Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Enrollment Guidelines for the “Gifted Children Class” and Parents’ Versailles**
The "Pacifier Gold Bank"'s "high-end custom spirit pet" business has become an instant hit. Second child Su Heng, thanks to his "President's Blessings of Vitality" and the daily livestreams of his chief cuteness officer, "Little Green Treasure" (with a projection of a dragon horn), has become the most sought-after "Cute God of Wealth" in the four countries. Fourth child Su Qi's "Holy Light of Wish" has been developed into a "wishing well," where citizens can invest in bonds and make wishes. Winning the lottery receives the holy light, granting small wishes (such as finding a lost chicken or recovering a sick cow), resulting in a booming business. The fifth baby's movements are becoming increasingly frequent, as if urging everyone to make room!
Just as Su Li was considering whether it was time to expand the nursery at the General's Mansion, a gold-stamped invitation from the "Heavenly Dao Academy" (formed by some high-ranking monks who were influenced by the "Cute Baby Logic" after the Eye of Nirvana incident) arrived at the General's Mansion. The invitation was respectful in its wording, but the core content left Su Li and Xiao Jue in a state of confusion:
**"We respectfully invite Madam Zhenguo and Lord Xiao to attend the opening ceremony of the 'Tiandao Academy · Genius Baby Potential Development Training Camp'!**
**Our mission: to tailor a road to heaven for the Four Emperors (the four young princes of your family)! **
**Specially invited mentor lineup (partial):**
**Supreme Sword Master Dugu Qiubai (Note: Changed to Dugu Qiujiao)**: Willing to impart my lifelong sword skills! (Changed my name overnight after seeing the Tai Chi rhythm of Xiao Jue's fingertips)
**Formula Patriarch Xuanjizi**: I am willing to teach you the Zhoutian Xingdou Formation! (The prerequisite is to borrow the Three Treasures Dragon Horn as the formation center projector)
**Alchemy Master Yao Chen**: Willing to share the secrets of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir! (Eager to research the blessing power of the Four Treasures Strawberry birthmark for medicinal use)
**Beast Tamer Immortal Wan Lingzi**: Willing to teach the secret art of communicating with all beasts! (Very interested in Little Green Treasure and any adorable pets that may appear in the future)
* **…(list continues to grow)**
**The Academy promises: teaching students in accordance with their aptitude! Unwavering resources! One-on-one supreme VIP service! Ensuring that the Four Emperors win at the starting line and reach the final destination!**
**Stay tuned!**
**——All faculty and staff of Tiandao Academy (including the former Nirvana Eye observers who have been reformed)"**
Su Li held the invitation and looked at the four kids who were having a "full-scale fight" in the yard:
* Dabao Su Chen sat cross-legged in the corner, shrouded in the shadow of an abacus, trying to deduce the "exact time when Little Green Treasure will shed its skin next time." His face was as serious as if he was calculating the destiny of a nation.
* Second child Su Heng chased his "Stardust Guardian Pacifier Pendant" (which Little Green Baby rolled away like a ball), crawling all over the floor and yelling, "Bug! Naughty! Give me back the pacifier!"
* Sanbao Su Yu used the energy of dragon horns to project a complex three-dimensional maze to trap Little Green Treasure, calling it "intellectual development". Little Green Treasure became dizzy in the maze and felt dizzy.
* Sibao Su Qi sang a lullaby to a lucky potted plant that had just been selected by the "Holy Light Lottery." The strawberry birthmark shimmered, and the plant visibly grew taller...
"Let them go to the 'genius class'?" Su Li held his forehead, "I'm afraid the instructors will be sent to the psychiatric department affiliated with Tiandao Academy first."
Xiao Jue was quite calm, his fingertips playing with the "Guihong Ruler", the jade ruler emitting a clear and melodious sound: "Chen'er deduces the secrets of heaven, Yu'er creates nature, Heng'er... well, is close to chaos, and Qi'er brings blessings to all living beings. Their paths cannot be taught by the academy."
[Ding! The host's spouse is highly aware!] The Venomous Tongue System is now online. [Based on analysis of this system's 'Heavenly Dao' level computing power and supported by Dabao Abacus data, the conclusion is as follows:]
1. **Dabao Su Chen**: The Dao lies in calculating the mysteries of Heaven and upholding the rules. Best mentor: The Dao itself (part-time), or… the river of time and causality (not currently offering tutoring).
2. **Erbao Su Heng**: The truth lies in 'Chaos Affinity' and 'Cuteness is Truth'. Best Mentor: The Untainted Eye of Nirvana (out of print), or... the Principal of a Cosmic-Level Kindergarten (position vacant).
3. **Sanbao Su Yu**: The Tao lies in 'analyzing all things' and 'creating nature'. Best mentor: The Spirit of All Things (self-study required), or... a super laboratory with unlimited experimental materials (invest in a pacifier gold bank).
4. **Sibao Su Qi**: The Tao lies in 'blessing all beings' and 'emotional resonance'. Best Mentor: The will of all beings (already bound), or... a galaxy that she can bless at will (too big a target).
**To sum up: College tutor? Haha, not qualified. Suggestion: Let the cute kids "interview" the tutor themselves, just as a way to expand their social circle! By the way... a little Versailles? 】**
"Versailles?" Su Li's eyes rolled as a plan came to mind. She put away the invitation, walked to the center of the courtyard, and clapped her hands: "Hey babies! Do you want to play a super fun game - 'Cute Baby Chooses a Teacher'?"
"Choose a teacher?" The cute babies' attention was immediately drawn to it.
"Is it like when Qiqi chose a singing teacher for Huahua?" Sibao Su Qi was curious.
"Yu Yu...I want...a teacher who can help me dismantle things!" Sanbao Su Yu's eyes lit up.
"Hengheng... wants... to feed Chongchong the milk of the teacher!" Erbao Su Heng held the pacifier pendant that he had retrieved.
Dabao Su Chen's face was calm: "Chen, I just need someone who can answer the question of whether the increase in entropy in the tenth dimension conflicts with the conservation of energy in the pacifier."
Su Li: “…” Okay, the requirements are all very “cute”.
"Okay! It's settled then!" Su Li waved her hand. "In a few days, many 'powerful' teachers will come to visit our home! You can ask them questions and have them perform their talents! Whoever you think is the most powerful, the most interesting, or... the best at feeding bugs, will be chosen as the 'temporary teacher'! How about it?"
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