"Ahhh, Yanliu, my lovely and charming Yanliu!" Jiang Dandan pounced on Yanliu, sat on the ground, hugged her legs, and cried like a banshee, shouting at the top of her lungs: "Please save me, please, for the sake of my lovely and charming aunt, save my dog's life!"
Yan Liu frowned, lifting her eyelids to look at the hunter, who was dressed in a luxurious black robe with wide sleeves and a chibi-style black dragon head embroidered on the back, with his long hair standing on end: "What's wrong with it?"
Hunter walked in, sat down on a chair, crossed his long legs, and looked at Jiang Dandan with doting eyes, replying to Yan Liu: "Ask it, it has the most say."
Yanliu: "!!!!"
They're so close, they're inseparable, like brothers. Whoever speaks for the other can represent them, right?
Why go through all that trouble? She's been managing the Earth for 3650 days, 10 years without a break, and she's still here listening to them talk nonsense. It's enough to drive a tree crazy.
Yan Liu shook her legs in disgust, trying to shake off Jiang Dandan who was holding her.
Unfortunately, Jiang Dandan's hands were like pliers, not only tightly hugging her legs but also pressing her face against them, making her a shameless con artist.
Yanliu couldn't shake it off. She lowered her eyes, looked down at it, and said disdainfully, "Baby, say what you want to say, stop making a lot of noise without actually doing anything!"
“Who said it wasn’t raining?” Jiang Dandan raised her head defiantly: “Look at my eyes, they’re all red. If I howl a couple more times, I’ll burst into tears.”
What a blunder! What a blunder! I should have put some ghost peppers on my eyes and made me cry my eyes out; that would have been much more convincing.
Yan Liu shook her head and sighed: "Little black dragon cub, I'll count to three. If you don't let go, even if you die in front of me, I won't save you."
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Dandan let go and got up. It had been 12 years since it hatched. It looked exactly the same as it did 12 years ago, with no change in height, weight or build.
Yan Liu sat down on the chair next to the hunter, exuding a queenly aura: "Speak, who wants your dog's life!"
Jiang Dandan instantly darted in front of her, looking pitiful and pathetic: "My dad, my uncle, Lingxi, and Daodao!"
Faced with Jiang Dandan's accusation of hunting, Yan Liu remained calm and composed. She took out a tea set from her spatial storage and placed it on the table. She poured a cup of tea and pushed it next to Yan Liu, saying, "Goji berry and red date health tea, have a taste!"
Yanliu: "!!!!"
Amazing Goji Berry and Red Date Health Tea!
He is a knife, a knife!
What are the benefits of goji berry and red date health tea for him?
Is he out of his mind, or is she out of hers, putting on an act here?
Can't their brain circuits be a little more normal? Do they have to be so abnormal?
Yanliu didn't drink the goji berry and red date health tea. Instead, she took out honeysuckle tea to cool down her body. Don't ask her why a tree like her would drink honeysuckle tea. The answer is that she hasn't rested for 10 years, so she's too hot and needs to cool down.
Yanliu took a sip of the cold honeysuckle tea and asked quietly, "Your father and uncle are finally going to kill you out of righteousness, and your nagging is helping to hand you the knife, while Lingxi is clapping on the sidelines?"
“If they had just killed me, that would have been fine, death would have solved all my problems. But the problem is they didn’t kill me, they tortured me!” Jiang Dandan raised her voice with a childish tone and began to accuse, counting on her fingers: “My big blue dragon dog dad who only cares about my father, ever since he made me handle national affairs and government affairs ten years ago, he has been lazy whenever he can and will not do anything if he can avoid it.”
“Eight years ago, he lured my father away to the stars and the sea, and we haven’t heard from him since. I complained to my uncle, and he told me that he had resigned from his position as Marshal of the Troia Empire and was now just the husband of my lovely and charming aunt. He said that he was old and his teeth were bad, so he wanted to live off his wife.”
"Listen to this, is this the kind of human language a marshal, a prince, and an uncle should speak?"
Yanliu took another sip of the cold honeysuckle tea, and asked dismissively, "And then?"
Following Yan Liu's words, Jiang Dandan said, "Then he openly lived off my lovely and charming auntie, and would go to my cute little brother and sister's parent-teacher conferences and take them to and from school. He completely neglected his duties as a marshal and a prince, and pushed all the work onto me."
Yan Liu said, "That's too much. So here's the question: your father and uncle entrusted you with all the affairs of the Troya Empire. What does that have to do with Ling Xi?"
“How can it not be its business?” Jiang Dandan gets angry and furious when this is mentioned, especially since it has been hatched for more than 10 years and has not yet seen the shadow of the stars and the sea, let alone become a sea king and raise fish: “I am the first heir to the throne of the Troya Empire, the little green dragon egg is the second heir since it has not yet hatched, and Lingxi is the third heir to the throne recognized by my father.
"It's an adult snake, nearly 3,000 years old. How high must its intelligence be? Infinitely high. How strong must its learning ability be? Infinitely strong. But instead of learning to handle national affairs, it goes to school, from kindergarten all the way to junior high. Is that reasonable?"
Yan Liu took another sip of cold honeysuckle tea: "It's really outrageous. Its grades are also bad, consistently ranking second to last in the grade, while Jiang Yihe is last in the grade!"
Jiang Dandan waved her hand and began to defend Lingxi: "Being last or second to last in the grade doesn't matter. They're controlling their scores on purpose!"
Yan Liu became increasingly perfunctory: "Oh, as the third heir to the throne, it's really unacceptable for someone to act so despicably. What does that have to do with your family's Daodao?"
"How can it not be his business?" Jiang Dandan was now attacking indiscriminately, pointing at the hunter who was leisurely drinking goji berry and red date tea and said, "This Mr. Daodao, he could have called Dad and Dog Dad back with a single communication, but he didn't. He could have smashed the little green dragon egg of the second heir to the throne with one strike, but he didn't."
“I once managed to persuade that adult snake in Minglingxi to come and learn how to handle national affairs. Goodness, this talkative Mr. gave it 5250g of national affairs to handle, military affairs to manage, and legal affairs to study.”
"5250g, not 250g. Lingxi didn't even open its computer, just saw so many gigabytes, and started yelling that it was ignorant and incompetent, a piece of trash who hadn't finished compulsory education and hadn't graduated from elementary school. It said it couldn't joke about the 3.2 billion people of the Empire, and then it gracefully left. No matter what I said or yelled at it, it didn't return to the Troya Empire for 5 years."
Hunter blew on his jujube and goji berry tea, then casually handed it to Ginger Egg: "Drink some water. Soothe your throat!"
Jiang Dandan casually accepted the gift, as if she were missing a screw, completely forgetting that she had just been criticizing the other person a jerk, and said sweetly, "Thank you, Daodao, I was thirsty."
Yanliu: "!!!!"
She felt like a bright, shining light bulb, the kind that's 8 kilowatts and still being fed dog food.
The hunter looked at it and said, "You're welcome!"
Jiang Dandan drank the goji berry and red date tea in one gulp, leaving the soaked goji berries and red dates at the bottom of the cup. She then handed it back to Hunter, asking him with clear yet foolish eyes, "Where was I?"
Hunt took the cup and, while refilling it with hot water, reminded it, "Speaking of Lingxi, that snake-dragon that's nearly 3,000 years old hasn't returned to the Troya Empire for five years!"
“That’s right!” Jiang Dandan continued the hunt, slapping her thigh and saying, “That bastard Lingxi hasn’t returned to the Troya Empire for 5 years, and he doesn’t take his third in line to the throne seriously at all.”
"Poor me, I haven't had a break for 10 years and 3650 days!"
Yanliu: "!!!!"
Isn't this talking about her?
She hasn't had a break in 10 years and 3650 days!
It hasn't rested for 10 years, and now the space jump tunnel from the Abel Galaxy to the Milky Way has been upgraded, allowing it to arrive in just one day and one night.
Don't think she doesn't know what national affairs this broken egg can handle; national affairs are all handled by the hunter.
Ever since Bo Jichen, that old green dragon, lured Leilos away eight years ago to live a life of luxury alone, Leilos has only been the nominal emperor. The one who truly rules the Troya Empire is this dog, Jiang Dandan. He spoils her rotten, so how could he possibly let her work?
It said it hadn't rested for 10 years. P.S. It rested every day, but it didn't have the vast ocean or open a pond to raise fish and become the Dragon King of the Sea!
Yan Liu was exhausted, but she didn't say anything: "So, poor little Jiang Dandan, you come here crying and wailing, asking me to save you. How am I supposed to save you?"
Jiang Dandan's dark eyes suddenly shone like light bulbs, staring intently at Yan Liu: "That's simple. Dealing with Earth's affairs is one thing, dealing with the Troya Empire's affairs is another. Why not handle the affairs of both countries together and deal with them all at once?"
Yan Liu let out a soft "Ah," downed a cup of cold honeysuckle tea, barely managing to suppress her anger, and said coolly, "I've taken care of the Troya Empire's affairs. What are you going to do?"
Jiang Dandan grinned like a fool in an instant, pulling Lie Sha's hand: "I'm going to take a vacation with Dao Dao and see the stars and the sea."
Hunting back, he said seriously, "Yes, let's take a vacation and explore the stars and the sea!"
Yan Liu's lips twitched, and she pointed to the door: "You two, the door is over there. Get out of here, or don't blame me for beating you up!"
Jiang Dandan's bright eyes, sparkling like little light bulbs, completely misunderstood Yan Liu's meaning: "My lovely and charming beauty Yan Liu, you've agreed to my request, thank you, thank you, Daodao and I will leave right now!"
Yan Liu snorted coldly and said to Jiang Dandan, who was dragging the hunter towards the door, "Get out, you all get out, let each other do their own thing, I'm not doing it."
Before Jiang Dandan even reached the door, she felt like the sky had fallen and the earth had collapsed. She turned around, her eyes brimming with tears, and said, "Yanliu, you just promised me that you would let me leave and give me a vacation to explore the stars and the sea. How could you go back on your word!"
Without wasting words, Yanliu pulled out a whip from its branches and lashed it directly at her.
The hunter was quick and agile; with a swift movement of his long arm, he scooped up Jiang Dandan by the waist and disappeared in a flash. The willow whip he lashed missed its mark, cracking the floorboards in the process.
Taking a moment to slip away, Yan Liu quickly slipped to the doorway and said to Lie Sha and Jiang Dandan, who had already walked away, "You two must not appear in front of me again. I will beat you every time you show up."
She hasn't rested for 10 years. She's the one who hasn't rested for 10 years.
She still had a lot of things to deal with. The two companion spirits and trees of Azhilingbi had taken dozens of companion spirits and trees to visit and study in the Abel Galaxy.
Their reasons were quite valid: for the prosperity, strength, and democracy of the world, we must learn from the strengths of other countries and make up for our own weaknesses.
Especially since they have long lifespans, they must protect the Earth for their masters, which is why they need to study even harder.
Dozens of them have been studying abroad for two years, and apart from returning for the Chinese New Year, they have not been seen at all. This is outrageous and excessive.
Yanliu put away the whip, returned to her desk, gulped down several more cups of honeysuckle tea, but the fire didn't die down; it burned even brighter. She opened the documents to be processed and approved, but didn't read a single word.
Unable to bear looking at anything any longer, Yanliu slammed the file together and threw it aside, wondering if she should go and catch Jiang Dandan while she was on Earth and give her a good beating to cool down and vent her anger. Just then, she heard Quanjian howling at the top of her lungs: "Beautiful Yanliu, beautiful Yanliu, please save me, please save my fish life for the sake of me being a pregnant woman!"
Yanliu: "!!!!"
These familiar lines are not unrelated; they are practically identical.
Yanliu stood up from her chair and walked around the table when Quanjian, heavily pregnant but agile and energetic with red eyes, darted in from outside.
Upon entering, Quanjian lunged to Yanliu's feet, sat down on the ground, and hugged her leg. He was like a fully upgraded Jiang Dandan, howling and screaming at the top of his lungs, all bark and no bite: "Beautiful Yanliu, help me, help me, please save my fish life!"
Yanliu, who hadn't rested for 3,650 days in 10 years, got angry after being provoked by Jiang Dandan. Facing Quanjian, who had already given birth to 6 fish babies and was now pregnant again, she crossed her arms, showed no temper, lowered her eyes, and looked down at her: "Little fish baby, what's wrong? Tell me!"
Quanjian wiped his eyes with his other hand, and the ghost peppers immediately stung his nose and eyes. Tears streamed down his face like they were free, turning into pearls as they fell to the ground, each one round and big, making a splashing sound.
She cried out, "Beautiful Yanliu, you don't know, I gave birth to 6 babies in the past two years, and I still have 6 fish babies in my belly. That heartless ugly fish, Fu Huan, who cheated on me, doesn't want us anymore and went back to the Abel Galaxy!"
Yan Liu chuckled and reminded him, "As far as I know, that ugly, heartless bastard Fu Huan who cheated on you was going back to preside over the 10-year sacrificial ceremony of the Merfolk in the Abel Galaxy. He'll be back in about 10 days. How did he become a scumbag in your mouth?"
Quanjian let out a soft "uh," paused for a moment, and tears streamed down her face uncontrollably from the excessive amount of ghost pepper she had applied. Pearls of tears fell incessantly as she stared blankly at Yanliu: "Really? Then I must have misremembered. However, I am a pregnant woman, a pregnant woman who is about to become a heroine mother to the deep-sea mermaids. I have made a tremendous contribution to the prosperity and reproduction of the deep-sea mermaid population..."
Yan Liu snorted: "Speak like a human!"
Quanjian sat on the ground covered with pearls, hugging Yanliu's legs, and instantly became serious: "I want to take a vacation!"
Yan Liu swung her leg, looking at her with a ridiculous sneer: "What does it matter to me if you want to take a vacation?"
Quanjian had no sense of being a queen, no queenly demeanor whatsoever. She was nothing but a rogue and scoundrel, relying on the fact that she was carrying six babies in her belly to argue and act arrogantly: "Yes, it's none of your business if I want to take a vacation, but no one but you can make me take a vacation!"
Yan Liu exclaimed, "So, all this time you've asked me to handle the affairs of the deep-sea mermaid race for you, even though we're from a different species?"
Quanjian sat on the ground, hugging her legs and shaking his head like a rattle drum, scattering pearls everywhere: "Beautiful Yanliu, I'm not asking you to help me handle the affairs of the Deep Sea Mermaid Clan. I want you to overthrow Frost Ice City, drag out my High Priest, and make him oversee the country for me!"
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