The dragon lies in its lair, while a pot falls from the sky.
Bo Jichen looked at the mess on the StarNet and was so angry that his dragon tail came out.
The blue dragon's tail lashed out in the nest, making a slapping sound.
What kind of girl is this, who's prone to leaks of air, electricity, and needles? They haven't seen each other for days, and yet the blame is being shifted onto him.
They are completely different species, so why should he take the blame?
Bo Jichen logged onto the StarNet and retrieved a photo of Jiang Si from the preliminary rounds of the Mecha Competition.
He made a meme from this photo and posted it online with a triple "no" caption: "Don't try to scam me, I don't know her, I'm not a dog!"
The post also included a thumbs-up emoji pointing downwards at the image below, indicating that the poster did not recognize the person in the image and was absolutely certain they did not know them.
Upon seeing his reply, many fans created memes using photos of ginger and sent them to Bo Jichen: "Draw your sword, you heartless father, I'm going to fight you to the death."
"You don't know her? She doesn't know you either, Your Highness. Come and fight him. We all support you in taking down General Bo Jichen and gaining the reputation of the number one dog in the interstellar space."
"Hahaha, General Bo Jichen chickened out, he chickened out, he pulled up his pants and denied it. Sure enough, a daughter is her father's little sweetheart from a past life, so tormenting."
It's all over the internet.
The live stream was buzzing with excitement.
The commentator was full of passion.
The referee shook his head and sighed, feeling that this year's competition was a bit difficult to manage.
In the vast arena, apart from the more than 400 mechs clustered together, the other mechs were all alone, either being beaten up by others or beating up others.
"Jiang Jiang, ah, this king crab meat is delicious, come on, try it, try it!" Wei Chi picked up a large piece of king crab meat from his own food storage container and put it in the ginger shreds' food storage container, saying solicitously.
Jiang Si glanced at the large piece of king crab meat, poked it with her chopsticks while mixing it with rice, and then looked at Wei Chi sideways: "You're using my food to do me a favor, how can you be so shameless?"
Wei Chi had completely mastered the essence of Fat Orange's shamelessness: "What's there to be embarrassed about? When I eat something delicious, I think of you because we're good friends. Why would good friends distinguish between 'yours' and 'mine'?"
"Also, did you cook the dishes or did your husband cook them? I've discovered that your husband is a real treasure; he can do everything. Tell me... now that the Empire's same-sex law has been passed for more than half a year, if I can't win over Miss Beibei, how about I try to win her over in your husband's hunting legion?"
Jiang Si's hand holding the chopsticks trembled. "My little darling, you can be both top and bottom, both dominant and submissive, both innocent and cute?"
I never would have guessed! My goodness, if he knew that Fat Orange was a handsome guy, would he have jumped up and gotten excited?
"Oh no!" Wei Chi said repeatedly, "What I mean is, there are also beautiful older sisters in the Hunting Legion. If I can't win over Miss Bei Bei, I'll go to the Hunting Legion to chase after a beautiful older sister."
"Think about it, the Hunting Legion is the legion led by your husband. Its style, discipline, and fighting prowess are among the best of the top ten legions. This means that whether it's the beautiful ladies or the strong gentlemen, they are all top-notch."
"For the rest of my life, I think I should find an older woman who is stronger and more capable than me. I can be younger than her and stay at home to do laundry, cook, and take care of the children."
Ginger shreds: "..."
This child is so young, how come he has such a poor appetite? He specifically asked for a pretty and capable older sister, is he trying to live off a woman?
Why!
Could it be that Fat Orange taught him well?
He's only been gone a few days.
They directly turned Wei Chi into a chubby orange!
Seeing that Jiang Si didn't speak, Wei Chi started talking to himself: "I think it's feasible, absolutely feasible. The sisters who can stay in the hunting legion, not to mention their family background, their physical fitness is top-notch."
"Good physical condition means a higher fertility value, which increases the probability of having a natural baby. Do you think someone like me, who got lucky enough to kill a marshal, might get lucky again and have a natural baby?"
Jiang Si placed the chopsticks on the food container and beckoned to him with her finger.
Wei Chi poked his head out like a little puppy: "What?"
Jiang Si placed her hand on his head and hissed dramatically, "Your head is burning hot! You really have a high fever, and you call yourself a 'natural baby'?"
"Your entire Abel... the entire Abel system, the human race, has not had a natural baby for over 200 years. What does this mean? It means that you... we no longer have the conditions to have a natural baby."
"So, stop dreaming and do more practical things. Go back and work on breeding your baby at the gene bank, make more money, and use that to treat your baby's genetic and mental deficiencies, understand?"
Still calling it a natural baby?
These people are all thinking about p!
They themselves previously relied on high technology in pursuit of perfection, screening embryos and using high technology to process sperm and eggs.
If you pursue speed and efficiency at all costs, and then it gets out of control, you realize it's too late. What do you call that? You deserve it.
Wei Chi touched his forehead where Jiang Si had touched him, stuffed a big mouthful of rice into his mouth, and said angrily as he chewed, "What's the difference between a person who doesn't dream and a salted fish?"
“Let me tell you, ever since I was born, my primary therapist told me I wouldn’t live past 18, and I’m already 20 this year.”
"They also said I was a waste of physical ability, that I was wrong to even breathe outside, let alone go to military academy. But now, I'm the top student in the mecha department of the Fifth Military Academy, the one who took down the marshal."
"Let me tell you, Jiang Si, don't be skeptical. Ever since I came to the Fifth Military Academy and met you, I feel like I've been blessed with good luck. I'm going to say this today: if I can't have a natural baby in my lifetime, someone around me will definitely be able to."
Jiang Si rolled her eyes at him: "Oh my, don't make any vows, or you'll get slapped in the face."
"So what if I get slapped in the face? Who's afraid of who?"
"Eat, eat, eat. Don't talk while you eat, just eat quickly."
Jiang Si didn't want to listen to him, so she interrupted him and started eating.
Stir-fried octopus with chili peppers over rice, plus smashed cucumber and shredded radish—a whole box of rice, a satisfying burp, and a sip of lemon water to rinse your mouth—it's incredibly refreshing.
Wei Chi finished eating, drank some water, burped, rubbed his stomach, and lay down on the mecha recliner. Ah, so comfortable.
Jiang Si wouldn't let him lie down. With a slight movement of her fingers, colorless and invisible healing spiritual energy poured out from her fingertips, entered Wei Chi's body, traveled around his body, and repaired some major blockages, areas of spiritual deficiency, and areas of severe genetic damage.
Wei Chi couldn't sense any spiritual energy entering his body. He felt lighter, his spiritual energy surged, and the pain from the damaged parts of his genes lessened.
Jiang Si withdrew her spiritual energy, and Wei Chi suddenly sat up straight, twisted his body, and felt that his spiritual energy was abundant and he was full of energy.
Jiang Si deliberately asked him, "What's wrong with you? Do you have maggots on your body? Why are you wriggling around like that?"
Wei Chi didn't hide anything. He turned around and looked at Jiang Si sideways: "Jiang Jiang, my darling, I've discovered that your food really does have healing power. I ate a whole box of your rice, drank your lemonade, and ate two of your fruits. I feel like I have inexhaustible energy now."
As he spoke, he deliberately raised his hands, wanting to show Jiang Si his arm muscles, only to find that the school uniform was loose and the outline of his muscles was not visible at all.
Jiang Si exclaimed dramatically, "Really? Really? That's great! From now on, you can pilot this dual-person mech, and I'll take a nap!"
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