**[Executor: His Highness Ling Su Ling (unconscious biting triggers a chaotic space-time annihilation reaction)! ]**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone who creates, possesses, uses, or intends to use any form of space-time items (including toys, props, and magical instruments) within a hundred feet of His Majesty Zero (including indirect connections) will be subject to the ultimate punishment by this system upon discovery—**serving as a 'diaper changing experience officer' for a hundred years!]**
**【Penalty details:】**
1. **Scenarios are permanently imbued with the experience of changing Prince Zero's diaper during his heaviest excretion, strongest odor, and most intense crying period (no cleaning methods, purely manual).**
2. **Perception Enhancement:** Boost your sense of smell and touch to the limit, allowing you to clearly feel every bit of warmth, stickiness, and... the impact of an explosion.**
3. **Time Loop:** The penalty scene will loop indefinitely, and will reset immediately after each diaper change (overflowing state).**
4. **Title Binding:** The punished person receives the title of "Eternal Diaper Officer" (soul-bound, visible in reincarnation, and has its own scent aura).**
**[Effective immediately! Covering all heavens! Tracing cause and effect! Enforced!]**
**[Appendix: Candidate for the first 'Eternal Diaper Officer': Zhang Mingyuan, Minister of Rites of Donghuang (provider of the hourglass).]**
"Eternal…Diaper Officer?"
"A hundred years...changing diapers?"
"Scent aura?"
"vomit…"
Imagine that perpetually recurring, pungent image. Everyone who heard of this penalty, friend or foe alike, felt their stomachs churn! This punishment... surpassed the limits of human endurance! It was a double whammy of physical and psychological devastation! Its nausea would make even "eternal playmates" seem refreshingly unworldly!
The four-nation delegation members were collectively petrified, their faces turning from pale to blue, then from blue to green. Their eyes, filled with the deepest sympathy (and relief that it wasn't them) as they looked at the blood-spitting Donghuang scholar (Zhang Mingyuan) on the ground. How could this be punishment? This was eternal biochemical hell!
Everyone in the General's Mansion fell into a brief silence. Su Li looked at Lingbao, who was still chewing on the hourglass, his face stained with a little starlight sand, and then looked at the minister on the ground, who was about to become the "eternal diaper officer." The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and finally turned into a helpless sigh.
Xiao Jue carefully pried open Lingbao's little mouth and removed the tarnished, gilded hourglass wreckage, which had left a lovely tooth mark. The sands of time within the hourglass solidified into a silver, crystal-like object with tooth marks.
Lingbao lost her "Liangliang" toy, her mouth pouting, and she looked like she was about to cry again. Su Li quickly gave her a warm bottle. Lingbao was immediately drawn to the bottle, her chubby little hands clasping it, sucking contentedly, her big eyes narrowed in comfort, as if the shocking act of gnawing through time and triggering a vortex of retrospection was less important than a mouthful of milk.
Xiao Jue held the remains of the hourglass, which was left with his daughter's teeth marks and saliva and once contained the terrifying power of time, and then looked at his little daughter who was holding the bottle in his arms and drinking contentedly.
The hustle and bustle of Jiya Garden, the calculations of the four countries, the ripples of time...all seem so insignificant in the most ordinary sound of a baby sucking milk, like dust dissipating in the sun.
His broad palm gently stroked Lingbao's soft hair, and his fingertips touched the warm bottle, as if touching the fragments of time that his daughter had gnawed away. His deep eyes reflected his daughter's pure sleeping face (she was starting to feel sleepy after eating) and the sky outside the window, where the clouds were rolling and unrolling.
A deep voice, with a kind of calmness and gentleness that penetrated the eternity, sounded softly amidst the sound of Lingbao swallowing with satisfaction:
“The rise and fall of dynasties are recorded in history books in just a few words.”
"A cultivator may live forever, but he cannot comprehend the fleeting moment of a finger."
"This long river of time flows endlessly, washing away all heroes..."
He lowered his head and gently rubbed Lingbao's milky head with his chin.
"...it was just a chewed-up toothpick between my son's teeth."
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