The tributes lost the halo of "seeking certification" and were like toothless tigers, with only expensive and bulky bodies left, quietly (and expensively) standing in the warehouse, consuming huge amounts of rainbow candies every day.
**Section 3. Lanugo Hair Certification and Eternal Hair Volume Officer**
The huge Japanese tax and the pacifier blockade were like two basins of ice water, extinguishing the enthusiasm of the four countries' tribute envoys to "seek certification." However, those who were still determined to do so still had a chance.
The deputy envoy of Xiling, a tall and thin man who was good at calculation, sneaked to the outside of the warehouse at night (he didn't dare to go in), and through the window, facing the starry building block city floating inside, took out a small jade talisman and prayed in a low voice: "Great building block city, please sense Xiling's piety! Even if it only records a trace of the breath left by His Highness Ling when he was playing, it will be regarded as a certification..." He tried to use the jade talisman to capture the chaotic breath of Lingbao that might remain in the warehouse.
Almost at the same time!
“Woo-hum!!!”
Sanbao Su Yu's Rainbow Cloud Boat (already equipped with an oversized "rejection notice" projector and an "illegal certification tracker") appeared silently over the warehouse like a falcon in the night sky! A flash of light appeared from the projection port on the bottom of the boat!
“Bang!”
A large, glittering, golden "Illegal Authentication Warning and Expulsion Notice," stamped with the seal of the "General's Mansion Special Items Management Committee," was precisely pasted onto the face of the Xiling Deputy Envoy! The notice clearly displayed his illegal photo-taking behavior and the judgment of the Chenbao Abacus, accompanied by a venomous system comment: "Taking photos of babies secretly is an even greater crime!"
"Ah!" The deputy envoy of Xiling was hit so hard that he saw stars and crawled away.
As word spread, no one dared to approach the warehouse anymore. The tributes from the four nations became nothing more than expensive, useless decorations in the Shogun's warehouse, depleting the four nations' sugar reserves daily.
That day, Su Li was holding Lingbao and walking in front of the warehouse (the warehouse was a restricted area, Lingbao was not allowed to enter). Lingbao was very curious about the shiny big things in the warehouse, and pointed at the ice crystal walker and the star building block city with his little hand: "Sparkling...I want it..."
Su Li was helpless when she saw Ah Luo come out with a tribute list (with illustrations attached) that needed Ling Bao's "review" (actually just a formality). The list was written on fine Xuelang paper, with both pictures and text.
"Ling'er, look, these are big toys given to you by others, but you can't play with them." Su Li put the list in front of Lingbao.
Lingbao wasn't interested in the text, but she was captivated by the miniature tribute images printed on the list. Especially the glittering ice crystal walker and the starry building block city. She reached out her chubby little hands and grabbed the list, moaning "Ahhh" as if trying to grab the "Liang Liang" out.
After a few unsuccessful attempts, Lingbao grew anxious. She tilted her head, her gaze fixed on the curled, curled tuft of her hair that she always tugged at. In a split second, her chaotic mind made a simple, direct decision: use the softest, most familiar part of her body to touch the "Liangliang" in the painting!
So, under the astonished gazes of Su Li and A'Luo, Lingbao stretched out two chubby little fingers and accurately grabbed the tuft of iconic curly hair on his forehead. He frowned and pursed his lips.
“Swoosh~”
There was a slight sound, like a dandelion being plucked.
She pulled off a small tuft of naturally curly, incredibly soft, light brown hair that had the warmth of Lingbao's body and a faint milky scent!
Then, Lingbao pinched the tuft of fetal hair, stretched his little arm forward with all his strength, and with a "snap" of his chubby hand, he accurately slapped the tuft of fetal hair on the tribute list, covering exactly between the patterns of the Ice Crystal Walker and the Starry Building Block City!
The soft, naturally sticky hair (baby oil) adhered securely to the smooth paper surface! A few curled strands of hair, slightly raised, covered the pattern, giving these two "artifacts" a unique, original stamp of approval.
Su Li: “…”
Ah Luo: “…”
Xiao Jue who just walked over: "..."
The golden light of Chen Bao's abacus subconsciously swept over the list with the fetal hair stuck on it.
As the golden light swirled, the abacus analyzed the insignificant tuft of fetal hair, revealing its unique, chaotic life-origination. Like the purest flame, it instantly burned away all the hidden energy circuits, authentication interfaces, and spiritual suggestion runes within the tribute patterns on the list (including the unattached Southern Xinjiang pacifier and Donghuang Enlightenment Platform). It wasn't a shielding operation; it was complete, utter annihilation!
That tuft of hair was like an absolute, negative mark emanating from chaos itself! Wherever it covered, all attempts at "authentication" vanished into thin air! It represented the most primitive, authentic mark of life, undefined by any external factors! In its presence, any request for "artifact authentication" became a ridiculous act of usurpation!
The Poison Tongue System's announcement, with a sense of relief and unquestionable authority, echoed at the warehouse door (and in the minds of all four countries' leaders):
**[A high-risk external authentication request has been detected that may cause physical interference with His Highness Zero's body (inducing hair-pulling behavior)! 】**
**[Executor: Four-Nation Tribute Certification Alliance (already bald)! ]**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone (including countries, sects, and individuals) who requests His Highness Su Ling to authenticate items, concepts, or identities in any form (including but not limited to offering gifts, praying, projecting thoughts, and capturing images) will, once confirmed, be subject to the ultimate punishment by this system—**serving as a 'fetal hair collector' for one hundred years! 】**
**【Penalty details:】**
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