The entire solemn and dignified imperial study instantly turned into a huge, dreamy baby graffiti scene!
"Ah! The Holy Scripture!" "The Imperial Study!" The envoys from the four countries and the Donghuang officials cried out in shock, heartbroken and terrified.
Lingbao's cries miraculously stopped amidst this colorful chaos. With her tear-filled eyes wide open, she curiously gazed at the ink flowing on the ground, reflecting the rainbow light. Pointing with her little finger, she babbled, "Liangliang... Huahua..."
**Section 3: The Wet Covenant and the Eternal Saliva Officer**
Just when everyone's attention was attracted by the colorful graffiti on the ground and Lingbao's laughter, no one noticed that Lingbao, who was held in Xiao Jue's arms, twisted his little body uneasily a few times, and his little face wrinkled slightly, as if he was brewing something.
A warm current flowed down Xiao Jue's strong arms without any warning, soaking his dark sleeves, and then... dripping onto the golden brick floor of the imperial study that had just been covered with colorful ink!
Lingbao…peed!
And the amount was substantial! The warm liquid quickly spread across the colorful ink, creating a deeper, wetter "map." This long-simmering "morning urine," brimming with the most primal physiological needs of a baby, poured precisely onto the spot beneath the imperial desk, near the splattered ink remnants of the "Grand Ceremony," which had just been covered by Yun Zhou's ink splash and symbolized the "Sacred Covenant" of the four nations.
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The urine stains mixed with the undried colored ink, making a slight sound and sending up an almost invisible, milky-scented steam.
The golden light of Chen Bao's abacus subconsciously swept across the "mixed liquid area".
As the golden light flowed, the texture of the ground, which was stained with urine and colored ink, was strangely combined, extended, and reconstructed under the analysis of the abacus!
A chaotic and childlike "diplomatic flowchart" composed of urine stains of varying depths and colors and ink smudges suddenly appeared:
* The four delegations (four ink blobs heavily soaked with urine) each extend a dotted line (urine stains), trying to connect to a small wet spot in the center (the source) representing Lingbao.
* But these dotted lines were brutally cut off, disrupted and covered by the freely flowing colorful ink (the masterpiece of Sanbao Yunzhou) on their way to Lingbao's wet spot!
* In the end, all the lines (including the dotted lines of the four countries and the colored ink of Yunzhou) converged and merged on the small wet spot of Lingbao, and then turned into several unrestrained urine-stained radial lines with colorful halos that spread freely in all directions (Zingbao's contribution)!
* Next to the flowchart, there is a big crooked cross drawn by urine stains (Zero Po’s final judgment?).
The entire "picture" is full of infantile casualness, chaotic disorder, and the most thorough disregard and deconstruction of all rigid diplomatic procedures and "sacred covenants"!
The Poison Tongue System's announcement, with a kind of "I knew it would be like this" resignation and unquestionable majesty, resounded in the Imperial Study (and in the minds of all the high-ranking officials of the four nations involved in the formulation of the "Grand Ceremony"):
**[High-risk cultural discipline behavior has been detected, causing interference with Prince Zero's physiological rhythm (causing bedwetting)! 】**
**[Executor: The Alliance for the Development and Promotion of the Ten Thousand Infants Enlightenment Ceremony (already suffering from diabetes insipidus)! ]**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone (including countries, schools, and institutions) who formulates, promotes, or mandates the implementation of unified behavioral norms, mental templates, and moral standards for infants and young children (including His Majesty Zero) in any form will, once confirmed, be subject to the ultimate punishment imposed by this system—**a hundred years as a "Slobbering Interest Officer"!】**
**【Penalty details:】**
1. **Responsibility Solidification:** The punished person's soul will be forever immersed in the scene of collecting the unconscious saliva of His Highness Ling Su Ling (the saliva dripping speed is constant at the speed of light).**
2. **Perception Enhancement:** Your fingertip tactile sense and dynamic vision are raised to the limit, allowing you to eternally feel the wetness of saliva brushing against your fingertips and the despair of chasing saliva at the speed of light.**
3. **Time loop:** Every time you are about to touch the saliva, it will be reset immediately (the saliva is in a new position).**
4. **Title Binding:** The punished person receives the title of "Eternal Mouth Wiper" (soul bound, visible in reincarnation, and comes with a moist handkerchief aura).**
**[Effective immediately! Covering all heavens! Tracing cause and effect! Enforced!]**
**[Appendix: The first batch of candidates for "Eternal Wiping Mouth Busy": All members of the "Ten Thousand Infants Enlightenment Ceremony" compilation committee of the four countries (including the Minister of Rites of Donghuang). 】**
"Eternal... wiping saliva?"
"Lightspeed... saliva?"
"Never catch up?"
"Wet handkerchief halo?"
"Ugh..." (Imagine the eternal, futile pursuit)
The absurdity of this punishment and the degree of mental torture made all the people participating in the "Grand Ceremony" in the Imperial Study feel cold hands and feet instantly, as if they had already felt the wet touch that was always just a hair's breadth away and the feeling of powerlessness that penetrated deep into their bones!
The envoys from the four nations were collectively petrified, staring at the chaotic diplomatic flowchart, a "masterpiece" of colorful ink and fresh urine stains. Then, glancing at the emperor on the dragon throne, his eyes full of meaning and a hint of relief, they completely lost all energy to argue. Promoting the sacred text? Setting an example for the world? Go wipe your saliva for a hundred years!
Xiao Jue lowered his head, looking at Lingbao in his arms, who had just finished her "physiological problem" and was smacking her lips with satisfaction. The little girl had no idea that her pee had extinguished the ambitions of the four countries for cultural hegemony. The urine stain was still on her father's sleeve, wet and warm.
His broad palm didn't wipe the urine stain from his sleeve, but instead gently held Lingbao's soft body. Lingbao nuzzled comfortably into his father's arms, his little mouth unconsciously dripping a stream of crystal-clear saliva, which dripped onto the still-warm urine stain. Together with the colorful ink and the gold bricks of the imperial study, it formed a chaotic scene that no one could decipher.
Outside, sunlight filtered through the window lattice, illuminating the colorful graffiti and urine-stained "flow chart" on the floor of the imperial study, and also illuminating the slightly relaxed lines on Xiao Jue's stern face. His deep eyes swept across the urine-soaked "covenant" on the floor, "created" by his daughter, and then looked at the ignorant little baby in his arms, who time and again stirred up the storm.
A deep voice, with a calmness that penetrated all hypocrisy and affectation, rang out softly amidst Lingbao's satisfied smacking of lips:
"The jade scepter and the red steps cannot compete with the cry of a swaddling baby."
"The seal and ribbon of the alliance are not worth half as much as a dry diaper."
"This temple is so high, the power struggle is so deep..."
He lowered his head slightly, and lightly touched Lingbao's head with his chin, which smelled of milk and a faint smell of urine, and there was a barely detectable smile in his voice.
"...After all, it's just the piece of cloud-patterned brocade beneath my son's body... waiting to be replaced."
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