**[Analysis Report of the Sound Wave Spectrum of His Highness Zero’s Improvisational Humming]**
**【Core Conclusion: No malice, no curse, no demonic nature! 】**
**[Key Discovery:** His Highness's humming encompasses an extremely broad spectrum, containing several naturally occurring, extremely short-lived, and unstable 'chaotic frequency points.' When an external object with the same or similar inherent frequency as one of these 'chaotic frequency points' (such as an instrument of a specific material or structure) is present, and this object is in a critical state of energy excitation (such as a musician infusing their mana into a performance), it will trigger a violent resonance! The resonance amplitude far exceeds the object's tolerance limit, causing it to instantly collapse! **]**
**[Analogy:** Shouting at a specific frequency can shatter a glass. The chaotic frequency point in His Highness's humming is the 'resonance dead point' that all things in the world may have! It is not a demonic sound, but an unexpected resonance of heaven and earth! **]**
The truth is revealed!
Lingbao's humming is like an invisible key with an extremely chaotic frequency. Most of the time, this key won't open any lock. But at a perfectly fortuitous moment, when she hums a specific, extremely difficult-to-reproduce chaotic note, this key happens to fit into the unique "resonant keyhole" of a critically ill-conditioned instrument. With a gentle twist—and snap! The lock (instrument) shatters!
This is not a magic curse at all, but an extremely low probability, unfortunate physical resonance disaster caused by the baby's unconscious humming!
Su Li breathed a sigh of relief, finally feeling relieved. It's good that it's not the devil's voice!
"So, the key to the solution lies in 'tuning'?" Xiao Jue hit the nail on the head.
Chen Bao nodded vigorously, and his little hand moved the abacus again, and the golden light projected a new plan:
**["Chaos Frequency Harmony Management Plan" and "International Tuning" Solution]**
**Core Strategy:** Reveal the truth, provide technical solutions, calm panic, and counter slander.
**First: Publicizing the spectrum and scientifically refuting rumors.** The General's Mansion has officially released the "Zero Prince Sound Wave Spectrum Analysis White Paper" (with technical support from Chenbao Abacus), detailing "chaotic frequencies" and the principle of resonance. **Simultaneously, the "Harmonic Frequency Safety Table" has been released:** This chart lists the proven chaotic frequency ranges that could cause dangerous resonances (with recommended mitigations), as well as safe, reliable general frequency ranges for musicians and sound engineers.
**Second Article: Universal Tuning, Active Defense. **Upgrade His Majesty Heng's Golden Pacifier! Give it a brand new function—**"Universal Harmony Tuner"! ** **The only designated tuning tool: His Majesty Heng's Golden Pacifier (Tuning Mode)! **It can monitor and fine-tune the surrounding sound field in real time, actively filtering and neutralizing the dangerous chaotic frequency points that occasionally appear in Lingbao's humming, converting them into harmless harmonious sound waves. At the same time, it can perform safe frequency calibration for musical instruments and sound repair instruments, ensuring that their natural frequencies are away from "resonance dead ends." **Tuning service fee: Two hundred rainbow candies per time (high technical content, reasonable price increase). **
When Su Heng, the second child, heard this, his eyes widened instantly! A pacifier turned into a tuner? And it could even collect candies?! Two hundred this time! A giant mountain of rainbow candies was beckoning him! "Yeah! Tuner! Collect candies!" He waved his hands excitedly.
**Article 3: Lullaby to maintain stability and calm panic. ** Given the spreading panic in the royal city, strong calming measures are required. **Launch the "Citywide Lullaby Coverage Plan"! ** **Executor: His Highness Yubao! ** **Equipment: Super-amplified Rainbow Cloud Boat! ** Load the Cloud Boat with the extended loop of "Lingbao Lullaby (Pure Harmony Version)" generated by the Chenbao Abacus and composed of Lingbao's daily safety humming (non-hazardous frequencies). The Cloud Boat will take off and cruise low over the city, playing the purest lullaby for babies, dispelling panic and soothing hearts.
Sanbao Su Yu's face lit up instantly! "Open the cloud boat! Play my sister's songs! The whole city can hear them! This is amazing!" "Yu Yu, go! Play some songs! Hurry up!" He couldn't wait to open his "mobile music station."
**Article 4: Severely Punish Defamation and Counter Rumors.** **Newly Added Ultimate Deterrent Clause:** Anyone maliciously spreading rumors about "Chaos Demonic Sound," defaming His Highness Zero's reputation, or exploiting the situation to peddle counterfeit "anti-demonic sound" products (including musicians' guilds, music repair sects, and unscrupulous merchants) will, upon verification, be punished by the Poison Tongue System with the ultimate punishment: **listening to the "Zero Baby Crying Recording (Enhanced Edition)" for a hundred years!** The recording will contain the loudest, most penetrating, and most emotionally charged cries of Zero Baby—for reasons like hunger, sleepiness, urination, or unhappiness—played endlessly on a loop! During the punishment period, the punished individual will receive the title of "Cry Listener" (soul-bound, visible) and be forced to wear special noise-canceling earmuffs (provided by the Poison Tongue System, with built-in surround sound effects)!
"Pfft! Hahahaha!" Su Li laughed so hard that tears came to her eyes. Listening to a hundred-year-old recording of a crying baby? Or an enhanced version? This was the ultimate torture for both ears and mind! More aurally damaging than shoveling poop or washing diapers! She could already see those rumor-mongering musicians and profiteers, wearing ridiculous earmuffs, breaking down and begging for mercy on their knees amidst the endless wailing of babies.
A hint of smile flashed across Xiao Jue's eyes. This plan, scientifically dispelling rumors, technologically maintaining stability, generating economic revenue, and using psychological countermeasures, was comprehensive! Chen Bao's calculations always managed to turn decay into magic.
"Implement immediately! Release the white paper and safety sheet! Upgrade the pacifier! Modify the cloud boat! Emphasize the tuning fee and the 100-year wailing penalty!" Su Li made the final decision. "Venomous Tongue System! Add some more to your punishment arsenal! Make the crying the loudest and loudest!"
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