Confidential intensive training.
The Marshal personally gave the instructions!
That's so lucky!
While feeling envious, Qianxi thought of a question and asked, "Commander, the other departments of the top ten military academies have a large number of students, but the culinary departments of the top ten military academies combined don't even have 500 students!"
Agares said in a deep voice, "Come on, all of you!"
Upon hearing this, Qianxi knew what to do: "Yes, I'll send a message to the military right away!"
Agares severed the quantum computer, rolled up his sleeves, took out two laundry basins from his spatial button, bent down to pick up the clothes that a naughty child had thrown everywhere, and paused when he picked up the underwear, a blush creeping up his neck...
"Click."
A group of Red Eyebrows Fleet bandits sat on the ground, munching on apples, forming a large circle as if holding a symposium.
Si Mubei pouted her red lips, touched her chin, and asked her adopted daughter, "Daughter, what do you think of my appearance?"
Jiang Si found her value in being needed among this group of single people: "You are especially..."
The word "beauty" has not yet been spoken.
While chewing on an apple, Fu Huan complained about raising her voice to drown out Jiang Si's words, and retorted, "The voluptuous figure is fake, the slender waist is fake, and the waterfall-like hair is even more fake!"
"Nine tails and some are bald. Second brother, can you please stop misleading our daughter? She's beautiful, kind-hearted, and has a sweet tongue. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but you can't let her tell lies!"
Gong Gong chimed in, "It's better to die than to die, fellow Daoist!" He continued, "Yes, yes, second brother, isn't being second brother for ten thousand years pretty good? If the sky falls, the eldest brother will hold it up; if the ground collapses, the short ones will go down first!"
"Why are you always thinking about killing the boss? If the boss isn't around, you're just a monkey ruling the land. What's the point?"
Si Mubei, with a bald tail, a perpetual second-place finisher, a dead cross-dresser, and fake ample bosom: "..."
It's not very harmful, but it's quite insulting.
These scumbags have no ambition of their own, and they drag him down with them.
"Daughter, don't listen to their nonsense. They're just jealous of how beautiful I am!" Si Mubei said, tossing her long, wavy hair and deliberately flaunting her ample bosom. "Tell me, what do you think about me trying to seduce him?"
Jiang Si looked completely bewildered: "Who are you trying to hook?"
Si Mubei pressed his personal computer, which projected outwards, turning into a large screen. On the screen appeared Jiu Feng, the Great Witch of the Fourth Civilization, with a wide black robe, long hair that reached her ankles and an absolutely beautiful appearance that was not at all effeminate.
Si Mubei's eyes lit up with excitement: "Go for it!"
"Pfft!" Not only Jiang Si couldn't help but burst out laughing, but everyone else couldn't help but chuckle.
After laughing, the shameless bandits chimed in, one after another: "Second brother, you're an orc with nine tails. No matter how beautiful you are, you still have a lot of flesh on your lower body. The great shaman of the Fourth Civilization looks down on you with his nose in the air!"
"Yeah, second brother, different races mean different sizes. Different sizes are like a toothpick poking your nose or an iron rod stirring up poop, there's nothing amazing about it!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Poke your nose with a toothpick?
Stirring up poop with an iron rod?
Jiang Si said she didn't want to be the girl who knew everything instantly; she knew nothing, she was just an innocent bean sprout, a pitiful little thing.
Si Mubei puffed out her ample chest and yelled at the crowd, "What do you know? Who is Jiu Feng? He's a god of the Fourth Civilization, the faith of the Fourth Civilization. Once you've hooked him, all the good stuff from the Fourth Civilization will be yours for the taking!"
"He has a wife!" Yu Feifei, excluded from the circle of single dogs, held Bai Shaoqing's hand and said weakly, "He has a wife he raised for 188 years. Although his wife ran away, you have no chance."
Si Mubei turned his head and glared at Yu Feifei, who was stuffing dog food everywhere: "I say, you people are too narrow-minded. Haven't you heard that those who come first are not as good as those who come later, and those who come later are not as good as those who are lucky enough to arrive at the right time?"
"Didn't his wife run away? He's been looking for her for decades and hasn't found her. He's feeling lonely and empty right now, so I'll go and seduce him and win him over in one fell swoop, no problem!"
Yu Feifei continued to pour cold water on the idea: "You're not the only one in the Fourth Civilization who thinks this way. Don't blame me for not warning you; anyone who tries to seduce him is already old enough to be buried under a mountain of weeds!"
"If you leave, I won't be collecting your corpse. I want to live to be 500 years old with my Qingqing, be a divine couple, and have a whole brood of babies!"
The bandits: "..."
That damned Fishy can get lost.
I didn't see so many single people.
Is it fun to force-feed dogs?
Si Mubei spat and said in a sissy tone, "What do you cowardly people know? Shut up! I'm asking my daughter. Daughter, what do you think?"
What does she think?
As long as there's a good show, I'll sit back, eat sunflower seeds, and watch!
Jiang Si, always eager to stir up trouble, gave Si Mubei a thumbs up: "Mubei, you're a true hero! Knowing there are tigers in the mountains, you still went ahead and took on a challenging task. As your little darling, I admire you!"
"As for my opinion, you are an adult, and you can do what you decide. Of course, let me give you a little reminder: that chicken from the Fourth Civilization is good for playing with cannons, but not for long-term relationships!"
"A white moonlight or a cinnabar mole is irreplaceable, so... you should consider this carefully. You are beautiful, have a great figure, and are breathtaking, but..."
"But!" Si Mubei stood up abruptly, waved his arm, and his effeminate voice transformed into a powerful male voice, "I've decided to first write a smutty story on the internet: The Great Witch Jiufeng of the Fourth Civilization Finds a Beastman Substitute to Replace Her White Moonlight, just to test Jiufeng's bottom line!"
The bandits: "Tch, shameless!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
Writing erotic fiction?
Si Mubei has this little hobby?
Jiang Si reached out and tugged at his bodycon skirt: "Mu Bei, what kind of erotic novels are you writing? Let me see them and see what I'm made of!"
Si Mubei looked down at his adopted daughter: "Haven't you already seen it?"
Jiang Si pointed at herself, utterly bewildered: "I've already witnessed it. When did this happen?"
Si Mubei tapped his personal computer, and the photo projected on it changed to one of a man with a full beard and only a pair of disguised eyes, the Red-Eyebrowed Fleet Leader, holding a little boy whose legs were visible but whose face was not.
Si Mubei said proudly and smugly, "Daughter, I took all of these photos and uploaded them all. I edited the text under each photo, and I wrote quite a few short stories under the text. Don't tell me you haven't seen these photos of your dad?"
Ginger shreds: "..."
hehe!
She had seen it.
She had seen it when she suspected Bo Xilai.
At the time, she was still vaguely puzzled.
That scoundrel is so careful, how could he possibly allow even a single image of his back to be seen in a photo of himself and His Majesty?
It turns out that you can guard against thieves day and night, but it's hard to guard against thieves within your own family!
His family attempted to eliminate his second-in-command, who was also his biggest hater.
Taking advantage of his proximity, he took many photos of Bo Xilai and His Majesty from different angles, uploaded them online, and fabricated stories about Bo Xilai being ruthless and manipulating young boys.
"Daughter, you really haven't read it?" Si Mubei looked at his adopted daughter's indescribable expression and couldn't help but say with disdain, "You're such a failure as a daughter. Wow, your writing is so good, you got a lot of likes and tips!"
Jiang Si looked up at the smug face of Si Mubei, the second-in-command of the Red Eyebrow Fleet who was trying to take over, raised her wrist, tapped her personal terminal, and blurted out: "Mubei, don't worry, I haven't seen it, and my father definitely hasn't seen it either. I'll forward it to him right now and tell him that all those negative things about him online were uploaded and fabricated by you, the biggest hater!"
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