>** Lingbao drools:** "Shh... burp? This water is kind of sweet!"
>**The Four Nations' Diplomatic Mission:** Polluting the Holy River! Divine Punishment! Must Be Divinely Punished!
＞**Chenbao Abacus:** Water quality report: Chaos factor content 0.0001%, beneficial bacteria +999%!
>**Second baby pacifier:** Bad water? Pacifier barrier protection!
>**Sanbao Yunzhou:** Linger brand saliva purifier, spray start!
>**Venomous Tongue System:** Slander me again? You'll be punished by being a humanoid water purifier for a hundred years!
>**Xiao Jue:** What appears to be filth in the eyes of the world is actually the self-purifying breath of heaven and earth.
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The terrifying legend of "chaos paper paste" spread like a plague among the high-ranking officials of the four nations. The Imperial Academy of Ancient Books was deserted, and the venerable scholars shuddered at the mere mention of "childcare," fearing their meager book-editing skills would be targeted by the system and condemned to eternal proofreading the second-by-second, ink-stained, saliva-infused Chaos Book. In the General's backyard, the piles of paper pulp from ancient childcare books, thoroughly "decontaminated" by Lingbao's saliva, were eventually transformed by skillful artisans into **super absorbent and moisture-proof wallpaper**. This wallpaper was then applied to the walls of several perpetually damp underground warehouses within the general's mansion. The result was remarkable, with a subtle fragrance (a blend of milk and ink), a model of waste recycling.
The world seemed to have calmed down for a while, at least when it came to offering scriptures. No one dared to test the law anymore. Lingbao's saliva exploration had also entered a relatively stable "**fluid dynamics observation period**." She loved to accumulate saliva in her mouth, puff out her cheeks, and then suddenly "puff" it out, observing the shimmering arcs it drew in the air and the various irregular patterns it formed upon landing. A'Luo's bib consumption reached a new high, and the slippery floors of the mansion (especially around the jade crawling mat where Lingbao often stayed) often needed urgent wiping to prevent "slip accidents."
It was a clear, sunny day. Seeing Lingbao tired of drooling indoors, Su Li took her and her three brothers to the scenic Bibotan Lake on the outskirts of the royal city to relax. Bibotan Lake, with its clear, sweet waters, was one of the city's most important water sources. Green willows shaded the lake, birds chirped, and flowers bloomed. Commoners often came here to fetch water, wash clothes, and play.
"Ling'er, look, the big lake! Shuishui!" Su Li held her daughter in her arms, stood on a flat bluestone beside the pond, and pointed at the shimmering water.
Lingbao saw such a vast expanse of water for the first time. Her big, black eyes widened, her mouth slightly parted, and a stream of glittering saliva quietly slid down the corner of her mouth and dripped onto the back of Su Li's hand. She seemed mesmerized by the rippling waves, leaning forward excitedly, her little hand pointing at the water: "Liangliang... Shuishui... Puff!"
In a flash, Lingbao's saliva, which had been accumulating for half a day, was driven by the intense visual stimulation and the desire to express himself. Like a miniature water arrow, it shot out with a "whoosh" sound, drawing a perfect parabola and landing in the Bi Bo Lake less than three feet from the shore!
“Plop!”
A slight sound of something falling into the water created a circle of small ripples on the calm surface of the pond.
This was a perfectly normal scene for a curious baby. Lingbao's saliva fell into the vast water, like a drop in the ocean, disappearing instantly without a trace.
However, the gears of fate sometimes get stuck at such insignificant moments.
**Section 1: The "Filth" of the Holy River and the Teacher of Heavenly Punishment**
Almost at the same time when Lingbao's "chaotic saliva" fell into the Bibotan Lake!
“Buzz——!!!”
A blinding golden beam of light, imbued with the power of divine judgment, descended from the sky without warning, precisely enveloping the surface of the pool within a ten-foot radius of where Lingbao's mouth had fallen! Within the beam of light, countless fine golden runes swirled, emitting a solemn Buddhist chant!
Right after!
“Boom!”
The dull, measured sound of footsteps approached from afar, causing the ground to tremble slightly! Four well-equipped teams, each dressed in different attire but all solemn and solemn, emerged rapidly from the dense forests and valleys surrounding Bi Bo Lake, as if they had been ambushed long ago. In an instant, they completely surrounded the lake area!
* **Donghuang:** The golden-armored royal guards surrounded the high priest wearing a black sacrificial robe and holding a jade sceptre, holding high a banner that read "Blasphemy and filth, intolerable to Heaven"!
* **Xiling:** The silver-robed star guards guarded the astronomical elder with flowing white beard and holding an astrolabe, unfolding the star map of "Star tracks warn, the holy river is covered in dust"!
* **Beidi:** The Ice Crystal Guards are guarding the frigid Shaman, pointing their ice staffs at the water, shouting "The cold abyss is furious, freeze the source of the pollution!"
* **Southern Xinjiang:** Vine-armored Gu warriors surround the colorful-robed witch priest, poisonous insects buzz, and they cast the totem of "All souls weep blood, the source of poison appears in the world"!
The four teams, with flags flying and aggressive momentum, pointed their spears directly at Su Li who was holding Lingbao by the pond!
"The enchantress Su Li! You have allowed the brood of Chaos to pollute the sacred Bi Bo Tan River, revered by all four nations!" The High Priest of Donghuang thundered with compassionate anger. "This pond is the source of all waters, nourishing millions of lives in the royal city! Now it has been polluted by the filth of Chaos. The pillar of divine punishment from heaven is witness! This is a sign of the end of the world!"
"The disordered star tracks indicate that the source of the Holy River has been eroded by chaos and filth! If it is not purified in time, the royal city will be plagued by plague and all lives will be destroyed!" The elder of Xiling Stargazing stood with his hair and beard standing up, pointing at the runes flowing in the golden light column.
"The will of the cold abyss has sensed the source of filth! The divine light of the ice soul has locked onto the core of the pollution!" Beidi Shaman's ice staff was filled with cold air and pointed at Lingbao.
"All souls are wailing! Poisonous insects are growing in the waters of Bi Bo Lake! This is the source of chaos and evil!" The witch priest of Southern Xinjiang screamed loudly, and the poisonous insects under her feet crawled anxiously.
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