Chapter 145
[I am so greedy... I am dying of laughter. Is there such a disease? 】
[I was wondering, this was confirmed without asking any questions, it turned out to be the legend of the hungry cat. ]
[In Teacher Wen’s live broadcast room, new and serious diseases are discovered in small animals every time. ]
[It’s over, the greedy cat has been exposed on the Internet. ]
[How will Big Orange survive in the cat world in the future? How can he hold his head up high in the stray cat circle, in the dog circle, and in the urinating group in the southwest corner of the community! ]
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The host came to connect in a hurry, and just broadcast a short segment on her mobile phone. Before she could describe the specific symptoms in words, her rhythm was disrupted by Wen Youning's sudden diagnosis.
"this,"
"That,"
"Ah? No, that can't be..." Yunyoutianwai guessed that something might have gone wrong, and hurried over to take away all the snacks on the table, "What about this? Is it because there is food that it seems to want to eat it?"
Without these things, the orange cat's behavior on the table became abnormal.
Yunyoutianwai said nervously, "This is no joke. It's very difficult to treat a cat with mental illness... and this is not the first time. When I found it before, I didn't have time to record it, and it recovered on its own. This time it happened to be when you, Teacher Wen, started your broadcast, so I just connected to the emergency room. Teacher Wen, please help me take a good look at it."
Yunyoutianwai suspected that there were problems with the lens and the environment.
Wen Youning said firmly: "No, it wants to eat but can't, so it just stays on the side pretending to eat and chewing in vain."
Yunyoutianwai pursed his lips and said, "Before you started broadcasting, I connected with another anchor who was good at reading animal minds. That anchor said that my cat might be possessed by evil spirits and was trying to exorcise them."
After all, there are many legends about animals, saying that cats and dogs can see things that humans cannot see.
Although Yunyoutianwai didn't believe it at the time, he did feel a little scared, so when he caught a cat showing the same symptoms again, he hurried over to connect with the microphone.
"No." Wen Youning spoke slowly but forcefully, "It's very simple and pure, I'm greedy."
Yunyoutianwai was skeptical: "Are you greedy?"
Wen Youning nodded, "Greedy."
Yunyoutianwai's eyes twitched slightly, "Greedy...?"
Wen Youning nodded vigorously, "Very greedy."
"Meow!" The big orange cat couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and pounced on its owner's face.
In order to take a picture of the cat on the table, Yunyoutianwai squatted next to it with his face almost at the same level as the cat.
This time he was hit hard, and even if his face wasn't disfigured, there would definitely be a few scratches on it.
but,
The big fat orange cat made a move to jump, but it didn't jump smoothly.
Before the pads of its hind paws left the table, its body had already leaned forward. Without jumping, it lay down straight away like a piece of unleavened steamed bun.
"Meow?!" The big orange cat disappeared briefly in the camera.
As Yunyoutianwai held the phone and moved the camera downward, a cat lying on the ground with its belly on the ground was revealed.
[Emm... isn't it said that cats will adjust their bodies in mid-air and land on their paws 100% of the time? ]
[You are a cat, but this orange truck is obviously not.]
[Hahahaha, it feels like this cat can't even lick its own paws. ]
[Juza is indeed Juza, this is really powerful. 】
Wen Youning coughed lightly and put down his chopsticks. "Its behavior is what I said before. It wants to eat freeze-dried food, dried fish, and those delicious snacks. It has nothing to do with illness. It probably chews in vain because you don't give it to it."
"Also... it did this in front of you so that you would feel sorry for it for wanting to eat but not being able to, so you opened the snacks and gave them to it, not so that you would suspect it was sick. It's nonsense to say it saw a ghost."
Yunyoutianwai: "..."
So that’s how it is.
It seems I was overthinking it.
Yunyoutianwai raised his hand to his forehead, thinking that he was overthinking things.
"Meow," the big orange cat raised its tail high.
Don't listen to her nonsense.
No one tells the truth.
Give me something to eat and I’ll tell you.
"Can you bear to let me go hungry like this?"
"Meow didn't bite open the bag by itself. Meow is so sensible. Aren't you going to reward me?"
"No reward for not biting the bag." Wen Youning said seriously, "I'll adjust the recipe for you later."
"Meow?!"
What’s your business, meow!
Yunyoutianwai raised his hand and pressed it on the big orange cat's head, "Bite the bag? You don't even have a neck, are you targeting the bag?"
She didn't dare put those that would open when bitten on the table, for fear that the big orange cat would steal them.
And if it is caught, its snacks for two days will be deducted. She has taught this before, and the big orange cat should remember it, otherwise it would really bite it open and eat it itself.
"Woooooo!"
Do you look down on meow?!
The big orange cat rolled his eyes at her, feeling that he would not get any food today, he simply gave up, lay on his side, raised his hind legs, lowered his head and tried to lick, but his neck stopped moving just a little past his chest.
The big orange cat paused, stretched its neck hard, and finally turned its head and licked its fur.
They're all your own hair, so it doesn't matter where you lick it.
"I've sent you the recipe. You must follow it strictly." Wen Youning typed quickly. The weight-loss diet for animals must be based on the animal's own weight. Each one eats differently. She made some revisions and sent the final version.
"Okay." Yunyoutianwai copied the recipe and couldn't help but say to himself, "Actually, I am helping it lose weight."
Maybe he was so hungry that he behaved like this.
Yunyoutianwai supported his chin with his hand and sighed, "Those snacks are rewards for successfully losing weight."
Helping a cat lose weight is harder than helping yourself lose weight.
The fat kitten didn't understand anything. He only knew that the food he wanted to eat was out of stock. After realizing this, his hands couldn't help but want to get the snacks.
From the beginning, "I only eat a little bit", "Is the residue too little?", "Break off a small piece", "I have eaten it all, or I will lose weight next time?" "Only when you are full can you have the energy to lose weight"...
The only function of the bottom line is to allow you to retreat flexibly after the fat kitten steps on it.
Wen Youning saw Yunyoutianwai's soft-heartedness and immediately searched for a few more videos. "These are the various diseases that cats may suffer from when they are overweight, as well as some online treatment videos. Take a look."
Yunyoutian's breath stagnated, "Lose weight, now!"
"Meow!"
Next time! Next time for sure!
Yunyoutianwai grabbed all the snacks on the table and said, "Next time, you don't have to pretend to chew something to eat. I'll feed these to the stray cats downstairs."
“Meow—!”
No! ! !
The big orange cat stretched out its claws to hook her trouser leg and said, "You can't do this!"
Meow not allowed!
Wen Youning comforted him, "Losing weight will be good for your body."
"Meow!" The big orange cat failed to save his snack and turned to glare at Wen Youning.
Meow, you say it!
Doesn’t the cat know whether delicious food is good for the cat? !
Meow knows it so well!
"Ouch..." The big orange cat lay down on the ground like a naughty boy.
Meow’s happiness is gone.
"Yes." Wen Youning said seriously: "You can jump onto the table and continue pretending to eat."
Big orange cat: “…”
Let me show you how to turn this damn thing off.
Wen Youning continued, "Even if your body doesn't move, but your mouth is moving, it still counts as exercise."
The big orange cat licked its nose and gave a disdainful look, and the screen of the live broadcast room suddenly went black.
[Hmm? Is Yunyoutianwai back? ]
[Big Orange Cat: Meow, I can’t listen to these words! ]
[Hahaha, it's okay for a kitten to be a little fat. Being fat is cute too! It's round and soft, you don't know how cuddly a fat kitten's belly is! ]
[Yes!! Speak up for the fat kitten! Because it is so round, I can’t even do sit-ups to scratch it. Hehe, I am not attracted to cats, the only thing I can pet is the fat kitten. ]
[No, this is right, sister? How can this be right!? ]
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"I think the rock wolf is getting a little fat." Looking at the disconnected live broadcast, Lin Baiyu suddenly said seriously, "How about starving it for a few days?"
The focus seems to be on the second half of the sentence.
A smile appeared in Wen Youning's eyes, "The rock wolf will chase you and fight you again if he hears this."
It's hitting, not biting.
This was what Wen Youning observed later. Compared to the ferocity of the rock wolf in biting the enemy's vital points during a serious fight, when fighting with Lin Boyu, it was more inclined to pounce on him and pin him down by using its body size advantage.
"Am I afraid of it?" Lin Baiyu raised his eyebrows confidently.
I just got beaten before going out, it’s no big deal.
Wen Youning turned her head to avoid Lin Baiyu's sight and looked towards the door, "Yanlang, did you hear that?"
"No! Listen to me—" Lin Baiyu turned around abruptly, looking at the tightly closed door without a crack. He turned around as if nothing had happened, and casually finished the second half of the sentence that he hadn't said in time, "What's the use of you listening to me?"
He sat upright, his back straight, looking indifferent.
“Hahahaha…” Wen Youning laughed out loud.
[Mr. Lin, you are not an umbrella, so don't force yourself to hold it.]
[Huh~ Teacher Wen is so bad, teasing Mr. Lin. ]
[She was making a fuss and laughing, and I just made a big gesture of "eating her to death". ]
[Is it okay? Is it okay? I thought that supporting Teacher Wen and Mr. Lin was a very niche behavior. ]
[Oh my god, I can’t let Yanlang see the comments. If this guy could read, he would have swallowed the live broadcast equipment alive.]
After dinner.
Wen Youning closed the lids of the lunch boxes and everyone returned to their respective places.
The food was light but not bland. Wen Youning ate while talking and unknowingly ate a lot. There was still more than half a cup of lemonade left.
I will stay here for one day today and observe the status of ramen.
Wen Youning borrowed Zhao Ziyi's office and sipped lemon water to help digestion.
Lin Baiyu just came to deliver food. There were so many animals at home that he had to continue feeding them at night. He cleaned up the table and put the thermos bag aside and asked, "What time are you going home today?"
"I'll go back tomorrow." Wen Youning checked the time, "I'll go back tomorrow morning."
After tonight, Ramen will be able to survive the critical period and be released from the ICU.
She was not confident in leaving the ramen to others, so she stayed here to observe for one night. If anything went wrong, she could intervene in time.
"Don't work too hard." Lin Baiyu handed her a bunch of keys and said, "This is the key to the first office on the left side of this floor. There are quilts and beds inside. If you feel tired, you can take a nap inside. This office is in your name. You can see patients here in the future."
"So soon?" Wen Youning raised an eyebrow, looking at a bunch of keys that were obviously different in size. Some of them should be the keys to the drawer locks of the cabinet in the same room. "I haven't applied for it yet."
Lin Baiyu curled his lips and said, "I heard it during the live broadcast, so I arranged one for you."
Zhao Ziyi had to go through the internal approval process to apply for an office. Although the zoo treated employees well and never had any problems with providing them with a place to rest, it still took time to go through several procedures from review to registration to getting the key.
It was much easier for Lin Baiyu to deal with it.
"Thanks."
Lin Baiyu said: "No need."
After he finished speaking, he added somewhat uncomfortably, "What I mean is, you don't have to be so polite with me."
Feeling that something was not right, Lin Baiyu, who was at a loss for words, stood up and said, "You just finished an operation, go and rest for a while, I will bring you dinner in the evening. If there is any dish you want to eat, you can send it to me and I will arrange it."
[Hey, you don’t want the company anymore? You don’t want the contract anymore? ]
[Teacher Wen, please kick him out. I think my cooking is definitely better than his, and I can also get paid to work.]
[It's hard to connect the domineering CEO I saw in business and finance before with the person in front of me. ]
[Mr. Lin, you can’t stop working hard just because you’ve made enough money! ]
[Isn’t this hard work? It’s hard work engraved on his face!!]
[Mr. Lin, I won’t allow you to work in this direction.]
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"Okay, Mr. Lin." Wen Youning waved at him with a smile, "I'll wait for your dinner."
Lin Baiyu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled whenever he went out.
Wen Youning was indeed a little sleepy. She checked the computer files, saved them and closed them, then got up with her keys and the unfinished lemonade. It would not be good for her health to lie down and sleep immediately after a meal, so she planned to go to the office and lie down for a while.
Bring along the live broadcast equipment.
"The salary here is very good. Are there any colleagues in the same studio? You can consider applying for a job here." Wen Youning bit the straw. "Students majoring in veterinary medicine can also pay attention to it. I am working on a project here and will provide many jobs in the future."
[Does it have to be this major? ]
[Are you hiring assistants? We are hiring a lot of assistants! ]
"Not an assistant, one assistant is enough for me." Wen Youning walked to the office and opened the door, and was greeted by a warm breeze - the air conditioner in the room was still on.
Wen Youning picked up the remote control and turned off the air conditioner, smiling even more, "My assistant is very considerate."
The office should be empty. The protective films on the computer and mouse on the desk were not removed and there was no dust on them. It was obvious that they had just been unpacked and placed here not long ago.
The quilt was covered with a quilt cover of the same pattern and color as the one at home, and folded into a neatly folded tofu block.
These things should not be arranged in a single office.
Wen Youning sat in front of the computer desk. "What I just said is just a plan for now. If you are a student majoring in veterinary medicine or related majors and are already working, you can send me a private message with your resume. The salary will not be bad."
【good! 】
【Want to submit a resume? I’m good at it. 】
Wen Youning turned on the computer and imported Ramen's medical records.
The hospital is under 24-hour surveillance.
The attending physician can enter the ID to access relevant monitoring.
Wen Youning clicked on the screen and dragged the ICU image to the center of the computer screen.
The anesthesia had not yet worn off, and Ramen lay quietly in front of the camera, with her abdomen rising and falling normally and smoothly.
The cameras in the ward are all facing the pet's bed and cage, so the owner will not be captured, but any contact with the small animal can be captured clearly.
“Woof! Woof woof woof—!”
Get out! Get out!
Wang really can't stand you!
The sound of a dog barking came from the crack of the door that was not closed tightly. Wen Youning, who had fallen asleep on the table, felt her fingertips tremble. She squinted her eyes and asked, "What's going on?"
She stood up slowly, her arm that was pressed down was already numb.
"Hiss..." Wen Youning took a breath and rubbed her arm that felt like wood.
"Woof, woof, woof!"
Damn it. You still say that!
It felt like there was a quarrel downstairs.
I don’t know whether it was directed at the doctor or the owner.
Wen Youning thought about it, stood up and said, "I'll go down and take a look."
There are also medical disputes in the animal world.
The quarreling sound came from the clinic.
When Wen Youning arrived, the dog was still barking.
But when you get closer, you can hear people’s objections.
"Stop making noise, baby. You're a man and it's just a minor operation. Can you be brave? Many dogs smaller than you don't bark." The man's voice was helpless. The anesthesia for a minor operation hadn't fully worn off yet and he started scolding even though he couldn't move.
The man felt embarrassed waiting here, "You didn't like to scream so much before."
Other people's dogs are all quiet, except for his dog, which is so embarrassing.
The only thing that can move now is the eyes of the white Pekingese, and the only thing that can move is the mouth. "Woof!"
roll!
Any good words?
What if Wang is a stupid dog who knows nothing?
"Shh,"
"Woof!"
No!
"I'm really convinced. What's there to yell about?" The man listened to the Pekingese's increasingly shrill barking, glanced around, and awkwardly reached out to cover his mouth.
Wen Youning said softly: "It is talking to you. If you don't talk, it will stop barking."
The man turned around when he heard the voice. Wen Youning was wearing clothes with a logo on them. He recognized her as a staff member here. "Sorry, it's Erbao who is too noisy, right?"
Wen Youning raised her chin and said, "It doesn't like to listen to you."
"Woof!" The Pekingese responded without hesitation. If it could move, it would definitely wag its tail.
right!
Man you are absolutely right!
man:"???"
What's the meaning?
Are you coming for me?
The man looked from left to right. In this hospital, if a dog makes a fuss, the owner will be held responsible! ?
"I,"
“Woof woof!”
Shut up!
The man hadn't even said a word when his dog yelled at him again. At first glance, it seemed like Erbao really didn't want to listen to him.
"I only said words of encouragement to you, why are you so disrespectful?" The man curled his lips, "You can't drink chicken soup, right?"
"Woof!"
Get out!
"I get annoyed just by seeing you."
'Catch Wang and bully him. Wang will go back and tell Grandpa!'
"Let grandpa beat you up, you stinky guy!"
The Pekingese's black eyes were full of disgust, and it was obvious that it was very angry about being taken to the hospital by its owner for surgery.
Especially when the owner can't understand what the dog is saying and keeps barking, it will be even more annoying for the Pekingese.
Giving up on communicating with his stupid master, the Pekingese turned his gaze towards Wen Youning, "Woo..."
Man, you can, you are a very good person.
So... could you please tell him to get lost?
"I am so annoyed. Who is a man supposed to mock?"
'This dog-man.'
Wen Youning used a more euphemistic way of saying, "You said it was a man, and it thought you were mocking it."
"How can a man be mocked? You are such a petty person." The man pointed at Pekingese's nose, "I have always said this before. I called you a man, and you are so enthusiastic."
The Pekingese opened his mouth to bite, but couldn't move.
Unable to move, I could only stand there and get angry.
"It just had surgery, don't be angry." Wen Youning covered Pekingese's chest with her palm, "What surgery did you come here for?"
The man saw that she misunderstood, and hurriedly said, "It's not an operation, it's not an operation, you don't have to worry about gas problems, it's just a sterilization."
As soon as he said this, he stopped suddenly.
Hey I...
【? Sterilization surgery? 】
[If I don’t scold you, who else should I scold? You deserve to be scolded! ]
[It is gradually no longer a boy...]
[Even the dog can’t stand it! ]
[Everything was fine when I came here, I can't go back. 】
[Hahahaha, I'm fucking dying of laughter. What's the difference between this and pointing at a dog that's just been neutered and calling him "father"? ]
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Wen Youning stopped checking, took off her gloves and threw them into the trash can in the house. "This Pekingese is very smart. If you often say a word to it, it will understand what you mean. Just coax it. A minor surgery is still a surgery. If you get angry before you have fully recovered from the anesthesia, it will affect your recovery."
"Okay, okay, I'll coax her. I'll coax her." The man patted his chest and punched the invoice, "I'm good at coaxing."
The Pekingese moved its eyes up and down, but it didn't look at him. "Woo..."
So annoying.
Wen Youning yawned. Everyone had come out. The ICU was on the first floor, not far from this ward. Plus, it was almost time for the patient to wake up after the operation, so she went over to take a look.
It was dark outside the window without a single ray of light.
Ramen mom was still standing outside, holding up her phone and taking pictures non-stop.
The seriously ill dog was saved, and she couldn't wait to tell the world the news with a picture.
"Ramen mom, have you been guarding here all this time?"
"Teacher Wen?" Ramen's mother put away her phone and said, "Yes, I was planning to leave for a while to eat, but I saw its eyelids move, so I didn't leave."
"Awake." Wen Youning looked through the window of the ICU and clearly saw the Husky inside blinking.
There are some fixed straps on the body, so you don’t have to worry about the Husky moving around and causing secondary injuries to yourself.
The Husky looked quite obedient after waking up.
"You'll feel more energetic if you take a break." Wen Youning saw the Husky's mouth opening and closing, and suddenly thought of something, and said, "Ramen's voice may be different from before."
This problem occurs in most tracheal surgeries.
Ramen mom shook her head with red eyes: "It's okay, I don't care about this."
Being alive is already good enough. She doesn't care even if she can't make any sound after the operation. What's more, she can still make a sound now, just not the same as before.
What is this?
In Ramen Mama's opinion, this was not even worth Wen Youning's special reminder.
"Sneeze," an extremely subtle sound, as if it did not go through the throat, and was completely pushed out by the nasal sound with force. It could be faintly heard in front of the silent ICU door.
Ramen mom sniffed and felt like she was hallucinating, "What's that noise?" She raised her hand and rubbed her ear. If it wasn't for the cold weather, she would have suspected that a mosquito had landed on her ear.
Wen Youning blinked and shifted her gaze to Ramen in the ICU.
"Sneeze?" It was still a faint sound, as thin as a mosquito's buzz.
It seemed like a gust of wind blew by, and Ramen Mom shivered: "..."
Is it so ugly?
Teacher Wen is really right, and it’s not an exaggeration at all.
Ramen's mother was puzzled. The information she searched online seemed to say that after tracheal surgery, one would be unable to make any sound for a short period of time. "Wouldn't the throat be unable to make any sound after tracheal surgery?"
"Well, the reason why patients cannot speak after tracheal surgery is because the trachea is cut open, and the gas in the trachea does not pass through the glottis to vibrate the vocal cords, so the patient cannot make a sound. Ramen's situation is different. Try putting your hand on your throat and making a 'hum' sound without vibrating your throat. This is how ramen sounds now, but because it has not recovered yet, it will sound strange and light."
If a person undergoes the same or similar surgery, the patient with a tracheotomy can speak with the help of a speech valve while being conscious, and can speak normally after the tube is removed.
Small animals are different.
Wen Youning touched his nose and said, "Actually, this is not the final performance. The sound will still change after it fully recovers."
Ramen's mother looked over with a suspicious look: "Will it get better?"
"It will... get bigger."
Ramen Mom: “?”
Okay, no more changes.
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