Lu Yuan closed the book.
After being surprised, he fell silent.
He originally wanted to imitate Teacher Li Yuncheng and recite the text word for word, but he suddenly found that even his recitation seemed to become clumsy due to nervousness, which was really unbearable to watch. If he continued reading, Lu Yuan felt that he would definitely make a fool of himself.
You can't read it like that.
Yes, it can’t be pronounced like that.
He stopped.
After all, it was his first time standing on a podium with so many people looking at him. This kind of environment was actually much more difficult than giving his acceptance speech on the stage.
At least I have an outline to refer to for my acceptance speech, and it only takes a few minutes, but here...
All right.
I looked at the time and only ten minutes had passed.
Eighty minutes left.
What can you do in eighty minutes?
Lu Yuan looked at the students below and the teachers listening to the lecture in the back.
After the joyful atmosphere, everyone looked at Lu Yuan strangely as he suddenly became silent on the podium. They didn’t know what Lu Yuan wanted to do.
They didn't know what Lu Yuan wanted to do, and Lu Yuan himself didn't know what he wanted to say.
An atmosphere of awkwardness slowly arose.
There are still eighty minutes left, and I can't just stand there awkwardly for the rest of the time.
This is very uncomfortable.
Gradually, Lu Yuan became more and more nervous. At this moment, he really hoped that someone would appear to replace him, or he hoped that as described in the novel, another personality would suddenly appear in him, and then this personality would suddenly become boastful and know everything, and finally talk so much that these people would faint and become machines that could only applaud and like.
Unfortunately, Lu Yuan knew that this was pure nonsense.
Yes, pure bullshit.
My golden finger, is it time for my system to come out?
Other time travelers have more or less some benefits of time travel, which always suddenly appear at critical moments, but he found that apart from being more nervous than others, he really has nothing else.
Don't be nervous!
Being nervous is really useless.
Being nervous will only make you more embarrassed.
Lu Yuan closed his eyes and then opened them again.
Forget it.
Let's just throw away the jar!
Has it reached the worst?
Are you still afraid that it will get worse?
"Classmates... Actually, I had originally planned to read this book all the way through, and finish the basics verbatim. I estimated that the time would be up after I finished reading, and this would barely get me through the class. But I found that I couldn't do this... because I was very nervous, and nervousness made me read things poorly... I don't know how many times I made mistakes..."
"And I know that the consequence of my doing this is that all of you will take off your shoes and throw them at me on the podium... Then, the journalists at the back and the front will immediately call me a liar and a scoundrel. Of course, it is also possible that Principal Zheng and Professor Zheng will immediately ask the security guards to kick me out. Then I will set a record..."
"Yanying's record for the shortest time off the stage as a lecturer... I don't think anyone will be able to break my record in the future."
Lu Yuan looked around at everyone seriously, then slowly and sincerely spoke out his true feelings.
After saying it, Lu Yuan found that his nervous mood suddenly improved a lot.
“Hahaha…I’m dying of laughter!”
"Teacher, you have to be so humorous!"
"Hahaha, Mr. Lu, don't worry, it's impossible to throw shoes up, but it's possible to throw stinky socks up!"
"Hahahaha, Teacher Lu, I was really afraid that you would suddenly go all the way and read the textbook like this... After all, you dared to shamelessly advertise your own "Wanderer" on the stage, what else can't you do?"
"Teacher Lu, tell me, what kind of crazy operation are you planning to do now? Let's continue!"
"Hahaha, yeah, let's go on, come on! We can handle it!"
Applause suddenly broke out after Lu Yuan finished speaking, but this applause was accompanied by a lot of laughter.
Zheng Jianguo and Zheng Guolong in the back row burst into laughter. Lu Yuan's self-deprecation seemed very down-to-earth to them and it easily narrowed the distance between the lecturer and the students.
It seems they are overthinking it.
It turns out I read it wrong because I was nervous.
This is very embarrassing.
hehe.
The reporters took pictures frantically, thinking that Lu Yuan was very good at creating an atmosphere.
Lu Yuan didn't expect that his self-deprecating words would have such an effect, and he suddenly became bolder.
It seems that these students are not as terrible as I imagined.
Seems like they're easy to get along with.
Therefore, he simply treated this lecture as a personal show of self-analysis.
It seems that there is no stipulation in the contract that when giving lectures at Yanying, you must give some practical and profound lectures?
In that case, let's just clarify it.
"I want to state one more thing. This is very important because it is the truth. Please believe it!"
Lu Yuan's expression became more serious.
After looking at Lu Yuan's expression, the students also became serious.
Is Teacher Lu going to talk about something important next?
What to declare?
Perhaps it was because Lu Yuan's expression became serious and he no longer had any intention of joking, everyone became serious.
Zhou Yao excitedly picked up the pen and prepared to record what Lu Yuan was going to say next.
She felt that Lu Yuan's jokes were just to liven up the atmosphere, and the main event was yet to come.
Yes, the highlight!
"I don't understand the piano playing techniques, styles and meanings, nor do I really understand the deeper meaning of the piano, the layers and force of each note, and I don't know how to play the piano well or badly. I don't even understand the things you think are very basic. I can say responsibly that I am not as good as any of you. Any of you can come up and give me a lesson..."
Lu Yuan let out a breath, and for some reason, he started to explain again.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Crack, crack, crack!”
The reporters quickly took pictures, but it was obvious that they were not as excited as before. Some even felt that what Lu Yuan analyzed so seriously did not contain any explosive information at all.
Please, could you give me some useful information?
You spoke so seriously that we thought you were going to clarify something very important.
We've taken off our pants, and you give us this?
We waited for so long in vain.
Er Gouzi, can you please stop being hypocritical?
Don't you feel embarrassed standing on this stage and saying these things?
Stop it, bro!
At this moment, the students also looked at each other with a look of disdain, as if their joke was not funny at all.
Of course, there were a few students who thought they were very smart and laughed cooperatively, but their smiles seemed extremely abrupt in the silent environment. Then they looked around and finally dared not laugh anymore.
They looked at Lu Yuan with some apology in their eyes.
Teacher Lu, we want to laugh along, but your joke is simply not funny. If we continue laughing, we'll be considered as scapegoats.
Please, we can't help you.
Zheng Jianguo, Zheng Guolong, Lin Yuyu and others were extremely speechless.
Their general expressions were the same as those of the reporters.
This joke deserves a negative review.
Too deliberate.
Very bad.
…
At this moment, there was sudden silence again.
There was no applause and no recognition.
Instead, the whole classroom was filled with an awkward atmosphere.
It was like a crow flying by, cawed "caw caw", making Lu Yuan's face full of black lines.
Lu Yuan suddenly felt very suffocated.
He once again proved that no one believed him when he told the truth...
In fact, he didn't know how many times he had told the truth, but the effect was always very poor, and this time the effect was extremely poor.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan could only laugh, but this smile was full of embarrassment.
It looked like a dry laugh.
"Well, it doesn't matter if no one believes me. Anyway, I've said many truths like this before and no one believed me..." Lu Yuan laughed at himself again.
"call!"
"However, standing on this podium, I really don't know what else to say... I really don't have any piano theory or playing foundation, so it's impossible for me to talk about some basic principles with both voice and expression. Anyway, whether you believe it or not, I believe it!"
"But now that I'm here at Yanying, I can't let you keep looking at each other in such an awkward manner. After all, there are so many people here to listen to the class, and I really don't want to be booed off the stage by you... After all, I can't accept this myself... There's still a little over an hour left, um... that should be enough."
Lu Yuan hesitated for a long time, then saw a piano next to him.
This is a teaching piano.
The scene of his piano teacher teaching him to play the piano emerged in Lu Yuan’s mind.
It seems to be vivid in my mind...
He was silent for a long, long time.
Finally decided.
"Um... Zhou Yao, come up and help me..."
"Ah? Me?"
Zhou Yao, who was sitting in the back row, was stunned, then stood up and looked at Lu Yuan.
She saw Lu Yuan nodded at her approvingly.
She walked towards Lu Yuan subconsciously.
"You can write music based on the notes you play, right?"
"Well... as long as it's not too fast, I can write it. After all, it's not a difficult task."
"Oh, then I'm relieved... Don't worry, I don't play very fast, um, very slowly."
"Write music? Teacher Lu, could you, could you, could you..."
Zhou Yao's eyes widened, and her eyes widened even more in her heart.
Then, she watched Lu Yuan tidy up his clothes, then slowly walked to the piano and silently opened the lid of the piano.
He took another deep breath.
He really didn't have many piano pieces in his mind...
There are only two piano pieces left that I can play completely.
The rest of the piano pieces were mostly bumpy, with me either forgetting this or that.
Anyway, if nothing unexpected happens, I won’t be able to remember it for a while.
In fact, Lu Yuan really didn't want to do this.
He really didn't want to expose his rubbish piano playing skills to so many people...
However, I have already clarified so many things before...
What else would I be afraid of?
At this point, does it matter if you lose face?
Actually, it doesn’t matter anymore.
"bite……"
Lu Yuan sat down and closed his eyes.
A piano piece appeared in his mind, and then he gently pressed the keys.
Of course, I wasn't very skilled at it.
This piano piece is actually originally a guitar piece.
However, there is nothing wrong with adapting it into a piano piece.
When the notes sounded, everyone stared at Lu Yuan.
A strange feeling emerged in everyone's heart...
…
"God!"
"Oh my God, damn Lu, damn it, damn it!"
"Liar, liar, big liar, big liar!"
“Ahhhh!”
"Oh God, please send down thunder and kill this man!"
"Damn it, why am I not in China now? I should go to China!"
"ah!"
After Edward looked at Lu Yuan on the live broadcast platform, he suddenly felt annoyed and angry, and helpless!
In short, he wanted to rush into the computer and come to the scene, point his finger at Lu Yuan's nose and call him a big liar!
Didn't you say you would never play the piano again?
fraud!
Big liar!