Chapter 184: One drink and not getting drunk (please subscribe, please vote!)
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Under Su Zui's anxious gaze, Xu Kai asked Su Zui: "When you sleep at night, if you lie flat on your back, do you often feel a certain amount of pressure in your chest?"
Seeing that Xu Kai was getting more and more right, Su Zui asked nervously, "Xu Kai, I... am not in any serious trouble, right?"
Xu Kai smiled and said, "It's nothing serious. Your breasts are just too big, so the bra straps are stuck on your shoulders, and your shoulders and back feel very sore. In addition, because your breasts are too big, you have cervical spondylosis and periarthritis of the shoulder."
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Su Zui's heart was about to beat out of his throat, and he ended up coming to the conclusion that her breasts were too big?
Su Zui was very suspicious that Xu Kai was flirting with her.
But Su Zui had no evidence, because Xu Kai did bring up her question and described her symptoms correctly.
After struggling for a while, Su Zui asked: "Is there any way to cure or improve my condition?"
"If you go to a Western doctor, they will definitely tell you that if your breasts are too big, they are likely to sag to varying degrees, making you lose your symmetrical and slender curves, making you look bloated and unsightly, and increasing your risk of developing breast cancer after menopause. In addition, the likelihood of being exposed to external pollution will also increase. Most importantly, the bigger your breasts are, the more toxins they accumulate, and these toxins can be passed on to the child through breastfeeding, causing harm to the child's brain, body and immune system."
"Then Western medicine will recommend breast reduction surgery."
Xu Kai was right about everything.
In fact, every time Su Zui went for a physical examination, the doctor would recommend that Su Zui undergo breast reduction surgery, and the reasons they gave were the same reasons Xu Kai said.
When the weather is hot, Su Zui's breasts and the folds under her breasts are in a humid state for a long time, so she is prone to skin diseases such as prickly heat and eczema, which makes her miserable.
To the extent that Su Zui really considered having a breast reduction surgery.
However, Su Zui has always been reluctant to give up his greatest asset, so he has not made up his mind.
Now, from what Xu Kai said, it seems that he has a way to solve his problem without undergoing breast reduction surgery. Su Zui hurriedly asked: "Then do you have any good ideas?"
"I can give you a massage to relieve your cervical spondylosis and periarthritis of the shoulder, but this is only a temporary solution," said Xu Kai.
"What's the fundamental solution?" Su Zui asked.
"I will teach you a set of kung fu that can strengthen your body and prolong your life. After you practice diligently, your cervical spondylosis and periarthritis of the shoulder will be completely cured. At the same time, your breasts will become firmer and firmer, and then all your troubles caused by too large breasts will disappear." Xu Kai said.
"Is it really that magical?" Su Zui was a little skeptical.
"You can also choose to have breast reduction surgery." Xu Kai said lightly.
"Well……"
Su Zui was speechless.
After hesitating for a while, Su Zui said, "How about... you give me a massage first?"
Who would have thought that Xu Kai did not agree immediately, but asked inexplicably: "Excuse me, do you have a boyfriend?"
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"This kid wants to tease me?"
“What a vision!”
"Let's see if that damn girl Linglong dares to call me an old woman again. I am still very popular now. Her man has fallen in love with me!"
“Wahahahaha…”
Su Zui was feeling extremely excited.
After finally suppressing the excitement in his heart, Su Zui said in a pretentious tone: "No, how could I have a boyfriend? Why are you asking this~"
Su Zui's voice sounded like Huang Ling's, and Xu Kai's body trembled. He thought to himself, "Fan Linglong's sister is so coquettish."
Xu Kai quickly explained: "It's nothing, I'm just afraid that your boyfriend will misunderstand. After all, if I give you a massage, it's inevitable that we will have some physical contact."
Su Zuixin said: "It's okay, just treat me as your mother, good son-in-law."
But Su Zui said: "Then you have to be careful later, I am very conservative."
Xu Kai couldn't stand it: "Fan Linglong's sister is too good."
Xu Kai stopped talking nonsense with Su Zui and started giving her a massage.
What made Xu Kai speechless was that, perhaps because the massage he gave Su Zui was too comfortable, she would make strange moaning sounds from time to time, as if she was screaming at the window.
Xu Kai was convinced.
In order to hear less of this annoying voice, Xu Kai quickly finished the massage for Su Zui, and then hurriedly taught Su Zui a set of health-preserving skills.
After teaching, Xu Kai fled from the Fan family without caring whether Su Zui had learned it or not.
Su Zui felt his whole body relaxed. He looked at the direction Xu Kai left and said with a smile, "This kid has a very good medical skill."
After saying that, Su Zui came to Fan Linglong, patted her on the thigh, and said unhappily, "Stop pretending, the person has already left."
After hesitating for a while, Fan Linglong slowly got up and then sat cross-legged on the sofa.
Su Zui poked Fan Linglong's forehead fiercely with his finger: "You are really promising. You actually pretended to be drunk and wanted others to take you to a hotel directly!"
Fan Linglong blushed as she said, "You taught me that when I drink with someone I love, I get drunk after just one drink, but when I drink with someone I hate, I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. I love him, so of course I get drunk after just one drink."
"I was just saying it casually, why did you take it seriously?"
Su Zui added: "If they hadn't been merciful and let you go, your chastity would have been gone."
"I don't want him to be soft-hearted." Fan Linglong muttered.
Su Zui slapped his forehead and said, "It's over. You are really hopeless, you damn girl."
Who would have thought that Fan Linglong would turn around and accuse Su Zui, "I haven't said anything about you yet? Why did you admit that you are my sister? Why did you say that you don't have a boyfriend? And why are you yelling so loudly?"
When Su Zui heard this, she laughed so happily that she couldn't even describe it. She said with a proud look on her face, "Let's see if you dare to call me, your mom, an old woman in the future. Now your man thinks that I, your mom, am young and beautiful, just like a little girl. This fully proves that I, your mom, am still as good as ever."
"Don't change the subject, tell me the truth." Fan Linglong said in the tone of interrogating a prisoner.
Su Zui shrugged, "I'm not lying. I don't have a boyfriend. I only have a husband. As for why I called him that, first of all, of course he made me feel good when he massaged me. Also, I wanted to help you test him and see how lustful he is and how much he cares about you."
When Fan Linglong heard this, she became more excited: "So how did you do it?"
Su Zui put away her cynicism and said seriously, "This boy is very lustful. Since he walked in, his eyes have never left my breasts."
Hearing Su Zui say this, Fan Linglong's heart was immediately lifted! Who would have thought that Su Zui's tone would change immediately: "However, although this guy is lustful, he is not vulgar. Not only did he send you back when you were "drunk", but even though I seduced him so much, he never reached out to me even once. During the entire massage process, he was very well behaved."
"This shows that he either has a bottom line, or he cares about you very much, or he has both a bottom line and cares about you very much."
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(End of this chapter)
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