Chapter 27 Si Cang: Sooner or later I will strip you naked!
The pink pig felt as if a huge hand was coming down from the sky and flattening it.
Then he slapped it repeatedly, like swatting a fly, one after another. Each time he slapped it, his chest was squeezed until there was almost no space left. When it was about to die, he lifted his hand to give it a chance to breathe, and then slapped it again. After slapping it, he pressed it to the ground and rubbed it twice, then slapped it a few more times.
It felt like its soul was about to be shattered.
It thought to itself: Fortunately, the original body didn’t come, otherwise I would have died here today.
However, it is not pleasant to be photographed like this when the soul is out of the body. The other party does not want to kill it, but is purely torturing it mentally.
After struggling for a few times, the piglet lay down and didn't move. It would have been better if it had died.
Duan Anluo withdrew his hand and said unhappily, "Bring it in for me!"
Jiang Yuan received the order and rushed out to catch it. With his master around, his courage returned. He would have dared to poke a hole in the sky with a stick.
Han Zhen was so anxious that he kept shouting, "Let me take a look! I can't see anything! Yuanzi, please open my third eye for me!"
Xu Boming's jaw almost dropped in shock. When he saw Jiang Yuan carrying the piglet in, the 1.80-meter-tall guy, he was so scared that he hid behind Han Zhen.
Jiang Yuan shook the piglet and found it was no longer moving. He raised his hand and slapped the piglet on the face. After seeing if it reacted, he handed it to Duan Anluo, "Master, it's still alive."
Xu Boming swallowed his saliva. The most honest student in the class was so fierce. He asked in a low voice: "What does their family do? Who is this person?"
Han Zhen explained: "This is an elder of the Jiang Yuan family. He is of a very high generation. You and I should call him great grandfather. He can definitely save your life. He is amazing!"
Xu Boming was astonished: "Do all the masters look like this now? Tell me the truth, are you all secretly cultivating immortality? One day, when the official announcement of the revival of spiritual energy is made, all you immortals will fly away. I can't even ride a broom."
Han Zhen cursed with his eyes: You are seriously ill!
Duan Anluo grabbed the piglet by the ears and lifted it up like a rabbit. Seeing that it was filled with too much resentment, he stretched out two fingers and flicked them, dispelling the resentment and revealing its original pink color.
You know what, it’s quite nice.
Seeing Duan Anluo's face, which was even prettier than a vixen's, Xiaozhu asked tentatively, "Is it the old man from the Hu family?"
Duan Anluo's face turned cold: "Do I look like a vixen to you?"
He hated vixens the most! Especially male vixens, not counting female vixens. Who wouldn't love to see charming young ladies?
As soon as the piglet saw Duan Anluo's reaction, he knew it was not the case. He thought it was over. He had met a tough guy and could not get close to him at all.
Duan Anluo was still curious: "What is this thing? It's neither a pig nor a rabbit. And are these three forks claws or hooves? How can the tail bend?"
Duan Anluo pulled it, and as soon as he let go, the tail bounced back by itself with a "Duang".
Duan Anluo smiled: "Yuan'er, look! Its tail can bend."
Jiang Yuan nodded in agreement, and then he saw despair on the face of a pig.
This was the first time Duan Anluo had seen such a strange-looking gadget. He had seen a small toy sold online. The tail could be pulled thin and long, and then when you let go, the tail would spin back by itself, spinning as fast as a propeller.
Duan Anluo pulled it tentatively, and the piglet cried out in pain. Its tail did not turn around and returned to its original shape.
Duan Anluo quickly rubbed it and said, "It doesn't matter if it can't spin, it's already fun. Yuan'er, go find a chicken coop, I want to raise it."
Jiang Yuan reminded: "Master, it looks like Peppa Pig."
"You can't smash my glass with any flag!" Duan Anluo sneered, "If you do, you have to pay for it. 50,000 yuan. If you don't have the money, don't leave. Put it in the cage quickly."
Seeing that he was doomed, Xiaozhu glared at Xu Boming fiercely: "My grandfather will not let you go! Even if I die, I will drag you down with me!"
Duan Anluo suddenly became curious: "Does your grandfather look like this?"
If they look alike, raise them together.
Seeing the light in Duan Anluo's eyes, Xiaozhu's heart trembled: "Do you know who my grandfather is?"
Xu Boming: "I know, your grandfather is called Grandpa Pig, and he is good at growing vegetables and making things."
Jiang Yuan added: "You also have a friend named Suzy the Sheep and another named Rebecca the Rabbit."
The piglet was silent...
A few seconds later, it was like a button had been pressed to go berserk, and it began to struggle frantically: "Xu Boming! I want you dead! You caused me to lose a hundred years of cultivation and you still dare to scold me? You are the pig, and your whole family are pigs!"
The resentment that Duan Anluo had dispersed resurfaced, and Xiaozhu's face became ferocious and terrifying. Unable to break free, he turned around and tried to bite Duan Anluo's hand.
Duan Anluo grabbed its ears and shook it, making it dizzy. "If you want to talk, let's talk. If you don't want to talk, I know a few tricks. Talk? Or fight?"
The piglet knew he couldn't win, so he bared his teeth and said, "Talk! I'll talk to you!"
Duan Anluo pointed at the window and said, "Pay compensation! One hundred thousand."
"I don't have any money." After saying this, it was afraid of being beaten, "I'll ask my grandfather to pay me."
"Send a letter to your grandfather and ask him to bring your real body here. If you don't come tonight, the price will be increased to 200,000."
The piglet had lived for so many years and never thought that it would be scammed by a human. These days, people are still bad! It threatened fiercely but weakly: "I, I advise you to be nice to me. My grandfather has three hundred years of Taoist practice!"
Duan Anluo smiled and said, "Your life is one hundred years, and your grandfather's life is three hundred years. Your species is not good either. You only give birth to one litter every one hundred years."
"You know shit!" As long as they are of the same species, they are relatives regardless of blood relationship.
Great-grandmother, aunt, second aunt, seventh uncle, eighth uncle, third uncle... there are so many relatives.
Jiang Yuan responded by slapping it right on the mouth. "Be more polite when you speak to my master!"
The piglet was desperate. Even this loser dared to hit it.
It stopped talking and remained motionless with its eyes closed. It must be delivering a letter to its grandfather.
Xu Boming was curious: "Is this using brain waves to send a telegram?"
Duan Anluo then remembered to ask, "Who is this?"
Jiang Yuan introduced: "My classmate, this little pig was originally pestering him."
Duan Anluo was speechless. He didn't look very bright. It was really frustrating. Why were all the kids playing with his Yuan'er the same type? Come to think of it, who among the top students in the class would want to play with the poor students?
Duan Anlu took a red thread, rubbed it with his hands, and after a few twists he made a rope, then tied the piglet to the table leg.
Seeing him like this, Xu Boming was scared. No one should offend a good-looking person.
The piglet kicked the table angrily: "What do you take me for? A dog?"
Duan Anluo reminded it good-naturedly: "If you break it, I'll put you on the bill. This table costs 80,000, and the chairs 50,000. If you don't have money, you can work to make up for it. Work until you die."
The little pig was obedient. Grandpa was right. The more beautiful a person is, the crueler their heart is. Good-looking monsters cannot be trusted, and people are even less so.
Duan Anluo sat on the rattan chair: "Tell me, what happened?"
Xiaozhu pointed at Xu Boming with his three fingers: "He ruined my practice!"
Xu Boming looked wronged: "I don't know you."
"Ten nights ago, I came down the mountain to ask for a title. I asked you, 'Do I look like a human or a god?' And you f*cking said I looked like Peppa Pig! You've ruined my century-long cultivation, and you dare to say you don't know me!"
Jiang Yuan reacted, "It's a yellow fox? A weasel!"
He had long heard his master tell the story of the yellow-skinned fox seeking a title. He said that if he looked like a god, he would bear the consequences of the yellow-skinned fox's actions, and if he looked like a human, his practice would be destroyed. If he was entangled by the yellow-skinned fox, the fight would last until he died.
Most people would choose to play dumb, but they may not be able to escape because once chosen by the yellow fox, it will keep pestering you and asking questions all the time, and you can't escape even if you want to.
But he didn't expect that someone would directly say that it looked like a pig, especially a pig in a cartoon.
However, can it really be said that it is what it is? If it is so magical, he wants to make a wish to turn it into a money printing machine.
Xu Boming looked bewildered. "Is that true?"
The piglet jumped up angrily, "You actually forgot! I'm going to kill you!"
Xu Boming took several steps back and said fearfully, "If you asked me to speak, I definitely wouldn't say something like Peppa Pig. I'd probably say you look like a little koi carp raised by the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, who blesses me to pass every exam, guess all the multiple-choice questions right, memorize all the questions, and only bless me."
Today's students have to choose between doing exercises and cheating.
Han Zhen understood and muttered softly, "Shouldn't I say: I think you look like a blonde, blue-eyed, fox-eared little girl wearing a pink dress, 1.5 meters tall, who only loves me?"
Xu Boming blushed suddenly, "You are so dirty!"
Han Zhen was puzzled. "No, how am I dirty?"
Xu Boming blushed, "It's just filthy!"
Athletes who like to watch cartoons are particularly simple-minded.
Jiang Yuan interrupted: "How is 1.5 meters tall dirty?!"
Xu Boming: “…”
"Brother Yuan's nerves..." Han Zhen made a noodle-pulling motion, "It's a little long, but you'll get used to it."
After all this commotion, Xu Boming suddenly remembered: "It seems to be true... It was my birthday that day. After playing ball with some friends, I went to dinner. I secretly ordered a bottle of beer. I didn't drink much! Just one bottle between the five of us! The strange thing is, I got dizzy after drinking half a glass.
I was half asleep and someone seemed to ask me what I looked like. I didn't see clearly, so I just said something. I thought I was dreaming and I had forgotten about it.
The piglet was so angry that he jumped up and down: "You just said it casually and ruined my hundred years of cultivation!"
Duan Anluo raised his eyebrows: "Then what do you want to do?"
The piglet gnashed his teeth and said, "Let him die!"
Duan Anluo shook his head, "Not really, there are other solutions."
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen!" The piglet covered his ears and stomped his feet.
Duan Anluo was not in a hurry: "Okay, let's talk when you calm down."
After a while, the piglet finally calmed down: "...Let's talk."
It can’t win the fight, what else can it do?
Duan Anluo said meaningfully, "Isn't this your karma? You don't do good deeds on a daily basis, but you want humans to bear the consequences for you. If he ever says you're like a god, the first bolt of lightning will fall on him.
You dare to say that he got confused after half a glass of beer and you didn't interfere? Even if you succeed in asking for the title, you will be struck by lightning sooner or later."
The piglet stiffened his neck and tried to retort, but Duan Anluo narrowed his eyes and the piglet immediately wilted. "I don't care. He ruined my practice anyway, so he has to pay."
The main character is a tough guy with a soft heart, who doesn't listen to advice and only thinks about himself.
Duan Anluo's slender fingers tapped lightly on the armrest of the rattan chair. His eyes flicked back and forth between Xu Boming and Xiaozhu, then fixed on Xu Boming. "You, give me the money, and I'll end your karma."
Xu Boming swallowed his saliva, "How much?"
He heard that capable masters were very expensive and he might not be able to afford them.
"Give it to me as you see fit." Duan Anluo suddenly pointed at the shattered glass window and said angrily, "But the window must be fixed now, immediately, right away!"
"Ah? That's great! Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll change it for you right away!" Xu Boming turned around and was about to run out as if he had been pardoned. "Jiang Yuan, can you lend me your electric scooter?"
"Wait." Duan Anluo hooked his finger, and Xu Boming felt his collar being pulled by an invisible force. "If you can't fix it before dark, I will tie you and this pig to the table leg."
Xu Boming shuddered. They were indeed practicing Taoism secretly without his knowledge!
No, the point was to ask his father for money. He rushed out without looking back, and decided to talk about cultivating immortality another day.
His home was in chaos at that time. His father had just rushed back from the hospital and threw the car keys with a grim face. The boy actually ran away. He had to contact a mental hospital, otherwise the disease could not be cured.
Xu Boming ran into the house panting and ran into his father's ashen face.
"Dad! I need money!"
His father grabbed him by the collar and said, "What money do you want? Come with me to the hospital."
Xu Boming was sweating profusely, "It's true! A monster has haunted me!"
If the child wasn't taller than him, he would have felt embarrassed to hit him anymore. Father Xu really wanted to slap him twice, "You're really getting more and more outrageous."
He couldn't explain it to the psychopath, "Hurry up and tie him up and go to the hospital."
At this time, the old lady with completely white hair came out of her room with a cane, "Mingzi, is there an expert to take care of you?"
Xu Boming saw her as if he saw a savior, "Grandma, save me!"
"Mom! Please stop causing more trouble!" Father Xu waved his hands irritably. "We must believe in science. If we are sick, we should seek treatment immediately. Don't delay the treatment."
The old lady trembled as she pulled out an old embroidered wallet from her pocket. "I don't believe in science or superstition. I only believe in my grandson."
With shaking hands, she counted out eight hundred-dollar bills and said, "If you don't give me, I will."
Xu Boming trembled as he went to take it. His father snatched the money away and said, "If you dare to spend this money, I will break your legs!"
Xu Boming quickly snatched the money and ran away.
Arriving at Duan Anluo's house, Xu Boming breathlessly handed over the wrinkled money: "Eight hundred, is that enough? I still have some pocket money, enough to replace the glass."
The piglet suddenly popped his head out from behind Duan Anluo and said grimly, "That's not enough. I want thirty years of your life."
Duan Anluo flicked Xiaozhu's nose with his backhand, "It's not your turn to bargain."
He turned to Xu Boming and said, "There's enough money, don't worry."
Two minutes later, Mr. Xu arrived breathlessly. Duan Anluo raised his hand and spiritual energy enveloped the entire room.
Mr. Xu leaned against the door frame, gasping for breath. When he looked up, he saw a scene that he would never forget: a pink pig was baring its teeth at his son, as if it wanted to bite him to death. There was a black string tied around its body, and one end of the string was tied firmly to his son.
What my son said turned out to be true!
At this moment, the piglet suddenly pounced on Xu Boming. Xu's father rushed in reflexively, the only thought in his mind was to save his son.
At this time, the young man sitting on the rattan chair stretched out a white hand, slowly placed it on the black line, and gently pulled it. The piglet screamed in pain and dared not to attack again.
Duan Anluo was so angry that he laughed. This little guy wanted to take Xu Boming's life while the cause and effect were still connected. As long as he cut the thread, the cause and effect between them would be broken. The little pig could not cause trouble for Xu Boming again, otherwise, killing someone would be a sin for himself.
Duan Anluo simply cut the line, and once the cause and effect were severed, the piglet fell to the ground and turned into a big weasel.
Duan Anluo was disgusted. Since it wasn't a pink pig, he had no interest in raising one.
As for the weasel species, he likes the simple-minded ones in the small alliance army, the small ones with no ambitions, who just want to have a meal. They are very cute.
Or they have white hair. It doesn’t matter if they are scheming because they look good.
This kind of yellow-haired and narrow-minded guy is no, he doesn't like it.
Duan Anluo lowered his head and asked, "What color is your grandfather's fur?"
"You'll understand when my grandfather comes." The weasel's eyes kept turning as he calculated secretly, obviously still not convinced.
Duan Anluo ignored it and looked up at the Xu family father and son. "It's his bad mouth that caused this trouble. From now on, every first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, burn paper and offer sacrifices to him. For ten years, don't miss a single one."
The weasel, lying on the ground, jumped up and said, "No! Not enough!"
Duan Anluo frowned, his patience running out. "Do you still think you're pink? You're still so arrogant even after changing color?"
"He also suffered an unprovoked disaster. It's been ten years."
"But all my centuries of cultivation are gone!"
"Who told you to have evil intentions? This is what you get." Duan Anluo's face turned cold. "If you don't understand the truth, then the beatings you received are not enough."
The weasel lay down, "I understand."
Duan Anluo was very satisfied with its obedient attitude. "Accumulate merit in the future, and then you will naturally achieve perfection."
Xu Boming felt as if the heavy weight that had been weighing on his heart for the past few days had suddenly lifted, and he felt stronger. He said excitedly, "Thank you, Grandpa! Jiang Yuan, from now on, you're my big brother. We brothers sitting in the last row will listen to you from now on."
Jiang Yuan was stunned. "Huh?"
"Stop talking! I'll get someone to replace the glass!" Xu Boming patted Jiang Yuan on the shoulder and bowed to Duan Anluo. Seeing his father still in a daze, as if his worldview was being restructured, he puffed out his chest and asked proudly, "Dad, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Mr. Xu came to his senses and kicked his son, "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
"I..." Xu Boming complained, "I told you, but you didn't listen! You even wanted to send me to a mental hospital."
"If I don't listen, won't you say it twice more?" His father pushed him away and asked him to apologize, but that was impossible.
Father Xu quickly went to Duan Anluo to thank him, "Master, how much do you want? I'll make up for the difference."
Duan Anluo smiled and waved his hand, "No need, I've already given it to you."
With the old lady's deep love for her grandson, this kind of money is a blessing and good for the child. He gave the money to Jiang Yuan and said, "Put it aside for a month before spending it."
Jiang Yuan didn't understand what it meant, but he still kept it obediently.
In the evening, Duan Anluo felt much better when he looked at the repaired glass.
Looking at the weasel tied to the table leg, looking hopeless, Duan Anluo's expression changed in an instant. "I don't keep idle people here. What can you do? It's best if you can make money, and earn enough for another piece of glass."
The weasel said dejectedly, "I can make roast chicken."
It had lost all its cultivation, and it couldn't even seek revenge, so all that was left was a roasted chicken.
Duan Anluo nodded, "Yuan'er, go to the market and buy two chickens and let it cook."
The weasel got up and wanted to curse, "I'm in this state now, why don't you let me go?"
Seeing Duan Anluo's harmless face, it didn't dare to say anything. After all, it really hurt when it was beaten.
Unexpectedly, the roast chicken it made tasted pretty good. Duan Anluo was happy and decided to keep this little thing.
Late at night, when Si Cang and Xiao Bai arrived, they saw a weasel tied to a table leg. Duan Anluo had grown up, no longer training geese, but training weasels instead?
The little white tail is wrapped around two large freezers, which contain a cow and two sheep. The main thing is to bring your own food. Before reaching the door, it twists its body happily, almost shouting: Mom, I'm back!
The smell of Xiaobai frightened the weasel, and it knelt on the ground as submissive as fur.
Duan Anluo happily hugged Xiaobai's big head and asked Si Cang, "Why did you come here in person?"
Si Cang wanted to say that it was because the black energy had risen again, but then he heard Duan Anluo ask: "Did you miss me?"
Si Cang's mouth twitched and he started talking nonsense again.
Duan Anluo smiled and said, "I won't tease you anymore. Sit down and rest for a while. I'll treat you."
The white snake rubbed Duan Anluo affectionately, with such force that Duan Anluo was swaying back and forth. To prevent him from falling, Xiaobai wrapped her body around him and nudged him with her head.
Si Cang couldn't bear it anymore. How could such a cold-blooded animal be so mean?
Looking at the weasel trembling under the table, Si Cang moved his foot away in disgust, fearing that he might accidentally step on it to death. "What's wrong with it?"
Duan Anluo glared at the yellow fox in anger, "It smashed my glass and let me catch it."
Xiaobai's eyes lit up. Snacks?
It curled its tail and let out a sound of "Ah".
The weasel only had time to shout one word: "Help..."
Duan Anluo quickly opened Xiaobai's mouth and said, "Spit it out!"
Xiaobai: "tui!"
Duan Anluo slapped it on the left cheek in disgust, "Why do you eat everything? Isn't that dirty?"
Si Cang stood up and slapped it on the right cheek, "If you want to eat it, you have to peel the skin off."
The trembling weasel cried, "If there is only one good person in your family... there can only be one good person!"
After the black energy on Si Cang disappeared, he stood up and said, "I'm going back."
Duan Anluo asked: "Do you have any mission tomorrow?"
"No."
"Stay overnight. I made something to see if it can suppress the dark energy in you. I'm still a little short."
Xiaobai hooked Si Cang's leg with his tail and said, "Don't leave, stay."
Under the light, Duan Anluo's eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and the corners of his mouth were smiling, making him look incredibly gentle. Si Cang was about to say no, but when he saw his smiling eyes, he nodded unconsciously, "Okay."
After agreeing, he pursed his lips and once again felt that Duan Anluo...
A few days ago, Duan Anluo saw a stall selling stone pendants. It was said that the stones were all picked up by the owner himself by the river, and he went home to polish and drill holes in them to make them into small pendant-sized pieces. They looked very delicate, and of course handmade ones were not cheap.
Duan Anluo made up his mind and bought one with a white base and a few green stripes. It was very small and could be used as a mobile phone pendant.
He owed Si Cang too much, and he didn't know how to repay him. He came back and used a cinnabar pen to draw a talisman on it. This talisman could absorb negative energy, but he didn't know if it could absorb the black energy from Si Cang. He would try it first, and if it worked, he would make a few more.
Duan Anluo had just finished drawing the last point when the little fox he sent to the Duan family came back with a panicked look, as if something had happened.
Duan Anluo placed the pendant on the table and held out his hands to receive it. "What's wrong? Did something happen to the Duan family?"
The little fox jumped onto Duan Anluo's shoulder, then into his arms, buried its head under Duan Anluo's armpit, and said dejectedly, "I'm in trouble. I made a mistake."
Duan Anluo stroked its head and said, "Don't be anxious. Speak slowly."
"I saw Duan Mingxuan buy two packets of medicine powder and kept them like treasures for the past two days. I felt they were not good, so I replaced them with salt. Before dinner that night, I saw him pour the salt into my father and brother's cups. After he left, I poured the two packets of medicine powder into his water cup."
The main feature is that it is obedient. Duan Anluo said that Duan Mingxuan should eat it, so Duan Mingxuan must eat it.
"I didn't expect Duan Mingxuan to go crazy after drinking it."
"What's so crazy about it?"
"He was just crazy and had a bad temper. He hit his dad and pushed his mom, causing her to tumble down the stairs."
Duan Anluo's heart skipped a beat, and he stood up suddenly. He heard the little fox say, "We caught her. She didn't roll down."
Duan Anluo breathed a sigh of relief. This little thing was panting heavily when talking!
In this case, Duan Mingxuan's symptoms are the same as his original body, and the situation is more serious because of the heavy dosage?
The little fox continued, "Big brother got angry, punched him, and called the police."
"Call the police?" Duan Anluo didn't expect that Duan Anjian would not give his brother any face and call the police directly?
"Yes, Big Brother suspects that there is something wrong with your two identities."
"What do you mean? Can you stop panting and finish it in one breath? I'll give you some roast chicken."
The little fox took a deep breath, "Big Brother said you are real, he is fake, a liar."
Duan Anluo felt that it was impossible. As far as he could remember, the Duan family had contacted many hospitals to verify, and they all proved that Duan Mingxuan was their biological son. Could modern technology still forge this?
Just as Duan Anluo was pondering what to do, Si Cang's cold and low voice came from the door: "If you are really worried, go home and take a look."
Duan Anluo was stunned. Go back?
Why would he go back? He wasn't real, so what parent wouldn't recognize their own child? If he went back for half a day, no, maybe half an hour, he might be recognized. He didn't want to see Madam Duan cry. When she cried, his heart ached.
The little fox couldn't understand the atmosphere and asked worriedly: "Lolo, I'm scared. Did I hurt anyone?"
Duan Anluo patted its head and said, "It's okay, don't be afraid. He bought the medicine to harm others, which was his cause, and he ate it himself, which was his result. What does it have to do with you?"
Besides, he even harmed his father and brother, how could he be a good person? You are doing a good deed by eliminating harm for the people.
Even if this incident truly caused you bad karma, I will clear the evil for you and ensure that your path to evil is clear."
The little fox was happy and grinned, "That's great."
Duan Anluo rubbed its head again and said, "Si Cang, please do me a favor. Go check on the person who sold the medicine to Duan Mingxuan."
Si Cang habitually took out his cell phone and looked for the president. This was an easy matter.
"Please take me home. I'm still worried." His original self hadn't wanted to argue with Duan Mingxuan because he didn't want to embarrass his parents and brother. He'd withdrawn and let the family live in harmony. But now, he couldn't ignore it. The Duan family was raising Duan Mingxuan, like raising a poisonous snake.
After Si Cang sent the message, he lowered his head and asked, "Your home?"
"Um."
"Take me to meet the parents?"
Duan Anluo was startled. Was Si Cang possessed by another spirit?
Si Cang looked at his expression and curled the corners of his mouth, "This isn't the expression you make when you tease me."
Duan Anluo was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry. Si Cang had evolved and could fight back.
He quickly packed up his things and said, "Yuan'er, Xiaobai, I'm going out for a while. You guys take care of the house, especially Xiaobai. I'll leave the house to you."
Duan Anluo pointed at the weasel tied to the table leg and said, "If this thing's grandfather dares to come, you will catch him and put him in a cage. I will open a roast chicken shop when I come back."
Jiang Yuan and Xiao Bai came to the door, "Master, please be careful."
He turned to Si Cang and said, "So does Grandmother Ancestor."
Si Cang:?
Duan Anluo pulled him away quickly, "Don't worry about him, the child will talk nonsense when he eats too much."
Duan Anluo didn't expect that the Duan family was so far away. It would take more than two hours to drive there. It was already past two o'clock when he arrived at the gate of the Duan family.
The lights in Duan's house were still on, obviously no one in the family had gone to bed yet.
Seeing that he was reluctant to get out of the car, Si Cang asked him, "What are you afraid of?"
Duan Anluo blinked. Was it so obvious? Si Cang could see that he was afraid.
He laughed at himself and said, "I'm afraid of hurting their feelings."
After being recognized, Mrs. Duan would cry even more sadly.
Si Cang said meaningfully: "I thought you were someone who possessed someone else's body and was afraid of being recognized."
Duan Anluo's whole body tensed up, not daring to look into Si Cang's eyes. Si Cang wouldn't say such words for no reason. Did he realize something?
Si Cang said bluntly: "I checked you."
Duan Anluo looked up, his tone calm, and asked with a smile: "Hmm? What did you find out?"
Si Cang spoke calmly, as if chatting with him casually, but every word seemed to strike at the tip of Duan Anluo's heart. "You used to be quiet and wouldn't explain when you were wronged. You were impulsive and would resort to violence when provoked, and you often got into fights."
Duan Anluo casually said, "My mom said that's because I'm arrogant."
Si Cang chuckled softly, his deep voice making Duan Anluo's ears numb in the closed car. "Don't you think you used to have a very low EQ?"
Duan Anluo asked unhappily, "Are you polite?"
Si Cang pinched his face to prevent him from interrupting him, "You are so sharp-tongued now, and you won't suffer any loss.
You don't know SOS, you call the police station "Yamen," you don't recognize the Sphinx, and you control a strange black energy. I suspected you were possessing another body, but after a closer examination, I found that wasn't the case. Although your spirit has been severely injured, it is extremely stable, so there's no possibility of possession."
Duan Anluo breathed a sigh of relief and slapped away the hand that was trying to shut him up. "My personality changed drastically after I was kicked out of the house."
"According to records from the Metaphysical Society, five hundred years ago, the Demon God Hou Qing revived, devastating the world. The most powerful metaphysical practitioner at the time was Duan Anluo, known as a once-in-a-millennium genius. He rose to fame at the age of sixteen, founded the Xuan Sect at eighteen, and then suddenly disappeared at the age of twenty-three, leaving no one alive or dead. The time of his disappearance roughly coincides with the time of the Demon God Hou Qing's disappearance.
Legend has it that in ancient times, Nuwa could not kill him directly, so she could only join forces with Fuxi and the Emperor of Heaven to seal him.
You once used your body as a container to seal the ancient demons, and your three souls and seven spirits were stained with black energy, which even I could not control.
One of Hou Qing's abilities is cursing. You've mastered it now, and your curses are instantly effective."
Duan Anluo's eyes widened as he retreated in panic, his back pressed against the seat. Si Cang was still closing in. Whether it was his figure or his aura, he was extremely oppressive.
Si Cang pinched his chin and made him look into his eyes. "The Seven Star Soul Locking Formation is a Xuanmen secret technique created by the Xuanmen Patriarch. Later, it was derived into the Nine Stars and Nine Gods, which can mobilize the power of the stars. When it was passed down to later generations, only half of the game remained. Unfortunately, after countless people studied it, no one could learn it. But you can easily set it up."
Duan Anluo took a deep breath. He couldn't hide it anymore. Si Cang had been silent all this time, and he had been bullied by him without being able to fight back. He had never expected him to be so meticulous. After just a short encounter, he had uncovered all his secrets.
"All the information matches. The merits of saving the world are so great that the Heavenly Dao is protecting you and arranging your rebirth. Naturally, you are not possessing another body. Why did the Heavenly Dao allow you to be born in this era? The merits are mine, but you don't have any of them yourself?"
Duan Anluo pursed his lips, completely unable to answer. Also, you are too close, are you polite?
"The owner of that peach tree spirit specifically targets Duan Anluo. Anyone who calls his name will die. I suspect you accidentally left this mess behind, and the heavens are letting you clean it up on your own, even deducting your merits."
Duan Anluo narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, his face was smiling, but his eyes were filled with piercing murderous intent, "Since you know everything, I can't let you live."
Si Cang's hands trembled, and an inexplicable soreness rose in his heart. He suppressed the discomfort in his heart and asked, "You want to kill me to silence me?"
What he meant by saying this was that since Heaven has allowed you to be reborn, you should calmly accept the identity Heaven has given you. If you are worried, go and take a look. If you are unhappy, leave. There is no need to be so entangled and become something that is nothing like yourself.
Unexpectedly, Duan Anluo wanted to kill him.
Duan Anluo sneered. The car door behind him opened at some point. He leaned down, slid out of the car, and ran away. "I'm just kidding! You idiot! Who would listen to your stories at this hour of night?"
Si Cang: “…”
Looking at his fleeing back, Si Cang laughed out of anger, and the uncomfortable feeling in his heart disappeared.
He stroked the pendant that Duan Anluo left for him, thinking, sooner or later, your little secrets will be stripped away layer by layer.
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