Le Jing feels that the current development is becoming more and more confusing.
Because the system spoke first, he always thought that he was traveling through a book this time. But if he was traveling through a book, why would he study his own article in the Chinese class?
"System, you said this world is a novel, so the texts I'm studying now are also set up by the author of the novel in the plot?"
[Of course not. The name of this novel is "Rebirth: A Story of the 1980s and 1990s". The content is about the heroine who was reborn in the 1980s, made up for the regrets of her previous life, fought against her best relatives, married a rich man, and reached the peak of her life.] System answer: [In order to make this story more immersive, our programming department deliberately used real history as a template when setting the background.
The text you are studying now is the work of Mr. Li Jingran, a great writer in the Republic of China. It has been selected into the Chinese textbook since the resumption of the college entrance examination, so you will study his articles in class. 】
Le Jing thought for a second and immediately grasped the key point: "So, those characters that existed in history also exist in this world?"
[That's right.] The system answered dutifully: [It's all for authenticity! And this can also create a sense of pleasure in changing history.]
Le Jing searched through Chang Jingchen's memory and found that it was exactly as the system said. The first atomic bomb exploded, the Dongfanghong-1 was launched into space, and China and the United States established diplomatic relations... These major historical events were all vivid in his mind.
only……
A hint of coldness flashed across his eyes: "So this world is actually just a copy of the game you built with a program, and I am actually an NPC?"
The system was silent for a while, then he sighed and said earnestly: [Young man, you should learn to be confused and not to get to the bottom of things. Isn't it enough to just live happily? Think about it, you have thoughts and can speak, so you are a living person...]
"If you want to explain to me the philosophical question of 'who am I', forget it, because I know who I am very well. If you just try to give me a poor psychotherapy..." Le Jing stared at the familiar words in the Chinese textbook and said casually: "I suggest you start with Erikson's theory of self-awareness development stages. At the same time, Swedish psychologist Carl Jung's personality analysis psychology theory will also be helpful for your subsequent speech."
system:……? ? ?
For the first time, the system wondered if there was something wrong with the style of this cannon fodder host?
Le Jing ignored the muted system and focused most of his attention on the article in the textbook in front of him.
Who would have thought that he would have to recite his own article after traveling through time this time? Was he cheating himself?
Although he wrote "The Last Non-Drug Addict", it is impossible for him to memorize the article intact. Le Jing's memory is only slightly better than that of ordinary people, but it is not to the point of photographic memory.
The full text of "The Last Non-Drug Addict" is about 4,000 to 5,000 words. Because it is a bit long, the Chinese textbook only publishes some excerpts. Le Jing flipped through it and estimated that it was about 2,000 words. It was 6:25, and there was still an hour and a half before the first class. I should be able to memorize the article in an hour and a half.
The system looked at the host calmly reading a book, and felt even more aggrieved. He had been working on the system for so many years, but this was the first time he encountered such a weird host.
After binding the system, you won’t slap others in the face, abuse the scum, or open a live broadcast room, you will just silently endorse it!
He hesitated for a while and quietly opened the live broadcast room.
"Rebirth: The Little Days in the 1980s and 1990s" is a romantic novel that has been very popular in recent years. The Qijiang Technology Company where the system is located specially bought the copyright of the novel, and then created countless small worlds based on the plot of the novel, and then opened nearly a hundred live broadcast rooms.
The name of the system is not a system, it is called No. 77. There are 76 systems before it that are more powerful than it. The live broadcast style of each live broadcast room is different. For example, the No. 77 system is in the cannon fodder counterattack slap face abuse scum live broadcast room, the main live broadcast of the live broadcast room is centered around the family affairs slap face abuse scum.
Previously, all hosts bound to System 77 were women, and the live broadcast style was about family life, farm life, interspersed with slapping scumbags in the face and romance.
but!
I don’t know if it’s because his peers are too good, or if the audience is tired of seeing scumbags being abused and slapped in the face, or if the host previously bound to System No. 77 was too unreliable, but the live broadcast room before System No. 77 had a mediocre response and had no appeal at all, with the highest number of people online for the daily live broadcast being only five or six hundred.
If this continues, the live broadcast room where System No. 77 is located will be closed!
In other words, System No. 77 will be the first system to be laid off from Qijiang Technology Company!
In order to avoid being laid off, the system pondered for three days and finally used its clever little brain to come up with a genius idea - why not just change its next host to a male!
The audience must be tired of watching women fighting in the house! They must have never seen men fighting in the house!
Then the live broadcast room of System No. 77 became an instant hit.
Female viewers love to watch men abuse their worst mother-in-law, slap their worst relatives, and support their daughter-in-law! They all praise such men as good men worth marrying!
...It's a pity that the style of the host this time seems to be wrong?
...Isn't the host this time cannon fodder? Why does he have the aura of a male protagonist?
Because of the popularity accumulated previously, a lot of people came into the live broadcast room as soon as it opened.
〖Floating Life Dream: Live broadcast is finally open!〗
〖Yingying Yishuijian: Is this the male lead this time? He looks just like an ordinary person.〗
〖Maple Leaf Qiu Se: The male lead is a high school student now, right? I saw him reciting "The Last Man Who Doesn't Take Drugs"!〗
〖Mumu: Hahahaha, I feel relieved to see that the ancients hundreds of years ago were also reciting the same text as us, hahaha.〗
〖Puji: Aaaaaah, I just saw a blogger live-streaming Mr. Li Jingran’s life in the next room, and now when I see this text, I burst into tears!〗
Le Jing who is memorizing: ???
He narrowed his eyes, "System, did you open a live broadcast room?"
The system felt guilty at first, but then it became confident and said, "You bastard, you are so annoying. Why are you calling me a system? I have a name. Just call me 77!"
Le Jing: "…Is there a bug in your program? Or was it hacked by a hacker?"
A string of hahahahahahahahaha immediately floated through the live broadcast room, and someone joked that could it be that the script this time was about the overbearing host's little Jiao "7"?
Le Jing: ...
Le Jing rubbed his temples and asked No. 77 in a cold voice: "Can you block the barrage?"
[Yes, you can...] No. 77 asked aggrievedly: [But host, don’t you want to interact with the audience? ]
Le Jing said indifferently: "I don't want to."
[As a new anchor, now is the critical period for you to accumulate popularity...]
Le Jing glanced at the clock hanging above the classroom and interrupted the system's chattering with a cold voice: "No. 77, shut up and don't disturb me from reciting."
There was a brief disruption in the system's data flow, and at that moment, he learned without any instruction what it meant to be terrified when your mother called you by your full name.
The system cried in its heart: Chang Jingchen is obviously just an ordinary passerby, why does his aura resemble that of a big boss?
In the barrage area that Le Jing could not see, the audience in the live broadcast room were mocking the system inhumanely.
[Zhonghua Yao: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is the first time I’ve seen such a tough host! I like it! ]
[Hua Duzui: Hahaha, the host is right. He is a high school student. The mission of a high school student is to study hard! ]
[Nian Nian: Men who study hard are the most attractive! ]
[Qian Shan Mu Xue: Is this really cannon fodder? Why is his personality so arrogant and domineering? ]
The system was immediately excited. It turned out that he was not the only one who thought so! Was the host's style this time really a bit strange, or was he just a different kind of firework in the cannon fodder world?
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…
As soon as the bell for morning reading rang, the head teacher, Chinese teacher and Wen Wenzhong's mother came into the class. The head teacher's name was Wang Lei, a very serious and responsible teacher. At this time, she was wearing a Dacron shirt and a black cloth skirt, standing on the podium, looking like a rural female teacher in an old TV series.
Teacher Wang was holding a thick test paper in his hand, and Le Jing could vaguely see a conspicuous red cross on it.
It seems that the morning reading today is to review the Chinese test paper. Le Jing lowered his head again and began to recite the text silently against the clock.
"The results of the Chinese language test for last week's midterm exam are out." Wang Lei put the test paper heavily on the table, her voice as cold as ice: "Some students did very well, but some students did very poorly!"
Le Jing recited silently: When I went out today, I met that person again. He was lying on the ground with a pale face...
"We have been teaching the text "The Last Man Who Doesn't Take Drugs" for three or four days! How many times have I taught the three parts of the text, the central idea, the structure of the whole text, and the thoughts and feelings?! But some students only got 5 points out of 20 points for reading comprehension! The central idea and thoughts and feelings were all wrong!"
Le Jing silently recited: He actually wanted to harm me too! I was scared and ran away...
"Chang Jingchen! Do you think I'm talking about someone else? You're just keeping your head down and slacking off!"
Le Jing recites silently: Today is sunny and it is a good day. I thought for a long time before I dared to go out, and walked along the wall...
[Host! The teacher is calling you! ]
Le Jing paused, raised his head in confusion, and met Wang Lei's angry gaze.
"Chang Jingchen, what are you looking at so intently?!"
Le Jing answered honestly: "Read the Chinese textbook."
"Oh, you're so hardworking!" Wang Lei said with a sly smile, "If you're so hardworking, how come you only got 70 points in Chinese?"
Le Jing: ...
"I'm sorry, teacher." He bowed his head with a guilty look on his face and admitted his mistake: "I will work hard in the future and do well in the next exam."
Chang Jingchen admitted his mistake so readily that Wang Lei's face looked better. She took out his paper covered with red crosses and shook it impatiently: "Take your paper away quickly. If you fail the Chinese test again next time, I will call your parents!"
Le Jing went up to the stage with a look of shame on his face, took the paper, then returned to his seat and began to check the paper.
He first turned to the reading comprehension section that his homeroom teacher had criticized. The eye-catching red crosses made him feel quite uncomfortable.
Question 1: "Why does the author say that "I" am the last person who does not take drugs? What is the author's intention in setting up such an absurd and distorted world?"
Chang Jingchen replied: The author wanted to warn future generations and let readers understand how terrible it is to be in a country where everyone is addicted to drugs...
Le Jing: ...Isn’t this quite right?
However, this sincere answer was followed by a striking red cross.
Chang Jingchen gave very detailed and impressive answers to the following questions, but most of his answers were followed by just a red cross.
Chang Jingchen's only correct answer is to the third question: "Today is sunny and it is a good day." What is the purpose of this sentence about the weather? What kind of thoughts and feelings does it reflect?
Chang Jingchen replied: This is the only time in the entire article that sunny weather is mentioned, using the happy scene to contrast the sad mood...
Le Jing: ...
Okay.
Le Jing also forgot why he wrote such a sentence at that time, but it certainly had nothing to do with using happy scenes to contrast with sad feelings.
Le Jing looked at the red crosses on the reading comprehension test paper with a rather subtle expression, and realized a painful fact - if he, the original author, were to do this reading comprehension, he might not even get five points, and would most likely get zero points.
In the live broadcast room where Le Jing couldn't see, the audience was going crazy about this test paper.
[Ming Jiuyu: It is confirmed that the male protagonist is cannon fodder! ]
[Xia Yiweiyu: Wait, we just did a similar question for the second question not long ago? Technology has been developing for hundreds of years, but I didn’t expect the setting of reading comprehension questions to remain the same…]
[Kumi: So what about slapping the scumbag in the face? I didn't come here to listen to the class. It's so boring, I'm leaving! ]
…
…
Because of the test paper with red crosses all over it, Le Jing, who was absorbed in memorizing the text, had to pay some attention to the teacher's explanation of the test paper.
"The author said that "I" was the last person who did not take drugs in order to express the struggle of individuals in a distorted society. The author's intention was..."
Le Jing: ...I didn’t, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense!
After listening to teacher Wang Lei's explanation of his article, Le Jing suddenly found that his soul was one step closer to a certain literary giant named Zhou.
I think future generations will think that "There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree" is the writer surnamed Zhou's dissatisfaction with the current social situation, so he expected "other trees" to appear. It is normal to say that his "Today is sunny, it is a good day" is "using happy scenes to contrast sad feelings".
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…
In the following Chinese class, Le Jing recited the entire text of "The Last Person Who Doesn't Take Drugs" fluently without any danger.
Wang Lei made a few notes on his textbook while listening, and nodded reluctantly after he finished reciting everything: "You recited it quite well... but there are still some mistakes in some sentences, for example, 'There are some things I need to think clearly', you recited it as 'There are some things I need to think clearly', and..."
Le Jing: ...
Wang Lei pointed out Le Jing's mistakes more than a dozen times before she mercifully handed the textbook to Le Jing and said, "Sit down."
Le Jing sat down in silence, somewhat doubting his life.
Then it was time for the student sitting behind him to recite. He memorized the text thoroughly. Unlike Le Jing who made dozens of mistakes, he only made two or three. Wang Lei nodded repeatedly and warned Le Jing: "Learn from others! Be careful when reciting the text in the future, don't be careless!"
Le Jing smirked, "Okay, I understand."
…
…
As soon as the school bell rang at noon, System 77 began to chatter loudly in Le Jing's mind: [Host, host! School is over! Let's go and beat up the scumbag! ! ]
Le Jing paused while packing his schoolbag, and said impatiently in his heart: "Is your life just about slapping people in the face and bullying them? Can't you find something more serious to do?"
The system feels wronged: [But the purpose of my life is to slap scumbags in the face on live broadcast QWQ]
"Chang Jingchen." Someone put his arm around his shoulders affectionately from behind, "Are you going home?"
Le Jing's body stiffened, and then he reflexively showed a gentle and harmless smile, turned his head and looked at the man behind him, "Yeah, Brother Zhao, do you want to talk to me about something?"
The man he called Brother Zhao was a big, strong man named Zhao Desheng. He was a well-known gangster in the whole grade. He was sent to their school because his family was rich. Before, because Chang Jingchen was cowardly, Zhao Desheng often threw his homework to him to do.
Brother Zhao casually placed a few math papers on his seat and ordered rudely, "This is today's homework. Hand it in to me tomorrow after you finish it."
No. 77 excitedly howled in his mind: [Host!! This is a perfect opportunity to slap the scum in the face! Go and slap him hard in the face! 】
Le Jing felt a dull pain in his head because of his howling. He didn't know if it was because there was suddenly an extra system in his head and his life was being broadcast live, but Le Jing was in a bad mood since he woke up.
If it were before, he might still be in the mood to play out the Passerby A script, a script he has been playing out in the real world for many years and has long been familiar with it.
But he was in a bad mood now, and Zhao Desheng just happened to walk into his trap.
"Wait a moment." He put his hand on the shoulder of Zhao Desheng who was turning around to leave.
"What's the matter?" Zhao Desheng turned his head and glared at him impatiently.
"Let the distance from point P to plane a be square root of 3, and let point Q be on plane a so that the angle between line PQ and plane a is not less than 30° and not more than 60°. What is the area of the region formed by such point Q?"
"……What?"
"The answer is 8π." The boy sneered, raised his chin, and handed the paper to him. "You can't even do such a simple math problem. I think you still need to do more exercises to improve your IQ."
Zhao Desheng: ...
He stared at Chang Jingchen as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes full of disbelief.
Is this still the Chang Jingchen he knows?
Chang Jingchen was always terrified every time he saw him, not even daring to raise his head. Today, not only did he refuse to help him with his homework, he also confronted him?!
He is looking for death!
[Lulu Miller:!!! This is the first time I have seen such a simple and unpretentious way of slapping someone in the face! ]
[95233: Although it feels good to fight back, can the male protagonist, with his small body, really beat this muscular cannon fodder? ]
[Little Witch of Love: Yes, yes, host, do you want to exchange for martial arts skills? ]
[Lan Chi: The anchor is new and has no points. I will give the anchor some money, and the anchor can use the money to exchange for points to buy skills! ]
[System prompt: Blue Wings gave 50 RMB to anchor Chang Jingchen]
[System prompt: 95233 rewarded anchor Chang Jingchen 50RMB]
…
Le Jing certainly didn't see what happened in the live broadcast room. Facing Zhao Desheng's raised fist, he said calmly: "If you want to be sentenced to life imprisonment, then come and hit me. It would be best if you beat me until I bleed or become disabled, so that you are more likely to be shot."
Zhao Desheng’s fist paused.
"The crackdown ended only two years ago. Are you getting bolder now?" Le Jing suddenly laughed, "Guess how many people have been shot for beating and shooting in the past few years? Oh, I remember, someone was shot for rape."
Le Jing was not afraid of Zhao Desheng at all. After all, the law on the protection of minors was not enacted until 1991. If Zhao Desheng wanted to beat him, the sentencing would only be based on the adult standard. And because the crackdown had only been in effect for a few years, the sentencing would only be heavier.
Zhao Desheng's face turned red and he slowly put down his fist.
[Fengzi: Can anyone explain what the "severe crackdown" is? ]
【Lihua: I looked it up. The full name of "Strike Hard" is to severely crack down on serious criminal activities. According to the spirit of "punishing severely and quickly, and catching all in one fell swoop", criminals are resolutely cracked down. In a nutshell, it means using heavy punishments in troubled times.】
[Ji Fei: That means there is a law to protect us, so cannon fodder dare not do anything to the anchor (suddenly excited.jpg)]
[Carp Spirit: The law slaps the scumbag on my behalf, this is a great move! ! ]
[System prompt: Carp Spirit gave anchor Chang Jingchen 50 RMB. ]
[System prompt: Give the anchor Chang Jing 50 RMB for Jinjin]
System No. 77: …? ? ? ! ! !
System No. 77 danced wildly: [Host!! Your novice face-slapping mission is completed!!! You will be rewarded with 100 points!! Exchange your skills for house fighting quickly, so that you can slap the scum in the face better!!]
Le Jing: Hehe
'Shut up and buy me a set of five-three.'
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