The deafening laughter and the sound of slamming tables seemed to threaten to lift the roof off.
Yuan Yigun looked completely bewildered. The bamboo shoot he was holding with his chopsticks fell into the soup bowl, and the soup almost splashed on him. He asked Bai Shaoqing in a low voice, "Little bastard Shaoqing, what are they laughing at?"
Bai Shaoqing's delicate face showed a look of bewilderment and innocence: "I don't know either."
Yuan Yigun turned his gaze to Prince Agares, who had a cold and stern face. Without changing his expression, he picked up the serving chopsticks and placed a piece of food on Emperor Troya's plate, reminding him, "Your Majesty, please eat."
Seeing Jiang Jiang and the other two laughing loudly and unrestrainedly, Lei Luo looked away, picked up the serving chopsticks beside him, and gave half of the dish and soup that Jiang Jiang had given him to Agares.
Still lost in laughter, Jiang Si, who was laughing so hard she was almost falling over, didn't see that His Majesty had given half of the Three-Whip Soup and stir-fried whipped meat to Agares, this single dog.
Seeing that Zhongyun, Zuo Jin, and You Yu were still standing, Agares reminded them, "Lieutenant Zhongyun, please don't stand on ceremony, the teacher has left."
His Highness Agares implied that their general had left, and they could eat to their heart's content without fear of threats from their own general.
Zhongyun, Zuojin, and Youyu, with perfect tacit understanding, raised their hands and saluted their Emperor and Marshal with a loud clap, responded with a strong voice, slowly sat down, and, imitating their Emperor and Marshal, ignored the Princess Consort and their mothers' loud laughter, and began to pick up their chopsticks and eat.
The three of them found it funnier and funnier, and couldn't stop laughing. Finally, Yuan Yi finished eating the stewed bamboo shoots and leafy greens, munched on an apple, and peeled a lychee. Then, he innocently reminded them, "Mu Bei's mom, Fei Fei's mom, are you going to wash the dishes after you finish laughing?"
Si Mubei and Yu Feifei's laughter stopped abruptly. They wiped away the tears that had come out of their laughter in unison and looked at the large round table.
Seeing that their laughter had stopped, Yuan Yigun delivered a timely blow to Si Mubei: "Mubei, Jiang Jiang has me hiding food for her, and Fei Fei has Shao Qing, the little bastard, hiding food for her. What do you have?"
Jiang Si's laughter had already stopped.
Hearing Yuan Yigun's poignant words, he chuckled. After laughing, he coughed lightly and said earnestly, "Yeah, Mu Bei, it seems like no one's putting food on your plate. Aren't you going to starve?"
Si Mubei felt as if he had been stabbed twice, once by his adopted daughter and once by his adopted son!
He then looked around and noticed that her adopted daughter had her bowl and plate piled high with food.
His unreliable and scumbag colleague, Yu Feifei, had just as much food in her plate and bowl as her adopted daughter. Most importantly, Bai Shaoqing was like a little squirrel, picking up food for her and giving her a sweet smile with each bite.
fall!
We agreed to chase away the dog boss together and laugh at him together.
Why are we feeding him dog food?
What grudge?
What grievance?
Why insult him like this?
Si Mubei rolled up his sleeves in anger…
Uh... I missed it; the dress he was wearing today had no sleeves.
He considered himself elegant, generous, noble and beautiful. He picked up his chopsticks and said to Lei Luos with exceptional politeness, "Your Majesty, my dear Jiang Jiang, I apologize for my rudeness."
Relos, who was slowly chewing his food, paused: "..."
After Si Mubei finished speaking, he activated the battle mode of "Wind and Clouds Rise, Thunder and Rain Pass By, and Everything Is Looted".
Jiang Si, unfazed, called out to the dumbfounded Zhong Yun and the others, "Lieutenant Zhong Yun, hurry up, or I'll have finished eating."
Their eyes immediately turned to His Majesty.
Relos nodded toward their foreheads.
The three of them didn't stand on ceremony, rolled up their sleeves, opened their mouths wide, and joined in the fight with Si Mubei for food. Even though Yu Feifei already had food in her bowl and on the plate, she wasn't willing to fall behind.
Needless to say, ginger shreds were also a must. Seeing that His Majesty's bowl and plate were empty, they quickly and accurately served him food.
The dinner table was bustling with activity.
Jiang Si couldn't finish the food in her bowl and dish, and adhering to the principle of not wasting food, she casually gave it to Agares, her voice crisp and clear, with a hint of coquettishness that she herself didn't realize: "I can't finish it, here you go."
Agares naturally hummed in agreement, his handsome face cold, his back ramrod straight, as he finished off the leftovers his wife had eaten.
"I'm so full!" Si Mubei slumped in his chair, touching his belly which looked like he was three months pregnant, and sighed, "It's so good to have children. No wonder people raise children to prepare for old age. The ancients were right."
Yuan Yi, the adopted son: "..."
It turns out that the reason I'm so loved by my parents is because of my financial ability; I can support them.
The Zerg emperor isn't as rich as him, his parents don't like him, but his money power is truly amazing!
Jiang Si stood up, ran into the kitchen, mixed a sweet and sour fruit tea, and brought out a cup for each person.
After finishing his fruit tea, Relos got up to take his leave, without anyone else seeing him off, except for Agares and Jiang Si who saw him out the door.
Jiang Si and Lei Luo walked in front, while Agares walked behind.
Zhongyun and the other two were behind His Highness Agares.
"Your Majesty, here's some deer blood wine for you." Jiang Si took out the deer blood wine from her spatial storage and whispered, "It nourishes your yang and kidneys. You can use it. You can have a little sip every day."
Leilos paused, his steps faltering slightly: "Little Sisi, you..."
Your Majesty is shy.
Oh, Jiang Si suddenly remembered that His Majesty didn't know that she already knew the Empress was Bo Jichen, and that Bo Jichen was the Empress.
His Majesty is easily embarrassed; I can't embarrass him.
Jiang Si smiled innocently at him: "Food and sex are human nature. Every man needs to replenish them. Besides, His Majesty's genes are broken and his mental strength is unstable. Although these are for nourishing yang and tonifying the kidneys, I added other things here to nourish his mental strength and consolidate his genes."
"Thank you, Little Sisi." Leilos reached out and took the deer blood wine, which felt hot to his touch even though it was cold.
"And these too." Jiang Si took out some tiger penis wine from her spatial storage and stir-fried the extra packaged penises: "Here you go."
A large food container was handed to him.
Leilos put the deer blood wine into his spatial storage, took the food container, and just as he put it in, two large baskets filled with all sorts of fruits were handed over.
The fruit emitted a fragrant aroma, carrying a faint spiritual energy. Leilos chuckled, "You know, growing these strange and wonderful fruits takes a lot of spiritual energy. If you give them all to me, what will happen if your spiritual energy goes berserk? Listen to me, keep them for yourself."
Jiang Si chuckled and shoved the basket into His Majesty's hands, urging him in a crisp voice, "Your Majesty, have you forgotten? I'm a healer. These are the ones I grew. Hurry up and put them into your spatial storage."
Leilos, his hands stuffed full, chided, "Even the most powerful healer has trouble healing himself. If you feel unwell in your mental state or body later, remember to notify the Royal Healing Team immediately."
Jiang Si nodded: "I know, I know, Your Majesty has become such a nag."
Leilos put the fruit and food box into his spatial storage, then tapped Jiang Si on the forehead: "I'm a little nag, and you're a tiny little nag. Alright, stop seeing me off, go back and get some sleep."
Jiang Si was tapped on the forehead. She pretended to flinch and touched her forehead, then stopped walking. "Okay, Your Majesty, go back and get some sleep."
Relos gave a soft "hmm," turned around to look at Agares behind him, and called out, "Agares, I'm going back."
"Your Majesty, please wait a moment." Agares stopped Relos, strode forward, and stood before him.
Relos asked, "What's wrong? Are you coming back to the palace with me?"
Agares stopped in front of him and respectfully replied to His Majesty the Emperor: "I'm not going back. I'm Jiang Jiang's bodyguard now."
Relos raised an eyebrow: "Then what do you call me...?"
Agares took a box out of his spatial storage and handed it over: "Your Majesty, this is a gift for your teacher's wife."
Relos's dark pupils narrowed. "Agares...you...you..."
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