Dog bites don't make the news.
Because it is so common.
Who hasn't been bitten by a dog?
After all, it’s not explosive news like man bites dog.
If it made the news it would be truly abnormal.
But Lu Yuan was on the news, not only in the entertainment section, but also very popular. In just one night, the number of comments exceeded tens of thousands...
But the contents of the messages were all kinds of strange, such as: "I know why Lu Er Gouzi is called Lu Er Gouzi, it turns out he was bitten by a dog twice!" "The rumor is self-defeating, Lu Yuan did not participate in "The King of Crossover Masked Singer" at all" "I think someone should fulfill his promise and eat shit live?" "Just wait for the shit to be eaten! I'll provide the bowls and chopsticks!"
That night, the words Zhou Shuai, eating shit, and Lu Ergou became hot search terms on the Internet.
Zhou Shuai’s Weibo post revealed that Lu Yuan participated in the program "Crossover Masked Singer".
Netizens were skeptical at first, but after seeing Zhou Shuai swearing on his personal reputation and even eating shit live on air and adding a selfie video as proof, some netizens believed it.
After all, no one on the Internet has sworn by such a level of revelations!
Netizens think Zhou Shuai is serious about his oath!
Who dares to make a selfie video swearing "eat shit"?
At least this is the first time in history.
So they thought that the contestant wearing a red tiger mask and singing "Brothers" on the show was most likely Lu Yuan.
After all, they seem to be about the same height, so it does seem to make some sense.
But……
There is always a little bit of drama in this world...
When netizens thought that the man in the red tiger headgear was Lu Yuan, news suddenly broke out in Hengdian that Lu Yuan was bitten by a dog and sent to the hospital. What was dramatic was that almost at the same time, the contestant with the red tiger head was photographed by reporters practicing singing in the training room, and he was in good shape, and even made a joke to the reporter...
After seeing this, netizens were stunned.
The next moment netizens went crazy!
The news photos of Lu Yuan being bitten by a dog and sent to the hospital were constantly reposted by netizens. At the same time, a picture of Zhou Shuai eating shit was also reposted. Countless jokes and even spoof pictures have been circulated on major forums and Weibo...
As for Zhou Shuai's Weibo? ...
Zhou Shuai’s Weibo exploded!
The next morning, when Zhou Shuai logged onto Weibo as usual and was about to post some gossip, he suddenly saw countless comments about eating shit and photos of Lu Yuan being bitten by a dog and sent to the hospital...
Zhou Shuai’s face turned pale!
His head was spinning and he fell off his chair in an instant!
The only words in his mind were "live broadcast of eating shit"...
"Lu Er Gouzi, damn, why are you trying to cheat me like this? Not only did you cheat me of my money, but you also gave me fake news..."
"Fuck, are you still a human being?"
Zhou Shuai wants to cry!
But I have no tears to cry!
what to do?
What should he do now?
In order to prove that the information he had revealed was absolutely true, he posted a video with great confidence and made some very exaggerated oaths and curses...
Papapapapa…
Now it hurts so much to be slapped in the face!
Now, even if you say that your Weibo account has been hacked and someone has secretly used these tricks, it will be completely useless.
Do I really want to live stream my eating...
Lu Manzi, you bastard!
Why did you get bitten by a dog for no reason!
You killed me!
…
Lu Yuan was in tears when he saw the dog bite making the news.
But he certainly didn't like being bitten by a dog.
At first, he just wanted to show his affinity for small animals in front of everyone.
He never expected that he would have an accident.
Fortunately, the dog bite was not deep and did not affect his filming, so he reluctantly accepted it.
Am I destined to never be able to show off?
never mind!
No more pretending, no more pretending. I can’t pretend in this life.
An honest person like me is not suitable for pretending...
After getting an injection and bandaging, Lu Yuan returned to the crew...
"What are you doing? You brought such a dangerous dog here to film a scene. What if Ayuan gets bitten? How do you do things? Why can't you bring a docile pet dog?"
"Director Wei... this... you said the crew needs to save money, and pet dogs are a bit expensive..."
"So where did you get this dog?"
"The slaughterhouse... I bought it for a hundred dollars... Then, Director Wei, what should we do with this dog?"
"Oh my god, what should we do? Let Lao Wang kill the dog and eat it. We can have an extra meal in the evening..."
"oh……"
When Lu Yuan returned to the crew, he saw Fatty Wei with his hands on his hips scolding Qian Zhong.
Qian Zhong lowered his head to show that he felt aggrieved, but he did not dare to refute Fatty Wei's words. He could only let Fatty Wei yell at him like a grandson.
The big yellow dog seemed to know that it was in trouble, so it huddled in the corner and watched everything in fear.
After scolding, Fatty Wei turned around and glanced at Wang Long.
Wang Long hesitated after seeing Fatty Wei's eyes.
"Director Wei, um, this dog wouldn't be worth much even if it was made into dog meat, how about keeping it for now?"
"What's the point of leaving it here? Let it continue to bite people?"
"No dog would bite you for no reason except a mad dog..."
"Old Wang, we are filming a movie, not doing any charity work, you know...things that cannot be used must be eliminated!"
"I know, but..."
"No buts. I said I'd kill it, so I'll kill it. Well, if we delay any longer, today's filming time will be wasted. Go get ready. A Yuan will be back soon... Qian Zhong, you bastard, I'm giving you a task. You stinky boy, get a docile dog right away, okay?"
“Ohhh…”
"Oh..." Wang Long looked helplessly at the shivering khaki dog huddled in the corner, then looked back at the skinning knife, seemed to sigh slightly, and then walked towards the khaki dog.
The big yellow dog started to tremble with fear when he saw the skinning knife.
At this moment...
"Don't bother looking for it, just use it."
"Ayuan, you..."
"It's okay. Pet dogs don't have that smell. The script wants to show it as a stray dog, and this dog fits the bill." Lu Yuan glanced at the khaki dog in the corner who grinned again when he saw him, then silently bent down and placed the bread next to the dog.
Lu Yuan inexplicably saw a sense of fear and defensiveness towards an unknown world in the dog's eyes.
It bites people only because it doesn't want to be hurt, not because it's crazy.
It's not a mad dog.
He agreed with Wang Long's words. He felt that dogs would not bite people for no reason.
Maybe it was because I rashly tried to imitate it that it really scared it.
"Woo, woo, woo."
The khaki dog sniffed it. Although it wanted to eat it very much, it then looked at Lu Yuan, its eyes still showing some caution.
"Eat it, don't be afraid." Lu Yuan pointed at the bread and took a few steps back.
"Woo, woo..." The big yellow dog seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally lowered its head to take a small bite. When it saw that Lu Yuan was not chopping it with a stick or a knife, it finally let go and slowly ate it all.
After eating, it timidly shrank into the corner again, and Lu Yuan seemed to have completely forgotten about being bitten and walked over to touch it bravely with his hand. Of course, although he was brave, his movements were very cautious.
"Ayuan, don't mess around..." Fatty Wei was worried.
It was afraid that the dog would hit Lu Yuan's hand.
"It's fine."
“Roar, roar!”
"Don't worry, I won't hurt you, dear..."
"good……"
This time, although the big yellow dog still bared its teeth and growled, it did not immediately pounce on Lu Yuan and bite him like before...
It trembled and let Lu Yuan touch it. Then, when it realized that Lu Yuan really had no ill intentions, it stuck out its tongue and licked Lu Yuan's hand...
"Dogs are different from humans. As long as you are nice to them, they will remember your kindness... In the slaughterhouse, they must have been scared to death. This state is very suitable for taking pictures of the first encounter..."
"I have a feeling this dog would be really good for this movie..."
"A pet dog really doesn't have that kind of feeling like this kind of dog. Look at the look in its eyes..."
“It should turn out well…”
Lu Yuan suddenly thought of a line in the script where he was talking to himself.
He suddenly felt a little emotional.
Fatty Wei scratched his head thoughtfully.
Its eyes?
What's that look in its eyes?
…
"On the busy street, homeless man Wang Jiaming was rummaging through a pile of garbage as usual, and then he saw a big yellow dog in the garbage.
After Wang Jiaming saw the big yellow dog, he stared at it for a while...
Then he felt that the dog was very similar to him.
They are all so pitiful, so timid, and they all live aimlessly waiting for death.
Then he thought of a series of past events... and his own life...
He waved to the dog subconsciously.
This is the second encounter plot.
Of course, the second scene where the man and the dog first met was not filmed smoothly!
After all, this is a real dog, and one that has never been trained, so many shots were difficult to shoot.
The shooting progress was naturally delayed, and a plot that could have been shot in half a day actually took two days to actually shoot.
This undoubtedly overspent the budget a bit more.
It would be a lie if Lu Yuan said he didn't feel sorry for the dog, but it wasn't all bad. At least the dog's eyes were very expressive, always revealing a look of loneliness and timidity. This look, combined with Lu Yuan, a wanderer, inexplicably produced a kind of emotional rendering power. Even several staff members in the crew felt an inexplicable soreness in their throats when they filmed the scene of the man and the dog meeting.
The sight of Lu Yuan putting on makeup and smoking gives off a sense of decadence.
The originally funny scene of Lu Yuan bending down to pick up the cigarette butt now looked very uncomfortable.
Be it Fatty Wei, Li Qing, or Qian Zhong, they all looked at Lu Yuan in a daze.
They felt that Lu Yuan's control over the role had exceeded their expectations.
The sun sets.
After the last shot of the second segment, Lu Yuan looked up at the sky, then led the dog away into the distance.
His shadow was swaying, and he seemed to be staggering...
Then this shot gradually lengthened and lengthened...
"knock off!"
After seeing this scene, Fatty Wei shouted at Lu Yuan in surprise!
With this shout, the filming of "Wanderer" finally entered the official plot mode...
In other words, the plot mode where Lu Yuan is the only one showing off.
…
October 20th.
It's late at night and everyone is asleep.
“Wangwangwang!”
"Oh my god..."
"What the hell is that..."
"Help, help..."
All the lights at the Remote Film Studio suddenly came on.
When Lu Yuan opened the door, he found a man lying on the ground after being pounced on by a big yellow dog, with his clothes bitten till they looked like a beggar's clothes.
"Zhou Shuai? What are you doing sneaking around like that?"
Under the lights...
Lu Yuan saw Zhou Shuai dressed in black and covered in mud...
The big yellow dog bit Zhou Shuai's leg, and bit it tightly...
"Lu Manzi, you're killing me!"
Zhou Shuai cried.
Crying very sadly...