Ginger Egg in the strawberry basket: "..."
Eggs want to eat too.
Egg has no mouth.
I can't get any food, sob sob sob!
Agares cooked a lot of dishes, and the portions were generous.
Even so, we finished the whole plate.
Jiang Si and Bo Jichen, along with the dragon, ate as if they hadn't eaten for more than ten meals. By the end, they were practically licking the plates clean, with only rice soaked in vegetable soup.
Agares, his face tense, reflected on himself, realizing he hadn't burned enough.
Leilos's dark eyes flickered as he reflected on whether the dragon, which had been following him, had ever had a full meal.
After finishing the last bite of rice, the two leaned back in their chairs, simultaneously rubbing their stomachs and saying in unison, "We're full, that feels good."
Agares: "..."
Relos: "..."
The two people were moving in the same way.
The posture is the same.
Those who know them understand that their relationship is fake, and they are not biologically related. Those who don't know them, just by looking at their identical postures, would definitely think they are father and daughter.
"Daddy, how about some fruit after dinner?" Jiang Si suggested to Bo Jichen while rubbing her stomach. "Strawberries, tangerines, oranges, mandarins, ginseng fruit, guava, or maybe a whole durian?"
"No durian, no durian." Bo Jichen waved his hand and said, "My dear has just finished eating. If we bring out durian, I'm afraid the smell will make him throw up."
"Just bring whatever you like, strawberries, tangerines, oranges, mandarins, ginseng fruit, guava, and some watermelon too."
Jiang Si snorted, "You're really not being polite."
Bo Jichen smiled brightly: "As the saying goes, a tree without bark will surely die, and a person without shame is invincible. Only children make choices; adults want it all."
Shameless bastard.
Is he human?
He's nothing but a stinky dragon.
After cursing him in her heart, Jiang Si took out the basket of fruit and placed it on the table, using the space button as cover.
"Come, come, fruit after the meal, don't be shy." Jiang Si greeted His Majesty, her cheap husband, her cheap father: "Your Majesty, have some guava, red guava, it's so sweet."
A yellow-skinned, red-fleshed guava was presented to Leilos by Jiang Si.
Leilos took it, "Thank you, Xiaosi, you should have this ginseng fruit too!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty." Jiang Si accepted the ginseng fruit that Lei Luosi had fed her.
The two of them, oblivious to everyone else, handed each other a strawberry and an orange.
You feed me a red guava, and I'll feed you a ginseng fruit in return.
Having been completely ignored, Agares and Bo Jichen exchanged a glance.
Their decades-long master-disciple relationship was no joke. They stood up at the same time and simultaneously placed the fruit basket on the table into their spatial storage.
The two people, who were feeding each other, hadn't even had a chance to speak when their hands were tucked together.
As Bo Jichen led His Majesty the Emperor out, he said, "Darling, I just remembered that there are still a few orders from the Council of Representatives that need your signature. Let's go sign them now."
Leilos held a strawberry in his hand, turned around and said to Jiang Si, "Little Sisi, it's too late, don't go back. Stay at the palace tonight and have breakfast together tomorrow."
Jiang Si stood up and replied crisply, "Yes, Your Majesty. Don't work too late, go to bed early."
Leilos: "Okay, you should go to sleep early too."
Jiang Si waved to him, watched them leave the kitchen, and turned back to say, "Husband, shall we stay in the palace tonight?"
Agares' dark eyes darkened. "Yes, wait for me a moment. I'll clean up here and then we'll go back to the palace."
Jiang Si smiled, her eyes crinkling: "Okay!"
And so, Jiang Si witnessed firsthand how a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder would wash pots and pans, set out dishes, sweep, mop, and wipe the floor, doing everything himself even when there was a cleaning robot.
Finally, Agares folded the cloth used for wiping the table into a neat square and placed it aside before washing and drying his hands. He then led Jiang Si away.
The sky was pitch black, twinkling with stars. The palace lights were just right, bright but not dazzling, with a serene and profound atmosphere.
Knowing that his young wife had eaten so much, Agares deliberately took a detour around two palaces to take her for a walk and help her digest.
After walking for about 45 minutes, we returned to the palace.
Agares abandoned his domestic duties and watched as his young wife took the dark egg to bathe. He reached out and took the egg from her hand. "You go and bathe first. I'll take this egg to bathe later!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Doesn't your auntie smell delicious?
Why should I go to the bathroom with that smelly uncle?
It has no eyes!
What's wrong with taking a bath or showering?
You can't see anything at all, okay?
Jiang Si looked at the egg, which was forced to behave obediently in her cheap husband's hands, and said, "Okay, I'll go wash it first!"
Jiang Si went into the restroom.
The door slammed shut.
Jiang Dandan shook the egg vigorously.
It is an egg, and it has the right to be an egg.
If this continues...
It's going to tell its dad, okay?
"Knock knock knock!"
Agares flicked his finger on the eggshell, his voice low and seductive: "If you want to get clean, you can crack the shell, and I'll wash you."
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
He washed it?
Do you really think it's a fool?
That idiot who can't tell the difference between egg white and yolk after being shaken has forgotten that his uncle was going to chop his house down with a knife. This is never going to end; he'll never forget it for the rest of his life, okay?
I will absolutely not break the shell.
It won't break the shell no matter what.
I just want to be a super, super, invincible idle geezer.
“I’ll also dig a big pool for you.” Agares shook the egg and continued, “Your father likes big, sparkling gems, star diamonds, and I think you should like them too.”
"Once you hatch, you will not only have a large pool where you can swim, but you will also have a diamond room like your father's, and even the huge nest will be filled with all kinds of sparkling gems."
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Well……
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well, I'm not really tempted by this one.
Once his damn father passes away, according to the inheritance law, everything his damn father owns will be his. Actually, there's no need to rush. He'll have everything once his father dies.
"Of course, if you don't like the sparkling gemstones, then you don't like them!" Agares sat down. Holding Jiang Dandan in one hand and taking out the quantum tablet in the other, he placed it on his lap and said indifferently and without emotion, "Today you also know that the elders of the Council are choosing concubines and secondary consorts for your father because he has no heir."
"Although in the end your father, my teacher, turned the tide and blamed the country, this is still a hidden danger, a hidden danger that lets others know that the empire has no heir."
“You are an egg now, an egg that doesn’t want to hatch. With your father and aunt protecting you, my teacher and I can’t be too harsh on you. Even so, I’ll tell you a few stories.”
"Come here, Little Egg, do you like hearing the beastman's 'The cat's stepmother is two-faced, keeping only the fox son and kicking the kitten away'?"
"You still prefer listening to the mermaid tales, like 'The stepmother tricked the mermaid princess into coming ashore to pursue true love, then cut off her two legs?'"
"Or do you want to hear about the story from our Troia Empire: 'A stepmother, in order for her own son to inherit the country, sent her first wife and stepson to a desolate planet to mine, where they lived a life of poverty and loneliness'?"
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