Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom, look!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a candied haws stick emitting purple smoke. "Second sister said this is a lollipop that can explode into a rainbow!"
Gu Jinghong's hand trembled, and the freshly prepared Hedinghong spilled onto the diaper. A mushroom cloud rose from the cotton cloth corroded by the venom. Sanbao's abacus suddenly began tap dancing: "A new type of nitration reaction has been detected. It is recommended that melamine be added to improve the taste."
A wolf howled outside the tent. A bronze sword spirit drifted by, chewing mint leaves. "My young masters, the Northern Desert Wolf Riders are thirty miles away—with twenty-eight catapults and camels capable of firing poisonous stingers."
Erbao's eyes lit up instantly, and colorful bubbles billowed from the bottle. "Strategy of War, Strategies 1005!" She tiptoed onto the stove and sprinkled powdered sugar. "Drown the enemy with baby food!"
Section 1: The Poison Room Wonder
The copper pot in the cooking camp was bubbling with strange liquid. The quadruplets transformed the camp stove into a magical laboratory:
- Fluorescent blueberries growing in a steamer
- Cooking rainbow malt syrup in an iron pot
- Poisonous mushrooms with smiley face patterns drying on bamboo sieves
- The pickle jar is sealed with dancing green smoke
"Pay attention to the dosage!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was adding honey to the venom. "Last time, you made Hanxiao Banbudian so crazy that she made Granny Chen do square dancing for three days."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a molecular formula: "Mom! The hallucinogenic components of the poisonous mushrooms are 99% consistent with Daddy's laboratory data!" Upon hearing this, Sibao pushed the dragon horn into the clay pot, and the boiling venom suddenly projected an interstellar scene - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum incubator, and the display screen behind him showed the quadruplets' heart rate curves.
The bronze sword spirit suddenly rolled up the spatula: "Alert! Northwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical camels crashed through the wall. The stinger launchers on their humps flashed blue light, and were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27·Biochemical Specialized Type].
Section 2: Rainbow Poison Bomb
In the darkness, the wolf riders surged in like a tide. Erbao sat on a catapult, stuffing rainbow candies into a ceramic jar: "Third sister, calculate the parabola! Fourth brother, prepare the sugar-coated bullets!"
As the Mo Dao fell, the specially made poison bullet drew a beautiful arc:
- Blue poisonous mist blooms into ice flowers when it touches the armor
- Red syrup spawns Piranha Plant vines
- Yellow powder makes the horse tap dance
- Green smoke condenses into a "rookie" emoticon to taunt the enemy
"That's it?" Sanbao's abacus beads spelled out emoticons in the air. Sibao suddenly grabbed the blower, and the dragon horn data stream dyed the poisonous mist into a rainbow. The enemy general lashed out with his sword in anger, but Dabao's "Slap Palm" shattered his heart shield.
The mechanical camel suddenly transformed, a quantum cannon barrel extending from its abdomen. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was precisely thrust into the cannon's muzzle, and a holographic image emerged from the exploding frosting—the protagonist was mixing a potion in an interstellar laboratory. The test tube label read "Exclusive Growth Nutrients for Sibao."
Section 3: Genetic Sugar Code
While cleaning the battlefield, Granny Chen suddenly exclaimed: "These wolf riders have no heartbeat!" After dissecting the enemy generals, she discovered:
- Fluorescent syrup flowing through the veins
- Bones engraved with four-dimensional equations
- The brain stores cryo-chamber surveillance video
- Undigested quantum cookies hidden in the stomach
"Warning! Parent-child variables are interfering with the experiment..." The system suddenly froze. The bronze sword spirit tore through the disguise, and the mechanical arm grabbed the poison formula: "27th biochemical data clear—"
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly shot out a stream of data, and icing sugar solidified into a genetic lock in mid-air. Sanbao's abacus brute-forced the code, revealing an interstellar file: [The quadruplets are the 27th batch of genetic warriors, and their incubator number is 2023.02.27]
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