Body odor?
Deceptive body odor?
But she really didn't smell it at all.
Jiang Si tightened her grip on the spoon, blinking her beautiful eyes: "Senior brother, have you been bewitched?"
Yan Qi jumped up like a cat with its fur standing on end, trying to cover up his mistake: "What a joke! I am the head of the Plant Department of the Fifth Military Academy and I have a position at the Imperial Central Hospital. How could I be fooled by a little bit of body odor? Impossible, no, absolutely not."
"Oh!" Jiang Si said, put down the spoon in her hand, took out lemon honey tea from her spatial button, placed it in front of Yan Qi, and patted his back: "Senior brother, senior brother, don't get excited, don't get excited, drink some water first, drink some water first, calm down, talk slowly, talk slowly."
With red eyes, Yan Qi picked up the lemonade in front of him and drank it all in one gulp. Even though there was a lot of honey added, his mouth still felt sour.
Lie down for a moment.
Yan Qi placed the glass of lemonade on the table, her eyes red and her face full of indignation: "Calm down? How am I supposed to calm down? I thought she was a pretty older sister who was taller than me, but I didn't expect her to be older than me when she took her clothes off."
Ginger shreds: "..."
A hybrid of a Simubei fox and an orange cat.
The one he took off was bigger than him, and it might even have barbs.
Haha, this is truly unimaginable.
"It's one thing if he's older than me, but I admit I was blind, I was blind, and I misjudged people when I mistook a cross-dresser for a pretty young lady. I'm furious, I admit it." Yan Qi said through gritted teeth, "But I told him righteously and solemnly that I like older women, younger women."
"I want to find a girl who is mutually in love with me, to raise children together. Even if he can raise children with me, I still won't like him."
"But he ignored what I said. When I went back to the Fifth Military Academy, he came with me. I don't know how he did it, but he became an assistant instructor in the combat department, the mecha department, and the planting department."
Yan Qi counted on his fingers as he spoke, his eyes glistening with tears, "Junior sister, how can he be so capable? He got three teaching assistant positions: combat, mecha, and planting."
"That's not the key point. The key point is that this guy has worked as a teaching assistant for three jobs, but only receives a salary for one job. Moreover, he teaches classes in the combat department, the mecha department, and the planting department, and every class is packed with students."
"I'm not convinced. I've been the head of the plant science department at the Fifth Military Academy for so long, and I've never been this popular. Am I uglier than him, or is my physique worse? Why is he so popular and even tries to suppress me? Why?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Well!
Even an upright official finds it difficult to settle family disputes.
On one side is my cheap mom, and on the other side is my cheap senior brother.
It's not good to help either side.
So they neither helped, and continued to try to smooth things over.
Jiang Si scratched her head: "Senior brother, tell me, did he actually pin you down?"
Yan Qi was confused: "You suppressed me? Suppressed me in what way?"
What's going on?
Jiang Si added, "What I mean is, he didn't pXO you?"
"Pfft!" Yan Qi said firmly, "He has the mind and the guts, but your senior brother here will defend my innocence to the death and will not let him succeed."
Ginger shreds: "..."
So, all that talk about getting Fatty Orange was just his imagination, a case of being too proud to admit defeat and suffering for it?
hehe.
It truly lives up to its name as a chubby orange.
She can lie without even blushing.
“You’re unhappy that he’s dominating you, why don’t you fight back?” Jiang Si said, pulling out two bottles of 75-proof liquor—the highest alcohol content given to her by her nemesis Shu Xubai—from her space. She placed them on the table and then pulled out a red thread-like cigarette and slammed it on the table: “First, get him drunk, then tie him up.”
"Don't underestimate this little red thread. It can't be burned or cut by a knife. It's very strong. Try it if you don't believe me."
Yan Qi stared at the two items on the table, saying, "I...I...I didn't mean that. I...I didn't say we were going to counterattack. Please don't misunderstand."
Jiang Si exclaimed, "You're not going to counterattack? Are you just upset about it?"
"No, no, no!" Yan Qi stammered, "I'm not upset, I'm not talking about counterattacking, oh, I just don't like him, I don't like foxes with body odor, okay, to be honest, junior sister, I have racial prejudice."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Holy crap!
racism?
Racial discrimination is not easy to deal with.
Jiang Si scratched the back of her head, quickly grabbed two baskets of apples and two baskets of tangerines from her space, and then picked up her food bowl: "Senior brother, you can eat here slowly. I'll go talk to him and tell him that races are different. No matter how you force a relationship, it won't be sweet."
Yan Qi's eyes lit up, and he quickly nodded, "Okay, okay, thank you, junior sister."
Xie didn't forget to stuff two baskets of apples and two baskets of tangerines into his own space on the way.
Jiang Si stood up, picked up her rice bowl, left the private room, closed the door, and after taking only two steps, she saw Si Mubei leaning against the wall, holding a rice bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, with rice in her mouth and her eyes looking at her.
Jiang Si walked over with her rice bowl in her arms, her face neither flushed nor out of breath, and said without changing her expression, "Mu Bei, my senior brother is waiting for you. He's a bit arrogant and a bit hypocritical, so be careful. I'm going downstairs now."
Upon hearing his adopted daughter's words, Si Mubei's eyes, which resembled both a fox and a cat, lit up, and he blew her a kiss: "My darling daughter, I love you like a mouse loves to steal rice."
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
What kind of weird rats like that love to steal rice?
He fled, he chased, but neither of them could escape.
It has nothing to do with her.
Jiang Si slipped downstairs to the kitchen and instructed the restaurant manager to take good care of them, and to leave several baskets of apples, tangerines, oranges, ground cherries, and cherries, and to give each of them two jin (1 catties) as a gift after they finished eating.
She also left a few baskets of fruit for the restaurant staff and gave a large red envelope to the restaurant manager, asking him to distribute the fruit and the red envelope after he finished his work.
The restaurant manager and the kitchen staff all thanked her profusely.
Amidst their thanks, Jiang Si grabbed her food bowl, slipped away, got into the car, activated the autopilot, and texted Agares while working, saying she was going to pick him up from get off work.
The message was sent but disappeared without a trace; Agares did not reply.
Jiang Si didn't care; the car was going to the military headquarters on its own anyway, and she needed to focus on cooking.
It takes half an hour after a large bowl of rice and vegetables is cooked.
She rinsed her mouth, wiped her lips, dozed off for half an hour, and then went to the military headquarters.
The car had just stopped when someone knocked on the window.
As Jiang Si got out of the car, her wrist was grabbed by Agares.
Before she could react, Agares pulled her into the military headquarters, stuffed her into an aircraft, and strapped her with a safety chain.
Agares then got into the cockpit, started the aircraft, and it took off.
Jiang Si glanced at him sideways: "Honey, where are we going?"
Agares turned his gaze from the dark night sky and looked at her, replying, "I'll take you to see the Cat's Eye Nebula, let's go on a date!"
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