As Jiang Si finished speaking.
The room was completely silent.
Bo Jichen, unable to bear the sight: "..."
My dear, you really never hold back when it comes to saying something shocking.
A panda man pees upside down, isn't he afraid of peing on his face?
How did she come up with that?
Chu Xi, a devoted fanboy whose eyes are filled with nothing but idols, goddesses, and big shots: "..."
Idols are idols because they are different from ordinary people; just look at how they talk back to the marshal.
His sophistry and cunning approach to problems are so compelling that they are impossible to refute. In short, impressive; in three words, extremely impressive.
After a long while, Yuan Yi's face turned even redder, and he stammered, "Miss A-Jiang, the way you described for courtship is the way our ancestors courted."
“We don’t do it like that now, it’s too unseemly. But I didn’t expect you to know about such an ancient ritual. It seems you have studied our Pandaren very carefully.”
The innocent little kitten with its blushing face is so cute, and its ears are constantly twitching.
The trembling ginger felt restless, wanting nothing more than to stroke the fur.
“Yes, yes, I know a lot about you pandas.” Jiang Si nodded emphatically, her eyes only on the cute little kitten and its pair of fan-shaped, fluffy black ears.
The Chinese people's love for pandas comes from their very bones; it's an overwhelming force that can't be suppressed. She found it increasingly difficult to resist the urge to touch the panda's ears.
"Smack!"
The sound of the slap landing on the table was like a thunderclap from a clear sky.
Agares slowly stood up, supporting himself on the table.
The people in the room all turned to look at him.
Jiang Si was startled and her heart skipped a beat. She abruptly withdrew her hand, which had unconsciously reached out to touch the panda's ears. Looking at the tall and imposing Agares, she spoke in a voice that was both timid and coquettish: "What are you doing? You're so scary. I didn't say anything wrong. It's just touching the ears."
What did she do wrong?
As a Chinese person, a true Chinese person, who can resist a panda's fluffy fur, dark circles under its eyes, and tiny eyes?
No one, absolutely no one, can resist it.
Agares' dark eyes flashed, and he slowly bent down to meet Jiang Si's gaze. His voice was hoarse and deep: "Miss Jiang Si, you begged to touch the panda man's ears, and the panda man agreed. You touched them, so your courtship was successful."
"Let me remind you, you are not single now, you are already married. Once you touch his ear, it will confirm that you have committed emotional infidelity during your marriage."
"The Imperial Marriage Law is based on monogamy. If someone cohabits or has an illegal relationship with another person, whether it is emotional or physical infidelity, it will be considered bigamy once the evidence is conclusive."
"According to Article 205 of the Imperial Criminal Code, bigamy is a crime. For the party committing adultery, the court will automatically grant a divorce, ordering them to leave with nothing, compensate the other party for mental and psychological damages and medical expenses, and deprive them of their freedom for at least ten years. Miss A-Jiang, are you going to test the law?"
Bo Jichen: "..."
Has the baby's disguise been exposed?
Is his little prince genuinely jealous?
Really?
If a normal man knew that the woman in front of him was a wife who was hiding something and playing with him, shouldn't he just carry her away and find a secluded place to spank her?
He's a little different from normal people.
Has his identity not been exposed?
He was simply there to explain the imperial criminal law to the naive and heartless young woman.
That's even more wrong.
According to Article 205 of the Imperial Criminal Code, if adultery is confirmed, in addition to compensating the other party for mental distress treatment, the sentence of deprivation of liberty is usually three years of detention, not 10 years.
Chu Xi: "..."
What is the coach doing?
Popularizing criminal law?
Judging from the expression on the face of the idol goddess, it seems she doesn't know that for orc pandaren, touching their ears is a courtship gesture.
Is my cheap husband angry?
Jiang Si's alarm bells rang loudly, and her strong survival instinct made her shake her head violently: "I didn't cheat on you, don't talk nonsense, and I didn't know that touching a panda's ears was a courtship ritual."
"All I know is that pandas urinate upside down to mate. Besides, it's not my fault. I...I...I grew up in an agricultural village where information was scarce. What you and my dad told me yesterday is different. How am I supposed to know if you're lying to me?"
Agares frowned, his eyes as dark as night, and asked slowly, "Oh, your father, my teacher, what did he say to you yesterday?"
Jiang Si's eyes lit up; she had found a way to divert her cheap husband's anger. Pointing at Bo Jichen, she betrayed him: "He told me that touching the tail of an orc is courtship, and he never said that touching the ears is courtship. He also knows that I'm a fur lover, and he said that if I encounter a furry creature, as long as I don't touch its tail, I can pet it as much as I want."
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