"Wait!" Jiang Si interrupted, "Dad, are we just going to rob someone openly like this? Have you forgotten that Leng Suixing is under the supervision of three parties? Your familiarity with the imperial laws is useless here."
“Although we can’t see the person in front clearly, judging from his height and the way he walks, he shouldn’t be an old man. If we go over now, we’ll either kill him or, if we can’t kill him, he’s lost billions of dollars worth of stuff, so how can he not call the police?”
“If he calls the police, draws a portrait of what we both look like, and issues a cross-galactic manhunt, how could my husband not know? If my husband knows, then your husband will know too. How can we keep our disguises going?”
"Don't try to scare me with His Majesty's name. With my current disguise, I can just deny everything and no one can do anything to me!" Bo Jichen clicked his tongue smugly. "So you do know how to keep your disguise. I thought you were hopelessly addicted to petting cats!"
Jiang Si chuckled dryly twice, readily admitting her mistake, but stubbornly refusing to repent: "I was wrong. I shouldn't have forgotten that we were in a dangerous place and had a national guardian beast watching us like a hawk while I was petting the cat."
"Next time I pet a cat, I'll definitely find a secluded spot and pet it properly and to my heart's content. By the way, how tall would my panda cub be when it transforms into its original form?"
"Smack!"
Bo Jichen slapped her on the forehead without hesitation: "Be serious, we're going to rob someone now, stop thinking about your cat."
Jiang Si pouted and rubbed her forehead. "I know, but I have to pretend..." Before she could finish speaking, she glanced ahead and said, "Dad, the person carrying the suitcase took the side road instead of the main road."
Bo Jichen said as he accelerated the aircraft, "This is like a pillow sent to someone who's sleepy. We didn't want to fight him on the main road, but he took a back road. Hold on tight, let's intercept him from the front."
The crisp ginger shreds responded, "Alright!"
Ten minutes later.
The two changed into black clothes, got off the aircraft, and stood in the bushes beside the path.
Jiang Si picked up the hood with a look of utter exasperation: "Dad, I heard that robberies were like this 3,000 years ago, and they're still like this 3,000 years later? Are you kidding me?"
Stockings and gaiters.
No.
Black stockings hood.
That's impressive.
Can you be more reliable?
Bo Jichen put the hood on his head, revealing his two disguised black eyes, and said confidently, "What's past is classic. Besides, this is the style of all bandits. My best friend Red Eyebrows has been at the top of the bandit bounty list for a long time thanks to his classic look. No one has surpassed him yet."
Is that true?
Isn't she a bit like a naive and innocent girl?
Does he seem easy to fool?
Jiang Si's lips twitched: "Dad, I've discovered you're an unreliable dad. Why didn't Red Eyebrows kill you?"
"Pah, pah, pah, how can a child talk like that?" Bo Jichen casually snatched the black hood from Jiang Si's hand and put it on her head, revealing her dark eyes but completely covering her face: "Look how suitable it is. Trust your father, your father won't hurt you. Let's go, let's rob someone."
Jiang Si tugged at the headgear. "You know, the old ones are classics. They're comfortable, breathable, and fit quite well."
The two walked back along the path through the bushes. The person they were going to rob was always walking in the shadows, so they couldn't see him clearly even when he got close.
Bo Jichen held a thin, long ice cone in his hand.
Like him, Jiang Si possessed ice-based superpowers, conjuring ice blades in her hands. Just as they were about to jump out, the person they were robbing approached.
Suddenly.
From the other side of the path, five burly men wearing black hooded headscarves jumped out, blocking the person they were trying to rob. They roared, "This road is mine, this tree is mine! If you want to pass, leave what you have in your hands, and I'll spare your life!"
Jiang Si's steps, which were about to leave, suddenly stopped.
A snap.
She crushed the ice blade in her hand with a single squeeze.
She slowly gave Bo Jichen a thumbs up: "Dad, you're right. What's past is classic. Those robbery lines are absolutely classic!"
Bo Jichen casually flicked her thumb, stood next to Jiang Si, and looked outside. "Damn, I thought some bastard would dare to steal my thunder, but it turns out it's Blue Beard."
Blue Beard?
Or is it someone you know?
"Blue Beard?" Jiang Si looked at him with a face full of questions. "You can tell who he is even with a hood on? What does he do?"
"I'd recognize him even if he were ashes!" Bo Jichen said nonchalantly, "What's he doing? A robber, number 2 on the robber bounty list, with a bounty of 20 billion!"
The bandits of 3000 years later really named their bandits haphazardly and carelessly.
They're not even as cool and domineering as the usernames that the vast majority of Chinese netizens chose more than 3,000 years ago.
Jiang Si's eyes lit up, and she pointed: "So that's 20 billion from China Mobile. If we catch him, 20 billion will be in our pocket?"
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