Hunter's chin tickled slightly as he teased Jiang Dandan: "I only promised to consider it until tomorrow noon, but I didn't promise to call your dad tomorrow noon!"
"What?" Jiang Dandan sat up abruptly, snuggling into his arms, her eyes wide with suspicion, accusing Hunting: "Daodao, you just promised me, how can you go back on your word? Are you still my good Daodao?"
Hunter raised an eyebrow slightly: "I suddenly feel a bit tired, my head is heavy and my feet are light, my back hurts, my arms hurt, and my neck is sore. When you're tired, you tend to forget things."
As the saying goes, you can't catch a wolf without risking your cub; you can't be a lackey or a playboy.
Jiang Dandan knew exactly what was going on, so she immediately fawned over him, turning into a sycophantic little dog. She sat on Hunter's lap, leaned forward, and started massaging his arms. "You only forget things when you're not tired, right? Well, that's easy. I'll give you a massage. It's just a backache, arm pain, and neck soreness, right? Leave it to me, leave it to me, leave it all to me. I guarantee you'll feel better right away!"
The hunter, having gained an advantage, then complained: "My hands are sore from handling government affairs too."
Jiang Dandan immediately moved the hand that was rubbing his arm to his hand, her tiny paws grabbing his hand and rubbing the back of his hand and his fingers, while her eyes sparkled as she asked him, "Does it feel good? Does it feel good?"
Hunting barely managed: "It's passable!"
How can this be acceptable?
As a simp, you have to make him feel comfortable and satisfied, otherwise how can you travel the world, roam the seas, and raise fish to become a sea king!
Jiang Dandan kneaded the dough even more diligently and attentively, and didn't forget to ask how the pressure was, whether she wanted it lighter or heavier.
Hunting teased it like a cat, sometimes with its hand, sometimes with its arm, sometimes with its shoulder, sometimes with its neck, and as it massaged it, Hunting lay down.
Jiang Dandan, that lackey, that little sycophant, dreams of the stars and the sea, of being the sea king's dragon, riding on his waist, massaging his shoulders and neck, and then stepping on him while massaging, busy as can be.
Its meager strength is like a tickle to a hunter; even if it steps on his back or waist, it's as light as a cat's touch.
On his way to find someone to ask about Jiang Lingling, Bo Jichen was intercepted by more than 20 people from the Red Eyebrows Fleet. Some carried guns, some carried cannons, and some rolled up their sleeves, surrounding him.
Fu Huan and Hu Xian, those two charlatans and prophets, didn't get involved. They stayed far away from them, turned on their personal computers, and grinned as they recorded them.
Bo Jichen was wearing a floral shirt and trousers, with a small bun at the back of his head, from which a small purple pendant dangled. Under the fireworks and streetlights, he exuded a particularly flamboyant and smug aura.
Bo Jichen glanced at the crowd with utter contempt: "What are you trying to do?"
Si Mubei, carrying the biggest cannon, pointed it at him: "Bo Jichen, I never knew you were a dragon among dogs. You've really hidden your disguise well. Come on, tell me, what other disguises do you have?"
Gong Gong nodded in agreement: "Boss, you've gone too far. You've tricked us too much with your titles of Empress, General, and Dragon. No way, if you don't compensate us, we'll bomb you."
The others nodded: "Yeah, boss, we've been so honest with you, and you've kept this from us for so long. We have to settle this score."
“We are a blank sheet of paper in front of you, while you are a shiny black sheet of paper in front of us. This is not fair. Unless you turn into a dragon and let us ride it and show off, we will never forgive you.”
"Yes, yes, boss, unless you let us be dragon knights, we won't acknowledge you as our boss. We'll team up and blast you to smithereens."
Upon hearing this, Bo Jichen clicked his tongue and reached out to push away the cannon that Si Mubei was aiming at him: "Second brother, I'm hiding my identity, but you're not. The little kitten of the fox clan is going to be dragged back for breeding!"
Si Mubei: "!!!"
Damn, what kind of indecent language is this?
Who told him?
Could it be a fox spirit?
Bo Jichen looked at Gong Gong as he spoke: "And you, Gong Gong..."
Gong Gong immediately chickened out, put away his gun, and looked up at the sky: "Look, look! The fireworks are really beautiful! What brand are they? Whose are they? Boss, can you give me a link later? I'll buy some and set them off for fun!"
Bo Jichen snorted coldly, his gaze falling on the others. He was going to have to debate with them all, taking on a hundred opponents single-handedly: "You, you called me a fake identity and want to be a dragon knight? Do you believe me? I'll cut off your other two legs. Don't think I don't know you're a four-legged snake!"
"And you, you're still a blank slate in front of me. If you were a blank slate, I wouldn't have even considered you when I recruited you as a space pirate. I knew you weren't a good person, that's why I recruited you. Look at your current character and abilities. You think you can ride me? I'll slap you to death with my tail, you believe me?"
"And you, you, you three, pointing guns at me! I was the one who taught you all how to shoot. A teacher for a day is a father for life. I'm your father. You dare to point guns at me? Don't you want to die?"
"And you lot, I'm almost embarrassed to say anything to you. One, two, three of you ran away from home to follow me. You finally made a name for yourselves, and your families treat you like treasures. And you still don't acknowledge me as your leader? Do you want to die?"
Everyone followed their hearts, cursing like quails, and put away their knives, guns, and cannons.
Seeing that they had put away their weapons, Bo Jichen swiftly pulled out a whip from his spatial storage and lashed it at the people surrounding him.
The speed and the sharpness of the whip caught everyone off guard. Before they could dodge, they were all lashed across the face.
Hu Xian gasped and hissed from a distance, asking Fu Huan, "Does your boss whip you people at the drop of a hat?"
Fu Huan coughed lightly: "Fox, I'm not happy with what you said. As an observer, didn't you clearly see that it was those scumbags carrying guns and cannons to bomb our boss?"
"He's not stupid, he knows how to fight back. This is a normal counterattack. It's nothing, it's just a lash, it's not like he'll lose a piece of flesh. You'll get used to it, you'll get used to it."
Hu Xian: "..."
His cat is so pitiful.
He just tried to scare people by carrying a cannon, and then he got slapped in the face.
Indeed, people's hearts are treacherous and society is dark; being someone's lackey or subordinate is truly miserable.
Those who were chosen covered their faces and were about to jump up and down.
Without saying a word, Bo Jichen brandished the empty whip.
The empty whip landed with a loud whistling sound.
Those who were about to jump up and down immediately scattered, jumping faster than rabbits.
Bo Jichen snorted coldly, his eyes full of contempt and disdain. "What are you afraid of? Come on, let's keep having fun. I'm making an official announcement today, and I'm happy to play with you all tonight."
Everyone shook their heads in unison, saying, "No need, no need. With such a big announcement of good news, you should go back and be all lovey-dovey with your partner and have a passionate night with them. What fun is there in playing with us!"
"You think we don't exist? You think we don't exist? Go back to your partner, go back to your wise and mighty partner!"
"Boss, boss, you will always be our boss. Even if you have countless identities, and are not a dragon but a worm, you are still our boss."
Looking at these cowardly fellows, Bo Jichen said as he walked away, "I have a question for you: where did that black dragon come from?"
"A black dragon?" Everyone was shocked and exchanged glances, each one with a wicked look on their face. In addition, Lingxi was Jiang Jiang's pet snake, and Jiang Jiang was the princess consort of the young prince of the Troya Empire. So this little black dragon was naturally theirs. Everyone said in unison, "It's yours, that black dragon is yours."
Bo Jichen frowned: "That black dragon belongs to my family?"
Everyone nodded in unison: "Yes, it's yours, that's right."
As the saying goes, joy can easily cloud judgment, especially after being empress for decades. When the official announcement is finally made, one's heart is filled with joy, and one's mind can easily become muddled.
Bo Jichen's mind was a complete mess, and he simply said, "Oh, it's mine."
He found out; those bastards said it on purpose to get revenge on him.
You can't ask them, you have to ask Jiang Jiang Agares.
Bo Jichen put away his whip and walked away.
The people blocking his way immediately made way.
Bo Jichen walked past them, saying, "The fireworks are so beautiful. I spent a hundred million. Enjoy watching them and don't waste them."
Everyone: "!!!!"
Damn, a hundred million!
He's such a stingy person, yet he spent 100 million on fireworks.
The stench of love is truly unbearable!
Free dog food is definitely not fit for humans!
Hu Xian sighed to Fu Huan, "It's truly a case of one family rejoicing while another grieves. The Great Witch Jiu Feng of the Fourth Civilization Phoenix Clan has died, and I wonder how much the Phoenix Clan is crying. General Bo Jichen, on the other hand, seems quite happy."
Fu Huan replied coolly and mysteriously, "I won't comment without knowing the full picture. Fireworks are beautiful, so watch more fireworks; after all, it's all money."
Hu Xian: "!!!!!!!"
He used to do arithmetic on his fingers all the time, but he never acted this pretentious!
Fireworks continued to be set off, each bursting open with a different color and a different kind of splendor.
Jiang Si and Agares spent several hours working with Yan Liu, A Zhi, and Quan Jian to develop a cooperation agreement with the other side of the deep sea, and half a month later, Earth would begin trial operations and open the space jump tunnel.
After making the arrangements, the group had a meal, went back to their rooms, and started browsing the internet. While Jiang Si was browsing, Agares pulled out her personal terminal and kissed her.
Therefore, they missed Bo Jichen and Lei Luosi's official announcement that night. When Bo Jichen came to find them late at night and eavesdropped for a while, they hesitated and decided not to disturb them.
He went to Yanliu's place. Yanliu's window was open. He looked out the window and saw Yanliu with two children and a small green dragon egg. The little black dragon had transformed into a human, about 1.345 meters tall, and was soft and cuddly sleeping in the same bed with the two children.
Because of the official announcement, his mind was a complete mess. But looking at Jiang Lingling's sleeping posture and demeanor, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and his mind became clear. He realized who that black dragon was.
Knowing who it was, he wouldn't be foolish enough to take away his little green dragon egg. He immediately took off running, heading straight for his room. Before he even reached the room, his voice reached out: "Darling, I know, I know where that black dragon came from, darling..."
No one answered him from inside, so he ran inside, "Kiss..."
The room was empty. He searched around and went straight to the locked bathroom. The door wasn't locked, so he pressed the handle and slipped inside, like a thief...
Jiang Si woke up the next morning and saw Bo Jichen's official announcement while browsing the internet. To join in the fun, she tagged His Majesty and Bo Jichen's account, and wrote: "Dear friends and darlings, there's a prize for forwarding, commenting and sending blessings: 520 people will win a free 10-day trip from the Abel Galaxy to Earth in the Milky Way."
"The lottery will be drawn in 5 days, and the space jump tunnel from the Abel Galaxy to the Milky Way will be opened within 15 days. I wish all my friends and darlings good luck in winning the lottery."
The Abel Galaxy is in a frenzy among all sorts of humanoid, talking creatures, especially the Zerg, who are practically screaming and sharing the news. If one Zerg member sharing isn't enough, they'll have their entire Zerg family sharing it.
"The space jump tunnel between the Abel Galaxy and the Milky Way is finally going to open! Oh my god, we've been waiting for a year! Your Highness, I love you so much!"
"Everyone move aside, make way! The 520 spots are for our Zerg. Our Zerg can overthrow our Emperor for Princess Jiang Jiang. This is enough to show our love for Princess Jiang Jiang."
"Judging from the forums on Earth, Earth is currently under construction and there aren't many attractions, so it's definitely not very good-looking. You guys shouldn't argue anymore; let me go first and see these unattractive attractions."
"The abacus beads upstairs were flying right at my face. I could hear it even in the most remote star systems of the Federation. Shameless! Why can you go to such an ugly tourist attraction, but I can't?"
"Forward, forward, forward! I've already forwarded it. Waiting for the draw, I'm sure I'll be in it."
"I've just started dating, and I'm already covered in the sweet and sour smell of love. With a little bit of the Emperor of the Troia Empire's favor, I'm sure I'll win the lottery."
Whether she can win the prize, and who will win, depends on the lottery draw held by the StarNet platform five days later. Jiang Si didn't know that after she posted the message, she handed over the matter of contacting the winner to someone else.
She used her spiritual power to heal the aches and pains in her body, got up, brushed her teeth and washed her face, and threw herself into the construction of the Earth, working alongside many half-living beings and trees that had transformed into humans.
The Red Eyebrow Fleet members wanted to retire on Earth. Apart from the pregnant Yu Feifei, Bai Shaoqing who cooked, the two kids, Lingxi, and a little green dragon egg, everyone else went to their respective posts to do their jobs.
Nine of the evolved zombies were killed by Shu Xubai in one go. The rest were as obedient as babies, acting like humans, doing infrastructure work, and building their own cities and homes, in accordance with the Earth's rules and laws set by Agares.
Instead of eating human flesh and drinking human blood, they chose to raise wild animals, low-level mutated animals, or animals without mutations, using them as their energy source and food source.
The cities and homes of the zombies are no longer considered tourist attractions. Tourist attractions only include the Earth's oceans, extreme sightseeing from south to north and from west to east, as well as Earth's unique cuisine and newly built cities with ancient charm.
Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye, and the Earth has welcomed the largest passenger flow of 5,200 people in more than 3,000 years.
Jiang Si and Agares went to the space to greet them in person. The beautiful companion spirits and the tree that had transformed into a human stood on both sides waiting and broadcasting the event live.
The massive ship hatch opened, and the first person to enter the live broadcast was His Majesty the Zerg Emperor, He Yan. Like a giant gust of wind, he flapped his enormous black wings and rushed to Jiang Si, pounced on her: "Jiang Jiang, I missed you so much! Come here, let me give you a hug, a hug!"
Agares stepped forward, blocking Jiang Si's path, and with a swift over-the-shoulder throw, tossed He Yan aside, saying domineeringly and coldly, "Your Majesty He Yan, as the ruler of a nation, please be mindful of your words and actions!"
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