"Smack!"
Bo Jichen was hit on the back of the head. The classic 24 moves he had just dug out were almost deleted by his slip of the hand. He suddenly raised his head and looked at his darling with confusion and innocence in his purple eyes: "What's wrong, darling?"
His Majesty the Emperor gritted his teeth and said, "Elementary 108 Forms, Classic 24 Forms? You seem to know quite a lot."
Bo Jichen's wild instincts immediately alerted him to the danger, and he protested, "I don't know anything, darling. I'm as innocent as a blank sheet of paper. You know best how awkward and shy I am with you."
His Majesty the Emperor's anger visibly flared: "What did you say?"
His protests were mishandled and backfired.
Bo Jichen's purple eyes flickered, and he immediately took the initiative to admit his mistake, skillfully shifting the blame to his little prince: "Darling, I was wrong. I know the most, but it's not my fault. It's because our little prince hasn't eaten our little cutie yet!"
"Who is our little darling? A level 7 plant healer, someone who can fight our little prince to a draw. Our little prince went to Planet Cole after graduating from military academy and has been there for more than ten years, where all he does is study criminal law and training!"
"Besides training, he studies the habits of various races. He hasn't studied erotic novels or positions. To put it bluntly, given our little prince's personality of smashing endless straight men, it's questionable whether he can even find a hole!"
His Majesty the Emperor's dark eyes widened: "You...you...you, foul language, obscene words, you..."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Bo Jichen apologized again, not forgetting to slap his own mouth: "I was foul-mouthed, I used foul language, but our young prince is upright and incorruptible, a dragon among men, second only to the emperor, above all others!"
"But darling, don't forget, our little prince's fertility value is 0. Only our little cutie doesn't mind him, so we have to make sure our little prince holds on to her."
His Majesty the Emperor was so angry that he put one hand on his hip and the other was about to hit him. If he hadn't heard that his younger brother's fertility value was 0, he would have definitely slapped the loose-lipped Bo Jichen: "Go on!"
Bo Jichen sighed inwardly, wiping away non-existent sweat. What a close call! He almost angered his darling again and got beaten up.
Bo Jichen cleared his throat and continued, "There used to be a proverb in ancient China on the blue planet of the Milky Way: 'To win a person's heart, first win their stomach!'"
"Look, our little prince isn't divorcing our little darling anymore. Our little darling has won him over through his stomach. It's the same principle: food and sex are human nature. When people are well-fed and clothed, they think of lust!"
"If you want our little prince and our little darling to be happy and content together, then our technical skills definitely need to be improved!"
"What if we just figure it out by trial and error without any outside help, and we hurt our little darling? What if our little darling gets so hurt that she gives up and refuses to continue?"
“So…” Bo Jichen glanced furtively at his darling. The anger in his darling’s dark eyes subsided slightly, and he, who had been so bold and confident, suddenly became aggrieved, his voice dropping 18 degrees: “So, as soon as I heard my darling say that His Highness had taken our little cutie over there to train him, I went online to search for these hidden yellow tidbits!”
"Honey, I really didn't look at it, I really don't understand. I only searched for it for our little prince, for your little cutie, Sisi!"
His Majesty the Emperor narrowed his eyes and stared at Bo Jichen for a moment: "Alright, I'll believe you this once. Now, in front of me, send a copy of this so-called Classic 24 Styles to Agares."
Bo Jichen was overjoyed and immediately forwarded the 24 classic poses he had collected to his little prince. After sending them, he raised his head and proudly showed off to his darling: "Darling, I've sent them and deleted the negatives too!"
His Majesty the Emperor stretched out his hand and laid it out towards Bo Jichen: "Hand over your personal terminal. I need to inspect it. If I find any other lewd material inside, my lord, for the next 10 days, you will patrol and stand guard for me every night without sleeping!"
Bo Jichen: "..."
Agares, still soaked in his combat uniform and taking a cold shower, leaned against the wall, his eyelids lowered to conceal the turbulent undercurrents in his dark eyes, his thin lips pressed tightly together, exuding a cold and abstinent air.
The heat on his body was dissipated by the cold water. He casually ran his hand through his extremely short hair, the water on his face. Just as he unbuttoned and took off his combat uniform shirt, his personal terminal suddenly rang.
The drop-proof, waterproof, and fireproof light computer was brighter than usual after being rinsed with cold water. Agares casually turned on the light computer, and a series of images and text were projected onto it.
Upon seeing this, Agares' pupils constricted, his fingers trembled, and he hurriedly turned off his personal terminal. The fever, which had been brought down by the cold water, surged back up, burning even more fiercely than before...
"Wow, come on! Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Attack his lower body!" Jiang Si sat cross-legged in the middle of the training field, opening a durian with her bare hands. The aroma of the durian filled the air.
I like the smell, mmm, it smells nice, it's fragrant!
Those who dislike the smell vomited even before being treated.
Jiang Si happily munched on the durian while shouting.
The person who vomited from the smell of durian was not spared either; he was punched and left with a bruised and swollen face.
The people who were attacked and the people who attacked them were divided into two sides: one side was the group of Qianxi, Sizhang, Leia, and others who were later tricked, and the other side was the group of Chuxi who tricked them.
The two sides were roughly equal in number, with officers ranging from major generals to senior colonels, lieutenant colonels, and privates. None of them were pushovers, and they were all putting in their best effort to beat each other.
They fought for an hour, each of them bruised and battered, their faces swollen and bruised. Realizing that continuing the fight was not a solution, they looked at each other and saw the word "truce" in each other's eyes.
Out of tacit understanding as colleagues, they called a truce. The nearly 2,000 men sat down in layers around the head coach's wife on the training field, pleading, "Madam, we're just colleagues who can't bring ourselves to do it. Look at us, we've already gone this far, can we just let it go?"
"Yes, madam, look, the brothers have even resorted to criminal law and marriage law to prevent their commander from having an affair. Please forgive us this time!"
"Madam, you are so beautiful, so charming, and so capable, please don't hold it against us. Please coax the commander and let us off this time."
"Yes, yes, Madam, please forgive us this time, considering we're all your biggest fans!"
Jiang Si swallowed the last bite of durian, took out a towel from her spatial storage to wipe her hands, then stood up and said in a clear voice, "Okay!"
Upon hearing this, everyone was overjoyed and shouted, "Long live the Madam! Long live the Madam!"
Amidst shouts, Jiang Si broke off a piece of willow branch, rolled her waist-length hair into a small bun, stuck half of the willow branch into her hair to secure the bun, then pulled out the willow branch and snapped it against the ground, creating a crack in the hard training ground.
The loud cheers abruptly stopped. The people sitting on the ground, terrified, huddled together, their voices trembling as they weakly asked, "Madam, didn't you say you were going to coax the commander to spare us? What are you doing?"
Jiang Si grinned, revealing her neat, white teeth, looking both innocent and alluring: "What am I doing? What else could I be doing? Of course, I'm beating you all up to make my husband happy!"
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