Jiang Si's pupils suddenly contracted, and her body stiffened.
Agares's hot, dry lips gently brushed against his wife's lips before pulling away, his gaze unfathomable as he looked at her.
Jiang Si covered her lips, her chubby face flushed, and stared with wide, startled eyes like a doe. She took several steps back and stammered, "You...you...you...who are you, little bug?"
Agares suppressed the darkness in his eyes, watching as the fierce little kitten turned into a frightened rabbit. He took two steps forward, reached out and removed his wife's hand from her mouth, rubbed her lips with his thumb, and said in a deep voice, "Sorry, I won't evolve into an insect!"
Jiang Si's heart pounded, her eyes wide like saucers. "You haven't evolved into an insect, but your behavior is that of an insect. The fight we agreed to still stand. Let's fight!"
Agares slowly withdrew his hand, took out a small, thin, round, emerald-green bracelet from his spatial storage, and slipped it onto his wife's right hand: "This bracelet will turn red if there are Zerg people within one meter of you!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
This is a good thing.
Why are you only bringing it now?
My ex kept it a secret.
Jiang Si pulled her hand back. "We've already agreed to fight, and we have to!"
Agares looked at his excited, blushing wife, who was practically ready to jump up and fight, and once again took out a piece of paper from his spatial storage and handed it to her: "Here!"
Jiang Si took the paper with a slight wariness, opened it, and thought she was seeing things. Then she rubbed her eyes, looked again, and realized she wasn't seeing things.
The paper in my hand says: 1. You should not do strenuous exercise during your period. Strenuous exercise will promote blood circulation and cause vasodilation, resulting in excessive menstrual flow, prolonged vaginal bleeding, and symptoms such as lower abdominal pain and back pain.
2. Strenuous exercise can lead to dysmenorrhea, as menstrual blood flows backward from the uterine cavity into the pelvic cavity, causing pain. It also increases the risk of infection, leading to various gynecological inflammations such as vaginitis, cervicitis, pelvic inflammatory disease, and endometritis.
3. Excessive activity and stimulation during menstruation can easily lead to increased blood flow, which can harm health, causing uterine prolapse, endometriosis, and progressive pain that can lead to infertility, ovarian rupture, etc.
P.S.: You can do some gentle exercise, such as walking or gentle calisthenics, depending on your physical condition.
After reading it, Jiang Si felt like she was about to choke on blood. She took several deep breaths to swallow it down, then slammed the paper against Agares' chest. "Goodbye!"
Agares reached out and took the note, watching his sullen wife turn and walk towards her room in the manor, a slight smile playing on his lips.
Jiang Si returned to her room, went into the kitchen, put one hand on her hip and the other to rub her hair, jumping around frantically until Yu Feifei knocked on the kitchen door: "Daughter, dancing?"
Jiang Si instantly returned to normal, turned around, and grinned, "Yeah, isn't it pretty?"
One dared to ask, one dared to speak, and one dared to answer: "It's beautiful, especially gorgeous, but Mommy has something I'd like to ask you for help with!"
Jiang Si's nose twitched, as if she smelled a faint scent of alcohol: "What's up?"
Yu Feifei walked in, put her arm around her precious daughter's shoulder, and whispered a few words in her ear.
Jiang Si exclaimed, "Feifei, are you sure you want to go this far?"
A hint of embarrassment flashed across Yu Feifei's eyes: "Isn't it because your young master Qing can't get up? Can you help me out, my darling? I'll send you a big red envelope!"
Jiang Si thought for a moment, then reluctantly agreed, "Okay, but no need for a red envelope. I'm just making this for Shaoqing's father!"
Yu Feifei grinned happily, gave her a kiss on her chubby, rosy little daughter's face, and said, "I love you!"
Jiang Si waved her hand: "Alright, alright, go keep Shao Qing company, I'll go search online and see if I can find it!"
Yu Feifei nodded her head like a chick pecking at rice: "Okay, okay, I'll go up first!"
Jiang Si urged her to hurry up and leave: "Go, go!"
Before leaving, Yu Feifei didn't forget to send a red envelope containing 188,000 to her beloved daughter.
Jiang Si didn't stand on ceremony with her. She accepted the red envelope, found beef bones, pork bones, and chicken, blanched them, divided them into three pots, and made soup.
While the soup was simmering, she opened the StarNet. Before even going to the shop, she saw the StarNet flooded with news that the new Zerg emperor, He Yan, would visit the Troia Empire in nine days to discuss a peace treaty between the two countries.
When Jiang Si saw the message, she clicked her tongue. The yandere little bug was so audacious to appear here. It turned out that she had made preparations in advance, coming alone first, with the main force following behind.
No wonder he disguised himself as Agares and recklessly flirted with death, acting as if he loved that Agares didn't like him and that Agares couldn't get rid of him. After all, he was the new emperor of a country, and killing him would trigger a war between the two nations.
Jiang Si checked the time. The Fourth Civilization and the Zerg arrived in one day. These weaklings could make a whole mahjong table if they were put together.
Damn it!
Let them die, when they come, let Agareth bite them.
Having figured this out, Jiang Si ignored them and switched from the StarNet to the online store. After searching around, she found what she was looking for: tiger penis, donkey penis, horse penis...
But the merchant said that if I paid half the deposit, they would find the ingredients on the spot, and the price wouldn't be expensive. So I ordered 10 of each kind of ginger and paid the full amount to the merchant.
The merchant, who made a living by hunting mutated beasts, received the full payment and was stunned for a long time. He thought he was seeing things and quickly sent a message to ask.
Jiang Si replied to him, saying that she was right and that was all she needed. If she couldn't gather them all today, she could send them over once she had gathered one of each item.
The merchant was finally relieved; this was a big deal. He quickly called his men to get things done.
Jiang Si checked the time; it was almost 2 o'clock. She stir-fried some shredded pork, made some pancakes, rolled one up, and just as she took a bite, Agares walked in, took out some dried Cistanche deserticola from her spatial storage, and placed it on the counter.
As a 3000-year-old relic with the traditional Chinese virtue of reciprocity, Jiang Si saw her cheap ex-boyfriend put something on the table, and on a whim, raised the hand holding a meat roll and blurted out, "Have you eaten? Do you want something to eat?"
She regretted it as soon as she said it, cursing herself for being so foul-mouthed.
She's her ex-husband now. He's an ex-husband, only good for eating shit, not for eating rice.
"You've already eaten, right? So you're not eating..."
"Thank you!" Before Jiang Si could finish speaking, Agares snatched the meat roll from her hand, took a bite from the spot Jiang Si had bitten, and slowly chewed and swallowed. "It's delicious, thank you!"
Jiang Si chuckled dryly, "No need to be polite, no need to be polite, I'm glad you like it!"
Luckily, there was still one pancake left. I rolled the shredded meat back in the ginger and ate it. But I wasn't full, so I drank half a cup of warm water, but I still wasn't full.
She wasn't full, and neither was her ex. Since she'd already acted stupidly once, she didn't care about acting stupidly a second time.
Jiang Si pulled at his head, then made two more pancakes, rolled up some shredded meat, put them on a plate, and handed them to Agares.
Agares smiled slightly and took the plate. "Thank you!"
Jiang Si snorted coldly, turned down the heat to boil the soup, and left the kitchen.
Half an hour later.
Jiang Si rummaged through the box of seeds Yan Qi had given her and found a few watermelon seeds. Just as she stepped out of the room, the bracelet that Agares had put on her wrist turned red.
Jiang Si stopped in her tracks and called into the house, "Agares, come and beat up those bugs!"
He Yan, who had crawled out of the fertile black soil, was disheveled and covered in mud. When he heard Jiang Si shout, his golden eyes flashed with renewed ferocity, and he pounced on Jiang Si: "Jiang Jiang, come back with me and be the empress. I'll love you!"
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