Ginger shreds: "..."
Little friend, do you have a lot of questions?
He himself made the Chinese washboard a viral sensation in the interstellar world, taking center stage in popularity.
Can you kneel down yourself and see if it's okay?
Jiang Si pushed away the washboard in front of her and said in a deep voice, "No need. I'm not in good health or mental strength. I'm not good at testing products. Let's just forget about it!"
This washboard has generated direct profits for the Hunter Legion. This morning, another 500,000 units were put on the market and sold out instantly.
The entire logistics team worked overtime, wishing they could get two more machines, working day and night, all just to make more money.
The legion generates profits, and those people benefit the most from this, as they can buy the most advanced weapons and the most expensive mechs.
How could Millennium miss the opportunity to let the inspectors know the charm of the washboard? He even pointed at the inspectors, saying that after inspecting the Hunting Legion, they should go to other legions to inspect and promote the washboard again, so that other legions would order more!
"Try it! According to human practice and research reports, this kind of washboard used for punishment won't harm your mental strength or genes!" Qianxi stepped forward, eagerly recommending the washboard to Jiang Si: "It only causes minimal physical harm, but the strong sense of humiliation comes from the subjective intent!"
"Even our madam highly recommends this washboard, so you must try it. After you try it, I'll personally give you one. After you get married, if your husband makes you unhappy, make him kneel on the washboard and play rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror. Whoever wins gets to go to bed with you. Isn't that exciting?"
Kneeling on a washboard in front of a mirror?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Why do these lines sound so familiar?
Wasn't that a line she posted on StarNet?
And their wives strongly recommended it?
Who is their wife?
Is it her?
Jiang Si shook her head and chuckled dryly, "Really, it's not necessary. As an inspector, I can't take a single penny from the army. Even if you gave it to me privately, I don't need it!"
One of the Hunter Legion's finest traditions is that they will not easily compromise until they are dead.
Millennium deeply understands the fine traditions of the Hunter Legion: "You don't need to. You'll have to register for marriage later. Once you register for marriage, you'll have a husband. And when couples live together, there will inevitably be some bumps along the way!"
"With this, you'll have the best tool to resolve any disagreements between you and your husband. Try it now, get it sooner, and be prepared so that you won't be left without a way to punish him if you ever have a disagreement with your husband!"
Besides fighting, the members of the Hunter Legion also do sales.
This salesperson is as smooth-talking as an ancient Chinese health product salesperson: "Buy, buy, buy now! Buy it and you'll live to be a hundred! Buy it and you'll be healthy and have a great appetite!"
“Really, no need!” Jiang Si took a step back, dodging the washboard Qianxi offered. “Aren’t we going to deal with the low-level insects? Now…”
"Inspector!" Qianxi suddenly interrupted her, leaning close to her and unleashing his trump card: "To be honest, our lady has also prepared one for our commander-in-chief!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!"
What did she prepare for her cheap husband?
When did this happen?
Not one to shy away from stirring things up, Qianxi continued, "Our commander-in-chief is a henpecked husband, he's kneeling down!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
The cheap husband even knelt down?
Or is he a henpecked husband?
What kind of metaphysics is this?
Could it be that he has other wives?
The cut on my lips wasn't from someone cutting me.
Was it chewed open?
Their gossipy hearts and eager eyes were instantly ablaze.
Jiang Sitou leaned forward and asked Qianxi slyly, "When did this happen? Hey, is there a video? Can you share it?"
Millennium: "..."
Why not play by the rules?
Shouldn't we be testing the washboard?
Why are you asking for videos again?
Who would dare make the marshal kneel?
He was just talking nonsense.
"How could there be a video of this? It's just the two of them doing it in private, kneeling down for fun!" Qianxi tried her best to change her lie. "Think about it, even the commander-in-chief knelt down, which means this is a really good thing, something everyone deserves to have. Don't you really want to try it?"
"Really, you don't need to..."
Suddenly!
Agareth's icy voice cut in, drowning out Jiang Si's words, and asked Millennium, "I've already tried kneeling, Colonel Millennium?"
We're doomed.
The head coach caught them red-handed.
Millennium tensed up, and the hand holding the washboard began to tremble.
Jiang Si's eyes flashed behind her sunglasses. Before Qianxi could speak, she snatched the washboard from his hand, turned around, and handed it to Agares, who was standing three steps behind them. She said, "Your Highness Agares, your adjutant is trying his best to recommend the wonders of the washboard to me. I am not in good health, and my mental strength is not good either. Could you please try kneeling on it and tell me about its wonders?"
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