## Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
> Lingbao’s diapers became the most highly encrypted item in the General’s Mansion—
＞Qiqi kindly used holy light to disinfect, but it activated the eternal number formula that was not yet dried on the diaper.
>The entire General's Mansion was engulfed in a mathematical storm: the account books automatically calculated profits and losses, the weapon racks performed a formation dance, and even the big yellow dog was solving calculus.
> Erbao tried to seal the eye of the storm with a pacifier, but the pacifier was swept away by the formula and transformed into a "Riemann Hypothesis Bottle".
"This system has activated the 'Infant Products Emergency Management Plan,'" the venomous system announced amidst the storm. "Article One: Lingbao's excrement is to be treated as a cosmic-level hazardous material!"
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The afterglow of the Sweet Dream Rainbow Bridge lingered in the hearts of everyone in the General's Mansion as life returned to a mundane routine filled with diapers, pacifiers, and rainbow candies. As the youngest member of the mansion, Lingbao Su Ling's needs naturally took precedence. Ah Luo's hand-sewn brocade diapers were soft, breathable, and highly absorbent, embroidered with soothing strawberries blessed by the Seven Treasures' holy light. They were truly a luxury item in the world of baby products. However, everyone overlooked a serious problem: the eternal number formula Lingbao had unconsciously scribbled would not only remain on the pickle jar, but also... under her little butt!
It was a warm afternoon. Lingbao had just finished a hearty meal of pureed fruit, her belly bulging. A'Luo expertly changed her diaper. The freshly removed diaper was still warm and fragrant with milk. Beyond the normal marks on the pristine white brocade, a few freshly baked, complex white-gold patterns of light, composed of some strange secretion (a mixture of milk stains and eternal number fluctuations), were strikingly visible. These were probability wave functions describing a superposition state of quantum entanglement! The patterns shimmered as if alive, emanating a mysterious aura.
"Little Ancestor, using a diaper as draft paper again?" Luo shook her head helplessly, unconcerned. After all, it wasn't the first time Lingbao had written formulas on vines, the cradle, and even on his older siblings' faces. She casually tossed the "math diaper" into the wicker basket for washing.
Just then, Sibao Su Qi skipped by. The little girl had recently become enthusiastic about cleaning and disinfection, particularly using holy light to sterilize and brighten her siblings' belongings. When she spotted Lingbao's changed diaper in the wicker basket, her strawberry birthmark immediately lit up with a soft pink-white glow.
"Sister Ling's diaper... Qiqi will wash it and smell good!" Qiqi stretched out her little hand, and the pure holy light energy was like a warm stream, instantly covering the diaper printed with the quantum formula!
**Section 1: Mathematical Storm Activated by Holy Light**
It was too late for Luo to stop it!
At the moment Qiqi's holy light touched the wet, freshly baked eternal light patterns on the diaper—
Buzz!!!
An indescribable and powerful wave, as if it came from the beginning of the universe, exploded with the small diaper as the center!
Like an out-of-control sun, the platinum-colored light instantly illuminated the entire room! Within the radiance, countless complex formulas, symbols, and geometric figures, composed of pure points of light, surged forth like a flood. Catalyzed by the Holy Light, the quantum probability wave function was infinitely amplified and materialized! The entire space of the General's Mansion, like a surface of water into which a stone had been dropped, was instantly blanketed by countless overlapping, shimmering, and interfering mathematical ripples!
The math storm is coming!
Wherever the storm reaches, everything becomes a number, and the rules are rewritten:
**Finance Office:** Stacked ledgers flipped pages with a rustling clatter, seemingly without a breeze! The ink characters on them seemed to come alive, detaching from the paper and frantically reorganizing and calculating in mid-air! The figures in the expense columns shrank mournfully, while those in the income columns swelled triumphantly. Finally, all the accounts settled automatically, condensing into a giant, glittering golden "Ying" (Profit) on the cover! Next to it was a copy of the "Best Investment Recommendations for the Next Three Years" composed of light symbols! The old accountant, watching the account books he had been working on for most of his life suddenly "come alive," rolled his eyes, and fainted.
**Martial Arts Arena:** The gleaming swords, spears, and halberds on the weapon racks hummed and vibrated in unison, as if controlled by an invisible mathematical hand! The next moment, they broke free of their restraints, soared into the air, and, following some optimized permutation and combination algorithm, began a cold yet precise "dance of weapon formations"! Spears and shields formed Fibonacci spirals, swords intertwined in fractal geometric patterns, and arrows darted through them like meteors, outlining a dynamic Cartesian coordinate system! The soldiers in training stood stunned, their heads in their hands, dodging this perilous mathematical ballet.
**Kitchen:** Above the simmering casserole, thick steam no longer curls upward, but condenses into a constantly shifting Schrödinger equation! The braised pork in the pot bounces back and forth between a quantum superposition of "both cooked and undercooked," and the aroma becomes eerie and unpredictable. The cook waves her spatula, trying to disrupt the equation, but the tip traces a perfect sine wave through the air...
**Backyard:** Ah Huang, the guard dog, dozed on the ground. A mathematical wave swept past, and Ah Huang jerked his head up, his eyes gleaming with wisdom (?!)! He stretched out his paw and began to scribble calculus problems in the dirt! He would occasionally make a confused "woof?" sound at the ∫ symbol he had written, as if searching for a solution.
**Cute Treasure Room:** Third Treasure Su Yu's model of a rainbow cloud boat hovered in mid-air, its hull broken down into countless tiny geometric entities for dynamic force analysis, projecting a densely packed stress cloud map. Second Treasure Su Heng's jar of rainbow candy, the candy grains scattered like electrons in a probability cloud. Every time he opened the jar and grabbed a candy, it was like performing a quantum observation, with random results (he might grab a handful, just one, or even a pebble thrown by the neighboring second child). Qiqi's rag doll's stitches reflected light patterns representing the optimal stitching path, its eyes transformed into miniature display screens that constantly refreshed data.
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