Si Mubei: "Meow?"
He can stomp 30 kittens to death with one kick?
He has no idea that he could stomp 30 kittens like himself to death with a single step.
Pooh!
Did he stomp himself to death?
How do I step on it?
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Given his senior's low IQ, no wonder he didn't realize that Mu Bei's mother was a cross-dresser.
The door was closed again.
Jiang Si paused the screen recording on her computer, cut off the beginning and end of the video, leaving only a 10-second clip of a kitten rubbing against her shoes, and sent it to the group chat where Cheap Dad and Mom were.
Oh, I blocked Simubei before posting.
In other words, even if Simu Bei, the perennial runner-up of the Red Eyebrow Fleet, is in the group, he can't see the videos she posts, let alone speak.
As soon as the video was posted in the group, it went viral: "Wow, other animals have two legs, three legs, four legs, or five legs, but this thing has fourteen legs including its tail! Awesome! Awesome! So being his girlfriend, his boyfriend, his female beast, or his male beast would be so awesome!"
"You bunch of scoundrels with dirty minds, can't you just be serious about cuddling cats online? Look at them, they're not ugly at all, with fluffy tails and soft fur."
"Cloud cat petting, have you all been hit by cannons or covered in paper? Look at that bright yellow kitten rubbing against people's feet, rolling over on its belly, and making sweet little meows. It's obviously a tasteless cat. Who is it rubbing against? Gashu is in trouble!"
"Yeah, yeah, that cat with so many legs is obviously tasteless and immoral. It doesn't act like a proper cat and instead tries to scam people. I've actually watched cat videos, and cats like that in those videos are just scamming people. They don't want to work hard and earn their own money; they just want to be someone else's master. I wonder if the person who was scammed is okay? I hope they didn't get scammed?"
"Hey, you little brats! The theme, the theme, the theme! Nine big yellow tails, blue eyes, round faces, short legs—don't you think it looks familiar?"
"Well……"
"Familiar? Nine tails look familiar. What else looks familiar besides the tails? Don't tell me these nine tails belong to the second brother. Weren't we guessing the second brother was a fox? Did he turn into a cat? Such a pettable cat?"
"That's not right. I've seen orc cats with two tails and three tails, but I've never seen or heard of a cat with nine tails. Besides, this one is too tiny. I could slap 38 of them to death!"
“Mini my ass! You ignorant bandits and space pirates, look at his hair, look at his breed, look at his stripes.”
"What's wrong with the breed? It's just a big yellow cat, isn't it? It's just a shameless, immoral big yellow cat that tries to scam people. You can't possibly make it sound like a magic trick."
"I told you to read more books instead of becoming space pirates. Open your dog eyes and take a good look. Big, bright yellow fur, striped patterns, a big round face, a wide waist, a round belly, and a plump body. This is an ancient breed, the oldest cat breed in ancient China, the Milky Way galaxy, more than 3,000 years ago... the Golden Tiger."
"Little Huanhuan, you say it's a tiger, so it is a tiger! But the way it rolls over on its back begging for pets, how does it look like a tiger at all? It looks like a shameless cat that's shamelessly looking for its human!"
Fu Huan: "You bunch of country bumpkins, his name is Golden Tiger, Golden Tiger, Golden Tiger, commonly known as Orange Cat, elegantly known as Orange Pig. I have studied various ancient races of the orc race and have seen a page like this."
"It is said that in ancient China, the Milky Way galaxy, this kind of large orange is known as the ancient Chinese country cat, and it has a history of 4,000 to 5,000 years."
"In other words, this ancient species has existed for nearly 7,000 to 8,000 years since the time of the zombie apocalypse on Earth."
"With a history of 7,000 to 8,000 years, I ask you, can it be called a Golden Tiger? Can't you show some respect for this race with an ancient bloodline?"
"Well……"
"Well……"
"Well……"
"So... the orc cat race possesses the oldest Chinese bloodline. This one in the video has reverted to its ancestral form... Wait a minute, whatever kind of tiger it is, what does it have to do with us? I just want to know if it's the second son?"
"Use your toes to think, it definitely can't be the second son."
"Yeah, yeah, what kind of species is a cat? It's a species that can be sweet, cute, aloof, and proud. What kind of person is our second brother? He has none of the elegance or pride of a cat. Look at his fake appearance every day, pretending to be charming and alluring. You can tell at a glance that he's a cunning fox."
"I also think the second one is a fox, not a cat. Does anyone know any beastman cats? Can you make a call and ask if their atavistic kitten is missing?"
"Yes, yes, yes... Hurry up and call to ask. It's not easy to have a child these days, and it's even harder to have a child who has reverted to their original ancestry. If a child goes missing, the whole family will be jumping up and down in panic."
There was an odd pause in the group chat.
He then posted: "Sorry, I don't know the Orc Cat Clan."
"Excuse me, I'm just a space pirate. How would I know any beastmen or cats?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just a nobody space pirate with no influence. I'm not very familiar with such a high-class race as the orcs and cats."
"Why don't you ask your son-in-law, Agares, or if that doesn't work, ask your son-in-law, Yuan Yigun?"
"You bunch of scum who keep making excuses and delaying. I know you all have aliases, and each one is incredibly clever and eye-catching."
The group fell silent for a moment, then started talking amongst themselves.
"Oh dear, my precious daughter has left Rebirth Star. As her daddy, I'll go to the fields to check on her, till the soil for her, and have a chat with her!"
"Oh my god, oh my god, my migraine is acting up again. I'm going to lie down in bed for a while, so I'll stop chatting now."
"Hmm, my mental energy has surged. I'm going to my daughter's cucumber patch to pick a couple of cucumbers. You all, take your time chatting."
The once lively group of about 30 people fell silent instantly, without a single word spoken, as everyone logged off the internet faster than rabbits.
Jiang Si saw these tasteless scumbags again, who thought they could kill me but not you. But what was strange was that they had been discussing it noisily for a long time, but the key figure, Bo Jichen, didn't say a word.
This is so unlike Bo Jichen's usual dog-like behavior...
Wait a moment.
Bo Jichen went home and ate meat, but he probably won't be eating meat now, right?
Should I bother him for a bit...? Will he lose his erection?
Jiang Si's dark eyes brightened, and just as she was about to take action, a message came in through her personal terminal. She opened the message and saw that it was from her senior brother, asking her to come up.
All right!
Let Bo Jichen go.
Jiang Si waited at the door for three minutes, then deactivated her invisibility ability, reached out and knocked. Before she could even lower her hand, the door opened, and Yan Qi reached out and pulled her inside, dragging her to the sofa in the room: "Junior sister, has your mother left?"
Jiang Si twisted her wrist, pulling her hand away from her senior brother's and instead placing it on the invisible Jiang Dandan pressed against her stomach. She glanced at the elegant, aloof, round-faced, white-bearded, blue-eyed, nine-tailed cat-like Si Mubei sitting opposite her: "He...he..."
Her hesitation made Yan Qi instantly slide off the sofa and squat on the floor, holding his head in his hands and wailing in regret: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have been attracted to his good looks. I shouldn't have thought he was beautiful, I shouldn't have thought he was pretty, I shouldn't have thought he had a good figure, I shouldn't have thought he was charming."
"I deserve to die, I'm guilty, I shouldn't have only looked at appearances and not inner qualities, I was wrong, I was wrong, whoever helps me get rid of him and make him disappear from my sight, I'll go home run with them!"
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