Jiang Si, still leaning on the stage, said, "His Majesty is testing how accepting Agares is. In other words, His Majesty wants to legitimize you?"
Bo Jichen rolled his purple eyes: "My marriage to His Majesty was legal from the start. We were legally married, we had a certificate, we've always been legally married."
"We're not like you. You didn't sleep when you had the certificate, but now you're anxiously waiting for it!"
Jiang Si opened her mouth and warned, "That hurts, buddy. If you keep rubbing salt into my wounds like this, I'm going to beat you up."
Bo Jichen gave a haughty snort: "You were the one who hurt me first, the one who doubted the legitimacy of my relationship with my darling. Is it my fault?"
Jiang Si pulled her hand away, shaking the ginger egg in her hand: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, it's my fault for not expressing myself clearly. What I meant was that I, your cute, handsome, rich, and powerful Emperor brother, want you to be legalized in your original form. Do you understand what I mean?"
Bo Jichen narrowed his eyes, pushed himself up with his hand, jumped onto the table, and sat down casually, stretching his legs: "Understood."
Jiang Si sat on a high stool in a rather peculiar position, where she could see Bo Gouzei's leg hair. To prevent his leg hair from being an eyesore, Jiang Si tugged at his skirt: "Mind your image. I do have theoretical knowledge, but your current posture makes me easily imagine your 2.8-meter-long legs wrapping around His Majesty's waist."
Bo Jichen's lips twitched, and she flicked her skirt to cover her legs, revealing not a trace of her cleavage: "Imagining things is a disease. I'll send you a red envelope later, you should go get it treated."
Ginger shreds: "..."
These days, those who are inferior always claim to be superior.
Those in positions of power will indulge those in power without limit in order to appease them.
Just by looking at Cheap Daddy's expression, there's no need to guess; he's definitely a submissive, a submissive, a submissive, and the kind of submissive who's the one who "moves" on his own.
After imagining it, Jiang Si chuckled lewdly: "Hey bastard, do you think my analysis makes sense? Has His Majesty been acting strangely lately?"
Bo Jichen reached out and touched his smooth chin, pondering for a moment: "Speaking of His Majesty's recent abnormal behavior, he won't let me go to bed with him, won't let me hug him, won't let me kiss him."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Wow, wow, wow!
Is Your Majesty's brother really this explosive?
They wouldn't even let that scoundrel into bed. I wonder if they made him sleep on durians or kneel on a washboard?
Jiang Si's eyes gleamed with predatory intent: "Your Majesty won't let you go to bed, won't let you hug, won't let you hold, won't let you kiss. This is absolutely abnormal. Abnormalities must be suspicious. What else? What else? What other abnormal things are there?"
Bo Jichen frowned deeply: "What else is unusual? My darling made me look up the Criminal Law and the Marriage Law. Yes, my darling made me look up the Criminal Law and the Marriage Law again. I find it strange and I'm puzzled. Things imprinted in the brain are not easy to erase. Why does he want me to review the old to learn the new?"
Jiang Si slammed her hand on the table: "I understand."
Bo Jichen was taken aback: "What do you understand?"
Jiang Si stood up and leaned closer to Bo Jichen, who was sitting on the table: "It seems that the Troya Empire does not have a same-sex marriage law. His Majesty asked you to review the criminal law and marriage law. Is it because you want to legalize same-sex marriage and propose a bill in your capacity as the executive officer of the Imperial Central Supreme Court?"
"Then, through a roundabout approach, you and him will engage in legal proceedings, paving the way for your exposure to the public?"
Bo Jichen let out a sound of surprise, staring blankly at the cheap, drafty eldest daughter, and reached out to pat her head: "I have to say, your reminder has made me think of the hidden laws in the Marriage Law. I'll go take a look later."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Invisibility method?
Did they take advantage of her ignorance of the law and stop explaining halfway through?
"Tell me about it, what is this invisibility method?" Jiang Si asked, wagging her tail and swinging her legs like a curious cat, her whole body brimming with curiosity.
Bo Jichen jumped off the platform: "I can talk to you. Come on, we don't need to cook too many dishes today, nine dishes and a soup will do!"
Jiang Si sneered, "I'll give you scrambled eggs with chives, that's ten dishes in total."
Bo Jichen: "..."
Chives... stir-fried eggs with nine kinds of vegetables?
Okay, there are indeed 10 dishes.
“I knew I couldn’t get you to come.” Bo Jichen tapped his personal terminal: “Luckily, I was prepared.”
Jiang Si looked at him curiously. He was prepared all along. What could he have prepared?
After Bo Jichen finished using the personal terminal, he ran to the stove and lifted the pot lid.
The aroma of chicken stewed in durian shells is irresistible.
Jiang Si weighed Jiang Dandan in her hand and walked over, only to find that a pot of durian stewed chicken was already ready: "This is all you've got?"
Bo Jichen grinned, revealing his white teeth: "How could that be? Just wait."
After he finished speaking, he ran out, leaving his little egg and ginger in the palace's small kitchen.
Twenty minutes passed.
Bo Jichen returned, took out a large food storage container from his spatial storage, placed it on the table, took out a pretty plate, and opened the large food storage container.
Seeing this, Jiang Si scolded, "Honey, you're shameless to order takeout?"
Bo Jichen took out the packaged food from the large food container and put it onto the pretty plate while laughing, "How can this be called shameless? I call it making good use of resources. Besides, we won so much money today, so we should spend it."
The steaming hot dish, placed upside down on the plate, didn't look very appealing.
Jiang Si, facing this shameless bastard, uttered a soul-searching question: "Can't you cook? There are cooks in the palace, why do you have to go outside to call one?"
Bo Jichen placed the nine dishes upside down on a plate and wiped the edge of the plate with a towel: "The palace has chefs. The things they made before were barely edible, but now we're basically making them for you based on your videos."
"It's completely different from what you make, so I won't let them show off in front of Qinqin and Agares. After all, they eat your cooking all the time."
"Of course, none of the above is the most important thing. The most important thing is that I want to tell you, don't underestimate these 9 dishes. These 9 not-so-great dishes actually cost me 100,000 star coins."
Jiang Si's eyes widened involuntarily. She stuck out her index finger, dipped it in the sauce of a dish in front of her, and took a sip. "Ptooey, ptooey, this is the taste? And it's worth 100,000 star coins? Is this robbery?"
It was absolutely awful, tough and astringent.
Bo Jichen wiped the rim of the plate, put the lid on the plate, beckoned a maid to take out all nine dishes and one soup, and then said, "Yes, I just wanted to tell you that these restaurants that make natural food are just blatant robbery."
Jiang Si's clear black and white eyes darted around as she asked with an air of certainty, "No, you're not telling me they're blatantly robbing, you're telling me that if others can blatantly rob like this, I can rob too. You want me to open a restaurant."
Bo Jichen grabbed his adopted daughter by the neck and pulled her into his arms: "Now that you've found out, I won't hide it anymore. How about we open a restaurant together? 40/60 split, you get 60% and I get 40%. I'll try my best to get you tax compensation in the early stages, so you can make money faster than they do."
People say that no one gets up early for nothing, and that not only is their heart black but their guts are black too. However, opening a restaurant is not bad. She had thought about it before, but had not yet put it into action.
The scoundrel Bo has delivered himself to her doorstep. Letting him handle the initial tasks will save her a lot of trouble, which fits her criteria for being a lazy bum.
Jiang Si struggled out of his arms and shoved Jiang Dandan into his arms, but Jiang Dandan bounced back as if she had seen a ghost.
Jiang Si was stunned for a moment, then bounced back at Jiang Dandan: "You scoundrel, you don't seem like someone who's short of money, so why do you earn so much money?"
Bo Jichen led her out of the kitchen, transforming into a powerful and aloof woman with an aura of 2.8 meters: "I personally am not short of money. I can live on 100 star coins for a month, but the annual military expenses, research and development expenses, and manufacturing expenses add up to trillions."
"We also need to maintain the rights of ordinary people, their minimum living standards, the national pension system, the medical system, raising children, and suppressing the Presbyterian Church and the National Assembly. All of this requires money."
"My darling is the emperor of the Troia Empire, a powerful emperor, not a figurehead, so... he has to worry about this money. And if he does, I have to find a way to raise the funds."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Si had a sudden inspiration: "According to you, Agares's mining planet, mecha research institute, all sorts of real estate, and the money in his bank account, were all part of your business dealings with him?"
Bo Jichen grinned and said, "I can't say that I gave it to him. I can only say that I took his principal, went out and had some fun, and luckily made some money. After returning his principal, I gave it to him proportionally."
"To tell you the truth, he actually had more zeros in his account, but in order to reduce His Majesty's burden, he personally covered the subsidies and salaries of 500,000 people in the Cole Star Extraterrestrial Corps and the main combat corps."
According to the scoundrel, after retiring from his post as the garrison commander of Kor Star, he moved into the palace, became a cross-dressing master, and became the Empress of the Empire. In addition to passing the examination to become the executive officer of the Imperial Central Supreme Court, he also went out to do business.
The shares, land, and mining planets that Agares owned were all earned by him and distributed to Agares proportionally.
My goodness.
Jiang Si sighed, "That scoundrel is indeed a scoundrel."
She is equally at home in formal settings and in the kitchen.
She can be cute and silly.
She could be a general, and she could also play an empress.
It can be either top or bottom, attack or defense.
“No, if he gives me all his possessions now, how will he support himself in the future?” Jiang Si asked, her voice trembling with a sense of profound unease.
Bo Jichen was taken aback, then gave a thumbs up: "Good question. I've been thinking about this too, but... the previous star military product, the washboard, and the wild leeks and Cistanche deserticola, which are special products of Keer Star, are probably enough to sustain him."
"Of course, there is another possibility."
Ginger Shreds: "What's possible?"
Bo Jichen turned to the side and looked her up and down: "It's you. You're a walking, talking star right now."
"I see how happy Agares is to be your bodyguard. I reckon that as long as the Zerg and the Empire sign a peace treaty and agree not to invade each other, he'll be settling down and living off you."
Jiang Si jumped up immediately: "I'm already divorced from him, why should he live off me?"
Bo Jichen blinked and coolly reminded his adopted daughter, "Why should he live off you? Have you forgotten your own abilities, little girl?"
"Someone like you, if one day your disguise suddenly bursts, the orcs, the merfolk, the Fourth Civilization, the Federation, the Zerg, all will want to have you in their grasp and take you back."
"You are indeed good at fighting, but you can't fight against four people by yourself. You can protect the front, but not the left, and you can protect the left, but not the right."
"At this time, you should know how important my prodigal disciple, your predecessor, is. After all, the Troia Empire has been as solid as a rock for the past ten years, and no neighboring country has been able to shake it, because of your predecessor, my prodigal disciple's tough attitude of taking action without saying a word."
Jiang Si shuddered. She had so many aliases, hidden aliases. No matter which one was exposed, it would be much more serious than the scoundrel's aliases.
In particular, it can promote the growth of plants without soil, with a growth rate of 100%.
Seeing his precious daughter looking dejected, Bo Jichen reached out and patted her head to comfort her, saying, "Your ex, my wicked disciple, becoming your bodyguard was a result of your discussion with His Majesty. Don't be unhappy just because he's living off you a little."
"Come on, smile! We're almost at the Empress's Palace. Don't let His Majesty and Agares see you looking sullen; they might think I've bullied you."
Jiang Si forced a smile. No matter how Bo Jichen tried to tease her, she remained silent. It wasn't that she didn't want to talk; it was that everything Bo Jichen said reminded her of something.
Remind her that if she doesn't want to be a couch potato, she has to make herself strong, otherwise she should just stay in her shell and not move.
So she pondered how to be a "couch potato" while simultaneously making herself strong, avoiding risks, and placing herself in a safe zone.
They waited until they reached the Empress.
Nine dishes and a soup were laid out on the small table.
Jiang Si was still thinking at the dinner table, which caused Agares to turn his gaze from her to the Queen.
Bo Jichen tensed up at his gaze and was about to speak.
With a "smack!", Jiang Si slammed her hand on the table, her eyes shining as she looked at Bo Jichen and called out to Lei Luosi, "Your Majesty, where's my daddy? Isn't today a family reunion? What would it be like without him?"
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