The Royal Family Rankings: A Treasure Trove
The person in front of me is definitely number one.
Rock-paper-scissors?
How the hell did they come up with this brilliant idea?
Jiang Si's eyes fell on the tree leaf tip that Bo Jichen had cut with his long knife. The leaf tip was cut neatly, not a bit more or less, about two centimeters.
She nodded emphatically: "Your idea is excellent. Rock-paper-scissors is a timeless and universally applicable, harmless, and extremely effective way to solve problems in a simple and brutal way."
"So here's the question: before we resolve this, do you dare put down the knife before asking? When I see your knife, I feel terrified, my heart pounds, and my hands tremble violently."
Bo Jichen weighed the nearly 1.2-meter-long sword in his hand: "This is just a little gadget, all show and no substance. What are you afraid of?"
He brandished a knife and threatened her!
And you even asked her what she was afraid of?
Is it okay if she's afraid he'll cut her?
"Afraid of dying?" Jiang Si covered her chest with her hand and patted it. She looked away and glanced at his neck, thinking and pondering. Was this a cross-dressing master or a cross-dressing master? She couldn't see his Adam's apple or his chest. Was she going to have to take off his clothes?
"Afraid of death?" Bo Jichen's purple eyes gleamed with amusement. "If you're afraid of death, why are you staring at me so intently? Do I have a mole on my face? Or are you thinking of taking off my clothes to see if I have abs?"
Such bold and provocative words came out.
"Cough cough!" Jiang Si suddenly coughed, her face, smeared with greasepaint, couldn't hide the redness from her cough.
The culprit who caused her cough continued his flirtatious chatter as if nothing had happened: "If you want to see it, just tell me, I won't refuse you. We're family, after all, we can't be so formal!"
"So you want to see? If you want to see, I'll take my clothes off for you. This place is secluded, and no one will bother us. I'll let you see as much as you want."
"But I'm warning you beforehand, you're only allowed to look and comment, but you're not allowed to touch it."
Who the hell would want to touch him?
Is this the teacher of my cheap husband?
Are you kidding her?
How could he possibly raise a son like his cheap husband, a serious and earnest man who only talks about the law and never utters a single word of the righteous light of the empire?
She had serious doubts.
Doubt with your soul.
The man in front of her, spouting lewd remarks, was the most troublesome enemy she had ever encountered. Tsk, this is hilarious.
Jiang Si stopped coughing, took a step back from the treetop, and sat down in an inviting pose, her hands slumped: "Take it off, and after you're done, we'll play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever loses has to answer a question. Come on, take it off!"
Bo Jichen brandished his knife, instantly frostling the tip: "My darling is really in a hurry!"
Jiang Si grinned and looked completely innocent: "It's not that I'm in a hurry, it's clearly a free lunch. Why not take a look?"
"Come on, let's take advantage of this secluded and deserted place and quickly look around. After we've looked, we'll play rock-paper-scissors, right?"
Say dirty things to her, and she'll think she won't look. Set a trap for her, and see who falls into it now.
Bo Jichen's lips curled up, and the white frost on the tip of the knife instantly turned into six snowflakes that rushed towards Jiang Si.
Jiang Si turned her body, perfectly dodging the six-petaled snowflakes that were attacking her, and jumped three steps away from him. She looked him up and down, clicked her tongue, and concluded, "Looks like you're not the brother-in-law, but the sister-in-law."
"I can't look at my sister-in-law's body; only His Majesty can see it. I understand. You don't need to take your clothes off."
It's a done deal that he's a cross-dressing master.
I really thought he was a cross-dressing master who went through countless dramatic and arduous experiences with His Majesty before finally getting together.
I'm also thinking about shipping some different kinds of couples.
Well, you didn't bump into anything...
That's not right.
While inwardly lamenting her misfortune, Jiang Si suddenly remembered that her brother-in-law was a cross-dressing master, so her fertility score was probably over 50, maybe even 100. Why hadn't she had children after being married to His Majesty for so many years?
This is completely contrary to the basic setting of romance novels. Shouldn't someone like her, who has cheat codes, have one child a year and two children in three years?
How come it became fertility problems for her?
Not having a child for decades?
Bo Jichen sighed, looking utterly helpless. "The negotiations have failed again. It's time to draw blood. Come on, show me your weapons."
She's not human, he's a dog.
He's the one who wants to take off his clothes, and he's the one who doesn't.
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow and said, "I'm too weak to even kill a chicken, so I have no weapons. I can only fight hand-to-hand."
After speaking, he stepped onto the treetop and shot straight into the silent dust like a streak of light.
The long sword in Bo Jichen's hand, gleaming with cold light, instantly transformed into an ice blade. He gripped the hilt with both hands and slashed at Jiang Si, who was charging towards him.
Jiang Si did not retaliate. Just as she said, she chose to fight hand-to-hand, bare-handed, and use her body to block the blade.
Just as the ice blade was about to strike Jiang Si, Bo Jichen's purple eyes narrowed, and he slightly tilted his hand, causing the blade tip to deviate from Jiang Si.
In that instant, Jiang Si moved with lightning speed, grabbing the back of his knife with one hand and using it to spin her body.
His other hand gripped his collar, his dark eyes gleaming with cunning: "Sorry, sister-in-law, I still want to see your beautiful abs!"
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