Yuan Yigun looked at the small pile of bamboo shoots and dried bamboo shoots in the middle of the table. His love for bamboo shoots made him so excited that his ears almost popped out again: "Are they all for me?"
Jiang Si smiled, her eyes crinkling like crescent moons: "It's all for you, let me tell you, Gun Gun, those dried bamboo shoots, I used the tender tips of the bamboo to dry. I spent several days peeling bamboo shoots to dry just this little bit, they're so tender and good for chewing, they're really good."
Yuan Yi got up and stretched out his little arm, as if afraid someone would snatch it from him. With a whoosh, he scooped up the bamboo shoots and dried bamboo shoots in the middle of the table, stuffed them into his spatial button, and grinned, his childish smile radiating sweetness. He spontaneously changed how he addressed Jiang Si: "Thank you, Jiang Jiang. I'll hide them and eat them slowly. I won't give them to anyone."
ah.
Even without those cat ears, panda cubs are still adorable and cute.
It's so cute, I want to give it my heart and soul.
As expected, the Chinese people are inherently powerless against panda cubs.
It's not her fault.
It's not her fault!
She simply couldn't resist the innate Chinese instinct to pet panda cubs.
"Don't be so polite, don't be so polite. Tell me if you have anything delicious, and I'll dry some bamboo for you next time I come across it." Jiang Si put her elbows on the table, pressed her chest against them, and leaned her body towards the table with her butt sticking out, completely ignoring her cheap husband's face, which was as dark as black water: "Get lost, I remember your ancestors ate bamboo rats, pheasants, and birds in addition to bamboo. After so many years of evolution and mutation, do you still eat meat?"
Upon hearing this, Yuan Yigun looked at him with eyes full of admiration, as if he had met a relative or elder: "Jiang Jiang, you...you are so amazing! You even know that our Pandaren ancestors ate meat. I only learned about this after I grew up and read it in the family records. Our Pandaren ancestors 'urinated upside down' to mate, not by touching their ears. Touching their ears was because 'urinating upside down to mate' was considered unseemly, and they were afraid of urinating on their faces, so they changed to touching their ears."
"Our ancestors, the Panda people, in addition to eating bamboo, occasionally ate other plants, such as awnless wheat, corn, horsetail, green grass, porous fungus, wild angelica, notopterygium, young fir bark and dozens of other plants. They would even scavenge animal carcasses or catch smaller animals for food."
"Unfortunately, more than 3,000 years have passed since then. I don't even know what Qingmao, Duokongxun, or Qianghuo are. We don't eat meat now either; we just eat wheat, corn, and bamboo shoots."
"That's a pity." Jiang Si leaned her upper body on the table, her eyes only on the cute little cat: "I was thinking of making you some meat jerky to help you chew. If you don't want to eat it, that's okay. I have fruit here, I'll give it all to you: lemons, tangerines, a few bunches of grapes, and apples."
Yuan Yigun stared wide-eyed as she pulled fruit out of her spatial storage, stammering in shock, "Jiang Jiang... Jiang Jiang... are these all for me? You don't even give your husband the bamboo shoots and dried bamboo shoots to cook with meat, is it okay to give these to me? Won't your husband be angry?"
Jiang Si pulled out all the supplies from her spatial storage and placed them on the table, her eyes only on the panda cub: "Why is he angry? He makes me angry every day. Don't mind him. Cub... Go away, you eat, it's all yours. Let me tell you, you pandas need a balanced diet to stay healthy."
"When you're healthy, your fur will be shiny and your ears will be shiny too. Hey, don't poke me, let me finish talking to the panda."
Who keeps tugging at her clothes? Can't you see she's busy talking to the panda cubs? The world is vast, but the panda cubs are the most important.
"Daughter, have you forgotten the important reason we came here today?" Bo Jichen broke out in a cold sweat. He walked around his seat, and she hadn't seen him for two minutes. She was really on a path of self-destruction with no turning back, and even warships and aircraft carriers couldn't pull her back.
"I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten." Jiang Si didn't even turn her head, and reached out to tug at the air. "Let me talk to Gun Gun first, and then we'll talk."
Yuan Yi reached out to grab the fruit on the table, but his gaze met that of the man next to Jiang Jiang. He shuddered violently and blurted out, almost without thinking, "Jiang Jiang, is your husband treating you badly?"
The ginger slices were practically crawling onto the table.
When she saw the black, furry ears on Yuan Yi's head moving inside his white hair, she couldn't control who she was.
I want to rub it, I want to touch it, I want to masturbate it.
“He is the one I’ve chosen. Let me tell you, the first time I saw his photo, it was a picture of him coming off the battlefield, with blood still on his face.”
"The first time I saw him in person, he had long legs, a handsome face, and was like a human freezer. Every part of him was to my liking, and he looked exactly like my ideal man."
"Ah, he's a soldier?" Yuan Yigun clearly felt the pressure he was under ease ease a bit, and the man next to Jiang Jiang's gaze wasn't so cold anymore: "Is he a frontline combatant of the Troya Empire?"
Jiang Si nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, but there's one problem: he hasn't fallen in love with me yet and wants a divorce."
"My dear daughter," Bo Jichen's cool voice rang out again, "can you finish your business first before we chat?"
If we keep going, my secret identity will be exposed.
The pup's face is unbearable to look at.
If that bastard really finds out, he won't be so angry that he'll carry her to get a spanking, but rather carry her to get a divorce.
If that brat really divorces her, and he goes back to the palace, it won't be as simple as kneeling on durians; His Majesty could kill him. Just thinking about it is terrifying.
"Oh, oh, oh." Jiang Si's gaze was completely fixed on the panda cubs. She let out two "ohs" in a row, then changed the subject: "Hey pandas, do you think that seed that Earth brought over was only half sold at the auction, and the other half is still up for grabs?"
Yuan Yigun tried his best not to look at the man next to Jiang Jiang. "Yes, there's still more than half here. You can have it all if you want."
As he spoke, he took a box out of his spatial storage, placed it on the table, and pushed it towards Jiang Si.
Jiang Si opened the box and saw a small bag inside—it was the same bag she used to store seeds.
She picked up the small bag, weighed it in her hand, opened it, reached inside, grabbed a handful of seeds, looked at them, and said, "Gungun, here are watermelon seeds and carrot seeds. These are all things that you cats like to eat. Oh, Gungun, I remember now, you cats also like to drink milk from a bowl."
Yuan Yigun blushed, his ears turning red as well. "Jiang Jiang, you even know we like to drink 'basin milk'?"
Jiang Si put the seeds she had picked out into a small bag, tied the bag up, and said, "Of course I know. I wouldn't dare say that in this era, I dare to admit that I am second to none in understanding you panda cats."
"However, to make the 'basin milk,' you need the saliva and milk of a panda mother, which I can't get for you. But I can grow carrots for you to eat. By the way, how much are these seeds? I don't have that much money right now. Can I write you an IOU and pay you in installments?"
Yuan Yigun quickly waved his hand: "No money, no money, it's yours for free. The fruit you sold here, Tu Mi originally gave you an extra 5% of the total auction amount, but now I'll personally give you 15% of the total auction amount, no, 25%!"
As he spoke, he tried his best not to look at the man next to Jiang Si. The man's eyes were so cold and terrifying that they almost scared Xiong Xiong to death!
but.
Yuan Yigun, still fearing he might be scared to death, paused for a moment, then looked at Jiang Jiang and was no longer afraid: "Jiang Jiang, I estimate that your fruits can fetch at least 5 billion. I'll add another 25% for you. Don't be afraid that your husband wants to divorce you. You're so outstanding and beautiful, why are you worried about not finding a husband?"
"Let me tell you, in our panda family genealogy, there's a saying from a Chinese panda owner: 'There are plenty of fish in the sea. Give up one tree, and you'll have a whole forest. Either be a fishpond owner or a sea king, and you'll never lack handsome guys.' I think that makes a lot of sense, don't you think?"
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