An hour and a half later, they finally arrived home.
It wouldn't normally take this long; it would have been a half-hour journey from the shallow waters along the rocks and up the cliffs. However, because the horned dinosaurs weren't good at walking on rocks and cliffs, they had to take a detour.
As a result, time was wasted.
From a distance, Sang Ning spotted the enormous monkey-headed mushroom standing in the middle of the road like a highway robber and called out, "Monkey-headed mushroom, we're back! Did you miss us?"
"Awoooooo..."
Upon hearing Sang Ning's voice, Monkey Head Mushroom ran towards them at the top of its lungs, and Sang Ning quickly went to meet it.
The audience got cheeky upon seeing this.
What a touching mutual journey! If the monkey head mushroom were replaced with a handsome man, the scene would be even more moving.
Actually, it doesn't have to be a handsome guy; the lilies in my hometown are quite beautiful too.
[Although marriage is now a matter of personal freedom, it's really not good for you to imagine things like this. I think Monkey Head Mushroom would punch Sang Ning.]
【Why? 】
The monkey head mushroom is cursing. Translated into a universal language that all intelligent life can understand, it means: "You brain-dead bastard, you're so lazy, why don't you come back? Why don't you just die outside?"
I miss you, you idiot! I want to beat you to death!
[Hey upstairs, I want to ask you what kind of common language this is?]
There are a total of nine official languages of Moykaz, eight of which are the languages of the eight most powerful native Moykaz people, and the remaining one is Chinese, which was transmitted from humans.
However, the most widely used and most popular common language among intelligent life today is Chinese.
Compared to the pronunciation and writing systems of the other eight common languages, Chinese characters have the most beautiful tones and the most aesthetically pleasing square characters.
In the past, when various races ruled their own territories, intelligent life only needed to know the language of its own race. Whether or not you learned the languages of other races was up to you, as there would be no communication problems if you didn't learn them; you could just use a multilingual translator.
Alternatively, a language-inspired cell chip could be implanted directly into the body.
Later, after the centralized power unified the regime, the practice of speaking only one's own ethnic language became a thing of the past, and all intelligent life had to master all official common languages.
You don't have to be an expert, but you must be able to do it.
Therefore, all intelligent life forms today are multilingual.
However, no matter which common language is used, there is no translation like the one described above.
The audience was confused, while the translator was completely serious—
[The language of our black and white bear clan is somewhat similar to that of the monkey head mushroom. I swear I haven't translated it wrong. If you don't believe me, just look at the two of them running towards each other.]
Upon seeing this comment, the audience's attention instantly shifted from how Monokuma and Hericium erinaceus could be half of the same kind, and instead turned to focus on Sang Ning and Hericium erinaceus.
As a result of this attention, good heavens, the two people rushing towards each other did not give each other a loving hug or a tearful embrace as they expected. Instead, before they could even react, the monkey head mushroom in the embrace suddenly flew away.
"Bang!"
"Aww!"
The sound of the over 1,000-pound creature flying backward and crashing to the ground was enormous, and the monkey head mushroom's screams echoed through the sky.
audience,"???"
Emmanuel and his group, "..."
[Holy crap, holy crap, what on earth happened?]
[Good heavens, is this for real? Why did the monkey head mushroom suddenly fly away?]
[It was Sang Ning who did it. I saw it. When Monkey Head Mushroom was about to hug Sang Ning with its paws outstretched, she suddenly lunged forward and rammed Monkey Head Mushroom with her right shoulder, sending Monkey Head Mushroom flying.]
[Sang Ning has that much strength? You have to understand, under normal circumstances, Sang Ning shouldn't be able to defeat Monkey Head Mushroom, considering both size and strength.]
[No, I don't know what happened. To be honest, I was so shocked my jaw dropped. Is there anyone who can explain what's going on?]
No expert can explain it, because intelligent life in the interstellar era doesn't know what ancient martial arts are, nor does it know the concept of using an opponent's force against them.
Therefore, the scene where Sang Ning knocks the monkey head mushroom away becomes something that viewers can't understand and that science can't explain.
Manager Luo's mouth gaped open in shock, and the manager next to him wasn't much better off.
"What exactly happened to Sang Ning?"
"have no idea."
Manager Luo's gaze fell on Sang Ning. He watched as Sang Ning, speechless, squatted down in front of the monkey head mushroom and said, "Why did you ambush me for no reason?"
She actually thought the monkey head mushroom was there to hug her, but it turned out it was planning to hit her, causing her constantly activated mental cultivation technique to automatically trigger its alert mechanism.
Then, she retaliated reflexively.
The monkey head mushroom was still dazed, in pain and confused. Its brain, which was completely occupied by pain, was now blank, so it did not hear what Sang Ning was saying.
Instead, he lay on the ground like a small mountain, wailing and crying at the top of his lungs, with large tears falling down his face.
She had seen many bears in the native world, but she really didn't know if bears could cry or shed tears.
This was the first time she had ever seen a bear cry since arriving in this world, and she immediately panicked.
"Okay, okay, stop crying. I'll apologize, alright?"
She didn't listen or understand, so the monkey head mushroom continued to cry.
He was crying and wailing, which was really exciting.
[Leave it alone, let it cry. It'll be fine once it's finished crying.]
Viewers who understood the monkey head mushroom's cries sent special-effect comments advising Sang Ning not to show excessive sympathy.
The monkey head mushroom is cursing you, calling you heartless, cruel, and vicious for beating it up whenever it sees it. It's also cursing you for not taking it with you when you go out to play. It says it's breaking up with you... and it says...
Seeing the barrage of comments from the audience that were almost like complaints, Sang Ning's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
Fimmonloa hesitated, her lips twitching, "Friend, are you sure you're telling the truth?"
I always felt that the audience was arguing with them. How could a semi-evolved bear like Monkey Mushroom have such a rich vocabulary to use for cursing? It can't even understand human speech.
Black and white bear Wang Da Xiong felt insulted, and he frantically typed—
As everyone knows, the Monokuma clan never lies. I swear, all the comments I posted above are true and have legal effect.
If you don't believe me, you can ask Xiong Ke in the live stream for the truth and see if I'm lying.
I know what you're doubting—you just think that since monkey head mushrooms are semi-evolved, they shouldn't have such a large vocabulary.
Under normal circumstances, your suspicions are correct. However, the premise of "normal" is that the monkey head mushroom must be solitary and not living with intelligent species.
Do you understand what I mean?
Sang Ning understood. She said, "You mean the monkey head mushroom learned swear words from us?"
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