Chapter 304 The Marshal kicked over two large jars of vinegar.



Ginger shreds: "..."

Wow, is this what they mean by "having a panda at home makes everything alright"?

That's so awesome!

So, that's why she's using such cheat codes!

Why would she be so desperate as to ask her husband to cling to her leg?

Is it because he's good-looking?

Tall?

Pshaw, cheap guys are good-looking too, and not short at all!

Long legs?

Eight-pack abs?

Pshaw, all the dads have long legs and must have abs too!

Besides, she hadn't seen his abs yet; he might not even have eight-pack abs!

rich?

Bah! She now owns a wealthy pet that can support her, a panda cat. Although Agares's bank account has many zeros, it's definitely not as rich as the panda cat.

Do you have the right?

Panda Cat is considered an aristocrat among the orcs. Her cheap and powerful demeanor might actually be that of a big shot in various industries or an outstanding individual from various races, all disguised as powerful figures.

Reference point: Bo Xilai, that scoundrel, he uses all sorts of pseudonyms. His friends, if they didn't also wear pseudonyms, they'd be doing him a disservice!

Also, she has an emperor brother, so she can be Agares' great-aunt. He angers her and provokes her. It's time for him to taste the wickedness of the human heart!

All of the above points together explain why she still needs a husband, what she wants him for, why he makes her angry, why he looks down on her, and why she's always thinking about divorce.

Therefore... divorce must be put on the agenda immediately.

She gets half of his assets in the divorce and receives a large alimony payment every year, directly reaching the pinnacle of her life. Isn't that great?

good!

very good!

Excellent!

"Ah!" Jiang Si cut off the quantum computer, rolled around on the grass twice, and her body was covered in the smell of grass.

Looking at Miss A-Jiang rolling around on the grass from a distance, Xia Pu suddenly wondered if people who knew big shots were a little crazy.

No, he'll have to take better care of her and carefully select the right people for her, otherwise she might get scammed.

After Jiang Si finished rolling around, a gray rabbit suddenly darted out. Her pupils constricted, and she grabbed the rabbit by the ear.

The rabbit kicked her hand with its legs, and she snapped its neck with a snap, stood up, and weighed the rabbit in her hand.

The rabbits of the interstellar era have mutated to a rather ferocious degree, much like the giant rabbits before the zombie apocalypse on ancient Earth—no, a little longer. The rabbit in her hand is already 1.5 meters long, and judging by its weight, it must weigh about 50 kilograms.

Therefore, 2 billion rabbits absolutely cannot be sold individually; they must be butchered, cooked, and then sold.

Spicy rabbit heads, spicy rabbit legs, spicy rabbit chunks, stewed rabbit—all of this costs money, a lot of money!

Thinking of this, Jiang Si rolled up her sleeves, put down her cigarette butt, and called out to Xia Pu, "Xia Pu, come and set up the pot to peel the rabbit and get to work!"

Setting up a pot to skin a rabbit?

What kind of method is this for eliminating rabbits?

Xia Pu came running over excitedly: "Miss Jiang, how do I peel it?"

Jiang Si rolled up her sleeves, broke off a piece of willow branch, and tied her hair up. "Did you find and bring all those things I texted you to bring?"

Xia Pu nodded: "I brought it. Do you want it now?"

"Yes, and more water!"

"Yes, I brought water. I'll get it for you right away!"

Xia Pu then took out stools, tables, large and small pots, various knives, large buckets of water, seasonings, and a huge tent from his spatial storage.

Once the tent is pitched, it doesn't look like a simple big house. It's drafty from all sides, and the roof keeps out the rain. It looks more like a long-planned camping picnic!

Jiang Si took out camouflage liquid from her spatial button, sprayed it on her left hand to cover up the small mole on her left hand, and sent a message to the Xingbo editor administrator!

Her administrator had just pushed out the news of her live stream, and she started streaming immediately. Still not showing her face, she greeted the viewers in the live stream by showing her hands: "Dear friends, good morning everyone! Today we're having rabbit, spicy rabbit head, stewed rabbit pieces, spicy rabbit meat, spicy rabbit cubes, braised rabbit meat, dry-fried rabbit meat, and more..."

The fans who flocked to the live stream chat were drooling as they typed, "Big shot, big shot, Lord Gong Ming is going to go farming, and your friend, the 7th-level plant healer, has also bought two planets. Do you have any inside information to share?"

"Yeah, yeah, boss, let's put the rabbits aside for now. Let's find out if those two big shots are planning a massive, earth-shattering planting project?"

"Hey upstairs, stop going off-topic! I just want to know what spicy rabbit head, stewed rabbit chunks, spicy rabbit meat, and spicy rabbit cubes taste like. Hey, hey, get to know me! I'm your biggest fan. Maybe you can give your kids some to eat later?"

Jiang Si saw many off-topic posts, but found this one normal one, and said, "Hey 'I'm your little fanboy,' remember to send me your address via private message. Later, I'll pack something for you to eat. Love you, muah!"

"Click!"

Si Zhang, who was reporting his work in the command room of the patrol ship, heard a click and looked up at his commander in the main seat.

All I saw was my commander staring at the personal terminal on his wrist, and then, with his left hand resting on the corner of the table, he snapped the corner off.

It's worth noting that the table in the command room of the Hunter Legion patrol ship was made from a single piece of polished chrysoberyl.

Chrysoberyl is one of the fifteen hardest stones. If you gave it to him, you couldn't bend it even an inch, let alone with your two hands. You could even press him down on it and try to bend it.

The coach suddenly snapped it off. What did the coach see in his personal terminal? Something that made him so angry that he snapped off the corner of the table?

Agares clenched his left hand, crushing the broken chrysoberyl into powder. He released his grip, and the powder fell onto the table.

The finger, stained with chrysoberyl powder, tapped the personal terminal and reported the account "I am your little fanboy" for maliciously acting cute and cunning.

He then raised his head, his dark eyes looking at Si Zhang with unfathomable depths, his deep, hoarse voice icy cold: "Major General Si Zhang, as the captain of this patrol ship, your plan for protecting the 7th-tier plant healer on Rebirth Star is utter garbage when faced with an emergency."

"With your plan, you don't need anyone else. Just send the Red Eyebrows Fleet over. Your two patrol ships will be no match for them. They will kidnap the 7th-level plant healer right under your nose. Not only will you not be able to catch them, but you will also lose your life!"

Si Zhang tensed up: "Yes, I will revise the plan again. Commander, please wait a moment!"

Agares withdrew his gaze and focused it back on the silent quantum computer. He stared at the hand inside the computer, which was preparing to peel the rabbit, and said, "We have 45 minutes left to reach Rebirth Star. I hope that by the time we arrive at Rebirth Star, your plan will be revised and will satisfy me."

"Smack!"

Si Zhang raised his hand in a salute: "Yes, I guarantee I will complete the mission."

"Dear fellow star enthusiasts and friends, when peeling a rabbit, to make it easier, cut open its mouth and start peeling from its mouth down to its neck."

Jiang Si explained as she deftly skinned the rabbit: "After peeling the skin down to the ears, cut off the ears. Then peel the skin down like a scarf. When you get the skin down to the neck, tie a rope around the rabbit's neck and hang it up. Then it's easier to skin. Be careful not to pull off the rabbit meat, otherwise it will be a waste."

"After skinning the rabbit, gut it, remove the internal organs, heart, liver, and kidneys, which are edible and should be kept. Then cut off the rabbit's head and soak it to remove the fishy smell and blood!"

After she finished speaking, she skinned a 50-pound rabbit, gutted it, and separated its head, legs, and body, then soaked them in water.

Immediately afterwards, out of sight of the viewers in the live stream, Yan Liu dragged in a string of rabbits and threw them on the ground.

Xia Pu, who was trying to start a fire with wood, didn't see it either. He felt that the fire was particularly difficult to start today, as if it were deliberately working against him.

"Use the same method to deal with all the rabbits. I won't explain it to you one by one. If you think it's too bloody, change the channel!" Jiang Si said, bending down and picking up another rabbit. Yan Liu catches rabbits without catching any with offspring, only choosing big, fat rabbits.

She thought the 50-pound rabbit she caught was big enough, but Yan Liu caught rabbits weighing 70 or 80 pounds each. One rabbit looked like a small, unmutated Chinese pig. Luckily, she had strong mental strength and quick movements. She skinned 6 rabbits, each weighing an average of 50 pounds. The 300 pounds of meat was directly divided into basins.

Exhausted, she shook her arms, washed her hands, took out cherry tomatoes from her spatial storage, tossed a bunch to Xia Pu who was boiling water, washed a bunch for herself, and said to her fellow star friends, "I'll cook them later, I need to eat something first. Oh my, I'm so tired!"

A bunch of pretty cherry tomatoes appeared in the live stream, causing another stir. "Hey, stop peeling the rabbit! What's that fruit you're holding called?"

"Yes, yes, boss, we don't think we've ever seen that fruit before. Is it a new variety grown by the newly promoted 7th-level healer?"

"Hey bro, I'm your little fanboy! I just got reported and my account is banned for 10 days. I'm using my mom's account to log in now. Get to know me quickly! I don't know which bastard reported me, sob sob!"

When Jiang Si saw the message "I'm your little fanboy," she chuckled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll make it up to you with a bunch of cherry tomatoes later. Love you!"

"Snap!" Si Zhang, who had just revised the plan, was explaining it when he heard the familiar sound of the gold-green stone table corner being broken off again.

His heart skipped a beat, and he forced himself to continue, "Commander, we suggest that we not only patrol the outer perimeter of Rebirth Star, but also enter the planet to provide close protection for the 7th-tier plant healer..."

Agares stared at the light brain without looking up, coldly interrupting Sizhang: "Close protection? Protecting a 7th-level plant healer, how close is that?"

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