"Wait, twelfth brother, didn't you always claim to be a staunch advocate of singlehood, saying that marriage is the grave of love, and that one shouldn't easily lie down in a grave?"
"Yes, Twelve, you've always said that female animals are the most troublesome and dramatic creatures in the entire interstellar space. You say they're petty, willful, and pretentious. They even differentiate between light red, dark red, small red, bright red, the main red, and the mistress red. They like to pinch and bite you at the drop of a hat, and they'll ask you if you love me. They'll also ask me if I and your mother would fall into the water and you would save who first!"
"You even swore to the heavens that you would never get married in your life, that you would never be tied down by a male animal, and now you want to go home for blind dates? Oh my, which young master from the Abel Galaxy have you come out to experience life again?"
"What the hell? What the hell? Stop trying to expose my identity. What do you think you are? You, you, you, and you, you, didn't you also say that men are like dogs that eat shit? Even if you put a rope around his neck and hold the rope, he will still lick a piece of shit on the roadside when you're not looking."
"To prevent this dog from licking your poop before kissing you, you must never date again, only make money, and only live a wild life."
"Just now, as soon as my daughter said that Bai Shaoqing and Yu Feifei could have a natural baby, you all got all excited. Bah! And you said I was slapping you in the face? You weren't just slapping me in the face, you were slapping me in the face even louder than I was! And you still have the nerve to talk about me? You're shameless!"
Everyone is now green with envy. The thought of Yu Feifei having a loving partner and a natural baby in the near future makes them incredibly jealous. At the same time, they feel that they are also respectable and important people and cannot be outdone by her. Otherwise, they will not only be slapped in the face, but also lose face, substance, and backbone.
"So what if I get slapped in the face? So what if I get slapped in the face? Isn't life just about you slapping my face and me slapping yours?"
"Yes, yes, as long as we're thick-skinned enough, as long as we're shameless enough, we won't be afraid of others saying we're shameless. We're not living for others, we're living for ourselves, for having a natural baby. Red Sister, for a cute and cuddly baby, let's have a temporary relationship and go have a baby together."
"If you're lucky enough to have a double win like Jiang Jiang, and two little babies come along, one for you and one for me, everyone's happy, life's perfect, and you'll be walking on air, which is even more exciting than us being space pirates!"
Hong Meizi immediately grabbed him and yelled, "What nonsense are you thinking? If I had two kids, I'd give you one. Who do you think you are? Do you think you have a throne or a mine to inherit? You're making it sound like I'm selling my child. I have plenty of money. I can raise them myself."
“Children need their fathers. Raising a child alone is called single parenting, which is not good for the child’s physical and mental health.”
"Get lost, I don't want you. I'm going to find a handsome young man who is 1.85 meters tall, gentle and considerate, mentally strong, physically strong, intelligent, and has a good spirit."
"I'm so beautiful, if I find a handsome and energetic young man, our child will definitely be gorgeous and handsome. You ugly thing, don't ruin my genes."
"Besides, I'll have your baby, we'll see each other all the time, what if you keep bothering me?"
"So, just to be safe, I'll find a hot guy. After I give birth, I'll dump him and live a beautiful life with a kid, money, and a house. I'll envy you bunch of bastards, humph!"
After Hong Meizi finished speaking, she walked away as haughtily as a peacock, swatting a mouthful of tail feathers at others.
The others exchanged glances, then looked away with disdain. "Listen to what she's saying. She wants to go out and find any handsome guy who's 11.85 meters tall just to have a baby. We're all 1.85 meters tall. Who does she look down on?"
"She's supposed to be beautiful? I think she's just an old cucumber trying to look young!"
"Leaving the father and keeping the son, that's what people call leaving the father and keeping the son, reaching the pinnacle of life. So, I'm leaving too, see you later."
When one person left, the others followed suit and left without prior arrangement. But in their hearts, they were all thinking, "Is it too late to go home and go on blind dates?"
Can two people who don't love each other happily have a baby together?
How can I ensure that my baby is all mine after giving birth, and not be taken away by someone else?
In order to be able to have children, they need to eat less high-tech and strenuous food, just like Bai Shaoqing, and take care of their bodies so that they won't have to cram at the last minute when they find someone willing to have a child with them.
Later, these people thought, wait and wait, wait until the signals between the Abel Galaxy and the Milky Way are connected, then they will make a call back home and ask their families to look for suitable candidates, and then they will discuss other matters later.
Yes, we're going all out for the sake of our adorable natural babies and for the continuation of humankind.
And so, the once lively Red Eyebrow Fleet members all became less lively, thinking only of finding lovers, partners, and having children, completely forgetting that Jiang Jiang had asked them to release the Tu Miehao crew.
The more than 3,000 people on the Tumie were imprisoned and locked up inside the super ship, receiving nothing but nutrient solutions and nutrient fluids for every meal.
Every time they went to knock on the wall or the door, they would be warned at gunpoint. Some people didn't believe the warning and continued to knock, and their hands were shot off. Whichever hand they knocked with, the bullet would hit that hand.
Mieyin was also anxious, but there was nothing he could do. It was 500 years in the future, not 500 years ago. Modern technology was advanced, and ships had reached their pinnacle.
Even if they had ships, even ships from 500 years in the future, they still wouldn't be a match for Jiang Si, not to mention the powerful empire and the formidable marshal husband she has behind her.
So all he and his crew could do now was wait. Even if they were furious, they had to wait for Jiang Si to come and do whatever she asked them to do, with survival being their top priority.
Yuan Yi slept soundly until noon, when the sun was warm and cozy. When he woke up, he felt light as a feather and had inexhaustible energy.
Even his mutated, clumsy body became lighter and more agile. He stood up, wiggled his hips, stretched, and transformed into a human.
He looked like a young man with a head of white hair, and two fluffy black ears hidden in the white hair. The dark circles under his eyes had disappeared because he hadn't been getting enough rest.
His skin was fair with a rosy glow, and he looked several years younger than before. He didn't even realize it himself, but he felt refreshed all over, his fatigue gone, and he had inexhaustible energy.
With all his energy, he had to get to work. As the eldest grandson of a family obsessed with infrastructure, how could Yuan Yigun possibly be idle?
He couldn't stay idle, so he went to find people to do the work, including outlining the city. The residential areas were finished, but there were other things left to do; more work needed to be done.
The people working for him included not only the Minotaur, Horse, and Elephant Orcs he brought with him, but also the Red-Eyebrowed Fleet, whom he had adopted as his adoptive parents.
Although Jiang Jiang came to Earth, her adoptive parents couldn't slack off; they had to get the work done.
Yuan Yi went to find them and told them he had to go to work. Only then did they suddenly remember the map Jiang Si had left for them, which contained the more than 3,000 people of the annihilation team.
The members of the Red Eyebrow Fleet immediately changed their clothes and equipment. Some piloted aircraft, while others drove cars, all heading towards the space station to see their former idols and then train them to become free tools for their daughters to do chores.
They are space pirates from 500 years in the future, and they are from 500 years ago. As the saying goes, the waves rise and fall, and the old waves die on the beach. They are going to conquer them and let them know who is the current overlord of space pirates in the vast universe.
The engineers working on the signal architecture for the Milky Way's Abel Galaxy are extremely busy, constantly debugging, inputting signals, and refining the architecture.
The security engineers who protect the Earth have installed jamming systems, artillery systems, and bombing systems along the 30-degree north latitude line.
Whenever Earth's safety is threatened, these devices located at 30 degrees north latitude will activate simultaneously to interfere with the enemy, launch artillery attacks, and bombard the enemy.
The Marshal of the Agarestroa Empire was not only tough in battle, but also skilled in defense, attack, and deployment. The planar diagram of the Earth was in his brainboard.
He ensured that if an enemy attacked, regardless of which latitude or longitude of the Earth it targeted, the security system would be triggered to launch a counterattack and annihilate them!
The reason why there are still zombie hordes at the bottom of the Sichuan Basin is that the roads connecting Sichuan to the outside world are gone, and coupled with its basin-like geographical location, the zombies have been able to exist for so long.
Jiang Si and Yan Liu came here to raid the place once before, but they left in a hurry and didn't get a proper look around. However, it's undeniable that there are some big guys here, some that are over 3,000 years old.
This giant creature might even be intelligent and capable of thinking like a human, but its location is unknown; the Sichuan Basin is too vast to be easily found.
"Master, I smell a wonderful fragrance." Yan Liu took a deep breath and said to Jiang Si, who was standing next to her, "It smells like a zombie crystal core that is at least level 35 or higher."
Jiang Si smiled at her and said, "Why are you still so greedy? Didn't I give you a lot of zombie crystals?"
Yan Liu grinned innocently and replied, "Who would complain about having too many zombie cores? Since we're already here, it would be a shame not to sweep them up after all this journey."
Jiang Si nodded: "Alright, Xiao Yanliu is right. We're already here, we can't leave empty-handed. You go find the zombies, and I'll go dig up bamboo shoots and cut bamboo."
Yan Liu smiled charmingly: "Yes, Master, I'm off."
Jiang Si reminded her, "Be careful."
Yanliu's voice was clear and crisp: "Master, please be careful too."
Jiang Si hummed in agreement, watching as she leaped and disappeared into the endless mountains and forests.
She turned around and got back into the aircraft, then flew it towards the Bamboo Sea in Sichuan.
More than 3,000 years ago, the Shuzhong Bamboo Sea covered an area of 120 square kilometers. After more than 3,000 years of being unattended and unlogged, the Shuzhong Bamboo Sea is now ten times the size of 120 square kilometers.
The endless expanse of lush green bamboo, densely packed like tiny ants, vie to grow upwards, basking in the sun and enjoying the gentle breeze.
The ginger-flying aircraft didn't even need to fly down; it landed directly above the bamboo forest without falling, demonstrating the incredible density of bamboo within the forest.
Jiang Si got off the flying vehicle and stood on the bamboo. Finding no place to step down, she had no choice but to take out a branch of willow smoke and climb down.
As the saying goes, if the main trunk is strong, even if the branches are useless, they still inherit 1/10 of the combat power. The mere bamboo is no match for the willow branches.
The willow branches below are like the sharpest steel blades, cutting down bamboo at the roots wherever they go, causing large swathes to fall with a crash, much like the scene of clearing mountains and weeds.
The ground cleared up, and Jiang Si jumped down. This season is quite nice; there are bamboo shoots, though not many have sprouted yet, and each one looks very pleasing.
Jiang Si called out, "Little Twig, go into the ground and dig bamboo shoots for me."
Upon hearing the shout, the willow branch instantly returned, darted into the ground in front of her, and began digging for bamboo shoots.
Jiang Si followed behind it, picking up bamboo shoots.
The bamboo shoots it dug were excellent and tender, perfectly intact, without any gaps, still covered in soil and damp.
Pure plant-based spiritual energy is inherently tempting to zombies, especially when it is mixed with the scent of dragon blood, making it an even more deadly temptation.
Yanliu stood in the dense, gloomy, and damp forest, releasing its spiritual power. Dragon blood was poured onto its hands, its ears perked up, and countless branches at its feet had already burrowed into the ground.
About half an hour later, a swishing and hissing sound rang out.
The moment the sound rang out, I remembered the sound of running on fallen leaves.
It wasn't just one, it was a group—a group that wasn't a stiff, slow-moving zombie, but rather a group of zombies whose legs had become agile and who even had brains after more than 3,000 years.
As Yanliu heard the sounds getting closer, she excitedly licked her lips, her whole being filled with a desire and excitement to eat.
For over 3,000 years, this delicious treat has been enjoyed by a tree that feeds on zombie cores, its master's blood, and the corpses of various plants and animals. How could it possibly pass up such a wonderful meal?
Closer, closer, closer! The food is near! Yan Liu raises her branches, and like the first zombie running towards her, the filthy, barely clothed zombie is sliced in half, its brain core pulled out.
Having obtained the crystal core, Yanliu disdainfully tossed it out: "A level 15 crystal core, what a piece of trash. Here, take another one."
The second zombie, the third zombie—the branches in her hands were like mad snakes and giant dragons; wherever they went, the zombies were split in two, their brain cores falling into Yan Liu's hands.
Yan Liu isn't eating now. She just takes the crystal cores and tosses them into her spatial storage. She's getting more and more excited as she kills, her mind filled with thoughts like, "These are mine, these are mine, these are my food."
Because she released dragon blood and plant-based spiritual energy, it was a delicacy for the zombie horde, a delicacy that could help them evolve.
In their desperate attempt to evolve, they came here in droves, wave after wave, killing more and more of Yan Liu, until they were as dense as trees in a forest, surrounding her...
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