Chapter 33, The 33rd Beam of Light: "How about changing my name to Song Dadan?"...
The commotion made the two dogs jump up and lie down in fright.
"Get up." Yu Mushang said these two words as if he were gritting his teeth.
Song Xingyun quickly braced herself on her hands on either side of his waist and managed to get up a little, but then Changming, seeing the frisbee flying from somewhere, turned around and ran away.
It was fine when it ran, but before it ran, its rear end gave Song Xingyun a nudge, which made its owner have a second chance at love!
Song Xingyun collapsed again.
"I..." This is terrible!
Fortunately, she managed to hold on, but because she scooted a little higher, the man was now face to face with her, her hair brushing against his collarbone...
"Changming bumped into me." She had to explain!
Yu Mushang imagined several scenarios in his mind, and with the itching sensation on his collarbone, not only did his ears turn red, but his face also turned red, and the redness even spread down his neck...
Song Xingyun watched as the person beneath her turned red and warm, as if she were watching a shrimp slowly cook in boiling water. "Boss, are you shy? I'll get up right away!"
Yu Mushang: ...
He raised one hand, covering his eyes with the back of his hand in a helpless gesture. "I didn't." He was embarrassed.
Looking at the man's reaction, Song Xingyun suddenly stopped worrying. "Then why are you so red? Even your neck is red..." She rarely saw anything like this! She was quite excited. Yu Mushang quickly replied, "Is your hair made of steel? It's scratching me."
Song Xingyun: ?
Hair? Steel bar?
She looked down at the fine strands of hair that brushed against the bare skin beneath his neck, thinking she had misheard. Even if the Emperor himself came, her hair would still be fine and soft, not made of steel!
Song Xingyun confirmed that this was Yu Mushang's absurd excuse for being shy, but she couldn't expose him for the sake of her boss's face.
Before getting up, she glanced back warily at the 100-year-old dog crouching in place, making sure she wouldn't be "tricked" by its rear end, before quickly standing up.
"Sorry, boss, it was all an accident." It really was an accident. In just one week, so many accidents like this had happened that she was starting to wonder if God had bound her to a "fake accident Yu Mushang" system.
Yu Mushang slowly stood up, her clothes slightly wrinkled. Her "disheveled" appearance made the culprit blush and her heart race for no apparent reason. Without waiting for him to criticize her, she simply said, "I'm going to chase after Changming," and ran off.
Only after her footsteps faded into the distance did Yu Mushang look up again and wave to Bai Sui. Bai Sui, who habitually paid attention to her master, quickly ran to his side, only to see her master ask with a serious expression, "She did it on purpose, didn't she?"
The 100-year-old barked, "No."
Seeing its owner's expression change, it thought, "I knew she was doing this on purpose!"
The hundred-year-old dog looked puzzled, but as long as its owner was happy, it was fine. It drooled and rubbed its head against its owner's leg, a reaction that made Yu Mushang even more certain of his conclusion.
When Song Xingyun brought Changming back, she even brought back the takeout she had ordered earlier, which was the pizza place Yu Mushang usually ate at.
Seeing that Yu Mushang's skin was no longer red, she didn't dare to bring up the "old story" again and said cheerfully, "We can eat now, are you hungry?"
She very attentively spread out a picnic blanket, placed the pizza in front of the man, and, close to his hand, offered him disposable gloves. "Shall I help you?"
Yu Mushang took it and put it on by himself, his movements were so practiced that he didn't need anyone's help at all.
Song Xingyun wasn't angry at the silent rejection. Instead, she felt that Yu Mushang was amazing, but also a little sorry for him, thinking that he must have had a hard time during the years he was blind.
I thought it would be a silent dining experience, but to my surprise, Yu Mushang spoke up after putting on his gloves, saying casually, "I'm afraid Assistant Song might take the opportunity to touch my hands, so I think it's better for me to be self-reliant."
Song Xingyun dropped the pizza she had just picked up because her hand trembled. "You...you've misunderstood me! I'm not that kind of person..."
She was a little anxious, and seeing that Yu Mushang clearly didn't believe her, she impulsively went for it and grabbed one of Yu Mushang's free hands. "If I'm going to touch someone, I'll do it openly and honestly like this. There's no need for those little tricks."
She felt it wasn't enough, and that she could go even further with "fighting fire with fire." The man was still in a daze, so she gently squeezed his palm a few times. "That's it! Open and aboveboard!"
Yu Mushang: ......
"Assistant Song, why don't you change your name to Song the Bold?"
Who can argue with that? She even wondered if her stomach was full of gallbladders!
Song Xingyun was brave for a moment, but immediately switched to cowardly mode and quickly withdrew her hand. "What just happened? Nothing happened, hehe. Pizza tastes best when it's hot."
As she spoke, she picked up the pizza again and put it in her mouth, but she didn't expect that the pizza was still hot after so long!
She was on the verge of tears, inwardly lamenting: Pizza can't be eaten while it's hot!
Hearing her commotion, Yu Mushang stared intently in her direction. Song Xingyun, however, forced herself to admit her mistake and reminded him, "Blow on it, it's a bit hot..." She was practically in a daze.
The man raised the pizza in his hand and held it out to her.
Song Xingyun's first reaction was, "Wow, the boss is so nice! Even after I groped and pressed him, he's still so magnanimous as to hand me a pizza!" ╥﹏╥
"No need, no..." she was about to refuse with gratitude when she saw Yu Mushang frown. "Blow on it, it's hot."
Song Xingyun's eyes lit up at his domineering words: "The boss not only handed me the pizza but was also worried that I would burn my mouth!"
After a moment of surprise, she actually blew on the pizza as instructed. Thinking that she had already blown on it, refusing again would be disrespectful to the owner, she was about to take it. But before her hand even touched the pizza, she saw the man pull back his hand and the pizza together, and even take a bite!
What's going on?
"Boss, I bragged about that!"
It was too late for her to stop him. Yu Mushang slowly swallowed before replying, "So? What you blew on was poisonous?"
"I think your mouth is more venomous!" she said with a fake smile.
The substance I blew on wasn't poisonous, but it might have been contaminated with my...
She finally realized the true purpose of Yu Mushang's action, and a little voice in her head started raging: If you want to eat it yourself, why don't you just blow it up yourself?! Huh?
Song Xingyun went berserk.
Yu Mushang's brows relaxed, as if he had just understood what she meant, when he said something that almost made Song Xingyun faint: "At most it was an indirect kiss, it's not like it's the first time. Assistant Song, are you shy?"
Song Xingyun: Damn it!
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