*Splat*
Bo Jichen, having severed the quantum computer, smacked his lips, feeling a mixture of envy and craving. Even his stubborn, straight-laced, wicked disciple was eating meat.
No, I have to find my sweetheart and tell her about this joyous occasion that has brought celebration to the whole country.
So Bo Jichen ran to find His Majesty the Emperor. Upon seeing His Majesty the Emperor, he pounced on His Majesty's desk, half of his body pressed against it, his eyes burning with a smug look, full of self-satisfaction: "Darling, darling, I have good news and bad news. Which news do you want to hear?"
His Majesty the Emperor, dressed in formal attire, sat in a magnificent chair, his official duties weighed down by Bo Jichen.
He tossed aside his pen, spun around, grabbed the duck and egg from the table, placed them on his lap, leaned back in his chair, and lazily said, stroking the dark ginger egg, "No thanks, get lost!"
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
Wasn't he here to make an appointment?
What kind of person do you take him for?
Is he the kind of person who only thinks with his lower body?
Oh, he's a principled blue dragon.
Not those random, shady dragons!
"No, no, no." Bo Jichen leaned back on the table. "I didn't come here to make an appointment with you. I really have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear?"
Emperor Relos stared intently at the egg-shaped creature in his hand, not even glancing at Bo Jichen, and lazily said, "Then let's hear the good news first."
Bo Jichen chuckled: "The good news is that your lovely little darling, Xiao Sisi, has been completely devoured by my wicked disciple... no... by Agares."
Leilos sat up straight instantly, his eyes flashing as he looked at Bo Jichen: "Are you telling the truth?"
Bo Jichen nodded heavily: "I just made a voice call and heard them driving at high speed on the spaceship with my own ears. How could that be fake?"
My little brother isn't beyond redemption.
Relos breathed a sigh of relief: "And the bad news?"
Bo Jichen pouted, pointing his fingers at each other, looking pitiful and aggrieved: "The bad news is, the bad news is, the bad news is that the fish I raised in the vast universe caught your little Sisi and made nearly 40 billion!"
"40 billion... Darling, those were the fish I raised, those were the fish I raised, the fish I raised for you, and now they're gone, gone, gone just like that. Darling, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... Darling... Darling!"
That's it?
That's it?
The good stuff didn't go to outsiders.
We're all family, so it doesn't matter whose pocket it goes into.
Is it worth him feeling wronged?
Looking at him, Leilos tightened his grip on his own little egg, leaned forward, and gave Bo Jichen a light, fleeting kiss: "Alright, no more suffering!"
Bo Jichen blinked his purple eyes repeatedly, and after a long while, he came to his senses and licked his lips: "Honey, is there something wrong with my tactile system? Why do I feel like I was just kissed?"
"Oops, something's not right. That tactile system wasn't working. I wasn't kissed. Kiss me, I wasn't kissed. Can we do it again, like the tongue-sticking kind?"
Relos: "..."
What a scoundrel who got the benefits and then acted innocent.
They're not worth coaxing.
You shouldn't have tried to coax him.
Let him fend for himself, let him suffer and die.
"roll!"
If Bo Jichen could roll around, he wouldn't be Bo Jichen anymore; he wouldn't be a dog as commonly recognized.
He used both hands and feet to climb over His Majesty the Emperor's desk, shoved Jiang Dandan off his beloved's lap, and took over Jiang Dandan's spot.
Jiang Dandan: "..."
It was quite sudden.
The nest and eggs all flew away.
That nest... was handmade by its father.
It was the first gift its father gave it.
It got overturned by the dog dad?
Let the father leave and keep the cub; it's something the father should really think about.
A dog father who's so prone to tearing down the whole place is better off without.
Leilos stared at the culprit who had knocked his little egg over, his face darkening. He reached out to shove him, saying, "Bo Jichen, you're dead..."
Bo Jichen was quick-witted; he grabbed Lei Luosi's hand that was pushing him away, licked it, and stared intently at his darling with his purple eyes: "Hmm, I'm dead, I died in my darling's hand!"
"Silent Dust, get out of here~~~"
Light bulb + ginger egg: "..."
Is it smashing the father's head?
Or should we smash Dad's head?
Or should we smash Dad's head?
I'm so conflicted!
I'm so conflicted!
This is too much to ask of an egg...
"Agares..." Jiang Si's voice was hoarse and burning as she pleaded, "Husband~~"
The hoarse, soft voice, with a slight trailing tone, wasn't begging for mercy; it was a plea to the meat-eater…
Jiang Si's hands and feet were weak and limp, her waist and legs seemed to have left home, she couldn't muster any strength at all, she turned into a piece of ginger pancake, she didn't even want to open her eyes.
After a long while...
Agares scooped up his little wife, who had turned into a gingerbread, and took her into the bathroom!
Half an hour later, Agares, his muscular upper body covered in scratches, carried his wife out and placed her, exhausted like a gingerbread pancake, on the clean sofa.
Then Agares quickly came to the bedside, his hands and feet moving swiftly, and the sheets and blankets were all brand new. He picked up his little wife from the sofa, and just as he and his little wife got back into bed, the little wife in his arms... well... turned into a miniature little loli in his eyes, lying on his chest.
Agares: "..."
Looking at his tiny wife, he pulled the blanket over them, wrapped them both up, turned on his personal terminal, and made a call. The call was instantly connected: "Commander!"
The sound coming through the communicator was so loud that his tiny wife, nestled in his arms, grumbled, "Noisy!"
Agares covered his wife's ears and half her face with his large hand before speaking: "Lieutenant Moore, release the 40 billion that we captured. After that, make a video call to General Bo Jichen and tell him that the fish in the vast ocean are all fat and strong, and whoever catches them keeps them!"
Moore on the other end of the computer replied, "Yes, Commander."
Agares's rigid, hoarse voice continued, "Tell everyone on the warship that the lady is giving out bonuses of 5,000 star coins each. After you've received your bonuses, disembark from the warship."
Moore: "Yes, I'll inform them immediately."
Agares severed the quantum computer, picked up his wife's quantum computer, accessed her account, and transferred 5 billion from her countless zeros in savings to Mor. With nearly 100,000 people on the warship, 5,000 per person would be about right.
When Moore saw the 5 billion arrive in his account, he knocked out the 40 billion that the commander had mentioned and threw him out of the warship. Then he ran to the command room and announced that his wife was rich and generous, giving him both fruit and money.
Everyone on the warship who heard the broadcast cheered: "I declare that my wife is my number one idol, the commander-in-chief is my number two idol, and from now on, when I have a wife, the commander-in-chief will be my number three idol, and my wife will be number two!"
"Whenever Madam fights the Marshal again, I'm willing to crowdfund 200 star coins to buy Madam to take down the Marshal and crush him to the ground."
"You've been outmaneuvered this time. I just want to be slapped by the madam, I just want to be slapped by the madam. As for the commander-in-chief and all that, hand over the madam and go cool off somewhere else."
"Kid, you're really arrogant. If you're so tough, say that to the commander-in-chief, and he'll show you where to cool off and where to squat."
"Wrong. We should not be afraid of powerful figures, support the lady, overthrow the commander-in-chief, and take the position ourselves. We shouldn't be held back by the commander-in-chief. Isn't it better to focus on our careers? Isn't it better to be the marshal ourselves?"
"Yes, Madam is strong and knows how to subdue people with martial arts. She is definitely the material to be a marshal. Therefore, taking down the marshal is the most important thing."
"Yes, yes, everyone, talk to your wife later and tell her to focus on her career, not the commander-in-chief. The commander-in-chief is too rigid and there's nothing to do with him."
The lady and the commander-in-chief, whom they were discussing, were either fast asleep or dozing off.
The warship stopped at the entrance of Kol Star and four people stood there. One person got off at a time, and each person received a bonus of 5,000 star coins.
Those who received their bonuses were puzzled: "That's strange. If you're going to give out bonuses, why send them out one by one? Isn't there a group message option? Why are we sending them out individually?"
Some people, puzzled, raised even more questions: "Yeah, sending a mass message is so fast. The entire warship has less than 100,000 people, so sending a mass message only takes three minutes. But sending it one by one, for 100,000 people, that's an average of 10 seconds per person. My goodness, that must take quite a while, right?"
"So... why is the head coach, who is always known for his efficiency, wasting this time? Why is he handing out bonuses one by one?"
"Oh!" someone exclaimed suddenly, "I know, I know!"
Everyone turned their attention to him.
The person who suddenly realized what was happening slapped their thigh and exclaimed, "Who issued this bonus?"
Everyone: "It was sent by the Madam."
The person, suddenly realizing something, spread their hands: "Isn't this the answer?"
The crowd paused for a moment, then let out a sigh of surprise: "The commander-in-chief dotes on his wife, pressing our heads down and stuffing us into dog bowls, forcing us to eat dog food."
Upon hearing this, the person who suddenly realized the truth spat out, "What kind of brain circuits do you all have? You're as stupid as eggs and as dumb as donkeys."
"The bonus was issued by the madam, and she hasn't come down yet, nor has the commander-in-chief. What does that mean? What does that mean? Use your little brains!"
Everyone exclaimed in unison, and said in a loud voice, "The commander-in-chief isn't finished eating meat yet, which is making single people jealous."
As everyone finished speaking, Agares' hoarse voice boomed like a thunderclap: "Are you all furious? If not, like the equipment, carry it for 100 kilometers, let's begin!"
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