actually……
The name "TWO DOG" is strange.
Generally speaking, an S is added to the plural.
But……
However, Lu Yuan’s American fans think that adding S is really wrong.
Chinese culture is profound and extensive, yet at the same time a little bit elusive for them.
It’s even more troublesome when translating into English!
Alice, the "Vice President of the American Er Gou Association", doesn't quite understand the meaning of the word "Er Gou".
Two dogs...
What does it mean when you break it down?
Could it be the...son of the two dogs?
But when you think about it carefully, it seems something is wrong.
Obviously Lu Yuan is just one person, and he is quite normal in every aspect, and he doesn’t look like a little puppy...
so……
It’s not really appropriate to translate it into the son of two dogs.
This shouldn't be too much, right?
But when people in China talk about Lu Yuan, they don’t call him “Lu Yuan” but Ergouzi.
She specifically checked on the Internet and found out that the three words "Ergouzi" were insults.
Swear words?
You might!
How can fans scold their idols?
Later, after Alice's multi-faceted investigation and inquiries, she learned that the three words "Er Gouzi" are the fans' nickname for Lu Yuan. It may be an insult to others, but to Lu Yuan it is a respect, a title unique to fans!
Then, she felt like she understood something!
She no longer thought about translating it into an English pet name, she just went for Chinglish!
This situation is just like when we learn English grammar. At the beginning, we don’t understand the grammar, so we often make up some original Chinese-style English, right?
then……
Er Gouzi became "TOW DOG"...
At the same time, every member who joins the "American Er Gouzi Association" will be forced to say the poor Chinese "Er Gouzi"...
…
"Er Gouzi!"
"Er Gouzi!"
"Er Gouzi!"
"Er Gouzi!"
Hundreds of blonde girls appeared on the street, cheering the same words continuously as they walked down Hollywood Boulevard. The momentum was absolutely amazing.
Countless reporters on Hollywood Boulevard were stunned.
At first they were shocked and thought it was some kind of festival parade and demonstration, and subconsciously wanted to call the police, but then when they understood the situation, their eyes widened instantly!
What!
Is this a Chinese star named "Ergouzi" coming?
etc!
Why does this name sound so weird?
How come he has so many female fans?
Who is he?
They subconsciously took out their cameras and took pictures of the girls. At the same time, several reporters who saw the news immediately grabbed microphones and followed the group of female fans like crazy...
"I like him, really, I like him, I like his Favourite Song, I like his movie, A Chinese Odyssey, I like his piano piece Wedding in a Dream, even if it's only half of it, I like it!"
“I like his songs…”
"I like his rock...I..."
“…”
The answers from the fans were all different, but everyone was excited, with energy and admiration in their eyes!
When they were interviewed, they did not try to hide their enthusiasm and kept cheering "Er Gouzi"...
They look crazy!
For some reason, the reporters felt that this "membership card" was not very eye-catching!
They took a deep breath and looked at the group of girls.
They really want to know which handsome Chinese star is so awesome!
it turns out……
After a few minutes...
The reporters saw a smiling young Chinese man walking out of the company. After he walked out and saw the exclamations, his smile gradually became a little awkward, and there was stiffness in the awkwardness...
He didn't seem to be particularly excited, nor did he look as enthusiastic as those stars who see their fans.
The reporters quickly took a photo of the young man...
…
"Hello everyone... Thank you everyone... Thank you everyone..."
“Thank you for your support.”
"I……"
Lu Yuan felt that his facial muscles were very tense, and at the same time, there was a hint of madness in the tense!
His smile gradually became very forced, and at the same time, he felt mixed emotions.
He was really caught off guard and had no idea why he had so many fans in the United States.
at the same time……
He felt that his fans were gradually becoming less than perfect.
There are some stains that if you don't clarify them at the beginning, you will never be able to wash them off.
At this moment, Lu Yuan felt extremely regretful.
but……
The situation was already decided, and "Lu Shuai"'s Weibo post could not save Lu Yuan at all.
"Wow!"
"Er Gouzi, we love you!"
“Can you sign for us?”
"Your Highness Er Gouzi, we want your autograph!"
"Wow!"
“…”
The fans were very enthusiastic and tried frantically to get closer to Lu Yuan. They held pens and papers, held banners, and their screams echoed all around.
The security guards were terrified. Since the company was founded, they had mostly been playing the role of eating and drinking for free. How could they have seen such a large-scale battle? Without saying a word, they stared at everyone with electric batons as if they were facing a great enemy. Some even started to call the police with their mobile phones.
They are really afraid of some unexpected situations!
Female fans are different from male fans. Male fans are more or less rational, but female fans...
All right!
These girls can do anything if they are pushed into a corner.
Lu Yuan swallowed.
He smelled all kinds of perfumes, and the mixture of these perfumes made him feel a little dizzy.
However, after looking at the excited expressions of the fans, Lu Yuan didn't know what else to do for a moment.
"Um...Boss, can you...sign for our association?" At this time, Erica came to Lu Yuan silently.
"Ah!" Lu Yuan looked at the group of crazy fans in front of him, then hesitated slightly.
He finally nodded.
should……
Are you okay?
"Wow!"
"Here he comes!"
"Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to faint, I feel like my heart is failing, I feel like I..."
"Wow!"
When Lu Yuan bravely walked out under the protection of the security guards, bursts of screams rang out instantly.
The streets were filled with all kinds of cheers and crazy sounds.
"Hello, 'Er Gouzi'..."
"Hello."
Lu Yuan knew the leading female fan.
She remembered her name was Alice.
At the launch conference of "Assembly", Alice once shouted out the words "Er Gouzi".
Lu Yuan remembered it clearly.
He was a little dazed.
He suddenly knew who was the culprit.
He felt a little aggrieved.
but……
After seeing how excited they were and how excited she was, he suddenly felt that these grievances were nothing compared to the expectations of these girls.
He shook his head.
"Er Gouzi"...
this……
never mind!
Just call it “Er Gouzi”!
Life exploits you and bullies you, what else can you do?
You can only accept it.
…
"who is he!"
"You don't listen to piano music?"
"Not really..."
"He is the most famous pianist in China. No, he is the most famous pianist in the world, on par with the world's top ten pianists..."
“So amazing?”
"Well, but actually he is not very famous in the piano world."
"Why is such a great man not so good?"
"Everyone's evaluation of him is that he squanders his talent recklessly but is irresponsible. It is undeniable that he is a genius, but at the same time, he is a genius that makes people curse!"
"Is there such a thing? This person seems quite interesting."
"You'll understand if you watch his video at the International Piano Exchange."
"Wait... is he... a director?"
"right……"
"Wait, I remember...he's going to attend the Oscars with us!"
"Yes!"
Pais, a senior executive of 20th Century Corporation, narrowed his eyes and looked at the young man who was signing autographs and looking a little anxious among the girls.
He couldn't tell what the characteristics of this young man were.
Handsome?
Not handsome, looks ordinary.
muscle?
No, not at all.
temperament?
He doesn't seem to have any unique and outstanding temperament, and doesn't look like a pianist at all.
After hesitating for a long time, he remembered that in addition to being a pianist, Lu Yuan was also a director and actor, and he was going to attend the Oscar Awards Ceremony with him and others today.
He narrowed his eyes slightly.
Then……
He smiled.
"But why does he have so many female fans?"
"I don't know, maybe it's because of the piano music and his melancholy songs... Anyway, I'm so envious..."
“…”
…
China.
"What! Er Gouzi actually has so many female fans in the United States?"
"Wow, my god, these fans are so beautiful. Wait, am I seeing this right?"
"this……"
"What a beautiful scenery... Why do these fans give me the feeling of a bunch of idiots!"
"Me too……"
"I'm so envious. I didn't expect that the notorious Er Gouzi in China would be so popular with girls abroad..."
"Haha, by the way, I received an insider tip, do you want to hear it?"
"What inside information?"
"I heard that the 'Huaxia Er Gouzi Association' is now producing membership cards and is also preparing for the admission of new members..."
“Is this true or false?”
"It has to be true, man, get ready early. I heard there are quite a few female fans in 'Huaxia Members'!"
"Wow!"
Yenching University.
Tian Wen was walking through the corridor holding a book, and she saw several boys staring at their mobile phone screens with red eyes, discussing the "Huaxia Ergouzi Fans Association".
She smiled unconsciously, and then subconsciously touched the membership card and regional president card in her pocket.
She felt an indescribable sense of pride in her heart.
The "Hua Xia Er Gouzi Fans Association" is indeed accepting new members, and at the same time the association has begun to improve its systems in line with the United States.
but……
Those who can really get the membership card are not fake people...
They must obtain relevant certificates of excellence and be selected from the real fan base before they can obtain membership of the association.
These boys...
I'm afraid I'm not qualified.
Tian Wen shook her head.
As a former top scorer in the college entrance examination and current president of the Yanjing Regional Fan Association, she said that the association's purpose in the future will be the same as that of "Remote" Entertainment, which is to only pursue the high-quality route.
After leaving the corridor, she silently took out her cell phone.
"Hey... We have a meeting tonight, and I want our idol to be on the headlines in Hollywood..."
"Well... I contacted the American side yesterday. Although there are not many fans, they are all very enthusiastic..."
"Of course, China cannot be left behind. Our idol cannot be left out of the headlines!"
“…”