Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Interstellar Black Market Prescription Auction**
As Dad ran away from his debts with a head full of goji berries, the Galaxy Traditional Chinese Medicine Bureau suddenly issued a wanted notice: "Reward for the Gu father and son! Crime: Possession of the universe-class top-secret formula 'Diaper Rash Killer'!" Sibao's dragon horn scanned the black market live broadcast:
- The intelligent wolfberry (which can speak) that is the reincarnation of the elder of Yaowang Valley is locked in a quantum display case
- The auction hammer is made from my father's fossilized leg hair
- Electronic screen scrolling sky-high bidding:
[Demon World Representative: Willing to exchange ten Howling Planets for a prescription!]
[The new abbot of the Buddhist sect: Mortgage the entire temple's donation box! ]
The most outrageous one is Tiandao's grandmother, who held up a sign saying "Use four baby teeth to pay off debts"
"You're rebelling!" Dad plucked out the hemostatic wolfberries he'd planted on his scalp and threw them at the screen. The wolfberry seeds touched the screen and exploded, revealing the true form of the prescription.
**Gu's Universal Prescriptions for Child-Rearing**
**First article: Sibao nasal bubble (mainly for treating interstellar hemorrhoids)**
**Last article: Dad’s gray leg hair (specially for treating dark circles under children’s eyes)**
The auction hall erupted in chaos, with the intelligent wolfberry smashing through the display case: "I'd rather die than be used as a medicinal herb!"
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**Section 2: Prescription Metaverse Encryption War**
As various forces scrambled for the electronic prescription, Mommy activated the monk's golden pacifier: "Execute the 'Wanshifang' inheritance agreement!"
Pacifier sprays golden light:
- The prescription text jumps into the void and turns into a diaper-shaped QR code
- Each prescription is automatically bound to the father's social death scene:
"Face covered in shit" video = code for heat-clearing and detoxifying recipe
GIF of "Hair Pulled" = Key to the Bone and Tendon Reinstatement Formula
- The most amazing thing is Yaowang Valley wolfberry, which spontaneously formed a dynamic verification code: "Please read aloud my father's begging for mercy!"
Sibao rode on his dad's neck and started a live broadcast: "My friends! Double-click to unlock 'Dad Crying Face' to cure all diseases!"
StarCraft viewers are giving crazy rewards:
- Use rockets in the Demon Realm to trigger the "Diaper Firewall" (Rockets turn into pacifiers)
- Buddhist sect inserts coins to activate the "chanting jammer" (the wooden fish sound changes to "Dig, Dig")
- Grandma Tiandao attempted to secretly film her, and her phone automatically played the video of her stealing anti-baldness medicine
"Ultimate Defense!" My sister Xiaoqi's strawberry birthmark glowed. All the prescriptions instantly folded into quantum form:
- Fold it into a paper airplane and put it into the monk's golden pacifier
- The pacifier expands into a cosmic medicine cabinet (the cabinet door requires a four-treasure tear gland scan)
- Anti-theft declaration engraved on the cabinet:
**Dare to steal the recipe? Drink your father's foot washing water as punishment!**
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**Section 3: Elder Goji's betrayal**
As the medicine cabinet toured the galaxy, the intelligent wolfberry suddenly rebelled: "Enough! I want to be the main herbal medicine!"
It swallowed the golden nipple and turned into a towering poisonous plant:
- Roots pierce the medicine cabinet to steal the prescription
- Poisonous fruit sprays "anti-parenting acid rain" (those who are rained on hate having children)
- The branches and leaves condense into a declaration of war:
Declaration of Independence
**Rule 1: Do not use your father's social death moment as a remedy!**
The father grabbed the last handful of leg hair and said, "Son! Activate 'fatherly love fights poison with poison'!"
Sibao spread his leg hair towards the strain:
- The smell of burnt hair activates the "smell your father's stinky feet cure all diseases" prescription clause
- Xiaoqi's venomous tongue condensed into herbicide: "Stupid wolfberry! You have violated Article 27 of the 'Code of Conduct for Herbal Medicine Practitioners'!"
- Mommy disassembles Strawberry Birthmark: "Take that! Auntie's end-of-life antivirus program!"
Shocking reversal:
1. The poisonous fruit explodes into a rain of golden seeds (each containing a fragment of the medicine)
2. The monk's residual soul overflows from the pacifier, wraps around the seed and sings a lullaby
3. All the babies in the galaxy cry at the same time—
Sound waves drive seeds into the core of the star
In the morning light, the earth is the first to bear the fruits of the prescription:
- The herb "Fever Reducing Patch" grows in the cracks of the Great Wall bricks (needs to be used with the Daddy Face Puller)
- The waves of the Yellow River condense into "Diarrhea Stop" granules (solvent: Sibao bath water)
- The most amazing thing is Dad’s bald head, and the newly planted wolfberry seedlings are hung with electronic tags:
**Living Prescription: "Social Death Therapy"**
**Main treatment: cosmic depression with children**
**Usage: Watch dad being plucked every day**
The Interstellar Court handed down its final verdict:
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The Pact of the Eternal Prescription
Free sharing throughout the universe (payment: share your dad's social death video)
Establishment of the Monk Wolfberry Memorial Garden (Exhibit: Mutinous strain specimens)
? Supplementary Provisions:
Gu Xiaoqi obtains the naming rights——
"Detoxification powder"
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When the younger sister scattered the antidote across the galaxy, the last seed sprouted in a black hole. The father's cries echoed across the universe, along with the scent of the medicine. The heavy ears of wheat in the fields bent collectively, as if in a moment of silence for the most miserable father in human history.
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