His Majesty the Emperor, enraged by Bo Jichen's shameless words, turned red with anger and cursed, "You scoundrel! What kind of behavior is this, spewing such vulgarities all day long?"
Bo Jichen held the Emperor with one hand and ripped off half of the Emperor's clothes with the other, grinning slyly like a cat that had stolen cream: "That's improper. We can change positions. What position would Your Majesty like today?"
His Majesty the Emperor's face instantly flushed red, his eyes filled with rage. He raised his hand and slapped Bo Jichen across the face once more.
Bo Jichen reacted quickly, flipping over to switch places with His Majesty the Emperor, and casually pulling the blanket over both of them!
"You bastard... um~~"
"Yeah, I'm a bastard~~"
With a whoosh.
Jiang Si, wrapped in a bath towel, opened the glass door and came out.
Jiang Dandan, with his personal terminal on, came over and rubbed against her bare hand.
Jiang Si glanced at the black screen of the personal terminal and clicked her tongue: "Jiang Dandan, you must never be as servile as your dad in the future. He's such a jerk. It's one thing to not let you see the live performance, but he can't even breathe properly. He's so servile, it's unbearable to watch!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Egg doesn't understand.
Egg is not a dog.
Eggs don't fail.
Egg is a good egg!
As the egg tilted, the quantum computer that was perched on top of it fell off.
Jiang Si casually scooped up the personal computer and stuffed it into the space button on the washstand.
Just as I put the space button on my wrist, there was a loud knocking on the door.
Jiang Dandan flew out of the bathroom like a little black shadow.
Taking advantage of the moment, Jiang Si closed the bathroom door, quickly pulled out her clothes from her spatial storage, put them on, and left the bathroom with her long, wet hair reaching past her waist.
The room door was wide open.
A commotion could be heard outside.
Jiang Si put on her shoes and socks and went outside. What she saw was a row of villas, shady trees, a small bridge over a stream, and fish playing in the water.
Even though he already knew in his heart that Yuan Yigun had inherited the genes of China's infrastructure maniac, he didn't expect that he had inherited them in such a monstrous way.
She now seriously suspects that the original owner of Yuan Yigun's cat was a fan of ancient Chinese style. Otherwise, how could Yuan Yigun have built such an antique-style residential area with the charm of Jiangnan?
"My little darling, come here quickly!" Gong Ming, dressed in overalls, carrying a shovel, wearing a straw hat, and holding a basket, called out to his little darling with great enthusiasm.
Jiang Si rubbed her eyes, ran out of her two-story wooden villa, came to Gong Ming, and obediently asked, "Master, where are you going?"
Gong Ming shoved the straw hat over her head and handed her the basket: "Where are you going? Go farming! Let me tell you, the land on Rebirth Star is fertile and rich in nutrients, perfect for farming!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
They've finally been reduced to farming.
I can't accept it right away.
She followed behind her teacher and timidly reminded him, "Master, I haven't eaten yet. How about I go cook something first, and we can have a meal together?"
Gong Ming twisted his body and slapped a tube of nutrient solution at her, saying fiercely, "What are you eating for? Finish digging the ground first!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
What's going on?
If she remembers correctly, her teacher was a foodie!
Now foodies have stopped eating and are only focused on digging the ground?
No way!
Jiang Si stuffed the nutrient solution into her spatial button and hurriedly followed her teacher, starting to temptively recite the menu: "Master, spicy rabbit head, spicy rabbit cubes, braised rabbit chunks, rabbit soup, roasted rabbit, roasted whole antelope, braised yak meat, you really don't want to eat?"
Gong Ming swallowed hard, his words contradicting his true feelings: "I won't eat, absolutely not. The ground hasn't been dug up, the seeds haven't sprouted, I won't eat anything!"
Oh my!
How can you make a foodie say no to food?
Something's definitely wrong.
This is a big deal.
Jiang Si's curiosity was piqued, and she leaned closer: "Master, why are you in such a hurry to make the seeds sprout?"
Gong Ming said angrily, "What else could it be? Don't you know? The Zerg Queen visited the Empire and brought three planters she had kidnapped to Kor Star. They challenged our Empire to a plantation competition with us!"
The ginger slices are really good.
She was curious about what kind of mother insect could give birth to such a sickly little bug as He Yan: "How do you compare them?"
Gong Ming paused, opened his personal terminal, and logged onto the StarNet: "The competition will last for 10 days. Whoever can livestream the flowering and fruiting of the plant they grow will win!"
This is way too easy!
Jiang Si rubbed her hands together: "What's the betting money?"
Gong Ming turned off the personal terminal: "The wager is that if we win, the Zerg will give us 10 rare uranium-gold mineral planets. If we lose, Crown Prince He Yan will be released, and we will also send three plant cultivation healers of level 5 or above!"
Jiang Si blurted out in surprise, "Agares would agree?"
Cole Star is the territory of my cheap husband.
The female insect was swaggering around in his territory, and he didn't kill her, but instead indulged her? That's impossible, isn't it?
Gong Ming, a 7th-level plant healer of the Empire, said with great anger: "Of course the Marshal disagrees, but the Zerg Queen is too cunning. She fell ill as soon as she arrived on Kor Star, and the healers I brought with me could not cure her."
"She was thinking of borrowing a healer from the Empire, but we all know that she has ulterior motives. She used the pretext of borrowing a healer to meet the newly promoted 7th-level plant healer and then take advantage of her."
So he'd been thinking about this one dish of hers all day.
The Queen is greedy enough.
Jiang Si chuckled and asked her teacher slyly, "Master, you're also a level 7 plant healer, so why doesn't the Queen eat you? Why does she want to eat the newly promoted level 7 plant healer instead?"
Gong Ming's lips twitched, and he reached out and tapped Jiang Si on the head: "Eat me, eat me! I'm 150 years old, a bunch of old bones. How can I taste as good as the fresh and tender new plant healer?"
Jiang Si rubbed his head where he had been hit and muttered, "The Zerg Queen is an amateur. There's an old Chinese saying, 'Old ginger is spicier,' and 'An elder in the family is a treasure.' Old things are the only ones that taste good!"
Gong Ming's lips twitched again. How could his little darling's thought process be comparable to that scoundrel Yan Daqi?
"That's not how it is!" Gong Ming sighed and explained to his little darling, "The Zerg Queen somehow learned that our newly promoted 7th-tier plant healer is a young girl with extremely strong mental power!"
"Since the Zerg Queen ascended to the throne, she has only given birth to male Zerglings, not female ones. Legend has it that only by consuming plant healers with spiritual power can one possibly give birth to a female Zergling!"
"Therefore, I suspect that the Zerg Queen's visit this time is not for her Crown Prince Heyan at all, but to devour our Empire's newly promoted 7th-tier plant healer so that she can give birth to a female Zerg to inherit the Zerg throne!"
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