Chapter 158: Pacifier Gold Shop Opening Day



Buzz!

A strange energy wave spread out!

Inside the box, quietly, lay a piece of... Rainbow Candy? But this candy was different! Its entire body was crystal clear, and within the swirling rainbow light, a miniature, lifelike... wolf's fang was enveloped! A wisp of silver, fuzzy light lingered around the wolf's fang! The entire candy exuded a strange, blend of wildness and sweetness!

"Second...Second Young Master," the envoy pointed at the brocade box, his expression difficult to describe, "I mortgaged the sacred wolf tooth here, and agreed that the interest would be candy. But...but just now, this brocade box suddenly appeared in my room! Inside...is this candy! This...this interest is too...too unique?" He really didn't know how to describe this "hairy wolf tooth rainbow candy".

The crowd was in an uproar! Isn't the interest paid out in candy? How could the collateral have given birth to a "candy son"? And with fur?

Erbao was also confused! He jumped off the chair, moved closer to the brocade box, and looked curiously at the strange candy, then looked at the messenger: "Tangtang...interest? What Hengheng gave me...was Tangtang! Not...Yayatang!"

[Ding! Abnormal financial derivative phenomenon detected!] The venomous tongue system's voice carried a hint of frustration, "Here we go again." [Source Analysis: The collateral (Howling Moon Wolf King's Fang) contains the essence of an ancient wolf soul and the aura of the Northern Di Royal Court. It's stored in a rattan jar (residual Qibao's holy light and imbued with the aura of Yubao's Rainbow Candy). Catalyzed by the fluctuations of the Eternal Number Rule (residual signature) unconsciously emanating from His Highness Lingbao, an atypical fusion of concepts and materialization of energy occurs! Result: Rainbow Candy (Yubao's energy carrier) + Wolf Fang Essence (the core of the collateral) + Wolf King's fur (conceptual derivative)! Name: Wolf Soul Rainbow Candy. Side Effects: Consumption may temporarily trigger wolfish instincts (howling, tail chasing, craving for raw meat?). Conclusion: This is the Erbao Gold Bank's 'automatic interest payment' system (a chaotic version)!]

The system's words were like heavenly scriptures, but the words "wolf nature," "howling," and "raw meat" still made the Northern Di envoy's face turn pale. He silently closed the box. He was a little hesitant to accept the interest.

But this is just the beginning!

In the home of the wealthy businessman who had mortgaged the jade pendant, a small "jade tree" made of colorful glass suddenly grew next to the jade pendant, and the tree was bearing several miniature jade pendant-shaped candies!

The antique vase was mortgaged, and the dead branches in the vase bloomed overnight. The flowers were all shaped like a miniature version of the vase and exuded a sweet fragrance!

The old Hanlin who had mortgaged a rare poetry collection found that the original copy of his collection was lying quietly on his desk, and on the desk there was a jar of "Literature Candy" with golden poems appearing on each candy!

The entire royal city was in an uproar! The General's Second Young Master's "Pacifier Gold Shop" was pawning items, and surprisingly, it was producing all sorts of bizarre "interest candies" related to the collateral! How could this be a bank? It was a treasure trove where everything turned into candy!

Countless people, carrying all sorts of bizarre items, flocked to the General's Mansion, clamoring to "deposit treasures to generate candy"! The situation spiraled out of control! Erbao's candy jar was completely empty, Sanbao's dragon horns were burning with exhaustion, and Qiqi's Holy Light Seal was nearly depleted of energy. The collateral piled up in the vine jars, mingling various energies and auras. Catalyzed by Lingbao's omnipresent Eternal Number fluctuations, the energy field of the entire "vault" area became extremely active and unstable! The air was filled with the sweet aroma of various candies and the tangled scent of treasures, hinting at the emergence of new, even more bizarre "derivative candies"!

**Section 3: Regulatory Regulations and Moonlight Abacus**

A financial (and biochemical?) storm caused by the "automatic interest payment system" is about to form!

[Alert! Systemic risk detected at 'Pacifier Gold Bank'! Collateral energy mix-up! Derivative candy rules out of control! Immediate financial regulation and risk isolation required!] The Poison Tongue system once again activated the emergency plan. [Promulgation of Version 1.0 of the "Temporary Regulation on Financial Activities of General Mansion Mengbao"! Effective immediately!]

Following the system prompt, lines of "regulatory clauses" condensed from holy light, with rainbow halos flowing around the edges and golden beads dotted around the core, instantly appeared like golden chains around the counter of the "Pacifier Gold Shop", on every vine jar, and even on the surface of the pile of collateral.

**["Mengbao Financial Supervision Regulations" Version 1.0]**

**Article 1: Naizi Gold Bank (President: Su Heng) is a legal financial institution, but is subject to real-time risk monitoring by His Highness Chen Bao (Su Chen).**

**Article 2: Before all collateral is put into storage, it must undergo an "energy compatibility assessment" and a "potential derivative risk prediction" by Chenbao Abacus (assessment fee: one rainbow candy).**

**Article 3: It is prohibited to accept the following collateral:**

**【Living creatures】(including poisonous insects and spirit pets, to avoid the generation of "running sugar").**

**【Explosive and flammable materials】(Avoid the generation of 'bomb candy').**

* **[Items containing extreme resentment or curses] (avoids the generation of 'Crying Candies' or 'Cursed Popping Candies'). **

**[Zero Treasure's Diaper] (Reason: Cosmic-level risk!)

**Article 4: The interest payment method is forced to change! The "automatic candy derivation" function is cancelled! Payment will be made uniformly using the rainbow candies handmade by His Highness Yu Bao (Su Yu)! Daily interest rate: 0.1 candy/100 taels (assessed by Chen Bao Abacus).**

**Article 5: In all financial contracts, His Majesty Lingbao (Su Ling) is strictly prohibited from deducing the ultimate proposition of the universe (such as the timetable of heat death, the density of singularities, etc.) in the blank space! Violators will have their contracts voided and the collateral confiscated (landfilled)!**

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