Upon hearing their coach's words, the joggers stumbled and fell, triggering a chain reaction that caused countless others to trip and fall.
They didn't know what a washboard was, but that didn't stop them from secretly watching the lady's live stream and learning what a durian was.
Do you still have knees after kneeling on durians?
Even with no knees left, I still have to hand wash clothes!
The head coach is too good-natured!
Moore was completely bewildered: "..."
What's going on?
He tried to steal a chicken but lost the rice instead, burying himself in the process.
Then, with a trembling heart, Moore reached for a washboard and timidly asked his manager, "Manager, this board is called a washboard, shouldn't it be used to wash clothes? Isn't kneeling on it a waste of its potential?"
Agareth rolled up the note in his hand, held it tightly, and looked at Moore with a glint in his eyes: "Colonel Moore is right. It would be a waste of your talent to kneel on it two hours later. Since you've already made your choice, kneel now. In two hours, write me a 2,000-word reflection on your kneeling experience."
Moore: "..."
Not only did he bury himself, he also buried himself completely.
What was written on that note?
Who gave these things to the head coach?
Ahhh!
Is he just a stupid pig?
No, he's just a stupid pig.
"Daughter, have some tea!"
"Daughter, have some candy!"
"Daughter, take your nutritional supplement!"
"Honey, have some lemon honey tea. I finally managed to snag some!"
"Daughter, eat some meat!"
"Daughter, here's your little cannon. Bomb anyone you don't like!"
"Girl, here's your little gun. If you don't like someone, just blow their head off!"
Jiang Si sat in her seat, surrounded by men and women, all of them fair-skinned, beautiful, with long legs, handsome and dashing, and full of personality.
Jiang Si's eyes crinkled into crescents, her smile innocent and pure, like a little white rabbit falling into a wolf's den. Her docile demeanor melted the hearts of the bandits, who, after giving her food and drink, began to provide her with guns and cannons.
Suddenly, the area in front of her was piled high. Jiang Si stared at the food, swallowed hard, and said in a soft, sweet voice, "Dear sisters and brothers..."
"Don't call me brother or sister, call me Daddy!"
"Why are you calling me 'brother' or 'sister'? Just call me 'baba'!"
Many men and women said in unison.
Ginger shreds: "..."
What's going on?
Is this gang of robbers really that bizarre?
Or perhaps her innocent, pure image was so deeply ingrained in people's minds that this gang of bizarre bandits thought she was a helpless person who needed countless protectors.
Jiang Si blinked and looked at Si Mubei.
Seeing her pleading eyes, Si Mubei felt a sweet warmth in his heart. He tossed his hair, stretched out his long legs, and straddled the table, exuding an aura of power: "You scoundrels, why don't you take a good look at yourselves? With your shabby appearance, do you deserve to have such soft and cuddly daughters?"
"match……"
Si Mubei interrupted everyone, not giving them a chance to speak: "No, you are not worthy, you are not worthy, so don't even think about my daughter, or I'll tear you all apart."
"Look at you all, you haven't even mastered all the skills, and you've already learned to abduct other people's daughters. Call them Dad, call them Mom, and you'll try to kill yourselves."
She slammed her fist on the table, and everyone started cursing.
"Dead Tombstone, you want a one-on-one fight? Don't think I can't beat you!"
"You dead tombstone, look at your pathetic appearance. Your leg hair is 8 meters long, and you still have the nerve to show your legs. Aren't you afraid of getting a sty? I'm more afraid my daughter will get a sty. Hurry up and tuck your thighs in, it's an eyesore."
"Brothers and sisters, it's time to take him down! Only by taking him down can we become the second-in-command and get a soft, cuddly daughter. It's a win-win situation, awesome! Yeah!"
Listening to their conversation, Jiang Si was certain that this was a bunch of oddballs, the kind of people even dogs wouldn't bother with.
Of course, birds of a feather flock together. Bo Xilai is such a scoundrel, if the people he brings out aren't scoundrels, then that wouldn't be his style.
Jiang Si weakly raised her hand, naturally playing the role of an innocent little rabbit: "G-guys...guys, why bother becoming the second-in-command after killing Sister Mu Bei? Kill my daddy and become the number one!"
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