The members of the hunting legion exchanged glances; years of tacit understanding allowed them to see the deepest sense of morbid amusement in each other's eyes.
Then they turned their attention to Major General Leia of the First Column and asked him to give a speech on behalf of the company.
Leia, sensing the wicked humor of his colleagues, cleared his throat and said solemnly, "This washboard is indeed a magical artifact. It was sent to our commander by His Majesty and General Bo Jichen so that our Hunting Legion members could experience it first!"
"After experiencing it ourselves, we all agree that it's a great tool for punishing people, so we've applied for a patent and started mass production!"
"Everyone, would you like some?"
"It's not expensive, only 200 star coins each. It's made of pure natural mutated wood, and when used to punish people, it will not damage their mental strength or genes, but it will make them feel a powerful sense of humiliation. It's an essential punishment artifact for the Home Legion!"
The people from the nine legions looked at each other in the video.
Then, General Chi Xi of the Rose Legion raised a question: "Is it a great artifact for punishing those who stay at home? Is there any written proof?"
That's a very good question.
“Of course there is.” Leia slapped his thigh: “There is a 2,000-word written statement of his thoughts personally written by Colonel Moore, the adjutant to the commander.”
"If you need to purchase supplies for your legion, we will include a photocopy of Colonel Moore's 2,000-word handwritten reflection for your reference!"
"Of course, because the price is so low, once the goods are sold, there are no returns. Everyone, would you like to place an order?"
"If you want to place an order, you can go directly to the Hunter Legion's logistics department. Of course, you can also go to the logistics department on your behalf after the meeting!"
With written reflections and arguments, and without harming genes or the body, it is indeed a powerful tool for punishing people.
The generals of the nine legions were fooled and unanimously decided that each legion would first order 1,000 washboards. If the effect was good, they would introduce more in batches to punish those who made mistakes more effectively.
The members of the Hunting Legion each put their hands under the table and gave each other a "V" sign.
Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone. You can trick others and still generate profits for your own army. It couldn't be more awesome.
After leaving the conference room, Imperial Marshal Agares, his face flushed, stood at the air vent of the cooling system.
He didn't move his hand away from the personal terminal. He turned the sound back on, and the sound of water mixed with his wife's voice came through again: "Daddy, I'll never call you a scoundrel again. You're so loyal. I thought I had been sleeping for 10 days with no one watching over me!"
"I was so scared! Thank goodness you brought Jiang Dandan over. Don't worry, don't worry, leave Jiang Dandan to me. I'll definitely help you hatch it, and then we'll see if we can summon a divine beast, hahaha!"
While taking a shower, Jiang Si spoke to Jiang Dandan, who was standing outside the steamy glass with his personal terminal on top of his phone, and then burst into laughter.
Jiang Dandan had the ability to make a voice call to Bo Xilai, but not the ability to speak. So, Jiang Dandan tapped the glass twice with her egg, and then she spoke.
Strangely enough, Bo Xilai didn't argue with her today and hasn't said a word yet.
Therefore, she strongly suspects that Bo Xilai is having an affair with His Majesty!
After laughing, Jiang Si chuckled mischievously as she washed her hair, "Daddy, are you training?"
There was still no sound from the other end of the computer.
Jiang Si paused for a moment, and through the glass, she could clearly hear a sound that was somewhat like the wind and somewhat like breathing, but she personally leaned more towards it being the sound of breathing.
This made her even more certain that the scoundrel was too busy having an affair with His Majesty to pay attention to her, but he wouldn't let go of the opportunity to torment her, the dog.
Despite being tortured, Jiang Si was incredibly excited to be there and quickly asked, "Daddy, I know you can hear me. Which of the 108 styles are you using right now?"
"You told me before that you had saved other useful information, but you didn't forward it to me. I guess I'm not your biological child after all. You're so secretive and don't know how to share good things. You're so mean!"
"Daddy, Daddy, even if you don't answer, at least breathe a couple of times so I can hear you, to prove you're not a 'navel orange'!"
The person on the other end of the computer wasn't breathing in front of her, but his face turned red and tense as he thought of the high-definition sex position pictures and 108 picture explanations his teacher had sent him!
Agares' breathing became rapid and hot, and he knew perfectly well that his wife was taking a shower and had dialed the wrong personal terminal.
He stared straight ahead, not looking at the personal terminal, and with his hand on the terminal, he ended the call. Then he tilted his head up towards the cooling vent.
A few minutes later, the heat on Agares' face subsided a bit. He restarted his personal computer and, using his status as his wife's primary guardian, remotely accessed her personal computer.
She had set up an interception system in her personal computer's backend. If the teacher sent her any random or nonsensical messages, they would be intercepted and forwarded to him.
Afterwards, he downloaded calming songs, light music, and e-books on planting from an educational website and put them on her personal computer.
Having done all this, Agares exited Jiang Si's personal computer, blew in the cold wind for two minutes, and the redness and heat on his face completely subsided. He then raised his hand and made a video call to his teacher.
The video call rang four times before being transferred to a voice call. Bo Jichen's hoarse, panting voice came from the personal terminal: "Aren't you in a meeting at this time? Why did you suddenly decide to video call me?"
Agares stared at the personal terminal with his dark eyes, and spoke with a hint of apology: "Excuse me, teacher, I'd like to know what you're doing right now?"
"Ah!" Bo Jichen exclaimed softly, then quickly asked, "Training the soldiers? What's wrong?"
His breathing was rapid and shallow, and his voice was unusually hoarse.
This is not the atmosphere one should have when training soldiers.
Moreover, he doesn't need to train the guards himself. He only needs to draft the training regulations and conduct random checks every month!
So the teacher is lying.
“Nothing much!” Agares’s voice remained calm, low and solemn. “I just wanted to tell my teacher that although I only recently learned that two people of the same gender can be together, I’ve re-examined the Marriage Law, the Civil Code, and the Citizens’ Claims Act!”
"I found out from the three major laws that same-sex marriage was legal at the beginning of the Troia Empire. However, in the past 200 years, no newborns have been born naturally, causing panic in all sectors!"
"Subsequently, in order to increase population demand, the legalization of same-sex marriage led the conservatives, the Presbyterian Church, and the Senate to unanimously believe that the population decline was caused by their legalization. Therefore, the three parties jointly petitioned to abolish the legalization of same-sex marriage, force them to divorce, and also force them to undergo genetic matching!"
Bo Jichen's deep voice came through: "What does Your Highness mean?"
Agares spoke to his teacher through the screen in an extremely serious and slow tone: "I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to tell you that the proposal from 200 years ago, a three-way appeal to abolish the legalization of same-sex marriage, did not pass legally."
"If you love your partner and can't live without him, and he can't live without you, please give him the respect he deserves in the law, instead of sneaking around like this!"
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