"grass…"
Shu Xubai cursed, pulled the snow-white arm across his neck, rolled off the bed, and hurriedly explained to Jiang Si, "You stinky zombie, it's not what you think, don't misunderstand."
Jiang Si clicked her tongue through the screen: "What kind of damn scumbag quotes are these? We're not that close yet, how could I possibly misunderstand?"
That damned old codger, although he's as white as if he's been dead for decades, there's no denying that although he looks thin, he's actually quite muscular.
Of course, compared to Agares, Agares's physique is not just a tiny bit inferior, it's like the difference between a sun and a moon; the two are completely incomparable.
Bye-bye~~
Jiufeng's voice was hoarse as she was pulled awake, and she called out to Shu Xubai in a sticky voice. Her snow-white arms reached out to hug him again, and her body moved closer to him.
As if stung by a bee, Shu Xubai jumped off the bed instantly, his imposing body exposed to Jiang Si from head to toe, inside and out.
Jiang Si opened her mouth slightly, gasped, and was about to scream when her computer screen went black.
She patted the black screen of the personal computer and muttered to herself, "Damn old geezer, if you're so capable of sleeping naked, then you should be capable of showing it to others. What's the point of cutting off the personal computer?"
"No, he wasn't sleeping naked, he was doing unspeakable things with the chicks. But no, even if he was doing unspeakable things, his body is as smooth as jade, like he's been dead for over ten years, without a single trace. That doesn't make sense..."
"Wait, could it be that he... left no trace? That's too shocking!"
After muttering to herself for a moment, Jiang Si quickly dialed Shu Xubai's contact number again.
Unexpectedly, he called back.
Jiang Si quickly sliced it open, and the scene in the video had changed to a white wall, followed by the sound of water splashing out.
"Watch your image, we're not that close," Jiang Si said angrily. "You went easy on me when we were communicating, have some shame."
"You shameless bastard." After relieving himself, Shu Xubai turned on his video call and shoved it against the wall. He then turned on the shower and said while showering, "What do you want? Just say what you have to say, or shut up!"
The ginger tea sip said, “I was just telling people that it’s not what you see, and that you shouldn’t misunderstand. Now you’re yelling at me. You heartless man, I misjudged you.”
"It's just a mistake, nothing serious, I'm hanging up..."
"Yes, yes, yes!" Jiang Si said quickly when she saw him about to hang up. "There's something I'd like to ask you for help with."
Shu Xubai's voice was filled with the sound of splashing water: "Want my help? Sure, if you restore my child's memory, I'll come and help you."
Jiang Si exclaimed, "Old man, don't forget that the little chick was so angry with you that it vomited blood and jumped off a building a hundred or two stories high."
"I guarantee that if I restore his memory, the first thing he'll do is stab you and take you down with him!"
Shu Xubai fell silent.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Si began to speak fluently: "You old codger, you're already quite old. You've already made a contract with him, and you won't be able to make a second one before you die. Isn't it better to stay with him forever?"
"Why don't you tell me what kind you like? Puppy type, kitten type, aloof type, grumpy type, loyal dog type, clingy type... if you can tell me, I'll go for it..."
"Shut up." Shu Xubai suddenly appeared in the video with her face covered in water, her eyes flashing with malice. "The day your man falls into my hands, I'll make sure he experiences amnesia."
Jiang Si grinned and said, "You can't beat him, he won't end up in your hands. Hurry up, I'll send you the current address, come over here in a bit. That's all, goodbye."
"Hey...hey...hey..."
Shu Xubai exclaimed "Ah!" three times in a row, but Jiang Si, who had cut off his quantum computer, didn't respond. Then, a message notification sounded. Just as he was about to open the message, the bathroom door was pushed open. Jiu Feng, wearing only underwear and with her upper body bare and legs exposed, rushed over and hugged him despite him being soaked. She pressed her face against his chest and rubbed it against him, saying, "Bai Bai, I'm being so good, don't ignore me!"
Shu Xubai: "..."
To prevent Shu Xubai from refusing to come and work for free, Jiang Si turned off her personal computer after sending the message and moved on to the next item inside the glass case, writing down its name and purpose.
An hour passed.
Two hours passed.
When Mr. Jin brought his things over, all the archaeologists and antique dealers who had previously worked at the museum came over to work overtime. They carefully took out the things Mr. Jin had brought and placed them in glass cases.
Everyone was delighted, happy that Old Jin had so many things; the junk he didn't want were treasures they had never seen before.
Not to mention his so-called treasured private collection, which was truly one set after another, as if he had brought over the entire ancient Chinese civilization of the Milky Way.
Everyone was busy and working enthusiastically.
Jiang Si wrote with her feet barely touching the ground.
Shu Xubai arrived late, walked behind Jiang Si, kicked her with his foot, and attacked her condescendingly: "Shorty, why did you call me over?"
Jiang Si turned her head and saw Shu Xubai wearing red shorts, a floral shirt, and sandals. If you didn't know he was at the museum, you'd think he was a bikini-clad beauty on the beach.
Jiufeng was even more stunning, dressed in floral shorts and a red shirt, her soft hair slightly disheveled. She followed Shu Xubai step by step, her eyes like those of a doe, looking around.
The crucial point is that Jiufeng is still holding Jiangjiang's hand.
Jiang Si's gaze swept over the three of them.
Jiangjiang tilted her head and said, "Mom, it's been so long! You've gotten as small as me!"
Jiang Si casually pointed at Jiu Feng: "That's your new mother, don't call her by the wrong name."
Jiangjiang looked up at Jiufeng and said, "The little bird is a phoenix, so it can't call me 'Mom,' but it can call me 'New Dad.'"
Jiang Si pointed at Jiu Feng's hand and instantly gave him a thumbs up: "Jiang Jiang is so smart. You can call him Little Daddy and your own dad Big Daddy, and that way you'll be separated."
Jiangjiang thought for a moment and said, "Mom is right. From now on, I'll call Little Bird Little Daddy and Daddy Big Daddy!"
"What are you calling me?" Shu Xubai slapped Jiang Jiang on the back of the head. "Don't you dare call him 'little dad,' or I'll skin you alive."
Jiangjiang pouted and complained to Jiufeng, "Little bird, look at Daddy."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Holy crap!
It gives off the vibe of a family of three.
Hey, she... she called them here to do some work.
I'm not here to feed myself dog food.
Jiufeng crouched down, reached out and hugged Jiangjiang, picking her up in her arms: "Jiangjiang, be good, I love you..."
He hadn't finished speaking.
Shu Xubai reached out and grabbed Jiang Jiang by the back of her collar, lifted her up, threw her to the ground, and kicked her: "Get away from me."
Jiang Jiang was like an unexpected child in a family of three, abandoned by her parents like a little cabbage, left in the field without even a shed built for her.
"Why did you call me over?" Shu Xubai threw the sauce over his shoulder and asked Jiang Si fiercely again, "Hurry up, I'm busy!"
"What are you busy with?" Jiang Si stood on tiptoe, shoved the quantum tablet in his hand, and gestured with her small hand to indicate where she was: "My dear fellow countryman, these are all antiques from ancient China in the Milky Way galaxy. I believe you recognize every single one of them and can tell you where they came from, so..."
Before she could finish speaking, Shu Xubai raised the tablet in his hand to smash it: "So what? You want me to do your work for free? You're dreaming!"
Jiang Si raised her head and squinted: "Smash it! If you dare to smash it down, your little friend will turn into a cold and domineering type!"
Shu Xubai paused in his hand as he slammed the slab on his head. An image of the little boy transforming into a domineering and cold-blooded type involuntarily flashed through his mind, pointing at him and shouting sternly. He couldn't help but shiver.
Jiufeng, who was standing to the side, was like a kind and understanding little sweetie. She reached out and grabbed Shu Xubai's raised arm, pulling it down: "Baibai, don't be so stingy. We're fine anyway, so let's help each other out."
"Besides, I don't recognize any of these things here. If you recognize them all, please tell me about them and let me see them, okay?"
Having lived for thousands of years, this old, immortal vampire is still a bachelor. How could he possibly stand the sticky little sweetie who adores him and waves her arm around him?
He couldn't stand it and glared fiercely: "What's so interesting about this? It's all trivial stuff. For example, this is a handmade relief from the 21st century in ancient China before the zombies. It's just a house decoration."
Ginger shreds: "..."
The old man, who's all talk and no action, really does like sticky little milk cakes.
Look at how she completely outmaneuvered Shu Xubai with her fabricated "Nine Phoenixes" persona.
"And this, this is a coin, a one-yuan coin. In the 21st century, when you ride a rocking horse, you put this one-yuan coin in, and the rocking horse will make a sound. Daddy's dad is called grandpa, and Daddy's mom is called grandma..."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Holy crap, isn't he afraid of setting a bad example for kids? What if the kids ask him for a rocking horse later? I'd love to see where he'll find one!
After finishing speaking, Shu Xubai moved to another glass cover, his hand moving fiercely across the optical computer while he muttered to himself, "This has a base, the base has a hole, and on top is a bowl, a slanted bowl. Actually, it's just a cat bowl for serving food to cats."
"Wow, Bai Bai knows so much!" Jiu Feng exclaimed in admiration. "If Bai Bai hadn't told me that this was a cat bowl, I would definitely have thought it was a rice bowl from more than 3,000 years ago."
"Bai Bai, you're so amazing! What's this? Why are there so many little bells?"
Shu Xubai stared intently. Instantly, he turned his head, gritted his teeth, and yelled, "You dead zombie, come here! Why is there such a thing in your museum?"
Jiang Si trembled at his call, and with her short legs, she ran over and stood on tiptoe to take a look.
What the hell.
This...this is...
Jiang Si placed the tobacco willow on the ground, stepped on it, punched the glass cover off, and took out a string of lovemaking aids called "Mianling" that looked like small copper beads but were hollow inside. She threw them at Shu Xubai: "Darling, since you recognize this thing, you know how to play with it. Take it and play with your little friend slowly. I'm watching you!"
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