The 10,000-watt light bulb, the scoundrel, and Bo Jichen held their breath, their mouths agape, barely daring to breathe, staring incredulously at their wicked disciple, lost in deep suspicion.
He suspected that his prodigal son had found a new teacher and secretly received extra lessons, otherwise how could he be so good at flirting and so proactive, practically shoving him, his teacher, into a dog bowl and forcing him to eat dog food?
Jiang Si's breathing quickened, her head felt like it had been hit with a club, dizzy and disoriented, the words of her ex-husband echoing in her mind: "Your Highness, from now on, I... Agares, the Commander-in-Chief of the Troia Empire's Armed Forces, will be your personal 24-hour bodyguard. Please take care of me!"
Was he her bodyguard?
His Majesty is fulfilling his promise to her!
Agares divorced her, left with nothing, and was even forced to become her bodyguard, staying by her side 24 hours a day, watching over her—it infuriated him.
"you……"
Agares rubbed her lips with his thumb, his Adam's apple bobbed, and his voice grew increasingly deep and alluring: "What are your orders, Your Highness?"
Jiang Si, who is obsessed with voice, hands, and looks, felt like she was going to die. The man in front of her, holding her neck, fit her aesthetic perfectly from head to toe, inside and out.
Just like in the novels she read, he had no flaws whatsoever; he was good in every way, and she couldn't find anything wrong with him.
Jiang Si swallowed hard, raised the hand holding the willow branch, pointed towards the door, and coldly ordered, "Go stand outside!"
“Yes, Your Highness!” Agares released his grip on her neck, took a step back, gave her a knightly salute, and turned to walk toward the door.
Jiang Si pinched herself hard, the pain making her gasp. She looked at Bo Jichen, pointed at the tall and imposing Agares walking towards the door, and gritted her teeth, saying, "You scoundrel, has he taken the wrong medicine, or is some little bug impersonating him?"
Oh right?
Is this the yandere little bug Henyan in disguise?
Definitely.
Absolutely.
Bo Jichen wasn't much better than his adopted daughter. He also pinched himself hard, and the pain made him jump up from the sofa: "Tutoring? He betrayed me, his teacher, and found another teacher for tutoring."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Tutoring?
Try flirting again?
Are you kidding me?
Bo Jichen looked at his wicked disciple, who had already arrived at the door and stood tall and straight like a pine tree, and his eyes lit up: "I understand!"
Jiang Si looked on with a puzzled expression: "What do you know?"
Bo Jichen pointed at his own dissolute disciple: "He was divorced and left with nothing. Apart from a title, he is penniless. So, he wants to live off a woman!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
What?
A prince, the Imperial Marshal, second only to the emperor, has bad teeth and wants to live off women. What makes him so special?
"Hehe!" Jiang Si chuckled twice, picked up Jiang Dandan and stood up: "You scoundrel, please go and tell him that if he wants to live off me, no way, not even a window. Don't even think about it!"
Bo Jichen shook his head like a rattle-drum, refusing: "I'm not going to talk to him. He's penniless right now. What if he tries to live off me?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Bo Jichen hurriedly stated his position: "Let me tell you, my money, my person, my heart, every hair on my head belong to my dear family. No one else can even think about it!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
This situation is just like lifting a stone only to drop it on one's own foot.
After smashing it, she couldn't blame anyone else. She had said that even if she divorced him, she would still torment him, making him watch over her every day and be her 24-hour bodyguard.
Okay, the divorce is over, and she got all his money and belongings. He's not really going to have a legitimate reason to live off her, is he?
"Aaaaaah!" Jiang Si stood up, screamed, and ran upstairs, clutching her messy hair. "I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy!"
Jiang Dandan, who rolled off Jiang Si's lap, was about to run away with her, but was caught by her own dog dad.
It shook its egg violently, trying to escape its dog father.
Bo Jichen spoke to it with his consciousness, threatening, "Behave yourself, or I'll smash your eggshell and make you into a steamed egg!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Steamed egg?
Is it really appropriate to threaten your own child like that?
Is it a person?
Is it a person?
Is it a person?
Bo Jichen reached out and tapped his child's shell, asking in his mind, "How did your uncle and aunt start fighting?"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
How did the fight start?
That's how the fight started.
How else could they have started fighting?
Isn't Dog Dad making things difficult for Egg?
Jiang Dandan wobbled its egg.
Bo Jichen narrowed his eyes: "You have to demonstrate for me. Okay, I'll believe you this time!"
He loosened his grip on the egg.
With a whoosh, a dark shadow flashed by, and the egg was gone.
Bo Jichen cursed, "You little brat, you deserve a beating!"
After finishing his rant, he turned his gaze to the unfilial disciple standing at the door, rolled his eyes, and walked towards the door.
Agares stood at the door, looking every bit like a qualified guard, his eyes fixed straight ahead, his posture upright, exuding an imposing aura.
Bo Jichen stood opposite him and asked directly, "Agares, the moment you were left with nothing, you should have known clearly that it was His Majesty who used his privilege to divorce you!"
Agares stared at his teacher with a cold expression and corrected him, "He was only left with nothing, not divorced!"
Bo Jichen exhaled a breath of stale air: "No, you need to clearly understand that legally you and Mu Jiangsi do not have a marital relationship!"
Agares' dark eyes narrowed: "I know!"
Bo Jichen was slightly surprised: "Since you knew, why did you flirt with her after the divorce, and why did you try to knock her unconscious when she acted coquettishly towards you and slept in the same bed with you while you were still married?"
Agares rubbed his fingers together, looked directly at his teacher, and said in a deep voice, "She's grown up!"
Bo Jichen: "..."
He recognized the characters when they were separated.
Why does he seem so unfamiliar when put together?
What do you mean by "she's grown up"?
She is an adult.
Jiang Si went upstairs, intending to find a room at random and take a nap, but she heard Yuan Yi snoring loudly.
She went over and saw that Yuan Yi's door wasn't closed properly, which was why the snoring could be heard.
She pushed open the door and saw a huge panda cub, not sleeping on a bed, but sprawled out like a pancake, all four paws sticking out.
Just as she was about to step inside, her personal terminal vibrated. She stopped pushing the door open, glanced at the terminal, went to the empty room next door, closed the door, and connected to a voice communication: "Chu Xi, good morning!"
Chu Xi was surprised that her idol, the goddess, had already gotten up and hadn't slept in. "Good morning, goddess... no, madam."
Jiang Si opened her mouth to correct him, saying it wasn't "Madam," but "Ex-Madam," only to hear him say again, "Madam, is your period only starting now, or didn't it before?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
What's going on?
These days, therapists, even across galaxies, are so wildly concerned about other people's menstrual cycles?
Jiang Si cleared her throat: "What do you mean?"
Chu Xi said with a smile, "It's nothing. I heard from the commander that the lady grew up on a garbage planet. She didn't eat or drink well, and she wasn't dressed warmly enough. Her physical development was also a bit later than others, and her period was delayed, which is normal!"
"Madam, there's no need to feel embarrassed. I'm a therapist, and so am you. All girls have these feelings!"
Jiang Si was completely confused: "No, I know about periods, and I know every girl has them, but I don't know how you know when my period is coming?"
Chu Xi's smile vanished, and her voice turned serious: "Reporting to Madam, it was the Commander who told me an hour ago that your period has started and asked me to come up with a plan!"
Jiang Si immediately became alert and said in a cold voice, "A plan? I'm on my period, and you still want me to come up with a plan? What, are you trying to dissect me?"
Having a menstrual cycle means that ovulation is occurring normally.
If you can ovulate, you can have a baby.
What are they going to do?
Hearing her idol's cold voice through the screen, Chu Xi hurriedly explained, "Madam, please don't misunderstand. No one wants to dissect you. It's just that your size is not commensurate with the commander-in-chief's. You need to expand your body and take care of yourself!"
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