"Yeah, yeah, big brother, how long has it been since a ship passed by in this damn starry sea? I'm so anxious I could jump up and down."
"Big brother, the spaceship we intercepted this time is great. Look, this spaceship is more than a coat bigger than ours, and there's a little girl with such fair and tender skin."
"Yes, yes, this girl looks so young, unlike those old women on our ships, whose skin is as rough as snakeskin or tree bark, and who are so fierce you can't even touch them."
"Brother, you've had your fun with this chick. Let us have some more later. We haven't had any in ages!"
Jiang Si looked at the group of unshaven, ragged, and oddly dressed space pirates in front of her, who were carrying guns and pointing them at her: "Hey guys, give me your names, what's your ranking on the space pirate list!"
The ancestors of all thieves in the world are one family. It's been more than 3,000 years, and the language of bandits has not been updated. They still speak the same old language. They don't know how to build a career, they only know how to chase women.
The space pirates were taken aback, exchanged glances, and then burst into laughter: "Big brother, big brother, this girl even asked us what our ranking is on the space pirate list. So she's done a lot of research before venturing out to the stars!"
"Yeah, this girl even knows about the Star Pirate Ranking. Wow, she's definitely a rich girl, no doubt about it!"
Jiang Si planted Yan Liu on the ground, propped herself up with her hand, and clicked her tongue: "I remember that a little over a year ago, almost two years ago, the top 10 fleets on the star pirate list all went to the elliptical star system."
"Somewhere in an elliptical galaxy, on some star, was attacked. Few survived. So, you guys should be in the bottom 10 of the space pirate rankings, right?"
The laughter of the space pirates abruptly stopped, and they exclaimed in surprise, "Little girl, this strategy guide is too comprehensive! What, you don't happen to aspire to be a space pirate, do you?"
"Little girl. If you want to be a space pirate, give us your spaceship, call us 'good brother' a few times, and we might take you in. Think it over, but don't make us do anything!"
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: "Joining you isn't out of the question. How many of you are there?"
The pirate leader's eyes lit up with joy, and he stepped forward: "We don't have many people, only about 500. If you want to join us, don't worry, you've given us such a big spaceship, I won't treat you unfairly!"
Jiang Si exclaimed, "There are about 500 people. More people means more poverty. I guess you don't have anything good on your ship. How about this, I have someone here. If you can beat him, I'll go with you."
Pirate leader: "Little girl, you're quite confident. In that case, I'll play along. Just release whoever they are."
Jiang Si liked the space pirate's confidence and clapped her hands.
The shameless robot Agares 2, dressed in its combat suit, slowly emerged from its cabin.
A 1:1 replica, with the exact same face and implanted artificial skin, it looks exactly like a real-life version of Agareth no matter which way you look at it, from above, below, left, or right.
The pirate leader exclaimed, "Marshal Agares!"
Jiang Si grinned broadly and said, "Oh, we know each other. That makes things easier. You beat him down, and I'll go with you. The spaceship is yours too. Come on!"
That's Marshal Agares of the Troia Empire, the God of War of the Abel Galaxy. How could these small fry possibly defeat him?
The space pirates involuntarily took a step back, watching the shameless robot Agares II warily, fearing that he might suddenly attack and wipe them all out.
"Retreat what?" Jiang Si stepped forward: "Didn't you just say you wanted to use me to break your vows? If you have the guts, then say it; if you have the guts, then do it."
"Don't run, don't retreat. If you retreat or run away, you're a coward, a wimp. You guys who dominate the stars, you don't want your peers to look down on you, do you?"
The pirate leader's voice trembled with fear: "Who are you?"
who is she?
These space pirates don't read the news.
That's true. It's too far from the Abel Galaxy here, there's no signal, no internet connection, so we can't read the news, and naturally we don't recognize her face.
"Who am I!" Jiang Si walked up to the pirate leader: "Guess who I am? If you guess right, I'll give you a prize and spare your life!"
The pirate leader continued to retreat.
Suddenly someone shouted, "Boss, this isn't Marshal Agares, it's a robot! It doesn't blink! It doesn't blink!"
“Yeah, boss, look at him, he walks so stiffly. He’s a robot, not Marshal Agares.”
They weren't afraid of anything except Marshal Agares of the Troia Empire; they weren't afraid at all. The little girl in front of them was nothing to be surprised about.
The retreating pirate leader stopped, raised his gun, and pointed it at Jiang Si: "I don't care who the hell you are, today, I'm robbing you!"
"Oh, I had the same idea!" As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, she and Robot No. 2 Agares made their moves at the same time.
"Bang bang bang!"
Gunshots rang out.
Robot #2, Agares, shameless and fearless of bullets, charged straight at them.
Jiang Si pulled the bullet back into the cigarette holder.
Whoever fires the shot, the bullet will bounce back into their body.
The outcome of the battle was never in doubt. In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen useless, worthless space pirates lay on the ground, each clutching their wounds and groaning in pain.
Jiang Si looked at the dozen or so useless, worthless space pirates lying sprawled on the connecting plate between the two spaceships and shook her head repeatedly: "With your level of skill, you dare to rob? You're a disgrace to space pirates."
"Alright, I'll give you one chance now. Go back to your spaceships and pack your valuables. I'll have someone collect them later."
"you……"
"Don't say no!" Jiang Si kicked the pirate who had spoken, sending him flying into his spaceship. The other pirates, seeing this, were so frightened that they ran away in a panic, crawling on their hands and feet.
Robot No. 2, Agares, shamelessly followed them and entered their spaceship.
Jiang Si stepped back, closed the hatch, and said to AI 520, "Hack their system!"
Artificial Intelligence 520: "I am the master!"
A few minutes passed.
AI 520 said, "Master, 520 has already hacked into their system. Do you want to talk to them?"
Jiang Si returned to the cockpit, sat in the command chair, and stared at the holographic projection screen in front of her. The 360-degree surveillance system was about to hijack her star pirate ship: "Speak!"
AI520: "Connected, can speak!"
Several of the holographic projection screens in front of us have been switched to show the interior of the space pirate spaceship.
The space pirate ship was probably quite old, and its interior was indeed rather dilapidated.
As a wealthy person like her, Jiang Si looked down on this dilapidated spaceship: "Useless, stinking space pirates, I'll give you five minutes to hand over all your valuables to my robot."
Her voice echoed through the space pirate ship.
This emboldened other daring individuals to launch an attack.
Unexpectedly, the shells they fired exploded in mid-air.
The shockwave and debris from the explosion directly impacted their own spaceship.
With a clang, the spaceship wasn't destroyed, but it was dented and cratered all over.
Jiang Dandan was annoyed. She pressed her egg body against a button next to her, and a missile detached from the third star ship and flew towards the pirate ship that was robbing them, hitting their tail directly.
The space pirate ship shook and started to smoke, followed by countless pleas for mercy: "Beautiful lady, spare us! Beautiful lady, spare us! We'll give you all our valuables, we'll give you everything!"
"Don't fire, don't fire, beautiful lady, don't fire, please don't fire! Meeting in this vast universe is fate. If you like our valuables, we'll give them to you, we'll give them all to you!"
Jiang Si watched them plead through the screen: "Then hurry up, stop dawdling, my patience is limited, the countdown has begun..."
The space pirates on the spaceship had failed in their attempt to steal a chicken and were now at a complete disadvantage. They dared not have any improper thoughts, and with their spaceship under 360-degree surveillance, they were even less likely to cause any more trouble.
The space pirates' valuables were all in the spatial button, and they dared not hold back any of them, so they gave them all to the shameless robot No. 2, Agares.
After giving the space button, the robot sent by Jiang Si went to move the artillery.
The robot carried artillery pieces back and forth for an hour.
The cannons on the pirate ship were all removed.
Robot #2, Agares, shamelessly returned and handed over all the spatial buttons it had obtained!
Jiang Si said to the space pirates, "Gentlemen, I'm not a very compassionate person and I don't know when to stop. You robbed me and delayed my journey, so I'm angry."
"So, I'll give you one minute to get into the escape pods. After one minute, I'm going to blow up your spaceship and watch the fireworks."
As Jiang Si finished speaking, the artificial intelligence 520 began counting down: "60...59...58...57..."
The space pirates inside the spaceship were terrified and rushed to find escape pods. There were more than 500 of them, but not enough escape pods. Some fought over the escape pods, while others hid inside and escaped from the spaceship.
A minute passed, and Jiang Si glanced at Jiang Dandan, who was jumping around, without the slightest hesitation.
Ginger Egg wasn't some soft-boiled egg; it pressed the button, and a perfectly executed stray bullet shot out, hitting the robbed spaceship squarely.
With a loud bang, the spaceship that had been robbed exploded.
The sound of an explosion came from the holographic projection screen, piercing and loud, and the burst of light was like a dazzling firework blooming in the vast universe.
The escaped bandits: "???"
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
They tried to steal a chicken but lost the rice instead. They accomplished nothing, their decades-long business was gone, and they're adrift in the vast universe, not knowing if they can survive.
After the dazzling fireworks faded, countless red and white life-saving capsules floated in space, drifting like wandering little stars.
Jiang Si raised her eyebrows and looked at it for a moment: "520, how long can these kinds of life pod eggs usually keep them alive?"
Artificial Intelligence 520 said: "Master, each escape pod egg has a hibernation system. People can enter hibernation in the escape pod egg and survive for 5 to 10 years!"
Jiang Si's pupils contracted slightly: "That powerful?"
AI520: "Yes, Master. The principle of the life-saving capsule egg is to put people into a deep sleep, reduce human functions to the minimum, and freeze them. The life-saving capsule egg will frequently send out distress signals in space."
"If they are rescued, the people inside will be evacuated from the cryogenic chamber. If they are not rescued, they will freeze to death in the life pod egg or be swallowed by the black hole in the long run!"
It turns out that it was preserved using cryogenic technology.
More than 3,000 years ago on Earth, scientists froze people with cancer and those who had died in a special liquid, sealing them away, hoping that one day in the future, with advanced technology, they could rescue them from the special cryogenic liquid and revive them!
As the saying goes, dreams can always come true. If we can find those people frozen in the special liquid, with the technology of the Abel Galaxy, we might be able to revive them.
Jiang Si nodded: "Alright, ignore them, go invisible, and keep going at full speed!"
Artificial Intelligence 520: "I am the master!"
"Oh, right!" Jiang Si leaned back in her chair, "520, if we encounter any more roadblocks or robberies on the road, don't ask why, just fire them down!"
AI520: "Yes, Master!"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
The vast universe, the vast universe, what I seek is thrills.
Why would you want to provoke them by directly bombarding them?
Does Auntie have some misunderstanding about the stars and the sea?
"And you!" Jiang Si grabbed Jiang Dandan, who was dangling in front of her: "Don't think I don't know you deactivated the ship's cloaking to try and contact your Uncle Dog!"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
It doesn't exist. Don't talk nonsense and make false accusations.
How could this egg, which was supposed to become the king of the interstellar sea, do such a thing? Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible.
Jiang Si tapped the egg with her hand: "Shut up and behave, or you really will become a rotten egg, understand?"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Waaaaah!
Daddy, look how much you're hurting your auntie, she's threatening your precious testicles!
You've wasted your love on her.
Jiang Si glanced at the trembling Jiang Dandan and casually tossed it aside.
Ginger Egg traced a beautiful arc in the air and landed in the nest of the two roc birds.
The roc stretched out its claws and pulled Jiang Dandan under its belly, then began incubating the egg as usual...
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
It is a dragon egg, a dragon egg, a dragon egg.
It's not a bird egg, a bird egg, a bird egg.
It needs mental energy.
They weren't hatched using the bird's body heat.
"So many life pods!" Jiufeng looked at the distress signals on the holographic projection screen and the life pod eggs, and asked Agares, "There are more than 300 distress signal waves!"
Agares stared at the holographic projection screen and corrected Jiufeng: "There are more than 300, there are 400 distress signals, and the distress signals were sent out in less than 10 hours."
Jiufeng frowned: "Less than 10 hours, should we save them or not?"
Agares glanced at the distress signal, then looked at the floating life pod outside, and spoke coldly and ruthlessly, sparing with words: "No rescue!"
Jiufeng blurted out, "Why?"
Agares shifted his gaze to meet Jiu Feng's directly, his eyes resolute and brooking no argument: "These are space pirates, they were shot down by my princess. Saving them would bring trouble upon myself and go against my princess's wishes, I am unwilling!"
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