Chapter 6 You are so sexy!

It’s been a long time since I last saw the streets of Linshan County in 2001.

Ten or twenty years later, with the help of the real estate boom, many county towns have been built up and become very beautiful. Moreover, the urban areas have been expanded again and again, resulting in sparse population, especially the newly built urban areas, which are completely like ghost towns.

The county town in 2001 was probably the most humane time.

Most of the buildings on both sides were only four or five stories high, and were covered with thin white tiles, which looked very rustic. At that time, there was no real estate, and many houses were built privately. Western-style buildings used Chinese-style glazed tile eaves, which were earthy yellow.

There are not many cars on the streets, but there are many bicycles and motorcycles, and even more people, most of whom are dressed simply. Or rather, not in a rustic way, but in an inappropriate fake fashion, a mix of rustic and foreign.

There are stalls on both sides of the road, some selling cheap clothes, mostly men's suits. There are more air guns, lotteries, chess and other quack scams.

It's definitely full of fireworks.

A huge tent was erected in the open space in the middle of the street, with harsh and loud music playing, and a performance inside that was said to be very exciting but was actually not exciting at all.

"A wonderful show, a beautiful snake with a human face and a snake body. A hot and sexy dance performance, and a magical magic show." A middle-aged man was desperately trying to attract customers with a loudspeaker. The ticket price was two yuan.

In his previous life, Lin Xiao had gone in to see it once and regretted it greatly. Not to mention exposing nipples, there was not even a triangle style. The only exciting thing was probably a pretty older sister putting a small snake in her mouth, and then the head of the small snake came out of the left nostril, and the tail came out of the right nostril. That scene made Lin Xiao feel sick.

For the same price, I should have gone to a video hall, where there are really exciting programs.

Lin Xiao was recalling his past life and he actually passed by a video room.

The names of the movies being played were written on the blackboard outside, especially the last one, "Watery", which was very touching.

However, with the advent of Internet cafes, the golden age of video halls has passed.

Since it is a holiday, there are really a lot of people on the streets. Many restaurants set up stalls directly on the street and cook fried rice and noodles on coal stoves, and the aroma is fragrant.

A black Passat sedan slowly moved through the crowd.

This generation of Passat is quite good looking, definitely the most classic generation, and looks very much like a luxury car.

The people around looked at the luxury car with awe and envy, not daring to touch it and quickly moved away from it.

Lian Yi was sitting in the back seat of the car, telling her father Lian Zheng in a sweet voice about the interesting things that happened during the week.

Lian Zheng had just gotten into the car of a powerful department-level cadre, who had just bought a new Passat. He had a handsome face, full of the charm of a middle-aged man, and listened to his daughter's speech with patience and doting.

He had briefly served as Lin Xiao's father-in-law, but at that time he had already retired and stepped down from his position as the main director.

In just two or three years, he and Lin Xiao had only met a few times. He had always been polite to Lin Xiao, but of course also distant.

Obviously, he was very unhappy with the marriage, but out of good manners, he did not say a single harsh word.

The car was also sprayed with perfume, and the sound insulation was good, very quiet. Outside, there was a hustle and bustle, and the atmosphere was mixed, but inside and outside the car were like two different worlds.

Suddenly, Lian Yi stopped talking.

On the street outside, Lin Xiao and Li Zhongtian were walking towards an Internet cafe with their arms around each other.

"Hmph!" Lian Yijiao snorted and looked away.

Lian Zhengdao: "Did you see your classmates? Do you want to go down and say hello?"

Lian Yi said: "No way."

Lin Xiao, that bastard, had just swindled eight hundred yuan from her. And the way he looked at her had also changed.

Just like that, the Passat drove past Lin Xiao. They did not give way and the driver even honked the horn.

Lin Xiao didn't see Lian Yi inside, and cursed: "What are you talking about? You think having a car is a big deal? Be careful or I'll lie down."

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Rich Internet Cafe.

This is the second largest Internet cafe in the county, with nearly seventy computers.

The largest one is a commercial Internet cafe, which has hundreds of computers.

Both of these Internet cafe owners came from underworld backgrounds. One made his fortune from riverbeds, and the other made his fortune from reinforced concrete. Neither of them had clean backgrounds.

Internet cafes are popular now, so they invested in them.

In the future, these two bosses entered the real estate industry again and built a lot of shoddy projects. In the end, a large number of unfinished buildings appeared, and they chose to run away, cheating many people.

The decoration of Haomen Internet Cafe is not that good, and the price is two dollars and fifty cents per hour, which is slightly cheaper.

Looking through the glass door, I could see the flashing lights on the computer screens inside. To high school students at that time, it seemed like a sinful place that attracted people to depravity.

Standing at the door of the Internet cafe, Li Zhongtian hesitated and said fearfully: "Otherwise, we should not go in. If the teacher finds out, we will be doomed."

This posture is very similar to the hesitation and uneasiness before entering the club for the first time.

He had actually been to the Internet cafe once, and was taken by Lin Xiao to play CS and Age of Empires until midnight.

But he had never visited the website about not wearing clothes. He had only heard about it and felt longing for it but also fearful of it.

Lin Xiao turned around and looked at Li Zhongtian, whose face was covered with acne.

He is a good man to the core, and he holds himself to almost Puritan standards.

For such a person, Internet cafes can only help him relax, there is no way they can possibly lead him to depravity.

He walked back, put his arm around Li Zhongtian's shoulders and said seriously: "Brother, today I want you to demystify women."

"Disenchantment? What does that mean?" Li Zhongtian said.

Lin Xiao said: "Just to let you know that women's bodies are just like that."

"Tiantian, you promise me one thing."

Seeing Lin Xiao's serious face, Li Zhongtian asked, "What's the matter?"

Lin Xiao said: "No matter what happens, no matter how curious you are, don't climb up the toilet wall and peek into the women's toilet."

"Get out!" Li Zhongtian's face turned red, he cursed loudly and fled into the Internet cafe.

Lin Xiao looked at his back and laughed, then sighed.

In his previous life, it was this incident that made Li Zhongtian, an excellent student, notorious, failed the college entrance examination, and made him unable to hold his head up for many years.

The teachers were very nice and helped him conceal the truth. The key point was that he didn't see anything and there was no one in the women's restroom at the time.

But that idiot Wang Lei promised the teacher not to tell anyone, but later he spread the news to the whole school.

After the incident happened, many people were extremely surprised. Li Zhongtian was almost the most honest and purest boy in the class. He didn't even dare to talk to girls. How could he do such a thing?

But in this world, it is often only honest people who can do horrifying and bizarre things.

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The Internet cafe was filled with smoke.

Half of the people are chatting on QQ, and the other half are playing games. As for those who are watching pornographic websites, they are not human beings.

After turning on two machines, it took Lin Xiao a while to get used to the huge monitor.

Compared with the 4K LCD monitors of the previous generation, the resolution of this era's 720P monitors is really too low.

Lin Xiao came here to do business and make money, but he was not in a hurry and logged into his QQ skillfully.

The first thing is to change my stupid nickname: Enjoy Loneliness.

After thinking for a while, I changed it to something even more stupid: Please call me Ergou.

Then, I entered a familiar QQ number from my memory, and the nickname displayed was: Fallen Bubble.

This is English teacher Xiao Momo, she has always used this QQ number. The bubble broke when it landed on the ground and became a bubble.

And she uses this QQ number specifically for adding strangers.

Unexpectedly, it was approved directly, and she even sent me a message on her own initiative.

Bubbles falling to the ground:?

Please call me Ergou: I am a fortune teller.

Bubbles falling to the ground: I don’t believe it.

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Please call me Ergou: If you don’t believe me, just write down what you want to say, and I can calculate everything about you.

Bubbles that fall to the ground: bragging.

Please call me Ergou: write.

Bubbles that fell to the ground: useless.

Please call me Ergou: Your life now is good, you enjoy it a little, but it is not what you really want.

Bubbles falling to the ground: ...

Then she replied: You continue.

Please call me Ergou: You have higher and farther pursuits, but because of some reasons, such as your parents, your bubble is forced to land. For example, you want to go to a big city, but your parents don't want you to go far away, so you return to them.

Landing Bubble: Continue.

Please call me Ergou: You should have a decent job, or even a relationship that others envy. You enjoy it a little, but you are not satisfied. You want to pursue higher goals, but you are reluctant to give up what you have now, so you don’t know where to go.

Falling Bubbles: What do you do?

Please call me Ergou: Am I accurate? Bubble on the ground: A little accurate, what do you do?

Please call me Ergou: I make websites.

Landing Bubble: I thought you were studying psychology, what kind of website do you make? Please call me Ergou: A pornographic website.

Bubble on the ground: I don’t believe it, give me the URL.

Please call me Ergou: That’s not possible, my website can only be seen by men, unless your boyfriend asks me for it.

Bubbles on the ground: No need, he said he never reads these messy things.

Please call me Ergou: From this sentence, we can see that you don’t like him very much.

Falling Bubbles: Why do you say that?

Please call me Ergou: Every man is a pervert, and he can only indulge himself when he is in love. If he pretends to be serious in front of you, it means that your relationship is still shallow and facing a bottleneck that cannot be broken through. A woman only needs a glance, and a man will be eager to put his hand into her crotch. Your attitude makes him have to pretend to be a gentleman, so it means that you don’t like him that much, and you have blocked his progress...

Bubble on the Ground: Are you really not a psychologist? Please call me Ergou: Every pervert is a psychologist, and I am the worst pervert.

Bubble on the ground: Should I be afraid? Please call me Ergou: I can't peel off your outer clothes along the network line, so you don't need to be afraid. But I may peel off your spiritual coat and let you face your naked self, so you should be afraid.

Falling Bubbles: You make it sound like you’re very powerful.

Please call me Ergou: Then I will continue to analyze, and if my analysis is correct, you must agree to one of my requests.

Bubble on the ground: What's your request? Please call me Ergou: From now on, you have to call me Brother Ergou.

Landing Bubble: Let me ask you the first question, do you think I have ever been in a relationship in college? Please call me Ergou: You rate your appearance and figure very objectively. Remember to be objective, don't talk about the inner qualities, just the appearance.

Bubbles falling to the ground: 8.5 points.

Teacher Xiao, you are really humble.

Please call me Ergou: You dated in college, it was very short, no more than half a year.

Bubble that falls: ??? Please call me Ergou: Is it accurate? Bubble that falls: Why do you analyze it this way? Please call me Ergou: You give yourself 8.5 points, which means you are a little narcissistic and pretty. A narcissistic and pretty girl is eager to attract men from the bottom of her heart, which means you are a little bit coquettish. A pretty and coquettish girl will definitely fall in love in college.

Bubble on the ground: Angry!!! Please call me Ergou: However, most of the boys in undergraduate universities are idiots. You have high fantasies about love, and you have some connotation, so you soon find that your boyfriend is childish and ridiculous, and has no attraction, so this relationship is very short.

Xiao Momo, the English teacher at the computer, was really surprised.

Because this relationship in college was really a superficial one, and it was conducted in secret, and few people knew about it. As for the process of the relationship and her own psychological activities, only she knew it.

Unexpectedly, what Ergou said turned out to be right. Moreover, all the people she added on QQ were strangers, and none of her friends, relatives, or colleagues in real life knew this number.

Landed Bubble: I am now faced with a choice between two things. I have not told anyone about these two things. I have kept them in my heart. If you can analyze which these two things they are, you are amazing.

Please call me Ergou: I have analyzed it, you can call me Brother Ergou.

Bubble on the ground: You analyze it first.

Please call me Ergou: The first thing is that you are hesitating whether to continue this relationship.

Bubbles falling to the ground: The second thing?

Please call me Ergou: You are hesitating whether to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

This time, Xiao Momo was really stunned. The Ergou on the opposite side was really too amazing.

She hadn't even told her parents about wanting to quit her current job to take the postgraduate entrance exam, nor had she mentioned it to anyone else, so how could they know? Moreover, she herself felt that this idea was too impulsive and childish, so she didn't dare to say it out loud.

Bubble on the ground: You, how did you guess it right? !

Please call me Ergou: This is just a simple psychological analysis.

Bubble on the ground: I don't believe it, how did you analyze it? Please call me Ergou: Call me Brother Ergou.

Landing Bubble: Tell me first how you analyzed it.

Please call me Ergou: I don’t talk to people who don’t keep their promises. I’m going to work. Bye.

Bubble on the ground: What kind of job?

Please call me Ergou: I make pornographic websites.

Then he went offline and his profile picture turned gray.

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