The enthusiastic discussion among the fans reminded Jiang Si of Jiang Dandan. If he were to hatch and become a human, wouldn't he be a naturally born baby?
Jiang Si chuckled and said to the star friend who was about to perform swallowing excrement, "I'll remember you, the one who's going to perform swallowing excrement."
"I have a feeling that you might actually swallow shit in the near future. Everyone remember his IP. If he doesn't livestream himself swallowing shit for us, we'll skin him alive, stomp his head on the ground, and make him kneel down and sing 'Conquer'."
As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking.
The live stream chat exploded again: "Ahhh, what does Jiang Jiang baby mean by this? Did your good friend, the level 7 plant healer, tell you that someone can get pregnant and give birth to a natural baby without going through the fertility bank?"
“Jiang Jiang, do you know something? Sharing is caring, so tell everyone so we can all protect that girl who can get pregnant and give birth naturally.”
"Jiang Jiang, my darling, tell me quickly, tell me quickly, don't keep us wondering and speculating."
"What are you speculating about? Go check the fertility database and see who has a fertility score over 50. I remember a study showed that if both the man and woman have a fertility score over 50, the chances of having a baby through natural childbirth are very high."
Ginger shreds: "..."
She thought about Jiang Dandan for a moment.
I didn't expect so many fans to be so enthusiastic.
It seems that regardless of whether Jiang Dandan is a human or a mythical beast in the future, the public's acceptance level should be good.
So Bo Jichen gave His Majesty an heir, and they were just waiting for this heir to hatch and become an adult, which would then set the entire empire ablaze.
"Alright, alright, my dear friends, let's get back to the point. What kind of Valentine's Day is it without flowers?" Jiang Si held up two leaves, one red and one blue, and shook them in the live stream video: "Now, we're going to make straw roses, everyone watch closely."
Fans: "!!!!"
What exactly is a straw-woven rose?
How does my little Jiang Jiang know so many strange and wonderful things?
After Jiang Si finished speaking, she deftly folded two slender leaves, one red and one blue. In a moment, a fiery red rose appeared in her hand: "The beautiful rose is folded. Let's add two green leaves to it. We can use whatever we have on hand. Just cut them with scissors and stick them in."
The folded red rose was presented to the live stream by Jiang Si from every angle: "Red roses are a symbol of love, representing my love for you, passionate love, and ardent romance. On Valentine's Day, sending a beautiful red rose means I love you."
"Of course, you can also give three. Three red roses also mean I love you. Nine red roses represent my love for you and my desire to be with you forever."
Fans commented: "What beautiful flowers! I never knew that red and blue leaves could be folded into such beautiful flowers with such a lovely meaning. My dear Jiang Jiang, I'd like to ask for a red rose."
“My dear Jiang Jiang, I’m having trouble figuring out what to say to my girlfriend. This red rose is perfect, I’d like one.”
"I am your sister-in-law" donated a million yuan in the live broadcast room, and then a barrage of comments appeared in big, bold and red: "Ahhh, the Capital Star Guardian Joint Hunter Legion Logistics Military Industry Derivative Products Department is selling straw roses. One rose is 199, three are 599, and nine are 999. You guys chat here slowly, I'm going to grab some straw roses to give to my dear husband."
The comment "I am your sister-in-law" instantly attracted the attention of many fans, who quickly left the live stream and logged into the Hunter Legion Logistics Product Department to take a look.
Goodness.
The Hunter Legion's logistics department shop has new arrivals: straw roses in six colors: green, yellow, red, purple, blue, and black.
Each color of straw-woven rose exudes its unique charm.
There was also a large bouquet of straw roses, tied with pretty wrapping paper and ribbons, as if beckoning to lovers, "Take me home, take me home."
Da Jiang, who was mocking Su Yeshan, the owner of the Red and Blue shop, saw Jiang Jiang Baby's live stream online. A simple Red and Blue shop woven straw rose could sell for 199 star coins, which was simply robbery.
His eyes were red with jealousy, and he said to Su Yeshan with a vicious sarcasm, "Su Yeshan, how much money can you make here under the scorching sun, cutting red and blue roses? Jiang Jiang, who is currently very popular on the internet, sells a single red and blue straw rose for 199 star coins."
Su Yeshan stopped tidying up, looked up at him, and then quickly opened his personal terminal.
Their whole family are fans of Jiang Jiang Baby, and they've always dreamed that one day their things will catch Jiang Jiang Baby's eye and become popular throughout the entire empire, just like in Jiang Jiang Baby's live streams, so that their family will never have to worry about food and drink again.
Unexpectedly, their fantasy came true. The red and blue flowers they had cut were now being transformed into fiery red roses by Jiang Jiang Baby for sale.
Su Yeshan was overwhelmed with excitement, his dark face flushed red. This was truly like winning the lottery, leaving him so excited he didn't know what to do.
Ya Hai saw that his friend and partner, who had gone hunting for strange beasts in the mountains with him, were blushing and their faces were as red as if a colorful plate had been overturned. He thought that Da Jiang had provoked his friend.
Holding a sickle, he shouted at Dajiang, "Go away, what does Yeshan do have to do with you? Whether he makes money or not is his business. Why are you worrying about it?"
Da Jiang snorted: "Ya Hai, you too, busying yourself with Ye Shan here, how much money do you think you can make? How much money will Ye Shan give you?"
“His online shop sells 100 red and blue thorns for only 10 star coins. Even if you cut down all the red and blue thorns in the mountains, it will be a waste of time.”
The excited Su Yeshan snapped out of his daze, picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it at Dajiang: "Get lost! A grown man like a gossipy woman, when will you stop?"
The stone landed at Dajiang's feet, sending him stumbling backward: "I'm telling the truth, honest advice is hard to swallow. Look at you poor wretches, always thinking you'll get rich, get rich my ass..."
"Say it again." Su Yeshan grabbed a sickle and charged at Dajiang. Dajiang took off running faster than a rabbit and disappeared in a flash.
Ya Hai walked to Su Yeshan's side and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't take him seriously. He's just jealous. He's jealous that you can sell 100 Red and Blue Roots for 10 Star Coins."
Su Yeshan took a deep breath, turned around and said to Ya Hai, "I'm fine. I have something to announce."
Ya Hai was puzzled, but then he saw Su Yeshan call over his parents, wife and son, as well as his own parents and wife.
Several people gathered around, looking at him.
Su Yeshan suppressed his excitement and took a few deep breaths before saying, "I have some good news for everyone. The person who bought our 'See Red and Blue' account is none other than Jiang Jiang Baby, the owner of the currently popular live-streaming account 'Zombie Is Not a Corpse,' where you can only see hands but not faces."
Upon hearing this, the group exclaimed in unison, "What? Is it true? Yeshan, you're not lying to us, are you?"
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