Jiang Si frowned: "The Federal President committed suicide?"
Gong Gong, with a full beard and spiky red hair, nodded vigorously, saying, "Yes, yes, yes, the federal president who served for decades and was nearly 200 years old committed suicide two hours ago."
"Gun to the head, shot dead. Representatives from both parties went to the meeting. The autopsy report is out, and the Federal Police Department has issued a report that he committed suicide."
"Come here, my dear, look! This is the most explosive news in the Abel Galaxy today! There are autopsy reports, suicide reports, and even corpses displayed to the public!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Wow!
What kind of personality does the federal president have? He would rather commit suicide than let anyone find the big kid. Could it be that he has an inextricable connection with the mastermind behind the scenes?
Damn! What kind of terrible overthinking is this?
The dragon cub's imagination is indeed unrealistic, with limitless potential!
Jiang Si squinted at Gong Gong's cheap and domineering personal computer.
The computer displayed the federal president's autopsy report, suicide report, and other details, all issued by federal authorities.
The comments below were numerous and not a single one was positive: "Suicide? I think he was incompetent and couldn't bear the guilt, so he committed suicide!"
“Be confident. Remove the ‘I see him as’ and you’ll see that he was incompetent and committed suicide out of guilt. Look, his approval rating has dropped to 5% so far.”
“Even if he doesn’t commit suicide out of fear of punishment, he will still be kicked out. At the same time, his personal finances and real estate will be investigated. Once anything is found, he will be held accountable.”
"So... suicide is the best way to preserve one's family and one's last shred of dignity. What has this nearly 200-year-old man done for the country and its people all these years, besides being greedy for power and enjoying that supreme authority?"
"He did nothing. Even the military budget of 150 million people was only approved yesterday. It was only proposed yesterday. It took more than half a year for the military to apply to him."
"In the past six months, other countries have upgraded their weapons several times, but because of the lack of approval, our country has nothing and is nothing!"
"No wonder, no wonder the merfolk. The Troia Empire has surrounded our country, and our 150 million soldiers are sitting still. They want to move, but what will they use to do so? Their own heads, their own lives, or their own blood?"
"Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, what are you all so excited about? Learn from our Zerg. When our Queen died, we didn't feel anything. We just thought the next one would be even more obedient. Sure enough, His Majesty He Yan, although he is male, is a bit weak and not very ambitious, but he is handsome and has strong superpowers and physical abilities."
"What the person upstairs said is right. Our Emperor Heyan is quite good, except that he is a bit weak and can't compete with Marshal Agares of the Troya Empire, nor can he win over our little cutie Jiang Jiang to be our queen."
"In the year or so since taking power, we have promoted equality between males and females, and a one-male-one-female system. Anyone who dares to take multiple husbands or abuse their husbands will be punished by law. Male slaves and male companions have become history and no longer exist in our insect race."
"These insects who worship force know nothing but donkeys. They're good for nothing and they're always pointing fingers here. You've come to the Federation system and devoured so many of their original planets. Don't you have any shame? I'm embarrassed to even talk about you."
Jiang Si shifted her gaze from Gong Gong's personal computer to her adoptive parents: "So, Mr. Gong Yingchuan, who has already taken office as acting president, is related to whom?"
All the space pirates except Gong Gong pointed at Gong Gong in unison and shouted in a deafening voice, "His house!"
Gong Gong: "!!!!"
This is outrageous and excessive.
The mystery surrounding being a father is gone.
How am I going to fool girls in the future?
Jiang Si raised her eyebrows, her gaze returning to Gong Gong's unshaven face with his head full of red hair: "So Gong Baba's surname is Gong, not Gong. I was wrong. Baba's disguise is quite impressive."
Gong Gong's lips twitched, and he forced a dry laugh to shift the blame, pointing at the stinking space pirates who had betrayed him: "Daughter, what kind of identity does Daddy have? Their identities are the real big ones."
"Mermaids, the Fourth Civilization, orcs, princes from small countries, mining princes, transportation princes—if you can think of it, you can find it here."
Yu Feifei threw a punch: "Old Gong, here I come!"
Gong Gong was knocked into the wall of the ship.
Yu Feifei waved her hand dismissively: "Daughter, don't listen to his nonsense. Gong Yingchuan of the Federation is his older brother, his own flesh and blood. He's the youngest son of the Federation's top congressman, his own flesh and blood!"
Jiang Si suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. No wonder Gong Yingchuan announced to the entire Abel Galaxy that I am his child and my eldest son is his heir."
Yu Feifei let out a sound of surprise: "Announcing it is one thing, but as for the matter of the heir, I actually have some businesses of my own. When my eldest grandson is found, he can come home with me, come home with me."
Si Mubei nudged Yu Feifei with his buttocks, pushing her aside: "Girl, don't listen to their nonsense. None of them are as rich as me. Once we find our grandson, you'll come back to the beastmen with me."
"We orcs have 30 million foxes to raise my grandchildren, so you can just play around and have fun, nobody will care about you!"
The other space pirates were also unhappy. "You nine-tailed, perennial runner-up, go as far away as you can! So what if your family has 30 million foxes? My family has 3,000 houses. What did I say? I didn't say anything!"
"Exactly! So what if you have 3,000 foxes? My family has 3,000 mineral stars! Did I say anything? You want to compete with me for my daughter, or for my grandson? I'll bury you in mineral stars!"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Wow!
Where can a dog dad find such a boatload of rich, powerful, and influential poop-scoopers?
There's a saying that goes, "The son inherits the father's business."
In other words, this boatload of poop-scooping can be inherited!
Hearing them arguing so fiercely that it was getting out of control, Jiang Si coughed lightly and said, "Dear parents, please allow me to remind you that the big baby who was kidnapped by bad guys is a girl!"
The strange occurrences at the scene all came to a halt.
There wasn't a sound at all.
Immediately, the eyes of more than twenty people fell on Jiang Si.
Gong Gong, who had been punched against the wall by Yu Feifei, got up and dodged over: "Little girl, big cub, does that mean there's a little cub too?"
Just as Jiang Si was about to answer, Jiang Dandan, who was standing on her shoulder and invisible, poked her neck with its paw.
Jiang Si grunted and raised two fingers.
Before the group of thieves could even finish their gasp, they saw their precious eldest daughter's two fingers turn into three, dangling right in front of their eyes.
The star thieves stared wide-eyed, their expressions a jumble of emotions: excitement, disbelief, and a general sense of unease.
After a long, long time, the space pirates finally found their voices: "My precious eldest daughter is so capable, so awesome, so amazing! She gave us three grandsons!"
"The eldest child has been kidnapped by bad guys, what about the second and youngest children?"
"Yes, yes, the eldest has been kidnapped. What about the second and the youngest?"
Jiang Si cleared her throat slightly: "Actually, the one who was kidnapped by the bad guys was the second child, while the little child is with Agares."
"Agares is on her way back with the little cubs, as for the big cubs, the big cubs..."
The star thieves were already dizzy from the three kids' stunts. Seeing her hesitate, they were as anxious as ants on a hot pan: "The one who was kidnapped is the second kid, the little kid is safe, what happened to the big kid? What happened to the big kid?"
"That's right, what's wrong with the big kid? Tell us! Don't be so impatient. No matter if the big kid is missing an arm or a leg, or has cerebral palsy or is an idiot, we won't mind, we won't mind at all!"
Jiang Dandan: "???"
Shrimp?
In order to have these pet owners, it became a brain-damaged idiot, missing limbs and brains?
Has it grown from a little baby into a big baby?
Jiang Si turned her three fingers into two and gestured towards the twenty-odd adoptive parents: "Big baby, there's a small problem, not a big one, I don't know if you can take it..."
Before Jiang Si could finish speaking, the group of space pirates interrupted her: "We can accept it, we can accept it. As long as it's your child, as long as it's your offspring, we can accept it."
"Yes, yes, it doesn't matter who the babies' father is, the most important thing is your babies, the babies who crawled out of your belly, nothing else matters."
"So what if I'm disabled? So what if I'm mentally challenged? It's nothing. We've seen it all. This little thing won't break us."
"Yes, yes, we have money, power, influence, and status. No matter what defects our child has, we are not afraid. We can ensure that he lives a peaceful life, never having to worry about food or drink, and living a happy life."
Seeing the exaggerated and impatient look on the twenty-odd people, Jiang Si thought, "If Jiang Dandan wants to get to know them, then let her get to know them. Let her use the excuse that they are her cubs."
Jiang Si put one hand on her shoulder and pulled out the invisible Jiang Dandan, lifting it by its two small horns: "Look, this is my big cub, it's reverted to its ancestral form!"
Once Jiang Dandan's invisibility was revealed, he was truly adorable. He was being carried by his little horns, his long tail tucked between his two hind paws, waving his two little front paws. He was so cute and sweet, greeting all his pet owners in a babyish voice: "Grandpa and Grandma, hello everyone, my name is Jiang Dandan, nice to meet you all!"
As long as it can win over these poop-scoopers, it can be a big puppy first, and then become a dog later. Whenever needed, this dragon can turn into a worm.
Even though many space pirates had seen countless storms and thought of it all, imagining their little brat missing limbs, having cerebral palsy, or being a complete idiot, they still believed it.
But they never expected that the big cub was a lizard.
The orcish lizard.
It's a mutated lizard; it's grown horns.
wrong!
My darling daughter says that our eldest son has regressed to his ancestral form.
So, does that mean my precious eldest daughter has lizard blood?
Jiang Dandan: "???"
What does that mean?
What does this mean?
Is it not cute enough, not cuddly enough, or not adorable enough?
Why are these dog owners looking at their pets with such strange eyes?
Didn't they say they wouldn't mind if someone was missing an arm, a leg, or had cerebral palsy?
It not only doesn't lose any arms or legs, but it also has two extra paws, okay?
Jiang Si, holding Jiang Dandan's little horns, swung her around and said to the adoptive parents who were walking in a circle around her, "Mom and Dad, you..."
“Lizard!” Si Mubei spoke first, his words carrying a heavy burden, as if he had swallowed excrement and was constipated: “Although this beast form is dark and ugly, and its claws don’t look very good, its human-shaped face is still quite nice, good-looking.”
Jiang Dandan: "???"
What the heck?
lizard?
What is a lizard?
That really hits the nail on the head.
Yu Feifei chimed in, "Yes, the second brother is right. She's a bit ugly, but as long as she's healthy and doesn't have any missing limbs, we don't mind. She's already regressed to her ancestral form, but there's nothing we can do about it. Who told our daughter to have beastman lizard blood!"
Jiang Dandan: "???!"
Shrimp?
Does it love charming older women with lizard ancestry?
It's ugly?
It's all black?
Jiang Si looked completely bewildered: "Mom and Dad, are you sure you're not mistaken? It's not a lizard!"
"It's not a lizard, what is it?" the crowd said, trying to comfort it. "What it is doesn't really matter, what matters is that you gave birth to it, we all treat it as our own!"
Jiang Si was speechless for a moment, then shook Jiang Dandan vigorously again: "To tell you the truth, parents, my ancestors were actually Chinese from Earth."
"The ancient Chinese people called themselves descendants of the dragon, so this is not a lizard, it is a dragon, a little dragon-human atavistic!"
With a thud.
Si Mubei fell to the ground with a "plop," startling out a large, bright yellow tail: "My goodness! The legend is true! In ancient China, Pangu separated heaven and earth, and Nuwa created humans. All Chinese are descendants of the dragon!"
Yu Feifei changed the subject: "Little Dragon Man, the legendary dragon, oh my god, look at those shiny black scales, they look so majestic and powerful!"
Jiang Dandan: "???"
This is such a double standard!
When you say it's a lizard, it's all black.
When you know it's a dragon, you say it's majestic and powerful?
Double standard dogs, this bunch of double standard dogs.
Gong Gong followed up with praise: "Yes, yes, look at these dark black scales, each one is perfectly sized and gleaming with black light."
"Look at these powerful little claws. They're so small, no, no, you can already tell they're sharp when they're this small. They'll definitely be something special when they grow up."
The others chimed in, "Exactly! We've never seen such shiny, black scales before. He truly lives up to his reputation as my grandson. He makes such a grand entrance. His head looks like a human head, but his body is that of a dragon."
"My grandson is such a handsome and cool grandson. He's one of a kind, the only one of his kind. Oh dear, girl, watch out for my grandson's little horns, don't break them off."
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Double standards!
These stinking poop scoundrels are hypocrites.
Jiang Si casually tossed Jiang Dandan to Bai Shaoqing, who was almost squeezed out by the space pirates, and clapped her hands, saying, "You all stay here and take good care of your grandson. After I get off the spaceship and bomb Fugui Star, we'll go to the Federation's capital star!"
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