Jiang Si sobbed and hiccuped as she uttered her wild and lewd words.
The training ground was completely silent.
Everyone on the training field seemed to be put on pause, their eyes immediately turning to their own head coach.
I couldn't help but think about it.
The lieutenants were not lying to them after all.
The lady is soft and petite, knows how to be charming and cook, and is particularly dependent on the commander-in-chief.
Look, even though she's crying and hiccuping, she still clings to the coach to warm his bed.
Mom.
People with girlfriends or wives wonder why their girlfriends or wives can't be so gentle and not take the initiative to warm their beds. If they accidentally offend them, they have to go outside to be exposed to the cold wind.
Men without girlfriends or wives often think, "I really want a wife like that—someone who can be affectionate, dependent on me, and who adores me."
Agares' face flushed instantly, and he said to the quantum computer in an extremely serious tone, "Please wait a moment."
On the other end of the computer, Jiang Si wiped away a non-existent tear.
I couldn't help but wonder.
Did I overact?
Did her cheap husband realize that she wasn't really crying?
No way!
Given her husband's emotional intelligence, if she lowers her head and shrugs her shoulders in front of him, he might mistakenly think she's crying. Since she's not directly seeing her through the screen, he probably won't realize she's faking it.
"Okay...okay," Jiang Si replied uncertainly.
Agares put the hand holding the quantum computer behind his back, gripped the quantum computer with his other hand, and ordered his subordinates who were looking at him, "Assemble. Run 50 kilometers in circles. The loser will have to hand-wash the winner's clothes for a month."
"Ah, no! Madam, help me!"
Some of the bolder subordinates let out howls.
One person let out a howl, and the other runners in the legion followed suit, shouting, "Madam, please do something about this! Take the commander away right now!"
"Madam, washing clothes by hand is outrageous. You need to discipline your husband properly."
The sounds came from the quantum computer.
It turns out that it wasn't her cheap husband who noticed she was faking her tears.
Instead, it refers to people who are training on the training field.
Jiang Si, beaming with delight, fanned the flames at the personal terminal: "Stop yelling, just defeat him, then we won't have to run away anymore!"
The man who had initially dared to cry for help from the lady, upon hearing Jiang Si's words, spoke again: "We can't beat them."
"If one person can't beat them, then a group attack is the way to go!" Jiang Si suggested, "Haven't you heard that one person can't fight four hands? On the battlefield, without a commander, you have to use any dirty tricks you can think of. I believe in you guys, good luck!"
"lady……"
“Add another 50 kilometers.” Agares interrupted his subordinates, coldly saying, “Say one more word, and if you add another 50 kilometers, you’ll have to hand-copy Article 72 of the military regulations 500 times.”
The scene fell silent instantly, and then everyone started running for their lives.
Hearing the running footsteps, Jiang Si couldn't resist adding a bit of dog food to her mouth: "Honey, you're so cool! They disobeyed orders, so you punished them by copying the law too."
The running hunter legion: "..."
Who was the person who just mentioned the group attack commander?
How could they turn against each other so quickly?
Is it a person?
Is this something a soft-spoken lady should say?
Jiang Si chuckled silently.
The children raised by my cheap husband are so adorable.
"Why did you buy so many small pterosaur eggs and black crow eggs?" Agares' deep, hoarse voice came from the quantum computer.
Jiang Si's laughter stopped abruptly as she realized she could no longer see her cheap husband; she could only see a tree. Her cheap husband had adjusted the camera to point at a tree.
She lowered her voice, like a child who had done something wrong, and said in a soft, sweet voice, "I was going to cook you a whole egg feast, but I accidentally mixed up the black egg that General Bo Jichen gave me with the other eggs."
"Honey, I didn't mean to, I really didn't mean to. I accidentally put the eggs together when I was sorting them, and they all look exactly the same. I searched for ages but couldn't find them."
Her soft, sweet voice, tinged with grievance, sounded as if she might burst into tears at the slightest rejection.
Agares stared at the video, his ears burning red and his face flushed, his voice calm yet serious, "Turn the video to panoramic mode, so you can see all the eggs on the table from above."
"Oh!" Jiang Si said "oh," and followed her husband's instructions to switch to panoramic mode, bringing all 201 black eggs on the table into the video frame.
Agares stared at the video with his dark eyes. After a long while, he said, "On your left, in the second row, the 18th egg is the one you showed me."
Wow.
Is it true or false?
"Are you sure?" Jiang Si asked hesitantly.
Agares's voice was deep and resonant, leaving no room for argument: "I'm certain that the 18th egg in the second row to your left—look closely, and you'll find that it's darker and rounder than all the other eggs on the table!"
Yeah?
Jiang Si counted from the second row on her left, up to the 18th egg. She picked up the egg, and it warmed up in her hand; the shell was like jade.
Compared to other eggs, it seems to be darker in color, and the rounder ones are more round.
What kind of thing can hatch from a round, black egg?
Well, an unfertilized egg probably won't hatch into anything, so it's still something to be happy about that we found it.
Jiang Si gave the big black egg a big kiss, and said in a soft, sweet voice to Agares, "Thank you, honey. I won't keep you from training any longer. Goodbye."
Agares stared at the blacked-out screen: "..."
"Smack."
After kissing the big black egg, Jiang Si slapped it with her hand: "You little egg, I called you to come out, but you wouldn't. I had to go through all this trouble. Today I'll show you what the wickedness of society is. Humph, I'll show you 18 ways to eat an egg!"
After saying that, he picked up the white marker he had used to paint the black mole on his hand and wrote the words "Little Egg!" on the black egg.
Then he took a bowl, put the little black egg in the bowl, and sent a message to the administrator of the StarNet, saying that he would be live streaming in 10 minutes.
He then took out smoked meat, salted meat, uncured fresh meat, and various mushrooms picked during military training from his spatial storage.
After doing all this, exactly 10 minutes passed, and the live stream started.
The moment the live stream started, countless fans flooded in and sent messages like, "Boss, you're finally back! After not seeing you for a month, I finally understand the true meaning of the phrase 'times feel like years'."
"Boss, please take notice of me. If you have time, please ask your good friend, the 7th-level plant healer, to grow more fruits."
"Boss, is your good friend, the 7th-level plant healer, Gong Ming, Master Gong?"
"Boss, is the smoked meat that appears in the shop that the 7th-level plant healer collaborates with personally marinated by the 7th-level plant healer?"
During her live stream, Jiang Si only showed her hands, not her body. Looking at the countless questions in the chat, she said, "I miss you all too. A day without seeing you feels like three autumns."
"The method of making and eating smoked meat was indeed told to me by the 7th-level plant healer. As for whether it has healing-type mental power, opinions vary."
"Today's live stream will cover how to eat smoked meat and various ways to eat eggs."
"How to eat eggs?" A comment appeared in the live stream chat: "Eggs are so fishy, besides boiling, what other ways are there to eat them?"
“There are so many ways to eat eggs: frying, boiling, stewing, steaming!” Jiang Si said slyly, enunciating each word clearly. “I have 500 eggs here, plus this little egg. I’m going to finish them all today and then send them to my husband and his subordinates by express delivery.”
I have to fool my brother-in-law and let him know that his little egg has been eaten.
It wasn't just her who ate it; it was Agares and the Hunter Legion who ate it.
Let's see if he goes to Agares when he seeks revenge.
The thought of her brother-in-law going to fight Agares and the entire hunting legion immediately conjured up a vivid image in Jiang Si's mind.
I couldn't help but give myself a thumbs up. I'm such a clever little devil, so excellent.
"Boss, you still haven't gotten rid of that ungrateful husband of yours, the husband who makes you angry?"
The live stream chat erupted with excited shouts once again.
"Get rid of me quickly, I'm rich."
"Your family owns a mine, but mine owns a planet! Boss, what's the point of having a husband who makes you angry? Just dump him, dump him!"
"There's no way I'll shake them off!" Jiang Si laughed and said, "There's no way I'll shake them off in this lifetime. Okay, let's start making eggs, starting with tea eggs."
As Jiang Si spoke, she brought over a bowl containing 50 eggs, placed it under the tap, washed the eggs clean, put them in a pot, and said to the live stream: "Wash the eggs clean, put them in the pot, submerge the eggs in water, add salt, tea leaves, soy sauce, cinnamon, star anise, bring to a boil, then simmer for 8 minutes."
"Now, while the eggs are boiling, let's make steamed eggs with salted pork." Jiang Si took the salted pork that was made in the same batch as the smoked pork, washed it, placed it on the cutting board, and took out a knife. "Cut the salted pork into cubes and put them in a bowl. For steamed eggs with salted pork, you can use duck eggs, chicken eggs, or goose eggs. We'll use duck eggs."
"Because I'm making these to take away, I chose a glass bento box. After steaming them, I just put the lid on and pack them up."
Fifty bento boxes were prepared, with a layer of diced salted meat at the bottom, and two duck eggs were cracked into each box.
Jiang Si removed the chopsticks, scrambled the duck eggs, added boiling water, stirred well, and placed them one by one in a large steaming dish, saying, "Steam the eggs for 8 minutes, then turn off the heat and let them sit for 3 minutes, and they're done."
After saying that the timer would be set for 8 minutes.
The tea eggs have been boiled.
The aroma of tea and soy sauce wafted into the live stream room.
People who were previously questioning how many ways there are to eat eggs took a deep breath and sent a comment after seeing the holographic live stream: "It's so delicious! I suddenly want to eat eggs."
"Yeah, boss, do you sell tea eggs? I'll offer 200 star coins!"
"Boss, I'll pay 500 Star Coins for one!"
"We don't sell tea eggs. If you want some, you can make them at home. It's convenient and simple, so don't worry about not being able to afford them!" Jiang Si took a large spoon, lifted the lid of the pot where the tea eggs were boiling, and said, "The eggs have been simmering on low heat for almost 10 minutes. Turn off the heat, crack each egg, and then simmer them on low heat. This will make them more flavorful."
He then used a large spoon to tap the eggs in the pan.
I tapped for a few minutes to make sure every egg was cracked.
Cover it, turn on a low heat, and let it simmer.
Heat oil in a wok. Since we ran out of chicken and duck eggs, we fried 60 goose eggs. My hands were sore from frying them all.
I made omelets with black oyster eggs.
Stir-fried black fungus with small pterosaur eggs.
Boil smoked meat.
Stir-fried bamboo shoots with smoked meat.
All the eggs and vegetables were cooked in generous portions and laid out on the dining table and kitchen counter.
The aroma of food wafted through the live stream room.
Viewers in the live stream showered the streamers with virtual gifts, hoping to get a hot meal.
Jiang Si had just finished working and was preparing to sort and pack the ginger when countless fans with names starting with "Madam" appeared in the live stream.
She glanced at them and immediately knew these people were her cheap husband's subordinates, all playing the victim and trying to get a free meal.
Just as Jiang Si was about to greet them, Yan Qi's annoying voice interrupted, "Junior sister, why didn't you call me when the food was ready?"
Jiang Si's heart skipped a beat. She quickly shut down the live stream and turned to look at Yan Qi, who swaggered in: "Wasn't my door locked? How did you get in?"
Yan Qi shook the key in his hand, his androgynous face, more beautiful than a woman's, revealing a smug smile: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, although we live in the age of technology and information, in order to prevent electronic door locks from breaking down easily when they run out of power."
"Each dormitory still has a key, and I, your senior, am the one who keeps the key. Surprised? Unexpected?"
Surprise, surprise, my foot!
Does she have any privacy left?
Absolutely no privacy!
“My electronic door lock isn’t broken, you can go now.” Jiang Si shooed him away like a fly, just wanting him to leave as soon as possible.
So many delicious foods, just the aroma alone makes my mouth water.
Should we make him leave?
There's no way I'd leave, even if you beat me to death.
"Junior sister, I have something to settle with you!" Yan Qi walked towards the dining table. "Xiao Wei Chi came over and brought me a big box of poop-flavored candy out of nowhere. Were you the one who instigated him?"
"What does his filial piety have to do with me?" Jiang Si retorted, denying it.
"It really has nothing to do with you?" Yan Qi asked skeptically, but his eyes were glued to the dishes on the table, his mouth watering uncontrollably. He wanted to eat, he really wanted to eat.
Judging from his behavior, Jiang Si knew he was definitely going to freeload off her meal.
In addition, she also needed to pack it up and send it to her cheap husband. Her eyes lit up: "This has nothing to do with me, senior brother. You've come at the right time. Come, come, help me pack this up. I'll make you a new one later, the one I gave to Master."
Yan Qi immediately fell for it: "You mean the one made for the master is different from this one?"
Jiang Si nodded emphatically: "Of course it's different, it's your choice whether you want to eat it or not!"
"Yes!" Yan Qi immediately rolled up his sleeves: "I'll pack it up for you first, and then we can eat it slowly."
And so, Jiang Si got a free job, serving and packing 60 portions of food for her.
For my husband's portion, Jiang Si packed an extra apple, a cup of fruit tea, and a small note.
The other 60 portions were placed in a large box, while the portion for my husband was placed in a small box.
Jiang Si turned around only after watching the robot carry out the door with a large box and a small box and close the door.
Unexpectedly, when she turned around, she saw Yan Qi holding the little black egg and tapping it against the rim of the bowl. Her pupils constricted, and she shouted at Yan Qi, "Yan Daqi, stop!"
Startled by her shout, Yan Qi trembled, his hand holding the egg slipped, and the little black egg fell straight to the ground.
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