Wei Chi wiped the drool that was almost dripping from the corner of his mouth, looking exactly like a rabbit, and hopped over, looking left and right: "Rabbit, where's the rabbit?"
Jiang Si pressed him down onto the bench and threw the disguise paint in front of him: "Paint your face, except for these two eyes, everywhere else. Don't let any rabbits see your face."
Wei Chi said "Oh" and began to quickly apply the face paint. After he finished applying the face paint...
The first batch of rabbits arrived.
He quickly stuffed the paint box into his pocket and sat down like a javelin.
The six-member rabbit group, from the First Military Academy, are divided into combat, mecha, and healing categories.
Three registration forms were placed in front of Wei Chi.
The registration form is the same one used when we first arrived on this planet and disembarked from the spaceship. It's on the table now and is used to register the number of shoulder patches and nameplates, as well as the schools, names, and majors of the military training students.
"Congratulations everyone! Overcoming countless difficulties, you've reached the finish line. You've all arrived a full five days ahead of schedule." Jiang Si, dressed in an instructor's uniform and holding an instructor's baton, addressed the group of six who were stumbling and supporting each other, her voice booming: "Come over here to register and count the nameplates and epaulets you've seized. After that, you can rest. And congratulations to everyone for being the first group to reach the finish line."
Upon hearing that they were the first to reach the finish line, the group of six cheered and cursed, "We got first place! Even though we didn't take down the person who killed the marshal, it's still a damn honor!"
"Finally, I can take a shower. I haven't been wet for 20 days. Is this military training? It's clearly going to kill me."
"I want to have a big meal and buy natural fruits. I'm so sick of these nutrient solutions and supplements."
"I knew it! How could our First Military Academy be outdone by the Fifth Military Academy? I don't believe those scumbags at the Fifth Military Academy could take down my idol."
Hearing their complaints, cheers, and curses, Jiang Si slammed her drill stick on the table, making a loud thud: "Everyone, you didn't register, so you didn't win. It's a bit early to be cheering like this."
This reminder from her.
The group of six instantly snapped to attention. They had been yelling and cursing, but now they rushed to the table and eagerly signed the registration form, writing down their college, department, and the number of nameplates and epaulets they had snatched.
Next to the table were two large baskets woven from willow branches, used to hold chrome plaques and epaulets.
Without a second thought, they threw all the epaulets and nameplates into the basket.
The nameplates and epaulets clattered into the basket, making a pleasant, resonant sound.
Wei Chi forced a straight face and pinched his thigh to keep himself from making a sound of glee.
Zhang deliberately lowered his voice and said to the six-person group from the First Military Academy who had already handed in all their nameplates and shoulder insignia: "Congratulations, everyone. The first group has reached the finish line. You will become pillars of the nation and are the super lucky ones among the 310,000 people in this military training."
With the instructor's approval, the six members of the group beamed with victory and responded in unison, "Thank you, instructor."
"Don't be so polite!" Jiang Si ordered, "Attention! Left turn! Forward march!"
The six people immediately straightened their backs, turned to the left in unison, and after taking five steps, Jiang Si stopped them: "Stand at attention, face right, congratulations everyone, let's welcome the second team to arrive here."
The group of six all turned to their right, their eyes beaming with excitement.
The second group of seven, also from the First Military Academy, arrived disheveled and rushed towards the finish line.
The group of six grinned smugly at them, showing off that they were the first to arrive.
Using the same method, Jiang Si made them register and threw the nameplates and epaulets she had stolen into the basket.
After the two groups of 13 people unloaded all their equipment, Jiang led them to rest in the huge tent at the back.
They exchanged glances, secretly pleased. Sure enough, the first and second place winners received special treatment; look, they even had their own separate rest tents.
The tent also has a hammock, clean drinking water, and a change of clothes.
After they went inside, they sat in the hammocks and relaxed.
Jiang Si waited at the door for a moment, then took out a machine gun from her spatial storage and unleashed a barrage of indiscriminate fire at the tent.
The loud banging meant that no one inside the tent escaped unscathed.
They were all shot, and red smoke was coming out of their bodies.
Then Jiang Si lifted the tent flap behind the tent and shouted to the people inside, "They're all dead, come out quickly."
All the men who had been shot dead rushed out and saw a row of instructors in drill uniforms sitting on the ground not far away, waving at them in unison and saying, "Welcome, everyone, to be killed like us."
"Holy crap, what's going on?"
"Who the hell got killed? Isn't this the final stop?"
"They tricked us at the final stop? What the hell?"
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Jiang Si fired another burst of bullets at them from her machine gun, coldly warning, "Dead men don't talk. If you talk again, you'll really become dead. Hurry up and find your own holes to squat in."
Two groups, 13 men in total, each with eyes full of anger and faces full of resentment, but when they were hit by blank rounds fired from the machine gun, they died.
Even if they were unwilling, they dared not violate the military training rules.
I could only walk over to the instructors and find a spot to squat down.
The 34 dead instructors, seeing that they had settled down, began to comfort them, one after another.
"Try to be more optimistic, military academy students. We've been dead for over 20 days, and you've only just died. You'll get used to it."
"Victory and defeat are common occurrences in war. Just turn the tide next time. Don't wear a long face; it's bad luck."
"That's right, don't look like a dead person. You have to find your own fun like us and laugh at yourself mercilessly, otherwise the days will feel like years."
13 people: "..."
Please, have some decency and shame!
This is the most heart-wrenching consolation of the year, is it even necessary to say it?
Let the dead laugh; to hell with your heartless self-mockery.
Jiang Si set up the tent and, as if no one had ever been there, returned to the front.
Wei Chi held the nameplates and epaulets, looking fascinated: "Little Sisi, these 13 people are amazing, a total of 500 nameplates and epaulets."
"This is nothing, there will be even more rabbits coming, be more serious," Jiang Si reminded her. "Stay on edge, you almost burst out laughing just now!"
Wei Chi stuck out his tongue: "It's my first time experiencing such a big scene, I'm not used to it yet, but I'll definitely get used to it later."
"Then you'd better get used to it quickly." Jiang Si said as she walked to the shed where the cured meat was being smoked, casually removed the shed, and extinguished the smoke.
The meat, which had been smoked for about 10 days, was revealed. The nearly 1,000-pound piece of meat was glossy and brownish-red, emitting a faint fragrance of pine and cypress.
"Wow, I didn't expect the finished product to be so beautiful!" Wei Chi slurped his saliva. "Little Sisi, can we eat it now?"
"Go up and take a bite!" Jiang Si said mischievously, activating her personal computer to take nine photos from every angle, and then forwarding the photos to Xia Pu, asking him to pre-sell 500 jin of the product.
"Aww!" As soon as Wei Chi heard that he could take a bite, he opened his mouth and took a bite without saying a word, his mouth full of oil.
"Look, the online store that the 7th-level plant healer collaborated with has new products after more than 20 days." Yan Qi raised his personal terminal to the big boss Bo, who was resting with his hands on his lower abdomen and his eyes closed, and said respectfully: "500 catties of secret-recipe smoked meat, limited to two catties per person. The rush to buy will begin in 10 days. Also, please upload the cooking method and preparation method."
Bo Jichen's eyelids twitched slightly, then his eyes snapped open, revealing a clear, bright purple gaze: "New items are here! Hurry and add them to your pre-sale cart, or you might miss out!"
Yan Qi: "..."
Is the main issue that you can't get your hands on one?
With his order, would we really be short of meat?
Are you kidding me!
Yan Qi couldn't forget about the 7th-level plant healer and was eager to know who he was: "No, do you remember when I told you before that I suspected Jiang Si not only knew the newly promoted 7th-level plant healer, but was very likely a 7th-level plant healer herself?"
Bo Jichen opened his personal terminal, added items to his favorites and shopping cart in one go, and then glanced at Yan Qi and said slowly, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I know the newly promoted 7th-level plant healer. She is not our princess, she is my business partner."
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