"My husband is so big, he can't handle it?" Jiang Si, who was leaning against the headboard, suddenly sat up, staring at Bo Jichen on the screen, sweat dripping down his face: "You scoundrel, are you kidding me?"
Bo Jichen wiped the sweat from his face and pointed at himself, crying out that he was wronged: "I'm teasing you? This concerns the reputation of our young prince and the honor of the royal family. What benefit would I get from teasing you?"
"No good for you?" Jiang Si snorted, looking as if she had seen right through him: "You dog, I know exactly what you're up to."
"That's a low-level reverse psychology tactic. It's telling me that my big husband isn't good enough, and that I should take the initiative to seduce him, to entice him, and to sleep with him!"
Bo Jichen: "..."
These days, it's so hard to tell the truth, why doesn't my adopted daughter believe me?
Is he really that much of a jerk usually?
So the dog's daughter misunderstood him like that?
Jiang Si looked at his speechless expression, like a victorious rooster, chin held high, nostrils pointing to the sky as she stared at Bo Jichen: "Speechless now, you scoundrel, full of bad intentions. I won't fall for your tricks. Just give up on that idea!"
Bo Jichen raised his wrist, which was equipped with a personal terminal, and clicked on it: "I have nothing to say. I'll use facts to show you. I've sent you your husband's medical examination report from head to toe!"
Did you send over my cheap husband's medical examination report?
Would it really be wrong to let my husband have an easy time?
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow; a message had arrived.
She opened the message and checked her cheap husband's medical examination report.
Bo Jichen's voice came: "Daughter, I'm really not trying to discredit my little prince. Think about yourself, slim waist, long legs, big breasts, perky butt, and a pretty, smooth face. You're wearing a sexy little tank top and nothing underneath!"
"Does your husband ever touch you? No, you've slept in his bed several times, and he hasn't touched you once. Isn't that enough to prove he's impotent?"
He didn't want to say that his wayward disciple was no good.
He was thinking of his wayward disciple and hoped that the disciple could learn some experience.
I sent him my treasured 24 classic moves.
Later, he collected other erotic content, erotic scenes, erotic stories, and photos of his own lover, all of which were dug up by his lover.
My darling is angry.
That's not the point. The point is that he's almost managed to appease his sweetheart.
The wicked disciple sent a message to his beloved, instantly reverting him to his original form.
That's excessive.
That's too much.
We must retaliate and teach that wicked disciple a lesson about the difference between a teacher and a student!
The cheap husband's full medical report, detailed to what kind of injuries he had suffered in the past 10 years, how long he had been lying in the treatment pod, how many hairs were on his magnificent body, and the size of the key parts.
Jiang Si coughed dryly, her lips twitching, her face flushed, and she lifted her eyelids: "You scoundrel, are medical reports this alarming these days?"
"What do you mean by fierce, girl? I suddenly realized you're not good either. Look how red your face is!" Bo Jichen shook his head, and the green heart hanging under the little ponytail at the back of his head swayed. Under the sunlight, the green ginger heart was flustered.
She said, "I'm not blushing, I'm just ignorant. I never imagined that a marshal and prince would not only have to strip naked for a physical examination, but also have to pose for photos, and have every part of his body examined so meticulously!"
The ancient Chinese world didn't do things like that, did it?
At least they'll blur it out.
The interstellar era is incredibly powerful.
Isn't it normal for this old-fashioned woman, who only has theories and no practical experience from 3000 years ago, to blush when she sees her cheap husband talking about every little detail, including size and shape?
“Others may not need it, but your husband does!” Bo Jichen explained, “Your husband is an imperial prince and marshal. His physical and mental health is crucial to the stability of the empire and to deterring other countries!”
“He gets a full-body checkup every three months, which is a quarterly total. This is from the last quarter. He hasn’t had his checkup for the latest quarter yet. If you want it, you can ask Chu Xi for it. He’s a big fan of yours, and he’ll give it to you every time you ask!”
Jiang Si snapped the phone shut, stared straight at Bo Jichen, and said in a cool voice, "Alright, you gave me my husband's medical report, and then told me he's impotent. Tell me, what's your purpose?"
Bo Jichen grinned, revealing his white teeth. "Would you believe me if I said I had no ulterior motives?"
Jiang Si rolled her eyes at him: "Guess whether I believe it or not, it seems that the marriage law stipulates that if a couple's sex life is not harmonious and one party is unable to perform, they can also get a divorce. You're not telling me this so that I can divorce your little prince, are you?"
Bo Jichen's smile froze. This fragile, hapless little darling always managed to grasp the crux of the matter. Knowing that they least wanted her to divorce the young prince, she used this to threaten him: "Fine, to tell you the truth, I was shocked when I saw the young prince's medical report. I want you to try and see if he's any good."
Jiang Si clicked her tongue: "You bastard, I knew it. You're planning to make sure I'm completely faking it and can't get a divorce?"
"I now seriously doubt whether you've actually filed a divorce agreement between me and him. By the way, the three-month deadline is almost up, right? Let me check!"
It was a fake agreement from the start.
She immediately gave herself away.
Bo Jichen raised his voice, preemptively striking, cursing and invoking His Majesty the Emperor: "Jiang Si, you scumbag woman, you seduced our little prince, slept in his bed, covered yourself with his blanket, and now you want to shirk responsibility?"
"How could someone as consistent as me have a daughter like you? You've disappointed me greatly, and you've disappointed your Emperor brother as well!"
“Let me tell you, your brother, His Majesty, doesn’t know that Agares is impotent. He only has one younger brother, and he dotes on you like the apple of his eye. If he knew that Agares was impotent, and that you wouldn’t even touch him, how heartbroken he would be…”
Jiang Si coldly interrupted Bo Jichen: "Shut up!"
Bo Jichen's purple eyes flashed, and his voice stopped abruptly as he stared at the drafty little cotton-padded jacket through the screen.
Jiang Si narrowed her eyes, then changed the subject: "You're covered in sweat and breathing so heavily, what did Agares do to you?"
Bo Jichen's expression stiffened: "Can we skip this question?"
Jiang Si spread her hands and retorted, "Then I won't bother trying to see if Agares is any good!"
Bo Jichen reached out and scratched the tip of his nose, his handsome face filled with humiliation as he said, "Fine, my wicked disciple, your husband, used his privileges as a prince and the title of the Emperor's younger brother to send a message to His Majesty the Emperor, saying that I need bone-setting!"
"So, an hour and 20 minutes ago, His Majesty the Emperor issued an order for 200,000 Imperial Guards to pick me one-on-one. I can only rest for 10 minutes after every 1,000 people have been picked!"
"The time it took me to call you was equivalent to me calling 2000 people and saving up for 20 minutes. Do you know how hard that was for me?!"
My cheap husband is so awesome.
Your Majesty is awesome, you're amazing!
Jiang Si laughed, her clear voice blurting out, "You've had a tough time. Now that you're back to your original form, with your sheer size, not to mention 200,000 people, even 2 million wouldn't be a match for you!"
Bo Jichen snorted and didn't respond to his adopted daughter's words: "Daughter, don't sleep now. Daddy bought you a sexy little dress. It should have arrived by now. Go get it, remember to wear it, and seduce your husband properly. Let's see if he can handle it. Goodbye!"
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com